Massage Parlor Reports

[Glenn Uknow]

Hit the Spa at 199st and 2nd ave today. Apparently the name of this place now is Spa 168.

Not sure why, But OK. It's definitely not the Golden Asian Spa anymore and the staff is all new. All I'm going to say is "Grade A" and don't believe what you read on the wall.

At least for the clean, fit, nice smelling monger as the girl went on and on about how my clean cut appearance and healthy look was a turn on. It's like I've always said, Asian women don't like fat / hairy, un-kept American men.

Anyways my 100 or nothing offer was no problem, but if you're a less than desirable man or look like BL, then expect to be asked to pay 1. 5 , or more.

[SlimShady132]

Checked out calle ocho spa instead of the Brazilian house I believe? Seemed like a sure thing and didn't want to miss my flight. Everything went as described on here negotiations were a little tough since it seems alot of us have been saying 1. Or nothing LOL but got the job done in the end. Kind of a turn off but after the new year I'll be in town again this time looking for a nice LMP either in Miami or ft Lauderdale before my flight home. Thanks for all the tips guys!

Slim.

[Glenn Uknow]

190 Ives Dairy Rd. Suite 200.

Based on reviews here, decided to give this place a shot. Ended up with Lucy, 29 years old from Beijing, claims to have just gotten to town a couple weeks ago. I had a very nice visit with Lucy. Opted for 1 hour for 70. Her English is very good, so conversation was easy, and she's outgoing enough to be able to keep a conversation going. The massage was nothing too special, I've had better and I've had worse. On the flip, I asked for the full menu, she wanted $. 5, I told her all I had with me was $. 1. In the end, she accepted it. She got quite into it, or if not she faked that very well. Definitely not the usual fake gibberish. Total damage was 1. 8 and I would repeat.

Be safe out there.

SC.

It's nice when they can speak English, makes the experience more intimate. I got to say that sometimes, when I find the cutest, youngest, best looking girl in a place. She can barely say two words in English.

But that's OK cause I set my Google translate to English / Simplified Chinese and tap the conversation icon, then the auto icon and it's a direct translation back and fourth. Then the conversation can get into details and not be confusing.

[SantaClaws]

190 Ives Dairy Rd. Suite 200.

Based on reviews here, decided to give this place a shot. Ended up with Lucy, 29 years old from Beijing, claims to have just gotten to town a couple weeks ago. I had a very nice visit with Lucy. Opted for 1 hour for 70. Her English is very good, so conversation was easy, and she's outgoing enough to be able to keep a conversation going. The massage was nothing too special, I've had better and I've had worse. On the flip, I asked for the full menu, she wanted $. 5, I told her all I had with me was $. 1. In the end, she accepted it. She got quite into it, or if not she faked that very well. Definitely not the usual fake gibberish. Total damage was 1. 8 and I would repeat.

Be safe out there.

SC.

[Glenn Uknow]

Glenn, any more info about the location? The street maybe?

Yeah, I PMed you, I didn't want to send every monger running over there at once.

[Glenn Uknow]

Glenn, any more info about the location? The street maybe?

Sure, 6415 Pembroke road, Hollywood. I saw the younger woman but she said she's leaving for New York then on to China today, but who ever you find there, just do a friendly check and then start with 100 or nothing for everything.

[Bato5613]

I went to Sunny Spa on Pembroke Road this morning, negotiated a double-pop on the one hour deal for 170. My provider did not disapoint, very good FS, awesome walk-on-back masage, plenty of BBBJ and attention to my junk.

Overall a very satisfying / worth wild experience.

Glenn, any more info about the location? The street maybe?

[Glenn Uknow]

And if the girls aren't getting good tips they leave, because just part of the house fee isn't going to pay to all bills.

I know one of the owners of 3 spas, and he says that each massage lady is able to negotiate her business with him.

