Massage Parlor Reports

[MisterTwinkies]

I was recently in Florida for a tour of some of your cities. I would like to leave a short review for a good parlor I found here.

Latina place called the Beauty Bar, on SW 87th, place is nice and well kept, parking is a fuckin' pain though.

Lady on the front desk is named Lola, I'm half latino so I speak OK spanish, we hit it off right away, sadly she's not available for massages.

Ages range from young to not so young, but all girls have nice bodies, or thick bodies, the two latina flavors. I had Chanel, nice body and a bit of a loudmouth but very good lady. $ got me some French with her, but all was done with a rubber.

[Bato5613]

So I don't post very often but I felt I had to share my experience. I came on here the other day looking for a FS massage place near SW Kendall / Westchester and I saw itt that someone mentioned this place allows FS for another 80 (on top of the initial 40 for the room). So I paid the 40 for the initial HH. However, when it came to negotiation, she wouldn't have it. I even offered her more money but she refused. Is this normal for places to offer FS off / on like that? Do you think maybe she just didn't want to fuck me? I didn't even get to finish and she still requested a tip. She was nice so it's whatever but still. Left very unsatisfied. Just trying to lose my v-card asap. Would appreciate a pm for any suggestions. Thanks! Stay safe!

Is this near Sedanos Supermarket in Flagler? 6789 W Flagler St. ?

[Glenn Uknow]

Yeah that's the one, do you have any recommendations? Any tips on how to Get HE, what's the damages for house and HE.

And what's DUD?

Dud: a thing that fails to work properly or is otherwise unsatisfactory or worthless.

[Roggae]

So I don't post very often but I felt I had to share my experience. I came on here the other day looking for a FS massage place near SW Kendall / Westchester and I saw itt that someone mentioned this place allows FS for another 80 (on top of the initial 40 for the room). So I paid the 40 for the initial HH. However, when it came to negotiation, she wouldn't have it. I even offered her more money but she refused. Is this normal for places to offer FS off / on like that? Do you think maybe she just didn't want to fuck me? I didn't even get to finish and she still requested a tip. She was nice so it's whatever but still. Left very unsatisfied. Just trying to lose my v-card asap. Would appreciate a pm for any suggestions. Thanks! Stay safe!

[DarkHeaven]

Of course there's LMPs that are more affordable. Just don't expect to find those Maxim models there like you would at the 2-300 joints.

Just not the Ooh-La-La in Hialeah, next to the Gratigny Expressway.

https://www.local10.com/news/crime/p...nets-4-arrests

This bust killed most of my spots and a FS spot I had just discovered. I frequent Hialeah. Glad to say my go to HE spot is still up.

And running but man hitting FS milestone was great then it was taken.

[HoloGuru]

I believe you're referring to the Oasis at 71st St, Yeah, if you're new to the hobby and you're looking for some experience, then go try the Oasis, then you'll know what a DUD parlour looks like.

Yeah that's the one, do you have any recommendations? Any tips on how to Get HE, what's the damages for house and HE.

And what's DUD?

[Glenn Uknow]

Hey everyone I'm not really a newbie but I'm not really a veteran either, I had a few escorts and I wanted to try some AMP now, I'm wondering if anyone has any tips and tricks to get FS and not really pay much and get more bang for your buck. I'm interested in the one on 71st and 2St oasis something. Thanks again Bros happy hunting.

I believe you're referring to the Oasis Bodyworks at [Deleted by Admin] 71st St, Yeah, if you're new to the hobby and you're looking for some experience, then go try the Oasis, then you'll know what a DUD parlour looks like.

[HoloGuru]

Hey everyone I'm not really a newbie but I'm not really a veteran either, I had a few escorts and I wanted to try some AMP now, I'm wondering if anyone has any tips and tricks to get FS and not really pay much and get more bang for your buck. I'm interested in the one on 71st and 2St oasis something. Thanks again Bros happy hunting.

[HoloGuru]

Hey glad this is back, I'm not really new to the scene but I'm not also a veteran or anything, I had a few escort, but I wanted to try some AMP, close to the downtown area, I know one on 71st but IDK anything about it. Just let me know the best spots.

[Robert94]

Tampa checking in. I'll be in Miami this Thursday, can anyone recommend a good LMP to get a legit massage and FS from a thick Latina, all in place. I'll be sure to return to favor of you guys ever come out my way In Tampa. Thanks in advance.

[SouthBeacher]

Heard A Ling Spa, Best Asian Massage and Oriental Spa are up there. Which is the best?

