Massage Parlor Reports

**Catraxo** · 08-16-16 08:10

Hey mongers I just find out the our friend kitty Kat has died she was a nice girl.

That is so sad.

**Lurker X** · 08-15-16 06:15

Originally Posted by CalleOcho [View Original Post]

I'm looking for a place in Miami that offers the best Latin girls. Price isn't a major issue as long as it's not extremely over priced.

Yup. The "best" is open to interpretation, best value is normally what I look for. The ultra fine women are out there and normally over priced, especially for the lame, unenthusiastic service they usually deliver.

But an average looking girl with a nice attitude is my definition of "the best ". A woman without flaws is usually more self focused and not real concerned about your satisfaction.

Try the Ooh LA LA at 2350 W 84st Hialeah for average looking women that do high milage.

**CalleOcho** · 08-14-16 16:51

I'm looking for a place in Miami that offers the best Latin girls. Price isn't a major issue as long as it's not extremely over priced.

**KingChrome** · 08-08-16 20:48

Anyone visited her? I did some digging and could not find anything abnormal, just another ad from 2015.

http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/thp/5716157239.html

**DaytonNew** · 07-27-16 01:03

Visiting soon. Looking for FS spa close to Dadeland Mall. Last time went for a dream in Shanghai spa but it is too far this time.

Stay safe.

**Mr Clubberman** · 07-16-16 09:55

Originally Posted by MuffDiver305 [View Original Post]

And you an idiot for calling his name. You'll never respect biglou even if he regains self respect. Just leave his ass out of it blowfish face.

I had to leave this one here. I was going to delete it but I couldn't do it.

It reminded me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ux3DKxxFoM

A2 is amazed

Or this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yawUgvNBA-U

**Lurker X** · 07-16-16 08:39

Originally Posted by MuffDiver305 [View Original Post]

And you an idiot for calling his name. You'll never respect biglou even if he regains self respect. Just leave his ass out of it blowfish face.

I had to leave this one here. I was going to delete it but I couldn't do it.

It reminded me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ux3DKxxFoM

A2 is amazed

This one is funny as hell too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgGg...v3whomzvhzwb0c

**Muff Diver 305** · 07-16-16 04:03

Originally Posted by LurkerX [View Original Post]

EDITOR'S NOTE: Regardless of what this idiot says, as the Admin of this forum I can confirm without any doubt that, KWMonger, as Muff Diver 305, as Mister Roboto, and as Mundo was before him, is in fact an alias for the member know as "BigLou". A2.

Lou, you're pathetic. Just come out of the closet and be Big Lou again. You may actually regain some self respect.

And you an idiot for calling his name. You'll never respect biglou even if he regains self respect. Just leave his ass out of it blowfish face.

I had to leave this one here. I was going to delete it but I couldn't do it.

It reminded me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ux3DKxxFoM

A2 is amazed

**PrimeVector** · 07-15-16 21:23

Originally Posted by ChillyWilly325 [View Original Post]

From my experience when they say monthly thing is a way of saying no when I go to those places I always ask the girl if you are on your monthly thing I ll rather have someone else just to get that out of the way, if she says no then you already know what s up.

Good advice CW. Next time. Thanks.

**ChillyWilly325** · 07-15-16 05:42

Originally Posted by PrimeVector [View Original Post]

After wrapping up some biz in Miami, I popped into Asian Heaven Massage about 11:30 today. I'd been here once and the massage was great, but no menu, just some roaming. The massage was good so I thought I'd stop in again. This time I was greeted by a small 40-something Chinese lady. Opted for the hour for. 7, and was shown to the room. Shortly thereafter, a mid-30's (slender Chinese woman came in, said welcome back, gave me a kiss and introduced herself as Lilly. She was dressed in a black tee shirt and denim shorts. Once again, the massage was very good. Nice and strong, all the right places. She had me headed off to dreamland (really). In my dream she didn't seem to mind my roaming hands. I'd give the massage an 8. 5/10. On the flip, I dreamed she dimmed the lights and with no discussion she went right for junior. No negotiations, no menu. She allowed my hands to roam over her nice breasts, under her shirt and bra. However, the sweet spot between her thighs was a no go. Monthly thing (or so she said). She knows how to handle the goods, and I held out for quite a while, getting a nice sampling of several different "techniques". I dreamed she kept complementing junior. Nice HE, nothing else offered. Sweet lady. Told me to come back tomorrow. We do it again. Tipped. 4 on the way out. I was introduced to Cindy. A petite Asian woman wearing glasses. Looked like a college student. Being I have biz in the area over the next 6 - 8 months, I'll repeat in the future. Can't help thinking some of that talent will open up (pun intended) with another visit or two. If nothing else, damn good massage. They also have TS, but didn't partake this time. Only negative is Lilly had to answer the phone twice. Not good for the dream.

