Escort Reports

**SnarfTheCat** · 02-14-23 10:23

Originally Posted by BusterHymen55 [View Original Post]

Very spot on about Sophie, Snarf (as Lion-O would say "HO"!) Sorry I had to do that! LOL! Anyhow, that was basically my experience with her when I posted about her several years ago on EB (EscortBabylon / listcrawler). She is morbidly obese and does have an odor. Those are the only negatives about her. She also had a hairy Bush when I saw her which I like. Other good qualities are that she is a sweetheart, friendly attitude, and tries her very best in terms of service. Open menu for me including the trip to Greece with no upcharge! No rush job and didn't clock watch. Paid $60 for a SS-QV. If anyone is into SSBBW or fat women (to be more blunt about it), I would definitely recommend her and / or Alexis (who used to post ad's all the time on EB).

Thanks! My report should have said what yours did—she had a really nice demeanor. It was not a GFE experience, but her attitude largely made up for it. I'm looking for some regulars for Greek, so good to know that it was on the menu with her. As you said, she was not a clock watcher. Now that I think about it, given how well she took instruction maybe with some tweaks (ie please shower first, maybe Greek, and let me know about girlfriends in the room) it would be worth a repeat visit.

**Mcgaven123** · 02-13-23 18:23

Dreamt about Kendra again last week, for a buck to tf and lets me know every time just another 50 for FS qv. Huge melons, chest barried in my lap showing her nipples. Definitely a favorite that no need to not share or anything like that. Just be kind. Have a good time.

**BusterHymen55** · 02-13-23 14:37

Well so far, so good fellas! My third straight successful date here since I moved to Cyprus about 6 months ago. There are several different escort sites very similar to listcrawler over here with the biggest difference being most of the ads are legit and spam or fake ones are at a bare minimum. The easiest and best way that you know you are getting the girl in the ad is because they will put "verified photos" on her ad. Basically meaning they are indeed the lady in the pictures. Most of the ads have it on them.

Today I saw Elyssa! French bombshell visiting the island! She was even better looking than her pics! Perfect meaty body (big boned) and a C-Section scar which actually turned me on. Cleaned, shaved, box with no odor. Wore red glossy lipstick, nice perfume, freshly showered, and kitty tasted like sweet nectar from the gods!

I sucked on her snatch for a good 15 minutes in 69 position. Everything was covered. Fine by me! I'm starting to learn to do without bare. Believe me, with these hot ass chicks it doesn't really matter and most of them are very adamant about it. We did mish and K9. She asked me if she could finish me off with an oiled handjob. I told her yes.

So I laid on my back and she poured tons of baby oil on my rod and jacked me off for the grand finale! Even let me play with her snatch and shove my finger in her until I exploded. Must say that was one of the most intense orgasms I've had in a while. Better than those stinky, wretched Baltimore skanks ever could! Damage was 70 Euros (almost the equivalent of $70) for 30 minutes!

https://www.bazaraki.com/adv/4426261_elyssa/

**Barraquda22** · 02-13-23 10:39

Originally Posted by FaceDownPro [View Original Post]

When dropping a report or some jewels so guys can be successful. Still ain't enough, they want the exact broad you linked with. I'm not a Captain, so I bless a few. Then they abuse the contact and fuck it up for everybody. My situation was a success but because theirs wasn't they wann hate and say weird shit on here. This is my experience in multiple groups, especially Bmore. I see why some guys say they not sharing. Bcuz they will fuck it up for you and everyone, now them latinas done changed numbers. Give a muthafucka a wide open layup and they still take their chance on a half court shot. Smfh. This forum rigs the game in our favor but some of you guys are just fuck ups. How do you fuck up a situation where you paying. Good luck out here fellas.

"How do you get a job and fuck up everything! Everything? Everything!" Some people will always find a way to ruin it amigo. They think itll win them and their quarter inch pecker some favor with a woman (using terms loosely here) that fucks anyone with a benji in their pocket. There is never a good reason to discuss what is said here with *ANYONE* that isn't another monger. Not your wife, not your therapist, not your kids, not your sister, not the ***** that just licked your ass next to a dennys dumpster.