[SouthBeacher]

Noticed yall are very knowledgable about Downtown and Central MIA. What are some good AMPs near North Miami / North Miami Beach? I've heard about A Ling Spa, Biscayne Blvd, Meme's and Best Asian Massage. Thoughts on these or others? Thanks so much!

[SouthBeacher]

Of course there's LMPs that are more affordable. Just don't expect to find those Maxim models there like you would at the 2-300 joints.

Just not the Ooh-La-La in Hialeah, next to the Gratigny Expressway.

https://www.local10.com/news/crime/p...nets-4-arrests

I see a lot of yall frequent Kendall and more southern AMPs. Glenn you seem to know your shit. Any recommendations further north? Say North Miami / Miami Shores. Appreciate it bro.

[Gringo2123]

Funny story. I was received a shitty massage with no HE, old asian lady meets me at front door, with hand out as I'm leaving, told her I left it in the room, I speed walked to my car and she still made it out to the parking lot as I was driving away yelling about her tip. I was cracking up

I have a (long) little story.

The Setup:

I travel through somewhat regularly for business and stay at the Hampton Inn which is right next door to the plaza that Asiami Massage is in.

That was to be my very first visit to any type of massage parlor and I had extremely high hopes since they were open until close to midnight (which I've read CAN BE an indicator that extras are available).

If I recall, the price for the 1 hr massage was $69.

As lame as it may sound, I requested the "Free Table Shower with the purchase of a 1 hr massage," as advertised on their website, but the young girl at the counter said "no. " I didn't push back at all. Just took the massage only.

I was cheerfully greeted in the room by a very cute petite woman wearing blue medical scrubs, who was most likely in her early 30's.

Just before leaving the room, she explained that I was to remove all clothing and lie face-down on the table.

I disrobed to being totally nude, taking my time in getting to the table in an effort for her to walk in and see I wasn't shy about being nude (which I also read was a suggestion to increasing the odds of a HE).

The Massage.

Although this was my first ever massage, from what I could tell she did a pretty darn good job.

Midway through, she asked my to flip to my back.

I got an obvious erection several times which caused my BARELY covered dick to become partially exposed; each time, she said "oh" and softly arranged the cover to, once again, barely cover it; her hand brushing along it each time. I thought YES, this is going to be great!

ASIDE: I have a pretty lean, athletic build (6'-1" tall and 185 lbs) which she admiringly mentioned more than once.

The Ending:

When the hour was nearly over she gently removed the corner of the blanket, completely exposing me. I moaned in anticipation of her small, soft fingers slowly wrapping around me, when she suddenly grabbed my wrist and moved my hand, placing it directly on my dick.

Confused, I immediately replaced my hand at my side.

She grabbed it again, and this time when placing my hand on my erection she guided my hand up and down whispering; "you do. ".

Taken aback, in a whisper I said; "No, you do it. ".

She declined, slowly shaking her head back and forth.

Thinking she may have feared I was suspicious or something, I gripped my now very firm erection at the base swaying it and stroking it some. I again asked her if she would do it.

She whispered a long "no. ".

I replaced my hand to my side and sighed heavily.

She said "you have 10 minutes left. You want head massage? You want more chest massage?

The mood was dead, so I said no and she turned and exited the room.

The Exit:

I got up, quickly dressed, dropped a tip on the table and then opened the door to leave.

To my surprise, she was standing just a few feet from the door with, as I recall, her hand out for the tip.

When I explained that I had left it on the table, she became quite irritated, abruptly darting around me and to the room (I found that behavior very odd and unprofessional).

The Walk of Shame:

I then walked back the the hotel.

Defeated, I undressed, showered and then begrudgingly got into bed for the night.

The time was nearly 10:30 pm. I was still astonishingly horny and completely frustrated.

I was resolute to get a HE on this trip, so I got out of bed and hurriedly looked up Asian Massage Parlors (on another site as this one was down) using a search filter for those that were open late.

BINGO. I found one.

I picked up the phone and dialed the number.

I'll conclude this in a report which I'll title "Asian Massage. SW 8th".

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[Entreri]

Of course there's LMPs that are more affordable. Just don't expect to find those Maxim models there like you would at the 2-300 joints.

Just not the Ooh-La-La in Hialeah, next to the Gratigny Expressway.

https://www.local10.com/news/crime/p...nets-4-arrests

I had been hitting that place up a lot before the bust, the last time I left I saw two hotties walk in, so I called asked their names so I would get them the next time I went then. Busted. Ugh regret not going sooner LOL. Aw well.