Escort Reports

**JuanPachanga** · 06-12-19 18:39

Talk about the Miami experience. This latina had picture perfect shape. Like a coke bottle I didn't want to let go of. Located in the southern part of Miami, she was a real dream. No rush, clean, and classy. Will repeat with an ass like that. The right touch at the right price. https://www.yesbackpage.de/75/posts/...able-Now-.html.

**LenguaTribal** · 06-10-19 12:53

Long time lurker. Tried this one recently wanted to share. She's not bad had nice time for. 60 cents. Nice tits and a good pump and dump for the price.

Link.

https://escortalligator.com.miami.li...926/Colombiana

**LenguaTribal** · 06-10-19 12:01

It's been a while since I've posted. Nice girl nothing to rave about but a good QV moment for .60 cents. Nice tits to suck on she's not Colombian but, Central American. Had a nice time at a safe location in Hialeah works with another lady not bad either for a pump and dump. Stay safe everyone.

**PunkedLife** · 06-08-19 11:10

Originally Posted by VeryScary [View Original Post]

Vanessa Is a guy with her buts cut off. She / He has been around for years. There are reports of her on here somewhere.

Damn shitty way to find out you spent 80 to fuck a dude LOL.

**HD Murdock** · 06-07-19 23:30

Originally Posted by TheRonChapman [View Original Post]

I am going to try and lay out the facts as best I can without trying to be negative but.

Went through screening and set a 2 hour appointment with Tina. Comes close to time and I am in Miami so I had to figure for traffic. So I asked where she was at so that I would be on time. She said that she was off exit 21 at Sheridan East. If you google that it comes up Sheridan East Condos on Sheridan st. Go find it and it looks like a condo one would find a provider.

She text and said 9:15 would be better, 9:15 the text to see if I am close. I told I was at the complex and was just chilling. She said why?, I told you to text me when you get off the Interstate although I told her on several occasions I was staying off the same exit. She gives me directions. It's a small house down an ally off a side street.

I think in the back of our minds we all think about the Starbucks girl or maybe the hot MILF at the grocery store and the reason the hobby is so addicting is because of the chase that one day we find this girl that doesn't exist. I have found that nearly all my visits are largely unfulfilling even though some were fun. So I decided to try the next tier up and book with a more expensive provider to see if the quality gets better, hence Tina.

She was what she appears to be in her pictures, a super tiny girl. MAYBE 4' 11". Body is nice but not quite what the pictures indicate and her face is not nearly the same. I mean, it's her but it isn't like the photos. Severe acne scarring and has the "industry" look to her.

The first dream was pretty great, despite the disappointment in the location and the distance between the pics and reality, the first session was pretty nice. After that we chilled and talked about music and was relaxed. Then she either took a call or made a call I really can't say for certain but I am sire she took it. Walked out of the bedroom. Was gone for a while and came back.

She danced for me a minute but would pick up her phone and use it some. Finally down for the second dream and she starts going full blast fast with the BBBJ, stopping and using her hand and jack hammering me. Although I told her several times that if she slowed down it would be better. But she did that for a while and then asked me to jack off while she got on the phone. Then went off to use the phone again. Came back and said she was sorry but she would get me hard again. She started and like the first session it was going good then the jack hammer came out. She did that a while and then asked me to jack off while she licked me. Then she said that I had to come within ten minutes. No pressure. So after a while I gave up.

We were chatting and she said, "Do you have my money?" then grabbed my pants reached into my pocket and pulled out my money. She then said I was prepared for just the right amount. She left as I got dressed. Thats not cool at all. Once dressed I walked into the living where she was and she was either handing someone something or someone was handing her something through the front door. I couldn't tell but at least some of the money was on a the table by the door. So I started to leave and she jumped on me and said "Please stay for a minute and drug me back into the room. Then she asked me if I drove or took Uber which she knew because she came out and told me where to park. When Said I drove she jumped up and said you can go then and I split.