BQ22.

**ShootAndRoll** · 02-13-23 10:01

Originally Posted by FaceDownPro [View Original Post]

When dropping a report or some jewels so guys can be successful. Still ain't enough, they want the exact broad you linked with. I'm not a Captain, so I bless a few. Then they abuse the contact and fuck it up for everybody. My situation was a success but because theirs wasn't they wann hate and say weird shit on here. This is my experience in multiple groups, especially Bmore. I see why some guys say they not sharing. Bcuz they will fuck it up for you and everyone, now them latinas done changed numbers. Give a muthafucka a wide open layup and they still take their chance on a half court shot. Smfh. This forum rigs the game in our favor but some of you guys are just fuck ups. How do you fuck up a situation where you paying. Good luck out here fellas.

It amazes me how some guys think if they tell the girl what's being said on these types of sites, they are going to get some special type of treatment.

In the providers eyes, you are just another dick with a dollar. There's nothing special about you.

**EDub2689** · 02-12-23 19:37

Originally Posted by FaceDownPro [View Original Post]

When dropping a report or some jewels so guys can be successful. Still ain't enough, they want the exact broad you linked with. I'm not a Captain, so I bless a few. Then they abuse the contact and fuck it up for everybody. My situation was a success but because theirs wasn't they wann hate and say weird shit on here. This is my experience in multiple groups, especially Bmore. I see why some guys say they not sharing. Bcuz they will fuck it up for you and everyone, now them latinas done changed numbers. Give a muthafucka a wide open layup and they still take their chance on a half court shot. Smfh. This forum rigs the game in our favor but some of you guys are just fuck ups. How do you fuck up a situation where you paying. Good luck out here fellas.

It's like back in school. When you have that chick that's down to smash the crew. All you got to do is play it cool, and it's pretty much on demand pussy for everyone. But you always got to have that one nigga that either A) catches feelings B) Gets too rough. C) Gets greedy. D) Talks too fuckin much.

**FaceDownPro** · 02-12-23 16:22

When dropping a report or some jewels so guys can be successful. Still ain't enough, they want the exact broad you linked with. I'm not a Captain, so I bless a few. Then they abuse the contact and fuck it up for everybody. My situation was a success but because theirs wasn't they wann hate and say weird shit on here. This is my experience in multiple groups, especially Bmore. I see why some guys say they not sharing. Bcuz they will fuck it up for you and everyone, now them latinas done changed numbers. Give a muthafucka a wide open layup and they still take their chance on a half court shot. Smfh. This forum rigs the game in our favor but some of you guys are just fuck ups. How do you fuck up a situation where you paying. Good luck out here fellas.

**BusterHymen55** · 02-12-23 14:16

Originally Posted by SnarfTheCat [View Original Post]

This dream is dated by a week or so, but she advertises regularly so the info is still good.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...more/113930688

She's located in Jessup-others reported that she was flexible on the donationshe wasn't with me, but maybe that's because it was our first time. She quoted $.5 for a hhr, which is standard I guess for an incall but I thought she could be talked into $.2. No such luck-she ghosted me when I proposed it.

Anyway, we set up for a hhr during the day-her incall is at a hotel in Jessup like I'd mentioned that wasn't ridiculously bad, but was on the crappier side of hotels. On the way over, she's like: "can you bring condoms," which I didn't want on the text chain because it suggests intent. I message her back to say that I didn't want to talk about that over text, and that I'd see her soon.

A bunch of women are clearly working out of that hotel; parked around back, and a few guys were knocking on doors with money in their hands. Another guy was hanging out in a car with his engine running. It all seemed a little sketchy, so I parked on the side and waited for her to message on the room number. Eventually, random dude drives on and fellow monger goes for his incall, so the coast is clear and I proceed into Sophie's place.

