Massage Parlor Reports

**Glenn Uknow** · 03-24-19 15:43

Originally Posted by Gyrusa [View Original Post]

Any recommendations near Miami Gardens area?

There's pretty much nothing in Mia-Gdns, got to go west to Hialeah / Miami Lakes, or south to Flagami. Or north to Hollywood, Davie, or east to NMB / Aventura.

It's like the hole in a doughnut.

**AceBoogie95** · 03-23-19 19:12

Fellas I know most of the guys here doesn't like to share when they find that hidden gem but I'm a nice guy so I'll share LOL but went to a mp close to where I live which is by tamiami airport address 12039 se 132nd ave two story building right next to the Chevron gas station, well parked my car and did a little surveillance (just a habit of mine), saw this little young sweep asian thang outside of the door on the phone so I then went to the and way greeted by her with a huge up and a kiss on the cheek she then asked my how long I said 30 mins, she told me. 4 for 30 mins I gave her money then we walked to the room the entire walk she had one arm around my waist and one arm reaching, grabbing my Jr, so we get to the room I then undress she comes in and gives an terrible massage which was ok at this point because my mind was focused on doing the dead with her so on the flip she asked me what I wanted I told here everything then she tells me 160 I counter with 100 she really wasnt trying to go for the hundred she kept saying "I'm young and beautiful" and that she was so we settle on 140 so she then gets undressed and lay on top of me and start licking my neck and sucking on my nipple, while I'm grabbing her ass, she has a very large bruise on her ass if she got spanked by a customer to hard or the owner spanked her for some reason, but then she go gets a condom and put place it on Jr with her mouth, I definitely stopped her because I wanted to get in her young hole, so I lay her down and started slow stroking so I could get as much time as possible, this girl is young, she can't be older then me and I'm 24, she speaks really good english, but go head guys give her a try I don't think you will be disappointed with her looks, take care of her and be gentle we can't afford to have a good one like this run off, she also gave me her digits but I'm not releasing that go get it yourselves LOL.

**Gyrusa** · 03-23-19 18:10

Any recommendations near Miami Gardens area?

**Marty21** · 03-21-19 04:30

This escort post actually led me to a decent but kindof expensive parlor at 2 am, girl was not the one in pics but a very good looking cubana with great tits and ass. Gave me a good HJ and tried to upsell the extra but I declined.

https://adultsearch.com/florida/miam...scorts/1461793

**Glenn Uknow** · 03-18-19 20:05

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Yes, you did. You know you did as well as I do.

I've told you on several occasions to stop doing this.

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**Glenn Uknow** · 03-18-19 05:07

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**Lakater** · 03-16-19 23:24

So, I'm pretty new to this, and I'd rather learn how not to waste my time. Assuming I'm either completely unfamiliar, or mostly unfamiliar with a parlor, how can I go about seeing who is working, and requesting someone? It seems a little too out in the open to somewhat just blurt things out directly. It'd save me all the time in the world to know what do to once I'm in. I read the earlier comments about the "friendly" method of hugging them and whatnot, but this would also help a lot.

**Glenn Uknow** · 02-27-19 06:06

Originally Posted by BoBo15 [View Original Post]

https://www.foxnews.com/us/robert-kr...-across-the-us

This is an informative article on how these message places operate.

For everyone asking why a billionaire would frequent a jack shack, the thrill of doing something nasty with a girl who works there and is usually cleaner and prettier than a street hooker is a thrill that can't be described to anyone other than a monger.

Now that these places have been raided and cameras were installed,I feel violated.Like a secret has been let out.I hope this isn't the end of the jack shack

Try and try as they may, they're never going to put a stop to the world's oldest profession. It'll just pop up some where else in a different form.

It's a fine line between a woman that socially dates a man with money and a woman that privately dates a man for money.

**BoBo15** · 02-26-19 23:45

https://www.foxnews.com/us/robert-kr...-across-the-us

This is an informative article on how these message places operate.

For everyone asking why a billionaire would frequent a jack shack, the thrill of doing something nasty with a girl who works there and is usually cleaner and prettier than a street hooker is a thrill that can't be described to anyone other than a monger.

Now that these places have been raided and cameras were installed,I feel violated.Like a secret has been let out.I hope this isn't the end of the jack shack

**Unicef** · 02-26-19 07:47

Originally Posted by CuriousJorge [View Original Post]

I want to stop by this spot, how much damage can I expected to incur? House fee and only interested in good massage, table shower, and HJ + CBJ.

Is this the place in North Dade?

**VeteranMonger** · 02-23-19 13:18

Originally Posted by GlennUknow [View Original Post]

Patriots owner was caught on surveillance cameras asking his massage lady to squeeze out his Miracle Whip.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/deadspi...1832807440/amp

Crazy. A multi-billionaire like that should have fresh Oracles delivered to him daily. In a statement, Kraft said that he was only trying to deflate his balls.

**Glenn Uknow** · 02-22-19 13:43

Patriots owner was caught on surveillance cameras asking his massage lady to squeeze out his Miracle Whip.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/deadspi...1832807440/amp

**Mark22** · 02-21-19 23:51

Originally Posted by GlennUknow [View Original Post]

I've posted multiple times on the Oasis Body Works, it's been rated as "non-erotic" on rub maps and the gone Spa Hunters since they opened.

Meme's on NW 123 is a go, so is Asian Massage at 85 ne 167st. And 1570 Ives, and 190 Ives, and East Jing on 441 and 52st in Hollywood, and Annie's at Orange and 441, and 104th and Taft, as well as most of the AMPs on Flagler and 8th street.

Basically FS can be had all over Dade and Broward, you just got to find the attractive women among the mis-shapened little trolls that you'll encounter everywhere.

I just saw an AMP called Meme's on Hollywood at about 50th Ave. I recognized the name from seeing the one on 123rd mentioned here. Any idea if it's the same owners and rotating providers?

As for Holo's question, I recently had a nice dream about a Latina place in Dade. I dreamt it was in the Miami Lakes area off Red Rd near the Palmetto. She asked if I had been there before, and I said that I had a while back (which was true, I dreamt about it a couple of years ago, but only had an HJ to show for it). But saying I had been there before showed her I knew the deal. After the flip, she said, "You've been here before, so you know I work on tips. What would you like?" Ended up doing FS for 1. 4, after. 6 to the house. Maybe a bit steep, but I don't get a chance to go to parlors enough to really be sure about my negotiations.

There seem to be more LMPs down around Flagler and a little bit South. There's a couple near the Palmetto and Coral Way, one I've had better dreams about than the other, but it's been probably a year since I tried either. I'll see ads for others around Flagler and 8th st. A couple that I had good dreams about in the past aren't around any longer.

**HoloGuru** · 02-21-19 02:25

Originally Posted by GlennUknow [View Original Post]

There are several "swingers" clubs around, somebody posted a good list on here somewhere recently.

But you'll mostly find old, ugly or gay going on there, except maybe around new years or Halloween.

I prefer to go AMP hopping, checking out the talent and negotiating with the ladies.

Oh no that's a no on swingers clubs then, unless I find that list and find some decent tings.

I'll be going hopping parlors one of these days, pm if there's anything else you can tell me like how to get FS etc.

**Glenn Uknow** · 02-20-19 20:41

Originally Posted by HoloGuru [View Original Post]

So osais is a no good then and I'll check out the spot on 123.

Also do you or anyone know any places like a sex club or swingers club?

There are several "swingers" clubs around, somebody posted a good list on here somewhere recently.

But you'll mostly find old, ugly or gay going on there, except maybe around new years or Halloween.

I prefer to go AMP hopping, checking out the talent and negotiating with the ladies.