Massage Parlor Reports

[BigLuber]

Anywhere close to NMB that would help? Been really considering a couple of the places along 163rd / 167th Ave, but I can't find enough reviews to know which is tourist traps where I'll get ripped off and out a house fee.

I find that the best way to weed out the BS / tourist trap AMPs is to look on Yelp and YP for reviews. If you see glowing reviews about friendly staff and Group-on deals, it's a dive. But if you see reviews about Stay Away, not professional or attitude issues with the workers, then it means that the ladies their are not into kissing tourist ass and want some real tip money. Also, Rub Maps will often times label a place "non-erotic".

[BigLuber]

Been to this place on 167th some years back and was pretty amazed by the masseuse's skill. Even got a head massager and used it after the flip. But the massage itself was amazing in itself. . 6 for the room then. 4 for he. Pretty sure it's an he only place. I think all the girls are no younger than 45. Let me tell you though, they know how to relax you from head to toe. After flipping from a godlike back massage, she continued on the front getting muscles they wouldn't normally massage (because you know, junior's out and she's been teasing). Then, I fell asleep to dream about her using those hand skills on junior. Then I woke up, got dressed and tipped her the. 4.

I really want to have a similar experience with an amazing massage as well as at least an he. Anywhere close to NMB that would help? Been really considering a couple of the places along 163rd / 167th Ave, but I can't find enough reviews to know which is tourist traps where I'll get ripped off and out a house fee.

For sure, if you like aging Asians, 40 year old And up, then North Miami Beach Blvd (163 street) is where you want to look.

Every AMP has the worn out, left over old fat, mis-shapened mamasans from the massage parlor circuit working in them.

Now, the up side to this is that you can find some really hard working hands there. When I want a serious massage I'll go see Lulu at 164 NE 167 street. She walks on my back and does the little hop to crack my back and it's F-ing amazing.

There was an older Chinese lady down at Massage Therapy, 1420 NE 163 street that would crack my back, then sit me up and crack my neck like a Chiropractor. Very rare to find an AMP lady that you can trust to do this, but the old girl was a real pro.

After my motor cycle accident, in 2009, I'd see her every other week to align my disk then wind up and crack my neck. I healed up real good from a serious whip-lash injury. ,But sadly she moved on one day, and I haven't been able to find her. I thought about going FS with her, but just tipped her nicely for the massage, it really would have been a boner kill to see her naked. But FS is definitely on the menu at 1420.

If you want to pump and dump and you're not picky, then 85 NE 163 street is where you'll find Lisa, Anna and a couple of other average looking Chinese MILFs that you can FS for 80. Or even 60. , depending upon your negotiating skills.

[Evil OtherHalf]

Been to this place on 167th some years back and was pretty amazed by the masseuse's skill. Even got a head massager and used it after the flip. But the massage itself was amazing in itself. . 6 for the room then. 4 for he. Pretty sure it's an he only place. I think all the girls are no younger than 45. Let me tell you though, they know how to relax you from head to toe. After flipping from a godlike back massage, she continued on the front getting muscles they wouldn't normally massage (because you know, junior's out and she's been teasing). Then, I fell asleep to dream about her using those hand skills on junior. Then I woke up, got dressed and tipped her the. 4.

I really want to have a similar experience with an amazing massage as well as at least an he. Anywhere close to NMB that would help? Been really considering a couple of the places along 163rd / 167th Ave, but I can't find enough reviews to know which is tourist traps where I'll get ripped off and out a house fee.

[Chocotaco]

Hey fellas, just a couple questions about the scene here. Has anyone had any experience with the Eastern European girls that advertise for Miami Beach on rubratings? I love getting a rubdown from a hottie, though I know some guys find the prices too high. Also are there any Latina or Asian MPs with good young talent that are relatively close to South Beach? Thanks kindly for any info that you're willing to share.

[BigLuber]

I used to this frequent this place almost weekly about 6 years ago. I'm in town visiting and checking rubmaps, the latest reviews are from February of this year. Anyone been recently? Is the massage still good? What's the damage? Any other recommendations? Looking for a good massage and FS.

This is the AMP on the second floor around back across from Publix, right?

Been there a few times, FS is on the menu but most of the women won't negotiate down to a reasonable tip.

The hotter they look, (and there are some hotties working there), the more they will hold out for. 200 is a go for sure if you want to toss that much.

They rotate often here, always a new girl. They dress up like their going to a party. Which I really don't care for.

I'd rather be greeted by a cutie in shorts and a t-shirt or a simple easy drop-off outfit and sandals.

[Bato5613]

Has anyone checked out this AMP on NW 82 ave and 32nd?

Was driving by and spotted it a while back, but have not ventured over there yet. It's in a warehouse complex with freight forwarders and other commercial businesses.

This place is regular nothing particular business and the massage is so lousy.

[Xbbdc]

I used to this frequent this place almost weekly about 6 years ago. I'm in town visiting and checking rubmaps, the latest reviews are from February of this year. Anyone been recently? Is the massage still good? What's the damage? Any other recommendations? Looking for a good massage and FS.

[DahBull]

Hi Fellas, All new girls. Jessica is gone (was getting tired of her). New chunky girl (for a Chinese) name is 'Mei' or 'May' sounded like, Can fuck like an animal but pleads for you to come fast. She takes a good pounding and takes good direction. 5 for house and. 8 for FS. All in all happy. Total time 28 minutes.

There is another woman out there with droopy tits who watched us from the doorway the whole time. Kinda turned me on. Clean and saw them pull out sheets and take them away after I was done.

Be safe why'all.

DB.

[NabWind]

Hi.

It's not an AMP spa it's a RMP, has anyone been to this spa 403 E Hallandale beside a smoke shop? Was planning to visit, PM me if you have any info.

[Axel88]

Has anyone checked out this AMP on NW 82 ave and 32nd?

Was driving by and spotted it a while back, but have not ventured over there yet. It's in a warehouse complex with freight forwarders and other commercial businesses.

Yes I've been to this one twice trying to just find something new. They will do regular h. E. But never got anything more both times I went. The girls are older and definitely just regular looking. 1st time there this girl had the balls to ask for more too. Damn near slapped her.

[BigLuber]

Has anyone checked out this AMP on NW 82 ave and 32nd?

Was driving by and spotted it a while back, but have not ventured over there yet. It's in a warehouse complex with freight forwarders and other commercial businesses.

[BigLuber]

There are multiple places, at least three, named "meme" spa in south Florida. Just want to make sure I have the correct place.

The name Meme is used multiple times. There's Meme's Asian Spa & Massage, North Miami in and. Miami off Biscayne.

Memes Oriental on Hollywood Blvd, just west of I-95.

And Meme Spa & Massage in Pompano.

I've been to all three, and. Miami and Pompano do FS, Hollywood is questionable since they got busted, they're ultra careful now.

[HialeahSlime]

Cool, thanks. Yeah, one definitely needs to talk extras. At 50/ Hour you'd think that tips are the main source of income here.

Idk, They didn't charge me upfront which was strange, and also the fact that a male went there and got naked for the massage didn't trigger her to offer? I think they're on those sites by a glitch. Those websites just aggregate the selections you don't upload to there exactly.

[Joker777]

Easy, just Google "meme spa Miami, Fl" It'll be same with pretty much any place that you already know the name and city it's in.

There are multiple places, at least three, named "meme" spa in south Florida. Just want to make sure I have the correct place.

This ain't my first rodeo.

[BigLuber]

Can someone let me know where this place is.

Thanks.

Easy, just Google "meme spa Miami, Fl" It'll be same with pretty much any place that you already know the name and city it's in.