We scheduled for 9 but was changed to 915 and then I was in the wrong spot. I believe she knows that if you google Sheridan East that you find those condos. It's a nice delay tactic. So I didn't get in until 930/945. I left at 1100, so the visit was not 2 hrs, she didn't finish the second sessions and was very rushed. Then the sketchy shit leaning out the door, not letting me leave.

She was decent for a $120 half HR session but to pay her rates and there is not upside in looks or service I felt like I wasted my money.

I am thinking that I am going to retire. I find this hobby ultimately unfulfilling. Sure I have had a couple of really good visits but by and large it's always a disappointment. The girls are never what they appear. I see now why I keep trying. Like I said we have these fantasies about women we see. The Starbucks girl, the waitress, the hot MILF in the store and I keep looking for that girl that looks and acts the part. It's been one sketchy fucked up after another, misleading pics that it seems was touched up by a wizard. And even the best experiences the chick still ends up being weird AF. I am spending a lot of money being constantly disappointed and unfulfilled. Might be past time I stopped.

As far as the girls I have seen Tina is as nice and sweet as the next. Her skin was tacky a little like she needed a shower and the head was fine so take that for what its worth but there is no way I'd spend fo fitty for that ever again.

Maybe I am in a bad mood, but there you have it.

Monger rule # 1:

No matter what, Never Ever paid up front or in advance, if so, it will be a recipe of desastre.

**TCane85** · 06-07-19 22:00

Originally Posted by TheRonChapman [View Original Post]

I am going to try and lay out the facts as best I can without trying to be negative but.

Went through screening and set a 2 hour appointment with Tina. Comes close to time and I am in Miami so I had to figure for traffic. So I asked where she was at so that I would be on time. She said that she was off exit 21 at Sheridan East. If you google that it comes up Sheridan East Condos on Sheridan st. Go find it and it looks like a condo one would find a provider.

She text and said 9:15 would be better, 9:15 the text to see if I am close. I told I was at the complex and was just chilling. She said why?, I told you to text me when you get off the Interstate although I told her on several occasions I was staying off the same exit. She gives me directions. It's a small house down an ally off a side street.

I think in the back of our minds we all think about the Starbucks girl or maybe the hot MILF at the grocery store and the reason the hobby is so addicting is because of the chase that one day we find this girl that doesn't exist. I have found that nearly all my visits are largely unfulfilling even though some were fun. So I decided to try the next tier up and book with a more expensive provider to see if the quality gets better, hence Tina..

You said she was 4 foot 11. Was she thick. Because I am looking into someone 4 foot 11 named Theresa so wondering if same person.

**Very Scary** · 06-07-19 14:58

Originally Posted by EMC28 [View Original Post]

Renee Sky.

https://escortalligator.com.miami.li...33744092/renee

Appearance: 4 everything just saggy loose older.

Skills: 3, I couldn't stay hard, tried to bust ended up leaving. (2 second BBBJ, and then no view of that flat saggy ass).

Donation: 80..

Vanessa Is a guy with her buts cut off. She / He has been around for years. There are reports of her on here somewhere.

**EMC28** · 06-07-19 07:55

Renee Sky.

https://escortalligator.com.miami.li...33744092/renee

Appearance: 4 everything just saggy loose older.

Skills: 3, I couldn't stay hard, tried to bust ended up leaving. (2 second BBBJ, and then no view of that flat saggy ass).

Donation: 80.

No repeat.

Vanessa.

https://escortalligator.com.miami.li...940545/vanessa

Appearance: 7 (she little thicker than the pics, work done in ass an boobies).

Skillls: 7 (CBJ was nice but I like them bbbjs, she got wet and let me feel it, view was nice love a big ass).

Donation: 100.

Yes repeat.

Kalia.

https://escortalligator.com.miami.li...412/9044206455

Appearence: 5 (older).

Skills: 5 (basically walked in doggy and bye bye).

Donation: 80.

Maybe repeat cause I like black girls.

Anybody have any recommendations that I should try out please pm.

**Dooders** · 06-04-19 18:04

Originally Posted by TheRonChapman [View Original Post]

I am going to try and lay out the facts as best I can without trying to be negative but.

