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[Mumford1]

Anyone going to the gangbang today advertising on mp, happening out in BWI?

[BusterHymen55]

I met her last night and don't think she is worth all the hype on the forum, someone probably trying to help her out. She wears the baggy pants and shirt for a reason and it is because she is about 30-50 pounds heavier than her pictures. She also smokes when you are in the room, almost got herself burnt last night because she was soo high she did not know she was falling asleep with the cig in her hands. She was asleep through the deed, I almost took my donation after the deed because she had it on the bed but I don't think its worth having that on my conscience.

Well she gets all the hype because she's the new flavor of the month at the local creampie factory. Baltimore's newest cum dumpster! Mongerian shares his UTR and everyone comes out of the woodwork like a bunch of cockroaches waiting to unload their polluted seed inside of her! It never fails in this hobby. Business as usual!

[Alsatian]

A good while ago, I made an attempt to see her but when I got to the spot, that place had my spidey senses going haywire. I observed at a distance and told her I was parked but no response, waited like 15 minutes and decided to bail. A lot of unsavory characters all over the place who for some reason wouldn't mind their business. I had been to some rough spots before but this one had me on edge. She texts me like 30 minutes later saying she had fallen asleep asking me to come back but I had seen enough and was done.

Odd too since she had so many positive reviews and reviews in general. Bad timing and undesirable circumstances.

The translation for that excuse is Bri was playing with a shaft (not the kind that's attached to a mans body). She was playing with the plastic kind that has a plunger. Bri did this shortly before your arrival and felt too comfortably numb to work.

[Alsatian]

A good while ago, I made an attempt to see her but when I got to the spot, that place had my spidey senses going haywire. I observed at a distance and told her I was parked but no response, waited like 15 minutes and decided to bail. A lot of unsavory characters all over the place who for some reason wouldn't mind their business. I had been to some rough spots before but this one had me on edge. She texts me like 30 minutes later saying she had fallen asleep asking me to come back but I had seen enough and was done.

Odd too since she had so many positive reviews and reviews in general. Bad timing and undesirable circumstances.

Was there a somewhat emo looking guy among the unsavory characters? If he had a nose ring it was Bri's useless ex. Recently she's been a thief and waste of resources just like him.

[Alsatian]

I swung by Mystique's hotel on my way home from work for a quick pump and dump. I was pleasantly surprised when she opened the door. Her face looks as good as her body. I didn't know what to expect since she avoids showing her face in pics. I don't know of any other girls in the Baltimore area who are smart enough to do that. I had her lay down for mish at the edge of the bed and slam dunked into her cat. The tit jiggling action was great. I did CFS with a CIM finish. Mystique is a swallower. I had fun.

[SnarfTheCat]

Is it too tight?? "Bad knees"? What about the sex was off? Second review saying she unpleasant and I was kinda interested. If you add her Snapchat you'll see her current body. She got a round belly and decent tits (likely bigger in person cause at an angle) but you can Def see the wagon cause she decided to randomly twerk on this fine Friday.

I feel like if someone let her know that she gettin bad reviews she'll switch up and be a bit more pleasant. If not fuck her but low-key need one more person to toftt.

I'm probably not doing anybody any favors, because describing her will make you all want to go despite my warnings, but: her tits were pretty big. Didn't see the Snapchat, but when they were in my face it was a nice session. In fact, I remember thinking when she was in that position: if only you would stop complaining we could both get off.

The complaints that I remember were, in no particular order: "you've touched my hair," "are you done yet? "You're doing too much," "I've got another appointment," "I don't want to give another BJ," and, while we are doing the deed, mind you, "you're leaning over me. " She could have given the one about her knee, but at some point they all bled together. Definitely didn't get the one about being too big for her, which in and of itself is telling: she's a jerk. None of her complaints attempt to be flattering.

On the number of reviews, I think there were 2 before mine, and they both didn't recommend her. Frankly kind of felt foolish after the fact going to someone so poorly and so recently reviewed on this forum, but again: was thinking with the wrong head.

As always, YMMV. If you see her I truly hope your time is better than mine.

[SemiPro666]

Does anyone have a recommendations for a provider around the north of Baltimore. Towson to white marsh? I'd love to try and find something regular nearby when I don't have the time to go any farther.

[SnarfTheCat]

That's a shame, I've been eying Susan for a while. Much like yourself I like those MILF bods, and she was fitting the bill for sure in her photos.

