Streetwalker Reports

[BigBadLou305]

When you burp now it'll smell like someone took a dump in your mouth. You should start lick'n their toes too.

That picture belongs in National Geographic under the common brown rhinoceros. It's native to North America and can be seen in numerous Winn-Dixie supermarkets stocking up on potato chips and Check soda.

man you guys r totally funny especially you Chef I was laughing so hard at your post but hey man that was a good one about the winn dixie,potato chip chek sodas thing. I love that one. Guys i farted licking ass when i was about 25. I started dating black women when i was about 15 and she was almost 25 but she was not phat. She was about 5'10",170, and she has a nice big round ass with no stomach. I always came in that womans mouth. I use to goto her place for a root beer and granola bars,sometimes breakfast squares and a root beer float but man she put that root beer float on my dick and started sucking on that shit upstairs and when i came she wouldnt stop sucking my dick tickled and burn so much i went theyr'e again n again.

[Member #2962]

Hi Guys,

I need help as I will be going to Miami for one night and then on to Punta Cana. Anybody know a hotel that I can stay in in Miami that has girls working inside or very close by?

[Chef Enzo]

Ok i went to her crib and did the usual FS,$50 it was so good except one bad thing happan, as i licked her asshole she farted down my throat, good thing she didnt shit or do diarrea. I'm still kinda sick cause of what happaned so i went to the liquor and drank some peppermint shinupps. It's kinda like vodka and i feel a little better. Here's an ass pic.

There's something about licking a black womans ass. Hey Tanboat,glenn what do u think of this azz? is it nasty or what? HAHAHA

When you burp now it'll smell like someone took a dump in your mouth. You should start lick'n their toes too.

That picture belongs in National Geographic under the common brown rhinoceros. It's native to North America and can be seen in numerous Winn-Dixie supermarkets stocking up on potato chips and Check soda.

[Best Tx Monger]

Ok i went to her crib and did the usual FS,$50 it was so good except one bad thing happan, as i licked her asshole she farted down my throat, good thing she didnt shit or do diarrea. I'm still kinda sick cause of what happaned so i went to the liquor and drank some peppermint shinupps. It's kinda like vodka and i feel a little better. Here's an ass pic.

There's something about licking a black womans ass. Hey Tanboat,glenn what do u think of this azz? is it nasty or what? HAHAHA

All she needs is some lotion KIDZ !

-007

[Rolly Polly]

Thanks for the response RP. I've made about 6 passes to the nude beach at Haulover but was always with the wife (which wasn't that bad either) so I wasn't really looking for an "away game". This year I'll be making the trip solo and thought I may check it out with a different objective?

There are a fair share of old dudes, and fat chicks and definately a bunch of dudes especially at the north (gay) end of the beach, but I was surprised to see as many couples as we did at the beach. I was also surprised at the number of 8's, 9's and even a few 10's on the beach. I'm pretty sure they weren't looking for business, but it was enough to make me want to come back.

I'm a bit frightened of the sw scene in strange places so it sounds like I should be looking at the escort listings if I'm gonna p4p unless there's other more economical options in south fla.?

I can give you a couple of numbers to SWers that are decent in the looks department and excellent in BJ department if that's your desire. I can think of two off the top of my head that are safe and will not rip you off.

If you want to look for a reputable escort service that has decent looking escorts and pretty good prices check out www.adorablexxx.com

I can't advise on AMPs or MPs because it's not something I frequent, but there are mongers here that do, so maybe they have input on that area.

[Pictraders69]

You won't find any P4P on the nude beaches. I've been in Miami for about 10 years and have not gone to the nude beach once, but I'm told that it's mostly dudes, old people, and fat chicks. Of course this is just hearsay on my part, but I've never had the desire to check them out.

Thanks for the response RP. I've made about 6 passes to the nude beach at Haulover but was always with the wife (which wasn't that bad either) so I wasn't really looking for an "away game". This year I'll be making the trip solo and thought I may check it out with a different objective?

There are a fair share of old dudes, and fat chicks and definately a bunch of dudes especially at the north (gay) end of the beach, but I was surprised to see as many couples as we did at the beach. I was also surprised at the number of 8's, 9's and even a few 10's on the beach. I'm pretty sure they weren't looking for business, but it was enough to make me want to come back.

