Escort Reports

**Big Red50** · 08-25-07 05:38

Originally Posted by Smiling Fox

How about a contest or something. Like the top 5 escorts listed on eros.

Smiling Fox

Hello SF

You never cease to amaze me. I like a top five so I can tick of my top five all time favorite Eros fucks with one hand and use the other one for something else.

Yes SF I nominate LILLY, she used to advertise with one L Lily, I guess her English got better.
http://www.eros-dc.com/sections/baltimore_escorts.htm
A hot Latina as my all time favorite Eros fuck, she is fine fine fine. I tagged her two years ago in DC when she was $$$ she is now $$$.5, that is a little high for me. I finished a big project with a brutal deadline and rewarded myself. What better incentive then fine pussy, fuck profit sharing!

Now for my top Five Eros fucks, SF I nominate you to keep track and render a winner and 4 runners up, do I here a second to the motion?

Big Red's top 5 Eros fucks
1) Lilly
2) Daniella http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...postcount=3901
3) Lila http://www.eros-dc.com/files/dc-lila5.htm, Russian or Romanian I have been told, loves to have her ass pounded.
4) Natalie Foxx http://www.eros-dc.com/sections/baltimore_escorts.htm A real fun girl
5) Brooke from College Park now retired 38DD a real pleasant GFE and a passionate fuck and yes SF she would come in my mouth over and over.

Well Gentlemen(I use that term loosely) my votes are in.

Big Red

**Midnight** · 08-24-07 09:40

When I checked a couple of minutes ago, it was only 63. Also, when a lady places an ad on Eros, she gets charged a different rate depending on the keywords; many feel it's worth their money to add in "Baltimore" even if they're going to be in Northern Virginia, just so they get extra hits from people doing that search. After all, they know that we sometimes get to thinking with the little head if we like the pictures, so why not?

By my count, though, it's not as great as it might appear. Of those 63 ads, 2 are just for agencies, 23 are for girls working for different agencies, and 21 are for ladies who are working in DC or its suburbs -- I've been known to pop down to College Park for an appointment, for instance, but I don't consider that "Baltimore". There are also some ladies who are posting in advance of their upcoming visits, and ladies who may have been at BWI on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday, and now they're in DC for the weekend.

Of the remaining ads, I know that some of them are scams, though not all. I've seen bad reviews posted by guys who "took one for the team" for a few, although some of the others are mysteries to me, at least. I do know that Natalie Foxx, D'Sexy Cindy, Stefanie, and Cara Whispers are all for real, as are the ladies with Flawless Escorts, ClassyDCEscorts, and Elite Connexxxions.

Using online ads is a crapshoot. Sometimes, you get exactly what was advertised, and everybody goes away happy. Sometimes you get ripped off; if you're part of a reviewing community, you let others know, and hopefully it doesn't happen to anyone else. Once in a while, you find a jewel on the trash pile; I spent an entire afternoon banging a SuicideGirl wannabe at Goucher in her dorm room for $200, a case of beer, and takeout Chinese food after I answered a Craigslist ad. You just never know.

It isn't the same as picking up street girls; you'll spend more money, for sure, but there's less physical risk, and you're more likely to have a relaxed experience. The adrenaline rush isn't quite the same, and you're less likely to be doing car dates. Only you can decide what you're looking for.

**Larry 56** · 08-24-07 06:29

Originally Posted by Smiling Fox

Have 2 young black ladies that want to stop by, need some help while in school. Seems to be a common malady among young black ladies, in school. They need help while being educated, and know how to fund themselves. Any way both sound really cute. And I may just take a taste. Help out a student. I have always been a supporter of higher education. After all a mind, and body is a terrible thing to waste.

Lovin every minute of it.

Smiling Fox

There was a semi-pro work out of Towson University. Kind of chunky but cute. $$ was too hig a toll for me though. 21!

Larry!

**Smiling Fox** · 08-24-07 02:25

Oh my, did you happen to check out eros today.

65 girls listed in the Baltimore column.