She is best described as a SSBBW-she's a large woman, so if you're into that you've found your incall. Despite my complaining about prices and the condom stuff, comms were pretty good with this one: she texted back promptly, and was generally not a jerk. She appears at the door in a short black satin robe which is kinda fun. She has some very full Ds with prominent nips.

We do the LE check, which goes fine. She's in a room with a double, and there's a huge pile of clothes on the bed closest to the bed, with her bed further away where she wants to do the deed. That's fine by me-I take a look at the bathroom, coast is clear, and take clothes off on the bed.

I ask for a bbj; she seems a little put out by it, but complies. It's a pretty good BBJ, and I'm getting into it when a foot sticks out from the pile of clothes. I'm like: what is this? She's like: it's fine, my roommate, she's knocked out. Fine, whatever. Time for the main event-the box is not particularly tight, but pretty wet. I take her first cg, then missionary, which gives me access to those huge boobs, which have gotten bigger since she started riding me. She obviously liked having them sucked, although this was not a green situation. She seems pretty into it, and I am too, so much so that I want her to change positions to keep things going.

I take her from behind, and something stinks. Not enough for me to stop, mind, but enough for me to be like: I think this is a one and done. It's a fun view-she has a prominent ass. She's super wet at this point, and after a few minutes of dirty talk I blow in the bag.

She helps with the clean up, and I'm on my way. All told-wouldn't repeat. I'm not averse to a ssbbw, but that combined with the lack of hygiene and roommate thing made it a non repeat for me. She did take instructions well, and the BBJ was definitely fun. I didn't ask, but from her insistence on the condom bare didn't seem to be on the menu. Didn't explore Greek for obvious reasons. Best of luck all.

SnarfSnarf.

Very spot on about Sophie, Snarf (as Lion-O would say "HO"!) Sorry I had to do that! LOL! Anyhow, that was basically my experience with her when I posted about her several years ago on EB (EscortBabylon / listcrawler). She is morbidly obese and does have an odor. Those are the only negatives about her. She also had a hairy Bush when I saw her which I like. Other good qualities are that she is a sweetheart, friendly attitude, and tries her very best in terms of service. Open menu for me including the trip to Greece with no upcharge! No rush job and didn't clock watch. Paid $60 for a SS-QV. If anyone is into SSBBW or fat women (to be more blunt about it), I would definitely recommend her and / or Alexis (who used to post ad's all the time on EB).

**LordCeo** · 02-12-23 08:50

Originally Posted by SnarfTheCat [View Original Post]

This dream is dated by a week or so, but she advertises regularly so the info is still good.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...more/113930688

She's located in Jessup-others reported that she was flexible on the donationshe wasn't with me, but maybe that's because it was our first time. She quoted $.5 for a hhr, which is standard I guess for an incall but I thought she could be talked into $.2. No such luck-she ghosted me when I proposed it.

Anyway, we set up for a hhr during the day-her incall is at a hotel in Jessup like I'd mentioned that wasn't ridiculously bad, but was on the crappier side of hotels. On the way over, she's like: "can you bring condoms," which I didn't want on the text chain because it suggests intent. I message her back to say that I didn't want to talk about that over text, and that I'd see her soon.

A bunch of women are clearly working out of that hotel; parked around back, and a few guys were knocking on doors with money in their hands. Another guy was hanging out in a car with his engine running. It all seemed a little sketchy, so I parked on the side and waited for her to message on the room number. Eventually, random dude drives on and fellow monger goes for his incall, so the coast is clear and I proceed into Sophie's place.

She is best described as a SSBBW-she's a large woman, so if you're into that you've found your incall. Despite my complaining about prices and the condom stuff, comms were pretty good with this one: she texted back promptly, and was generally not a jerk. She appears at the door in a short black satin robe which is kinda fun. She has some very full Ds with prominent nips.