I'm a bit frightened of the sw scene in strange places so it sounds like I should be looking at the escort listings if I'm gonna p4p unless there's other more economical options in south fla.?

[Bsabiker]

Wonder if you got sprayed with someone's spunk?

[Hulk Hercules]

Good post. Thats how I love em. Can you get some more pics? Get one of her standing str8 up so we can see out phat that arse is.

Ok i went to her crib and did the usual FS,$50 it was so good except one bad thing happan, as i licked her asshole she farted down my throat, good thing she didnt shit or do diarrea. I'm still kinda sick cause of what happaned so i went to the liquor and drank some peppermint shinupps. It's kinda like vodka and i feel a little better. Here's an ass pic.

There's something about licking a black womans ass. Hey Tanboat,glenn what do u think of this azz? is it nasty or what? HAHAHA

[Rolly Polly]

This may sound like another dumbass from the north, but I'll ask it anyway. Is there ever any prospects to be found at or near Haulover Beach in Sunny Isle? The last time I was there with my wife (last May), there seemed to be lots of potential customers if there were any creative "ladies" around?

You won't find any P4P on the nude beaches. I've been in Miami for about 10 years and have not gone to the nude beach once, but I'm told that it's mostly dudes, old people, and fat chicks. Of course this is just hearsay on my part, but I've never had the desire to check them out.

[Rolly Polly]

Well she's not exactly a sw since she has a decent apt but she's an escort that does business in her home. She doesnt sell her ass on the street. She use to goto college but she lost her job and got laid off but she has about 15 clients and she sees about 10 almost 15 a week charging $50 each client for a flat fee so it's well worth it....

There's 14 other guys that pay for that??? I thought the pic was either a joke or a product of hazing.

[BigBadLou305]

That pic is horrendous. You can tell she has really dry skin. Why would you eat a SWs ass, especially one that gross? Holy shit.

Well she's not exactly a sw since she has a decent apt but she's an escort that does business in her home. She doesnt sell her ass on the street. She use to goto college but she lost her job and got laid off but she has about 15 clients and she sees about 10 almost 15 a week charging $50 each client for a flat fee so it's well worth it. she makes a little over $500 a week which covers her rent,electric,water,cable,phone,internet,etc.. She doesnt have a car and believe it or not she pays about $250 a month in rent cause she has section 8 and homestead is cheap. She's lived in that apt for years. Some section 8 homes suck but this one is clean but small. At least it has central a/c and the apts are about 25yrs old. I think she also has a friend that does the same thing.

Treat her nice cause her brother's a cop and he lives less than 5min from her. Her brother's g/f is hot. i seen her in pictures.

[Humpty Dumpty]

That pic is horrendous. You can tell she has really dry skin. Why would you eat a SWs ass, especially one that gross? Holy shit.

[BigBadLou305]

That is flat out nasty lou. I don't usualy judge others taste but that is nasty all the way. flat out.

You deserve a fart in the face for even thinking of screwing that giant basty ass.

YUK YUK YUK YUK..

I GOTTA TELL YOU YES THAT ASS WAS SOOOO PHAT SHE CAN SIT DOWN ON TOP OF WALMART TO LOWER THE PRICES. Let me tell you her ass was so round and brown. Like i said she's about 195lbs,5'9". She gives great oral i almost came in her mouth. They'res about 3 of maybe 20 women that i came in they're mouths and they would not stop sucking my dick 2 were hispanic and 1 was black. I had a cuban gal back about 4yrs ago that licked my ass real good at the extacy motel. She was about 5'8",180lbs but that ass was chunky butt big and a cute face.

Bubba i know i said this but you're a funny guy man cause i like what you post and the same goes for glenn61,northbound and others that i cannot think of.

[Pictraders69]

This may sound like another dumbass from the north, but I'll ask it anyway. Is there ever any prospects to be found at or near Haulover Beach in Sunny Isle? The last time I was there with my wife (last May), there seemed to be lots of potential customers if there were any creative "ladies" around?

[Broad St Guy]

After that wreck you posted a week or so ago, you are in need of a Silver Star as well for combat....but this ass he posted goes above and beyond the call of duty. Hazzard pay?

Lou,,,did you really stick your dick in that big fat B1tch ?
You must either be really focused or you're a sick, sick man.........That's not a lay, that's a combat mission.......LOL

Get a facial load shot next time.