From my experience when they say monthly thing is a way of saying no when I go to those places I always ask the girl if you are on your monthly thing I ll rather have someone else just to get that out of the way, if she says no then you already know what s up.

**PrimeVector** · 07-14-16 23:39

Originally Posted by PrimeVector [View Original Post]

Heading south for the day and want to break up the drive with a nice rubdown. This place is very close to where I'm headed. Anyone got any info?

http://miami.backpage.com/Therapeuti...-8448/37519536

Thanks Mongers.

After wrapping up some biz in Miami, I popped into Asian Heaven Massage about 11:30 today. I'd been here once and the massage was great, but no menu, just some roaming. The massage was good so I thought I'd stop in again. This time I was greeted by a small 40-something Chinese lady. Opted for the hour for. 7, and was shown to the room. Shortly thereafter, a mid-30's (slender Chinese woman came in, said welcome back, gave me a kiss and introduced herself as Lilly. She was dressed in a black tee shirt and denim shorts. Once again, the massage was very good. Nice and strong, all the right places. She had me headed off to dreamland (really). In my dream she didn't seem to mind my roaming hands. I'd give the massage an 8. 5/10. On the flip, I dreamed she dimmed the lights and with no discussion she went right for junior. No negotiations, no menu. She allowed my hands to roam over her nice breasts, under her shirt and bra. However, the sweet spot between her thighs was a no go. Monthly thing (or so she said). She knows how to handle the goods, and I held out for quite a while, getting a nice sampling of several different "techniques". I dreamed she kept complementing junior. Nice HE, nothing else offered. Sweet lady. Told me to come back tomorrow. We do it again. Tipped. 4 on the way out. I was introduced to Cindy. A petite Asian woman wearing glasses. Looked like a college student. Being I have biz in the area over the next 6 - 8 months, I'll repeat in the future. Can't help thinking some of that talent will open up (pun intended) with another visit or two. If nothing else, damn good massage. They also have TS, but didn't partake this time. Only negative is Lilly had to answer the phone twice. Not good for the dream.

**PrimeVector** · 07-13-16 23:21

Heading south for the day and want to break up the drive with a nice rubdown. This place is very close to where I'm headed. Anyone got any info?

http://miami.backpage.com/Therapeuti...-8448/37519536

Thanks Mongers.

**ShockRt** · 07-12-16 23:50

Originally Posted by NormalGuy [View Original Post]

http://miami.backpage.com/BodyRubs/a...hower/41485426

Know any entrepreneurs who rub you the right way?

I went to the place last year, the girl " cathy" was not interesting. So I left. Due to rubmaps, there used to be the busty one named Lucy but she left. The place looks old to me.

**Normal Guy** · 07-11-16 18:50

http://miami.backpage.com/BodyRubs/a...hower/41485426

Know any entrepreneurs who rub you the right way?

**Normal Guy** · 07-02-16 11:51

Originally Posted by HovasBack [View Original Post]

Hey I just moved here from the Carolinas and when I'm looking at these ads I have a hard time knowing where anything is. I'm in the South Beach area can anyone give any recommendations of any places near here?

First rule of finding just about anything good (food, bars, parking, whatever) that is not a rip-off is to get out of South Beach. Head north to 71st Street, there are two Asian places, one on the east bound and another on the west bound, near the monument. Also, 75th and Collins was great -- but I have not been there in a while so who knows.