Went through screening and set a 2 hour appointment with Tina. Comes close to time and I am in Miami so I had to figure for traffic. So I asked where she was at so that I would be on time. She said that she was off exit 21 at Sheridan East. If you google that it comes up Sheridan East Condos on Sheridan st. Go find it and it looks like a condo one would find a provider.

She text and said 9:15 would be better, 9:15 the text to see if I am close. I told I was at the complex and was just chilling. She said why?, I told you to text me when you get off the Interstate although I told her on several occasions I was staying off the same exit. She gives me directions. It's a small house down an ally off a side street.

I think in the back of our minds we all think about the Starbucks girl or maybe the hot MILF at the grocery store and the reason the hobby is so addicting is because of the chase that one day we find this girl that doesn't exist. I have found that nearly all my visits are largely unfulfilling even though some were fun. So I decided to try the next tier up and book with a more expensive provider to see if the quality gets better, hence Tina.

She was what she appears to be in her pictures, a super tiny girl. MAYBE 4' 11". Body is nice but not quite what the pictures indicate and her face is not nearly the same. I mean, it's her but it isn't like the photos. Severe acne scarring and has the "industry" look to her.

The first dream was pretty great, despite the disappointment in the location and the distance between the pics and reality, the first session was pretty nice. After that we chilled and talked about music and was relaxed. Then she either took a call or made a call I really can't say for certain but I am sire she took it. Walked out of the bedroom. Was gone for a while and came back.

She danced for me a minute but would pick up her phone and use it some. Finally down for the second dream and she starts going full blast fast with the BBBJ, stopping and using her hand and jack hammering me. Although I told her several times that if she slowed down it would be better. But she did that for a while and then asked me to jack off while she got on the phone. Then went off to use the phone again. Came back and said she was sorry but she would get me hard again. She started and like the first session it was going good then the jack hammer came out. She did that a while and then asked me to jack off while she licked me. Then she said that I had to come within ten minutes. No pressure. So after a while I gave up.

We were chatting and she said, "Do you have my money?" then grabbed my pants reached into my pocket and pulled out my money. She then said I was prepared for just the right amount. She left as I got dressed. Thats not cool at all. Once dressed I walked into the living where she was and she was either handing someone something or someone was handing her something through the front door. I couldn't tell but at least some of the money was on a the table by the door. So I started to leave and she jumped on me and said "Please stay for a minute and drug me back into the room. Then she asked me if I drove or took Uber which she knew because she came out and told me where to park. When Said I drove she jumped up and said you can go then and I split.

We scheduled for 9 but was changed to 915 and then I was in the wrong spot. I believe she knows that if you google Sheridan East that you find those condos. It's a nice delay tactic. So I didn't get in until 930/945. I left at 1100, so the visit was not 2 hrs, she didn't finish the second sessions and was very rushed. Then the sketchy shit leaning out the door, not letting me leave.

She was decent for a $120 half HR session but to pay her rates and there is not upside in looks or service I felt like I wasted my money.

I am thinking that I am going to retire. I find this hobby ultimately unfulfilling. Sure I have had a couple of really good visits but by and large it's always a disappointment. The girls are never what they appear. I see now why I keep trying. Like I said we have these fantasies about women we see. The Starbucks girl, the waitress, the hot MILF in the store and I keep looking for that girl that looks and acts the part. It's been one sketchy fucked up after another, misleading pics that it seems was touched up by a wizard. And even the best experiences the chick still ends up being weird AF. I am spending a lot of money being constantly disappointed and unfulfilled. Might be past time I stopped.

As far as the girls I have seen Tina is as nice and sweet as the next. Her skin was tacky a little like she needed a shower and the head was fine so take that for what its worth but there is no way I'd spend fo fitty for that ever again.

Maybe I am in a bad mood, but there you have it.

I'm sorry to hear this but damn. Dude, you need to play smarter. Never give these girls an inch. You literally let her run through your pockets and steal your money. I can't even feel sory for you. You let her play you. We almost all get played. But I've never read someone literally just allow it like you didm. Better luck next time.