Massage Parlor Reports

[ImHank]

I have a (long) little story.

The Setup:

I travel through somewhat regularly for business and stay at the Hampton Inn which is right next door to the plaza that Asiami Massage is in.

That was to be my very first visit to any type of massage parlor and I had extremely high hopes since they were open until close to midnight (which I've read CAN BE an indicator that extras are available).

If I recall, the price for the 1 hr massage was $69.

As lame as it may sound, I requested the "Free Table Shower with the purchase of a 1 hr massage," as advertised on their website, but the young girl at the counter said "no. " I didn't push back at all. Just took the massage only.

I was cheerfully greeted in the room by a very cute petite woman wearing blue medical scrubs, who was most likely in her early 30's.

Just before leaving the room, she explained that I was to remove all clothing and lie face-down on the table.

I disrobed to being totally nude, taking my time in getting to the table in an effort for her to walk in and see I wasn't shy about being nude (which I also read was a suggestion to increasing the odds of a HE).

The Massage.

Although this was my first ever massage, from what I could tell she did a pretty darn good job.

Midway through, she asked my to flip to my back.

I got an obvious erection several times which caused my BARELY covered dick to become partially exposed; each time, she said "oh" and softly arranged the cover to, once again, barely cover it; her hand brushing along it each time. I thought YES, this is going to be great!

ASIDE: I have a pretty lean, athletic build (6'-1" tall and 185 lbs) which she admiringly mentioned more than once.

The Ending:

When the hour was nearly over she gently removed the corner of the blanket, completely exposing me. I moaned in anticipation of her small, soft fingers slowly wrapping around me, when she suddenly grabbed my wrist and moved my hand, placing it directly on my dick.

Confused, I immediately replaced my hand at my side.

She grabbed it again, and this time when placing my hand on my erection she guided my hand up and down whispering; "you do. ".

Taken aback, in a whisper I said; "No, you do it. ".

She declined, slowly shaking her head back and forth.

Thinking she may have feared I was suspicious or something, I gripped my now very firm erection at the base swaying it and stroking it some. I again asked her if she would do it.

She whispered a long "no. ".

I replaced my hand to my side and sighed heavily.

She said "you have 10 minutes left. You want head massage? You want more chest massage?

The mood was dead, so I said no and she turned and exited the room.

The Exit:

I got up, quickly dressed, dropped a tip on the table and then opened the door to leave.

To my surprise, she was standing just a few feet from the door with, as I recall, her hand out for the tip.

When I explained that I had left it on the table, she became quite irritated, abruptly darting around me and to the room (I found that behavior very odd and unprofessional).

The Walk of Shame:

I then walked back the the hotel.

Defeated, I undressed, showered and then begrudgingly got into bed for the night.

The time was nearly 10:30 pm. I was still astonishingly horny and completely frustrated.

I was resolute to get a HE on this trip, so I got out of bed and hurriedly looked up Asian Massage Parlors (on another site as this one was down) using a search filter for those that were open late.

BINGO. I found one.

I picked up the phone and dialed the number.

I'll conclude this in a report which I'll title "Asian Massage. SW 8th".

[Glenn Uknow]

Last time I went to planet beauty they had 2 impressively hot latin chicks working but they wanted 3. 00 mario coins for FS. Too rich for me so I left without completing the session. Would love to know of a LMP with more reasonable pricing for FS.

Of course there's LMPs that are more affordable. Just don't expect to find those Maxim models there like you would at the 2-300 joints.

Just not the Ooh-La-La in Hialeah, next to the Gratigny Expressway.

https://www.local10.com/news/crime/p...nets-4-arrests

[Tampa Dude2]

In town in two weeks. Looking for a good FS Latin Massage parlor. I've seen Planet Beauty on this thread but haven't really seen any others. Any help would be appreciated! Thanks.

Last time I went to planet beauty they had 2 impressively hot latin chicks working but they wanted 3. 00 mario coins for FS. Too rich for me so I left without completing the session. Would love to know of a LMP with more reasonable pricing for FS.

[Daley26]

In town in two weeks. Looking for a good FS Latin Massage parlor. I've seen Planet Beauty on this thread but haven't really seen any others. Any help would be appreciated! Thanks.

[Glenn Uknow]

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[Bato5613]

It's on the ground level, says "massage" on the door, you can't miss it. Why? Is there one on the second story that I'm unaware of?

Just asking? Is it near Jacalito Restaurant?

[Bato5613]

Was visiting south florida and thought I would check this place out.

http://miami.backpage.com/Therapeuti...-3775/68938687

Very cute young (20's) Kiki was masseuse, she gave a very thorough massage, walked on my back and for the flip gave a good finale -- she gave a kiss and let me know that a repeat was an open menu.

Good luck and b safe.

Tyger? How much the damage?

[Sbhiv19]

Hey guys,

I am in Miami for the weekend. Looking for input for a good FS available during weekends. Please PM me. Thanks in advance.

[Smiley305]

Anyone know a spot where it's a for sure FS and less than 140 roses? I've been dying to get an Asian chick but they always want more than 100 plus house fee please PM me.