Knowing what I know now about her, if I were to do it again I'd withhold the money till your time is done, and tell her in advance that you're not giving the donation till the end because she rushes and has a terrible attitude once money is in hand. I might offer her more for a legit session, or just pay expecting that it's going to be a ss. Hard to know if she turns and burns folks because she can, or because she doesn't get called out for it more. Her comms are so good, maybe she would be responsive to somebody who lays down clear ground rules. Or maybe she's just a scam artist and all of this is more trouble than it's worth.

I'm curious to see how that turns out, so if you do visit her let me know. Ditto for any milfy providers in the area.

[Okorov05]

I met her last night and don't think she is worth all the hype on the forum, someone probably trying to help her out. She wears the baggy pants and shirt for a reason and it is because she is about 30-50 pounds heavier than her pictures. She also smokes when you are in the room, almost got herself burnt last night because she was soo high she did not know she was falling asleep with the cig in her hands. She was asleep through the deed, I almost took my donation after the deed because she had it on the bed but I don't think its worth having that on my conscience.

[Poppy44]

Is it too tight?? "Bad knees"? What about the sex was off? Second review saying she unpleasant and I was kinda interested. If you add her Snapchat you'll see her current body. She got a round belly and decent tits (likely bigger in person cause at an angle) but you can Def see the wagon cause she decided to randomly twerk on this fine Friday.

I feel like if someone let her know that she gettin bad reviews she'll switch up and be a bit more pleasant. If not fuck her but low-key need one more person to toftt.

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Jewlz was on my list for awhile-the older photos of her show massive tits and previous reports suggested that between her and Karmen, who she frequently rooms with, Jewlz is the get. Anyway, comms are initially good-I message her, she responds promptly, and we set up a meet for 30 minutes from then. I tell her I'm on my way, and she acknowledges. You can see where we're going from here-the typical service provider shuffle of no response when I'm on site, followed by a series of excuses like "my phone isn't working" or "I have to pay my rent" or "I fell asleep. " I threaten to leave the area if she doesn't respond, and ultimately start driving away when she messages back to say she's available now and gives the room number.

In all likelihood, it was the obvious stuff that kept her: either one of you fine gentlemen or her habit. Either way, it's my turn eventually and so I walk into her room and start the dream. She's seen better days, and the tits which drew me to her are sort of saggy, but I like a white MILF, so it's up my alley. She changes into an outfit while we're talking, and truth be told, I appreciate the effort. The outfit shows off her tits, and the miniskirt gives me easy access to her. She gives a fairly good bbj, not outstanding but solid, and we get into it. I take her in mish, then doggy, then have her ride, and she's taking dirty all the while. I play around with her brown eye, and I think there's more there, but don't ask for extras. Eventually I blow in the bag and finish up. She offers to clean me up and makes small talk before I go.

All told, a solid B; but for the comms issues, would have been a little higher. The sex was very much by the numbers, and she seemed not particularly interested in extras, but the bbj was solid and the box was nice and wet. Mostly though, she was game. Damage was $. 5. Would likely repeat.

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The same day, I made arrangements with Susan Lust. Unlike Jewlz, she was consistently great on comms. She responded immediately, and when I said I had time in the afternoon she was like: that's fine. When I followed up in the afternoon to tell her I was on the way, she again responded promptly. When I showed up, she immediately gave me the room number.

Susan lists her age at 30; the comments on LC suggest she's older. I really can't tell, although she struck me as solidly middle age. That's a turn on for me, but it may not be for you. You will likely not be shocked to find that the pictures are not representative. Wouldn't call it a catfish-it's the same person, but the pictures suggest a young curvy bbw, and what you'll get is the 48 year old version of the same. That's my jam, but may not be yours.

Her ad says. 8 for hhr, which is a great rate and should have set off alarm bells. It didn't, because I wasn't thinking with my right head. Anyway, she's to my eyes ddf, although with a bit of an attitude when I get in the room. The room is mostly clean, although she's vaping when I walk in.

The dream begins with a CBJ, which is the high point of the encounter. Honestly, if you want a decent CBJ and don't mind the incredible awe inspiring attitude which follows, you could do a lot worse. It's not as long as I'd like, but she deep throats which is nice. We start in doggy, and she starts complaining about it almost immediately. I try to focus on her fat ass and not her talking, although that is a challenge. After a minute of her doing that, she asks me for daty. I oblige, and she cums. You would think that would change her attitude, but not so much. I take her in mission, which isn't really working, and have her ride and play with her reasonably large tits.

She complains about that too, so I go back to doggy, hoping to focus on her ass and not her complaining. After a minute, with her clearly not into it, we both stop. She's like: it's time. In truth, it might have been 10 minutes into a 30 minute session. I know that's the case, but she is so unpleasant I don't ask for part of my money back or for her to make it up somehow. I just want to go. She is largely uncommunicative as I gather my stuff.