We do the LE check, which goes fine. She's in a room with a double, and there's a huge pile of clothes on the bed closest to the bed, with her bed further away where she wants to do the deed. That's fine by me-I take a look at the bathroom, coast is clear, and take clothes off on the bed.

I ask for a bbj; she seems a little put out by it, but complies. It's a pretty good BBJ, and I'm getting into it when a foot sticks out from the pile of clothes. I'm like: what is this? She's like: it's fine, my roommate, she's knocked out. Fine, whatever. Time for the main event-the box is not particularly tight, but pretty wet. I take her first cg, then missionary, which gives me access to those huge boobs, which have gotten bigger since she started riding me. She obviously liked having them sucked, although this was not a green situation. She seems pretty into it, and I am too, so much so that I want her to change positions to keep things going.

I take her from behind, and something stinks. Not enough for me to stop, mind, but enough for me to be like: I think this is a one and done. It's a fun view-she has a prominent ass. She's super wet at this point, and after a few minutes of dirty talk I blow in the bag.

She helps with the clean up, and I'm on my way. All told-wouldn't repeat. I'm not averse to a ssbbw, but that combined with the lack of hygiene and roommate thing made it a non repeat for me. She did take instructions well, and the BBJ was definitely fun. I didn't ask, but from her insistence on the condom bare didn't seem to be on the menu. Didn't explore Greek for obvious reasons. Best of luck all.

SnarfSnarf.

Nice report, I have seen her a couple of times and I have not been able to get the price to come down. I think she deletes our messages and doesn't save numbers cause she's always asking if I'm LE.

Her roommate thing was annoying the last time I saw her, she did warn me beforehand and said she'll be outside but then I guess she was used as a timer cause once she knocked show was over.

I did ask about Greek but she said she does it every now and then, but didn't proceed to upsale me on it so I figured not today. I need to get in it at least once LOL.

**Alasqano** · 02-12-23 06:16

Originally Posted by CipLover [View Original Post]

I took a drive to go see the collage park girls. When I got there I let them know that I arrived. I got a message saying message them on a real number and not an app. After that send a selfie. I did all that and no response.

What app did you use?

Also, never use your real number and never send any photos of yourself to anyone. Ever. You never know who you might be sending it to or what someone might do with it.

**YoyoLaserBeam** · 02-11-23 17:39

Originally Posted by Ernesto88 [View Original Post]

Messaged the number in the ad. Had to write in Spanish because she clearly did not understand what I was asking in English.

She doesn't do anal or bbj.

So I tried to set up something with her this weekend, was very responsive until yesterday. Her ads are now gone and she's not responding to texts.

Were you able to meet her or did she suddenly disappear for you too?

**ShadowFox76** · 02-11-23 17:33

Originally Posted by ShootAndRoll [View Original Post]

I recall her working with a blonde girl. The LC site said they had good reviews. Did you ever see the blonde and where did she go?

The Blonde? You mean Blue? I've been wondering about her myself. She never posts anymore. I tried seeing her once. Drove out to her spot in the Carney area. But she ghosted me. Karmen from what I hear is very hit or miss. Track marks on her arms, and acne on her face. I'd still hit but maybe a one and done. A lot of these girls are overcharging and not putting out the services worth the charge. They're being Stingey and have GPS.

**ShootAndRoll** · 02-11-23 16:20

Originally Posted by EvilChux [View Original Post]

What is GPS? Not in the abbreviations guide.

Golden pussy syndrome = GPS.

Here are a few useful sentences that might even make you laugh.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...ssy%20syndrome

**ShootAndRoll** · 02-11-23 15:41

Originally Posted by ShadowFox76 [View Original Post]

Looks like this little spinner karmen is working again. But you can tell by the pics that the only reason why she's posting again is that the drugs are starting to get to her. Damn shame because she's a cutie. Still might see if she needs to be filled up with black milk soon 😏.

https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/maryland/baltimore/113807852#

I recall her working with a blonde girl. The LC site said they had good reviews. Did you ever see the blonde and where did she go?