Massage Parlor Reports

[Normal Guy]

The house money is just that, for the owner's fee. $40,45 or maybe 50 for Half Hour. And $50,60,70 or even $80 in some places for the hour. Depends on the area or the AMP owner.

Once you've paid the house money, don't expect to get it back if you can't negotiate extras, in most cases. They will drop the cash into a safe and then it's all up to your tip if they make good or waste their time.

That's why fair trade is 100, generous enough, take it or leave it baby. It's the leverage you need, don't be hustled into 120 or 140 or even more like some clowns will be.

AMPs pay the girl about half the house fee. It's all negotiable between them. No matter what the girls tell you. Trust me on this. LMPs might be different.

[CartelKid14]

Hey,

I'm looking for a Latina spa near Hollywood. Do any of you guys have any recommendations? TIA!

[CartelKid14]

Hey guys,

I'm coming into town from the space coast and I'm hoping to find a Latina Massage Spa around Hollywood. Do you guys have any recommendations? TIA!

[Glenn Uknow]

If I were you I would stop talking about big lou cause the next person you fuck with in person will knock the shit out of you or worse. This is why they're so many shootings here especially in dade county and the majority of the one's that get shot or killed are the one's that shit talk the most. I can tell you really hate big lou as he's no longer here. Thank god I'm not biglou.

I like BL, I wish he would come back, he is on my favorite people list, near the top.

[Muff Diver 305]

EDITOR'S NOTE: Regardless of what this idiot says, as the Admin of this forum I can confirm without any doubt that Muff Diver 305, as Mister Roboto was before him, is in fact an alias for the member know as "BigLou". A2

[Glenn Uknow]

Generally speaking I find spy cam stuff reprehensible however in this case that chick could be anybody with long dark hair.

It's not so much the filming, though filming people who are fucking in a place where they have a reasonable belief in privacy is bad regardless of who is doing it what I object to is the guys who make great pains to hide their identity while completely exposing the chick.

A2

Thank you sir for letting me show off here, it's one of my favorite things to do, aside from reading a reply from Big lou. But, yeah, she is hot!

[Glenn Uknow]

Did the old 100 up front for everything tip ploy and as usual it works like a charm. I can't post any details here as this is a spy cam pic of myself and the back of a woman's head (job) But hopefully my fellow sex slobs here will like it, and A2 will approve.

G.

Generally speaking I find spy cam stuff reprehensible however in this case that chick could be anybody with long dark hair.

It's not so much the filming, though filming people who are fucking in a place where they have a reasonable belief in privacy is bad regardless of who is doing it what I object to is the guys who make great pains to hide their identity while completely exposing the chick.

A2

[Mark22]

Been years since I've been on here until recently. I'm not all that frequent of a massage goer, maybe 2-3 times per year, but with the demise of backpage, I have trouble finding places. I prefer Latinas, but it's interesting reading on here that most of you say LMPs are overpriced, etc. I don't do AMPs all that often because the few times I've gone to one, the most I get is a hand, while LMPs (mostly in Dade) were more open to my roaming hands and offering more upgrades. Prices have been high, but at least I was offered. The only LMP I've been to in Broward offered a lot at good prices. It was in Hollywood on 441 and Park Rd, across from Hollywood Jeep. No sign on the door or anything. But I fear they may have closed down a while ago, unless anyone knows different, or knows somewhere similar.

The AMPs I've been to were down around Coral Gables, as it's closer to my job. Maybe I need to find better places. I know there are a ton in and around Hollywood, and I can sometimes get to South Broward so any recos on the best of that bunch? Or around Hialeah / Miami Lakes?

[Glenn Uknow]

I've never been to an AMP but would like to try one. Those are some great tips but I have another question. On average how much does the AMP usually charge don't want to over pay the house.

The house money is just that, for the owner's fee. $40,45 or maybe 50 for Half Hour. And $50,60,70 or even $80 in some places for the hour. Depends on the area or the AMP owner.

Once you've paid the house money, don't expect to get it back if you can't negotiate extras, in most cases. They will drop the cash into a safe and then it's all up to your tip if they make good or waste their time.

That's why fair trade is 100, generous enough, take it or leave it baby. It's the leverage you need, don't be hustled into 120 or 140 or even more like some clowns will be.

[BillyHoyle1]

Been here a few times actually. Great spot and everything is on the menu! What I like is that the women are good looking, nice set of tires and young which is a key critirea for me. Monger on boys!!

Thanks for the recommendation. Went last night dreamed I walked in and met Anna looked 30 ish so probably older. Went for 50 for half as I like to feel it out. Massage starts nothing to right home about. On flip asked what I wanted said FS she ask how much said 100.00 she says more. Tell her nevermind and start to get up she quickly accepts. She has bolt ons that looked good. On went the cover. BJ was good got me going then switch to mish she has a nice Asian Bush. Not super tight and just laid there and let me pound away. Blew right as time was up. Good not great will try again with someone else.

[BillyHoyle1]

I've never been to an AMP but would like to try one. Those are some great tips but I have another question. On average how much does the AMP usually charge don't want to over pay the house.

Typically it is $50 for 1/2, 60-70 for 45 min. And 75-100 for hour. Then as other have stated YMMV but for AMP 100 for FS. If they say more be prepared to walk they will take it if the know you will walk.

[JohnDoe2010]

You got to keep in mind that these women generally do not get paid to work in these AMPs, most places charge the women $20 per day to work there, so they can eat and have use of the facilities and don't need to go out for the necessities.