Either there are one hell of a lot of rich Baltimore/Washington airport guys, or those fine ladies are just sitting around with nothing to do.

I did call Niki, she has been backing up her eros post with a CL post. Numerous posts. Wonder if any one has seen her. She is cute. $$$. LOL. She better be dam good too.

How about a contest or something. Like the top 5 escorts listed on eros.

I do like the site. But dam if I can afford those fine, very fine looking ladies.

Keep thinking maybe I should save up my monger money, milf money, and splurge on some fine prime meat. Except as we all know, a good looking woman that charges a lot, can grab an' go just as easily as a $20 skank.

Seems my former cleaning lady want to stop back in. Love to watch her curl her lip, orgasm. Tightest, sweetest pussy I have had. D breasts, very large implants, for the 4'10" lady. lol.

Have 2 young black ladies that want to stop by, need some help while in school. Seems to be a common malady among young black ladies, in school. They need help while being educated, and know how to fund themselves. Any way both sound really cute. And I may just take a taste. Help out a student. I have always been a supporter of higher education. After all a mind, and body is a terrible thing to waste.

Lovin every minute of it.

Smiling Fox

**Jake Jj 1492** · 08-11-07 21:14

Originally Posted by Dc Travel 2003

Seems another company has come out with a CL viewer. Not as good as original (listpic) but works (only shows one pic) . Baltimore works but DC does not.

http://www.topkitten.net/default.asp...=MD&country=us

http://www.topkitten.net/viewlisting...untry=us&scat=

DC works for me! http://www.topkitten.com/viewlisting...=DC&country=us

**Dc Travel 2003** · 08-01-07 01:51

Seems another company has come out with a CL viewer. Not as good as original (listpic) but works (only shows one pic) . Baltimore works but DC does not.

http://www.topkitten.net/default.asp...=MD&country=us

http://www.topkitten.net/viewlisting...untry=us&scat=

**Adobe James** · 07-30-07 09:30

I've been working the streets for seven months, mostly for financial reasons, but I've gotten a little burned out and needed some action in a bed for a change. I tried a couple girls who flaked on me and didn't get back, but finally settled on Kandie in NE Baltimore. I was very happy with the results.

I don't want to oversell, so here are the caveats.

1) She doesn't have model looks; pics on CL are accurate.
2) Her apartment is kind of a mess, but the room we worked in was neat enough.
3) She has cats. Doesn't bother me, but I know it can be a problem for some people.

I've been looking for someone relatively affordable and $.5 an hour seemed in the range (she sometimes advertises $.75). I was looking for an independent, who wouldn't be a total flake, but also not a hardened professional. (I actually found someone in Silver Spring, but she wanted $$$. Probably worth it, but I didn't have that kind of money.)

Kandie had a great attitude and worked at making me feel good. BBBJ, DATY, mish, CG, doggie. Made her O three times: twice orally and once in a mutual completion through mish. In between round one and round two, we cuddled and stroked. I got a full hour for my money and two shots at the goal.

Very nice time. Will visit again.

**Big Red50** · 07-30-07 02:34

Originally Posted by Larry 56

BBB:

Have you ever seen Big Red??? I would say that he's a sure thing in the ring. I wouldn't mess with him!

Playing pool with a rope??? That is NOT a good thing.

SWs know how to play pool. Very good with games that have balls!

Larry!

Thanks Larry

I boxed in junior high and high school, then wrestled in highschool and college. I have just started training for Natalie's cage match. LOL

Big Red the Baltimore Bomber

**Larry 56** · 07-28-07 17:27

BBB:

Have you ever seen Big Red??? I would say that he's a sure thing in the ring. I wouldn't mess with him!

Playing pool with a rope??? That is NOT a good thing.

SWs know how to play pool. Very good with games that have balls!

Larry!

**Bad Bad Boy** · 07-28-07 14:54

Originally Posted by Larry 56

BBB:

If I didn't know better, I would think that you are Bench! You guys sound the same!