[ShockRt]

I thought I would give this place a try since the girls in the pictures were really cute! Hahahahaha. First off, the place is on the second floor so you take a sketchy elevator to get there. I kept thinking what if I get stuck in this thing and the firefighters come to get me out at 11 pm in front of an AMP and I get on the news! Well I made it up there ok. Lilly came out and she was young and cute but not very excited too see me. I mentioned the first time coupon and she said "no more coupon". She said she had more girls if I come back later. I decided to try 30 min with her for 40. The first thing she says is 40 is for the room and basic massage only everything else is tips. So at least I knew there was a menu. What sucked was she wanted to know up front how much I was going to tip her and wanted the tip in advance. I almost walked at that point but she was pretty cute. After she made some hand and mouth gestures I offered 40 and she said hand only but "no touch". "Touch extra, bra off 80" I started to get up and said I would come back with more money. She settled on 50 for hand with touch, bra on. Massage was all over the place. No oil. She had some strong techniques but she would do completely different things to the left and right side, like she didn't have a plan or method. She even attempted to walk on my back. Again, it felt like it was her first time trying it. 20 minutes into it, the light touching starts and she asks for the flip. Technique was awful but she was even cuter up close and had a great rack. The bad technique was well timed because it kept me from finishing too quickly. After a while I said pull those babies out and I'll finish myself. She was shy about letting me see them, but boy they were nice. The service was below average but she was way cuter than anyone else I've seen down here. I heard another customer arguing with another girl in the next room about the extra tip. The other girl was young and almost as cute. Theres potential there but it won't be cheap. Oh yeah, and they're Chinese not Japanese!

Is she busty?

[Glenn Uknow]

But did you fuck her?

Yes

[Glenn Uknow]

Is it on 1st floor or in the 2nd floor?

It's on the ground level, says "massage" on the door, you can't miss it. Why? Is there one on the second story that I'm unaware of?

[Bato5613]

I was down on Flagler yesterday, had to take care of some important business. But once that was out of the way I wanted to go spa hopping. Just like to check out the latest talent.

Checked out the AMP at 888 NW 27 ave, total dud. Was greeted by a woman that was built like a penguin. And when I asked who else is working there were 2 other unattractive looking girls that would hide back in the shadow in the hallway and look out. It was like visiting a crazy ward. The penguin says, "Gooda-massage" Red flag! Sounds very Korean.

I'm not a fan of Korean women, I know there are beautiful, young Korean women around, but they never seem to show up in an AMP.

Heading west on Flagler, I spot a little hole-in-the-wall AMP that I have not visited in probably 2 years. 3618 W. Flagler St. The parking here is in back, and it's tight. If you're in a big SUV or pick-up, it's a chore to park here if there's other vehicles in there.

But I remember getting FS here so I go inside and am immediately greeted by Lulu. Very cute Chinese girl, very warm and friendly. All good signs!

She comes in, after getting rid of a previous client, and I'm on my back so she goes straight to soft touch.

Then the negotiations start. I have one tip, 100, take it or leave it. Surprisingly she holds out for more, won't take it, so I deploy the leave it tactic. Get up and start to get dressed, then she pulls me by the arm and says ok. I reply with OK, and maybe a tip at the end if it's good. She likes that.

Afterwards, I ask her for a face by face selfie for a nice tip. But she won't, so I don't, tip. Bit I did snap this bad photo with her turning her head.

Is it on 1st floor or in the 2nd floor?

[KWMonger]

But did you fuck her?

I was down on Flagler yesterday, had to take care of some important business. But once that was out of the way I wanted to go spa hopping. Just like to check out the latest talent.

Checked out the AMP at 888 NW 27 ave, total dud. Was greeted by a woman that was built like a penguin. And when I asked who else is working there were 2 other unattractive looking girls that would hide back in the shadow in the hallway and look out. It was like visiting a crazy ward. The penguin says, "Gooda-massage" Red flag! Sounds very Korean.

I'm not a fan of Korean women, I know there are beautiful, young Korean women around, but they never seem to show up in an AMP.

Heading west on Flagler, I spot a little hole-in-the-wall AMP that I have not visited in probably 2 years. 3618 W. Flagler St. The parking here is in back, and it's tight. If you're in a big SUV or pick-up, it's a chore to park here if there's other vehicles in there.

But I remember getting FS here so I go inside and am immediately greeted by Lulu. Very cute Chinese girl, very warm and friendly. All good signs!

She comes in, after getting rid of a previous client, and I'm on my back so she goes straight to soft touch.

Then the negotiations start. I have one tip, 100, take it or leave it. Surprisingly she holds out for more, won't take it, so I deploy the leave it tactic. Get up and start to get dressed, then she pulls me by the arm and says ok. I reply with OK, and maybe a tip at the end if it's good. She likes that.

Afterwards, I ask her for a face by face selfie for a nice tip. But she won't, so I don't, tip. Bit I did snap this bad photo with her turning her head.

[Glenn Uknow]

I was down on Flagler yesterday, had to take care of some important business. But once that was out of the way I wanted to go spa hopping. Just like to check out the latest talent.

Checked out the AMP at 888 NW 27 ave, total dud. Was greeted by a woman that was built like a penguin. And when I asked who else is working there were 2 other unattractive looking girls that would hide back in the shadow in the hallway and look out. It was like visiting a crazy ward. The penguin says, "Gooda-massage" Red flag! Sounds very Korean.

I'm not a fan of Korean women, I know there are beautiful, young Korean women around, but they never seem to show up in an AMP.

Heading west on Flagler, I spot a little hole-in-the-wall AMP that I have not visited in probably 2 years. 3618 W. Flagler St. The parking here is in back, and it's tight. If you're in a big SUV or pick-up, it's a chore to park here if there's other vehicles in there.

But I remember getting FS here so I go inside and am immediately greeted by Lulu. Very cute Chinese girl, very warm and friendly. All good signs!

She comes in, after getting rid of a previous client, and I'm on my back so she goes straight to soft touch.

Then the negotiations start. I have one tip, 100, take it or leave it. Surprisingly she holds out for more, won't take it, so I deploy the leave it tactic. Get up and start to get dressed, then she pulls me by the arm and says ok. I reply with OK, and maybe a tip at the end if it's good. She likes that.

Afterwards, I ask her for a face by face selfie for a nice tip. But she won't, so I don't, tip. Bit I did snap this bad photo with her turning her head.