Some even live inside the parlor, but that's illegal and if the cops see them living inside a business they can be in trouble, so often it's the case that they have a communal house they live in near by.

So when you don't tip, you're just wasting their time. That's why it's better to put out the tip ahead of everything else and make a "take it or leave it" offer. So she's not doing a massage for 30 minutes or an hour wondering if this is just a useless effort.

I like to go to an AMP, and after I'm shown to the room and the girl leaves to deposit the house money, I'll get undressed. When she comes back, I'm not face down, I'm sitting on the table with a full on Viagra induced boner, a condom, lube and 100 sitting out in plain view.

It's my only tip, take it or leave it. It's usually a go, as it was today. Otherwise I get dressed and start to leave, and then she will change her mind once it's 100 or zero. It's a fair deal for a working guy, select the talent and weed out the greedy hustlers. This technique works in any spa that has women wanting a 100 tip.

I like to do the FS first, then relax into a nice massage. It's affordable action you'll get if you can stick to the script.

RULE #1 for me is no old fatties, they are normally bitter and strictly money oriented.

But, When ever I enter a new AMP, of encounter a new lady in a familiar AMP I always do the friendly check first.

I say hello and extend my arms for a hug. If she just stands there and repeats, "half hour, half hour?" then I just excuse myself and leave. But if she moves in and hugs me and better yet, grabs my junk, then it's a go.

My AMP provider needs to be young looking, slender, fit, friendly and in a good mood or I'm just going to take a pass.

Also, if the woman is overly dressed in a tight dress like she's going out for the evening, that's a red flag, I look for women in comfortable, easy to remove outfits.

And once all these criteria are met, I follow the 100 or zero script, and have had a 90% plus success rate.

I've never been to an AMP but would like to try one. Those are some great tips but I have another question. On average how much does the AMP usually charge don't want to over pay the house.

[ChillyWilly325]

You got to keep in mind that these women generally do not get paid to work in these AMPs, most places charge the women $20 per day to work there, so they can eat and have use of the facilities and don't need to go out for the necessities.

Some even live inside the parlor, but that's illegal and if the cops see them living inside a business they can be in trouble, so often it's the case that they have a communal house they live in near by.

So when you don't tip, you're just wasting their time. That's why it's better to put out the tip ahead of everything else and make a "take it or leave it" offer. So she's not doing a massage for 30 minutes or an hour wondering if this is just a useless effort.

I like to go to an AMP, and after I'm shown to the room and the girl leaves to deposit the house money, I'll get undressed. When she comes back, I'm not face down, I'm sitting on the table with a full on Viagra induced boner, a condom, lube and 100 sitting out in plain view.

It's my only tip, take it or leave it. It's usually a go, as it was today. Otherwise I get dressed and start to leave, and then she will change her mind once it's 100 or zero. It's a fair deal for a working guy, select the talent and weed out the greedy hustlers. This technique works in any spa that has women wanting a 100 tip.

I like to do the FS first, then relax into a nice massage. It's affordable action you'll get if you can stick to the script..

Damn those pro s advice, well thought amigo.

[HoloGuru]

So from what I can understand the osais on 2nd st is a waste of time? Cause I really want to go try it since it's down the street from me, anyone can pm any details on how to get FS etc too if they like.

[Glenn Uknow]

I may as well post the review of a spot I tried that is a no-go in Hallandale. Golden massage is a no go. The massage was good but nothing you folks are interested in offered. 80 for 1/ hr Gave $10 tip since it was normal massage and they harassed me yelling "twenty percent twenty percent". Stay Safe.

You got to keep in mind that these women generally do not get paid to work in these AMPs, most places charge the women $20 per day to work there, so they can eat and have use of the facilities and don't need to go out for the necessities.

Some even live inside the parlor, but that's illegal and if the cops see them living inside a business they can be in trouble, so often it's the case that they have a communal house they live in near by.

So when you don't tip, you're just wasting their time. That's why it's better to put out the tip ahead of everything else and make a "take it or leave it" offer. So she's not doing a massage for 30 minutes or an hour wondering if this is just a useless effort.

I like to go to an AMP, and after I'm shown to the room and the girl leaves to deposit the house money, I'll get undressed. When she comes back, I'm not face down, I'm sitting on the table with a full on Viagra induced boner, a condom, lube and 100 sitting out in plain view.

It's my only tip, take it or leave it. It's usually a go, as it was today. Otherwise I get dressed and start to leave, and then she will change her mind once it's 100 or zero. It's a fair deal for a working guy, select the talent and weed out the greedy hustlers. This technique works in any spa that has women wanting a 100 tip.

I like to do the FS first, then relax into a nice massage. It's affordable action you'll get if you can stick to the script.

RULE #1 for me is no old fatties, they are normally bitter and strictly money oriented.

But, When ever I enter a new AMP, of encounter a new lady in a familiar AMP I always do the friendly check first.

I say hello and extend my arms for a hug. If she just stands there and repeats, "half hour, half hour?" then I just excuse myself and leave. But if she moves in and hugs me and better yet, grabs my junk, then it's a go.

My AMP provider needs to be young looking, slender, fit, friendly and in a good mood or I'm just going to take a pass.

Also, if the woman is overly dressed in a tight dress like she's going out for the evening, that's a red flag, I look for women in comfortable, easy to remove outfits.

And once all these criteria are met, I follow the 100 or zero script, and have had a 90% plus success rate.