So: the search for a regular continues. It definitely isn't her. I wouldn't recommend Susan to anyone, and obviously won't repeat.

[HeyShooter]

https://adultsearch.com/us/maryland/...scorts/3194597

I have been using this site and another for a year and had amazing dreams. Even have gotten a few personal numbers from the ladies to avoid there "tax" to mamasan. In my dreams I dream for the full hour and most of the times 2 dreams in the hour and entrance to all areas.

Nice, thanks for the feedback.

[CoolSummers]

At ShootAndRoll Brianna looked amazing when she had family support. One of my most memorable sessions with her was at the Motel 6 in Odenton. She laid on her back and I went balls deep in that kitty. At this time she was still at a good weight and her tits were quite large. I loved seeing them in motion. I withdrew my dong from her kitty and got it acquainted with her tits. I squatted over her for the tit thrusting action. That was fun, but not as fun moving my wang northward to her mouth. She sucked it surprisingly well in that position. Then down the hatch went my offspring. I don't know if you consider that freaky, but I enjoyed myself. I'm assuming you and a friend of yours DP'd Bri. If so, is there a video of this activity?

A good while ago, I made an attempt to see her but when I got to the spot, that place had my spidey senses going haywire. I observed at a distance and told her I was parked but no response, waited like 15 minutes and decided to bail. A lot of unsavory characters all over the place who for some reason wouldn't mind their business. I had been to some rough spots before but this one had me on edge. She texts me like 30 minutes later saying she had fallen asleep asking me to come back but I had seen enough and was done.

Odd too since she had so many positive reviews and reviews in general. Bad timing and undesirable circumstances.

[HeyShooter]

Tried responding but inboxes are full so please clear them, in particular Daedelus and Heyshooter.

It is done. Thanks.

[CoolSummers]

Tried responding but inboxes are full so please clear them, in particular Daedelus and Heyshooter.

[DontBanMe]

https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/maryland/baltimore/167572000[/URL]

Jewlz was on my list for awhile-the older photos of her show massive tits and previous reports suggested that between her and Karmen, who she frequently rooms with, Jewlz is the get. Anyway, comms are initially good-I message her, she responds promptly, and we set up a meet for 30 minutes from then. I tell her I'm on my way, and she acknowledges. You can see where we're going from here-the typical service provider shuffle of no response when I'm on site, followed by a series of excuses like "my phone isn't working" or "I have to pay my rent" or "I fell asleep. " I threaten to leave the area if she doesn't respond, and ultimately start driving away when she messages back to say she's available now and gives the room number.

In all likelihood, it was the obvious stuff that kept her: either one of you fine gentlemen or her habit. Either way, it's my turn eventually and so I walk into her room and start the dream. She's seen better days, and the tits which drew me to her are sort of saggy, but I like a white MILF, so it's up my alley. She changes into an outfit while we're talking, and truth be told, I appreciate the effort. The outfit shows off her tits, and the miniskirt gives me easy access to her. She gives a fairly good bbj, not outstanding but solid, and we get into it. I take her in mish, then doggy, then have her ride, and she's taking dirty all the while. I play around with her brown eye, and I think there's more there, but don't ask for extras. Eventually I blow in the bag and finish up. She offers to clean me up and makes small talk before I go.

All told, a solid B; but for the comms issues, would have been a little higher. The sex was very much by the numbers, and she seemed not particularly interested in extras, but the bbj was solid and the box was nice and wet. Mostly though, she was game. Damage was $. 5. Would likely repeat.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...more/167598039

The same day, I made arrangements with Susan Lust. Unlike Jewlz, she was consistently great on comms. She responded immediately, and when I said I had time in the afternoon she was like: that's fine. When I followed up in the afternoon to tell her I was on the way, she again responded promptly. When I showed up, she immediately gave me the room number.

Susan lists her age at 30; the comments on LC suggest she's older. I really can't tell, although she struck me as solidly middle age. That's a turn on for me, but it may not be for you. You will likely not be shocked to find that the pictures are not representative. Wouldn't call it a catfish-it's the same person, but the pictures suggest a young curvy bbw, and what you'll get is the 48 year old version of the same. That's my jam, but may not be yours.

Her ad says. 8 for hhr, which is a great rate and should have set off alarm bells. It didn't, because I wasn't thinking with my right head. Anyway, she's to my eyes ddf, although with a bit of an attitude when I get in the room. The room is mostly clean, although she's vaping when I walk in.

The dream begins with a CBJ, which is the high point of the encounter.

That's a shame, I've been eying Susan for a while. Much like yourself I like those MILF bods, and she was fitting the bill for sure in her photos.