The older / less attractive women do get half the house money because generally all they can make tips on is a hand job. The hot / young women may get just $10 on the house money or even take zero house money in exchange for being left alone with her clients to do FS and make what ever she can providing she knows how to spot an under cover cop.

And certain spas don't ever have to worry about cops running a sting on them because the local police are taking, and if there is a sting being organized by some dickhead in the department, the owner gets a text alerting him.

That's why being a regular with a particular attractive looking lady is a pathway to above and beyond service at a reduced price.

[Glenn Uknow]

I went to Sunny Spa on Pembroke Road this morning, negotiated a double-pop on the one hour deal for 170. My provider did not disapoint, very good FS, awesome walk-on-back masage, plenty of BBBJ and attention to my junk.

Overall a very satisfying / worth wild experience.

[Glenn Uknow]

I don't know the formal name of this parlor, but it has gone from being a jack shack to definite FS.


One was average all around and the other was thinner, a drop younger (35 ish), thinner, perky B cups. Much more my top so will be back in a couple of days
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That's the Golden Spa, or Golden Asian Spa. I have been there only once, about 2 years ago. There was an exceptionally hot girl there when I walked in. I did the half hour and promptly tried to negotiate FS. But only a rub and tug was on the menu. So I bailed a a reliable FS spa.

If the new talent there is of good quality, then I will be there as it's near my local. Thanks Rolly.

[Rolly Polly]

I don't know the formal name of this parlor, but it has gone from being a jack shack to definite FS.

When I got there, there was one thicker Asian lady with a big rack. Not my top, but didn't seem anyone else was there so I went with her. Great massage, so so FS.

As we were first walking back to the room, we walked past a bathroom and I heard the shower running. At that point, I knew I had another option, but I didn't have the time to wait.

Damage was. 5 for the hh and 1. 0 tip. She asked for more andbi told her that's all I had and she was perfectly fine with that.

As I was leaving there was not 1, but 2 other ladies at the front.

One was average all around and the other was thinner, a drop younger (35 ish), thinner, perky B cups. Much more my top so will be back in a couple of days.

[Glenn Uknow]

Because of its seedy location, the Oasis Bodyworks will draw attention from mongers. But it has been classified as *Non-Erotic Massage Reported* on Adult search since it opened.

The Oasis does not advertise on sites like Spazilla, you'll find them on Yelp, Craigs List, Miami New Times, and tourist related places, thus the ornately decorated lobby, full of Chinese cultural junk. Makes the tourist feel like they're entering a temple of some kind.

The Oasis likes to target the Mid-town types that can't afford the spas on Key Biscayne or Doral. The art festivals bring in lots of clients there. They seem to have a strict "no extras" policy as I have not read any credible monger reports in there, just wishful thinking.

It's possible that there are regulars big tippers who are known to a particular girl that get the FS treatment there, just like everywhere. But for a monger on the prowl checking it out for the first, second or even third time, it's been thumbs down.

I visited it once, back in about 2005 or 2006, can't recall. But the two women there were less than attractive and I just politely excused myself and moved on.

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[LuvJackShack]

AMPs pay the girl about half the house fee. It's all negotiable between them. No matter what the girls tell you. Trust me on this. LMPs might be different.

And if the girls aren't getting good tips they leave, because just part of the house fee isn't going to pay to all bills.

[Glenn Uknow]

I have been burned there twice and have not been back since. That was a few years ago. Reports posted here. This is the AMP near the statue place? Great massage, but no extras, at least not for me. Maybe for regulars, but I doubt it.

RubMaps and SpaHunter have both consistently rated this place as "non-erotic" If HoloGuru had intellectual curiosity he would know this.

[Normal Guy]

So from what I can understand the osais on 2nd st is a waste of time? Cause I really want to go try it since it's down the street from me, anyone can pm any details on how to get FS etc too if they like.

I have been burned there twice and have not been back since. That was a few years ago. Reports posted here. This is the AMP near the statue place? Great massage, but no extras, at least not for me. Maybe for regulars, but I doubt it.