Massage Parlor Reports

**Menace305** · 01-13-20 21:13

Does anyone know a good AMP or LMP near Allapattah?

**Glenn Uknow** · 01-11-20 08:06

Originally Posted by BlueTiger573 [View Original Post]

Personally I don't take this road unless they provide the lowest tier services but I want my moneys worth I guess. Does anyone else do this type of shit or am just douche nozzle?

Life is all about shooting your load.

**BlueTiger573** · 01-10-20 11:38

Sup guys, I want to preface this by saying that I know these girls are people just like me or you. I make an effort to be polite and understand.

Here's the situation. Hypothetically whenever I go to AMPs I usually grab a towel and let the lady know to back up a bit when I'm about to cum, but the last few times I've gone to various location I was give terrible service. Low energy chicks and rushed services. In one of them the chick said I could eat but never provided the goods.

So hypothetically in these situations I decided fuck it I don't care. I made sure to grope and finger the chicks until they felt so uncomfortable the had to pull my hand out and kinds hold it down. Then I told the chick to let me finish myself off and to instead just let me grope her more. Chick agrees and I choose to play with tits, which distracts her enough so she won't notice I'm about to cum. Lastly I make sure to aim for the face. One of these bad experiences I was able to land on the cheek. Lady was pissed lmao.

Personally I don't take this road unless they provide the lowest tier services but I want my moneys worth I guess. Does anyone else do this type of shit or am just douche nozzle?

**Glenn Uknow** · 01-02-20 20:16

Originally Posted by Gringo2123 [View Original Post]

I agree, last one I visited many years ago took the $100 donation at the door, than as soon as I entered the room and before undressing handed me another envelope to put additional $100 which you give hoping it includes BBJ or FS. Asked her why not just charge 200 at the door. Didn't want to tell me it would scare too many people away. So after giving 200 got a 5 minute rub of oil than she started negotiating wanting another 200 for FS. Told her just give me the hour massage, gave 2 more minutes and kicked me out. Lesson learned

That sounds about right. I stopped going to LMPs about 3 years ago when it became increasingly difficult to find a reasonably attractive woman that would do FS for 100 or 120.

Latinas now tend to be like Russians hoes. Very greedy.

But, There was a place on NW 36 street, across from Mia Intl AP at RM5 X+53 Virginia Gardens, Florida, called Holistic Health or something, there would be a nice rotation of Central American cuties that would do FS for 100/120. But they've closed down now.

There was one girl there I saw several times who did BBBJ-CIM for 60 and the funny thing was the first time I went there she told me "Don't cum in my mouth".

So, of course I Came in her Mouth.

Then after that it was understood that I would blow a load in her mouth and she would just get up and go spit it out from then on.

**Gringo2123** · 01-02-20 13:27

I agree, last one I visited many years ago took the $100 donation at the door, than as soon as I entered the room and before undressing handed me another envelope to put additional $100 which you give hoping it includes BBJ or FS. Asked her why not just charge 200 at the door. Didn't want to tell me it would scare too many people away. So after giving 200 got a 5 minute rub of oil than she started negotiating wanting another 200 for FS. Told her just give me the hour massage, gave 2 more minutes and kicked me out. Lesson learned

Originally Posted by JetWade [View Original Post]

All LMP are too expensive.

**JetWade** · 01-01-20 22:07

Originally Posted by FunFun4078 [View Original Post]

New to this but have been to a few AMP. Looking for a good LMP in the area. If anyone can point me in the right direction I would appreciate it. Inbox me. Thanks.

All LMP are too expensive.

**FunFun4078** · 01-01-20 19:00

New to this but have been to a few AMP. Looking for a good LMP in the area. If anyone can point me in the right direction I would appreciate it. Inbox me. Thanks.

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**Ima Oldman** · 12-17-19 22:55

Originally Posted by EddieEddie [View Original Post]

OK, but that's normally 1. 4 and that is a bit high for FS in most cases when mongering in an AMP. If she says 1. 4 then I'll settle in 1. 2 if she's hot. I was at the spa on Pines next to Val P's and the average looking girl would only do 1. 4 so I passed. And at the Asian holistic in Ives, the skinny little girl with virtually no A $$ but grapefruit sized bolt ons said she gets 200 , so I promptly passed and requested e refund. If you're a push-over these women will go up and up on the tip. But if you keep it real they will usually give in.

If you look at the abbreviations listed on this site $ = $100, $. 4 = $140. I live in a FS desert so when out of town I take what I can get. If any of you guys had responded to my request for help prior to my visit maybe I could have met you expectations, otherwise STFU.

**Dboy111** · 12-14-19 22:51

Hey guys I'm taking a little vacation to Miami next week. I'm looking for a provider with a nice big rack. Ds or DDs. Nice body, big ass, big tits, pretty face. There's not much talent here in Boston and it's way over priced here. Any recommendations guys? Thanks!

**BeachBum69** · 12-12-19 14:56

I'll be in Doral next week for three days. Can anyone point me in the direction of a good LMP. PM me if you'd rather not put specifics up here. I don't know the area at all so any help would be great.

**VikesFan73** · 12-11-19 14:47

Looking for recommendations near the Hyatt Regency please.

**Eddie Eddie** · 12-02-19 22:25

Originally Posted by ImaOldman [View Original Post]

It's in the shopping center with Starbucks in front, not sure about the shoe store. She started at $. 8 for FS and I started at $. Wouldn't take $. 2 and since she looked good I went to $. 4. Definitely overpaid for what I got.

If you explore Doral really good you will find numerous AMPs and LMPs that will have women that will do FS for a Benjamin.

I have been to the AMP behind Starbucks / Checkers a few times and was only disappointed once.

Just up 79th ave at 52 street is another AMP that always delivers.

There are lots of office space LMPs around the Doral and Airport areas too, you just got to know how to find them. But they are well worth the effort. It's an FS rich environment.

**Ima Oldman** · 12-02-19 11:14

Originally Posted by Bato5613 [View Original Post]

Is that beside Wing Shoe store? If it is, I went to that place and got 1/2 hour service and FS for 1 Franklin. That's the third time went on that massage place.

It's in the shopping center with Starbucks in front, not sure about the shoe store. She started at $. 8 for FS and I started at $. Wouldn't take $. 2 and since she looked good I went to $. 4. Definitely overpaid for what I got.

**Bato5613** · 11-29-19 13:47

Originally Posted by ImaOldman [View Original Post]

Visited this spa while on layover in Miami, don't remember providers name. Attractive young lady (7. 5 on 10 scale) with nice rack, gave full service for. 7 house + $. 4 tip. Unenthusiastic so would not recommend at that price, will not repeat.

Is that beside Wing Shoe store? If it is, I went to that place and got 1/2 hour service and FS for 1 Franklin. That's the third time went on that massage place.