Larry, I can't speak for Bench, but I am definitely cheap

). Maybe this explains why the SW stoop sitters run into their homes to avoid me, or the SW's walking the stroll turn their backs and pretend they don't see me, or the others run for cover.

You started me thinking about this and so I asked a couple of the girls, Crystal and Alicia, for their honest opinion. BIG MISTAKE. Both said I was a nice guy and didn't want to hurt my feelings (if I had any), but they would be honest in their evaluations.

Crystal told me that I give a whole new meaning to being cheap. Crystal said the last time we were together, she had to pay for gas, split the notel bill, and buy me food afterwards. Crystal said she ended up owing me $7.32.

Alicia said that being cheap was bad enough, but having sex with me was like PLAYING POOL WITH A ROPE. Not sure what that means. She told me it would help if I would quit reading my hunting mags and watching TV while we were being intimate. Then she blasted me for not helping pay for those cheerleader and red riding-hood outfits that I insist she wears.

Larry, maybe these girls have a point. I know they are working their way through college, supporting a worthless boyfriends, need money for their meds, and saving for cruises to exotic locations.

BTW, I want to squash that rumor about me promoting a steel cage bout, Big Red vs. Natalie, which has been scheduled next month at the Baltimore Convention Center. I am innocent. lol The big money is on Natalie taking the purse in only 5 minutes in 32 seconds in spite of Big Red being a very formable opponent. You can purchase your tickets through me for only $20. roflmao

I hope this clears up these vicious and unfounded rumors. lol

BBB

**Larry 56** · 07-28-07 11:52

BBB:

If I didn't know better, I would think that you are Bench! You guys sound the same!

Larry!

**Bad Bad Boy** · 07-28-07 06:52

Originally Posted by Big Red50

Well my buddy and I tagged Natalie yesterday.

Big Red, I must congratulate you on your recent two tag team match in bagging Natalie. It looked like you won your match, winning all two falls.

She is really a hottie and you undoubtedly know quality. I have been tempted to go the escort route to enjoy the quality, but I am too damn cheap

).

It seems like my sense of priorities are all messed up. lol I would rather spend those $$ on buying a new gun or hunting equipment which I can enjoy for years to come rather than have an hour of pure ectasy.

Maybe I should see a shrink about rearranging my priorities. roflmao.

Job well done. Keep up the good work.

BBB

**Big Red50** · 07-28-07 00:13

Well my buddy and I tagged Natalie yesterday. I have to say we shifted our appointment twice on short notice and Natalie was cool about it. I had seconds this time, like I was ever first. DTCBJ then CG bang that was it have not mongered in two weeks, work deadlines, I hate when that happens. My work is drastically interfering with my mongering, perhaps I will retire from work that is. Oh yeah round two DTCBJ mish and doggie, she fucked back so good, I like fuck back, she backed me into the wall that was it Kaboom. I love this girl’s 36DD titties, she has gained a little weight but she is a sex machine.

Stats $$/hr
Looks/body/attitude/service
8/8/10/9

I will also post on CL Doc.

Buddy time again

Big Red

**Smiling Fox** · 07-26-07 23:10

Oh I agree. Neat lady. And what do you do with 6 feet of fine prime woman.
Smiling Fox

**Baldconan1** · 07-26-07 18:21

Gentlemen

Please do not flame, I know the price was high, but as I have said before, I'll trade some $ for security and quality. If I had enough funds, I still wouldn't have enough.

Ok now the report. I have been intrigued for some time by Maxine, who advertises occaisionally in CP as an entertainer and also on Eros. She is over 6 feet barefoot, thin, small, very affectionate and skilled. At $$$.25, she is among the highest I've ever done, but very worth while. Her French skills are amazing, with DT, and everything was clean and tight. DATY was yummy!

Seniors can PM for details, or check TER in a few hours to see the review I posted. If you see her, treat her well.

Looks 9 / Skills 9.5/ Attitude 10 Skills would be 10 if BBJ was offered, however the CBJ was awesome.