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[SnarfTheCat]

Is it too tight?? "Bad knees"? What about the sex was off? Second review saying she unpleasant and I was kinda interested. If you add her Snapchat you'll see her current body. She got a round belly and decent tits (likely bigger in person cause at an angle) but you can Def see the wagon cause she decided to randomly twerk on this fine Friday.

I feel like if someone let her know that she gettin bad reviews she'll switch up and be a bit more pleasant. If not fuck her but low-key need one more person to toftt.

I'm probably not doing anybody any favors, because describing her will make you all want to go despite my warnings, but: her tits were pretty big. Didn't see the Snapchat, but when they were in my face it was a nice session. In fact, I remember thinking when she was in that position: if only you would stop complaining we could both get off.

The complaints that I remember were, in no particular order: "you've touched my hair," "are you done yet? "You're doing too much," "I've got another appointment," "I don't want to give another BJ," and, while we are doing the deed, mind you, "you're leaning over me. " She could have given the one about her knee, but at some point they all bled together. Definitely didn't get the one about being too big for her, which in and of itself is telling: she's a jerk. None of her complaints attempt to be flattering.

On the number of reviews, I think there were 2 before mine, and they both didn't recommend her. Frankly kind of felt foolish after the fact going to someone so poorly and so recently reviewed on this forum, but again: was thinking with the wrong head.

As always, YMMV. If you see her I truly hope your time is better than mine.

[SemiPro666]

Does anyone have a recommendations for a provider around the north of Baltimore. Towson to white marsh? I'd love to try and find something regular nearby when I don't have the time to go any farther.

[SnarfTheCat]

That's a shame, I've been eying Susan for a while. Much like yourself I like those MILF bods, and she was fitting the bill for sure in her photos.

Knowing what I know now about her, if I were to do it again I'd withhold the money till your time is done, and tell her in advance that you're not giving the donation till the end because she rushes and has a terrible attitude once money is in hand. I might offer her more for a legit session, or just pay expecting that it's going to be a ss. Hard to know if she turns and burns folks because she can, or because she doesn't get called out for it more. Her comms are so good, maybe she would be responsive to somebody who lays down clear ground rules. Or maybe she's just a scam artist and all of this is more trouble than it's worth.

I'm curious to see how that turns out, so if you do visit her let me know. Ditto for any milfy providers in the area.

[Okorov05]

I met her last night and don't think she is worth all the hype on the forum, someone probably trying to help her out. She wears the baggy pants and shirt for a reason and it is because she is about 30-50 pounds heavier than her pictures. She also smokes when you are in the room, almost got herself burnt last night because she was soo high she did not know she was falling asleep with the cig in her hands. She was asleep through the deed, I almost took my donation after the deed because she had it on the bed but I don't think its worth having that on my conscience.

[Poppy44]

Is it too tight?? "Bad knees"? What about the sex was off? Second review saying she unpleasant and I was kinda interested. If you add her Snapchat you'll see her current body. She got a round belly and decent tits (likely bigger in person cause at an angle) but you can Def see the wagon cause she decided to randomly twerk on this fine Friday.

I feel like if someone let her know that she gettin bad reviews she'll switch up and be a bit more pleasant. If not fuck her but low-key need one more person to toftt.

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Jewlz was on my list for awhile-the older photos of her show massive tits and previous reports suggested that between her and Karmen, who she frequently rooms with, Jewlz is the get. Anyway, comms are initially good-I message her, she responds promptly, and we set up a meet for 30 minutes from then. I tell her I'm on my way, and she acknowledges. You can see where we're going from here-the typical service provider shuffle of no response when I'm on site, followed by a series of excuses like "my phone isn't working" or "I have to pay my rent" or "I fell asleep. " I threaten to leave the area if she doesn't respond, and ultimately start driving away when she messages back to say she's available now and gives the room number.

In all likelihood, it was the obvious stuff that kept her: either one of you fine gentlemen or her habit. Either way, it's my turn eventually and so I walk into her room and start the dream. She's seen better days, and the tits which drew me to her are sort of saggy, but I like a white MILF, so it's up my alley. She changes into an outfit while we're talking, and truth be told, I appreciate the effort. The outfit shows off her tits, and the miniskirt gives me easy access to her. She gives a fairly good bbj, not outstanding but solid, and we get into it. I take her in mish, then doggy, then have her ride, and she's taking dirty all the while. I play around with her brown eye, and I think there's more there, but don't ask for extras. Eventually I blow in the bag and finish up. She offers to clean me up and makes small talk before I go.

All told, a solid B; but for the comms issues, would have been a little higher. The sex was very much by the numbers, and she seemed not particularly interested in extras, but the bbj was solid and the box was nice and wet. Mostly though, she was game. Damage was $. 5. Would likely repeat.

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The same day, I made arrangements with Susan Lust. Unlike Jewlz, she was consistently great on comms. She responded immediately, and when I said I had time in the afternoon she was like: that's fine. When I followed up in the afternoon to tell her I was on the way, she again responded promptly. When I showed up, she immediately gave me the room number.

Susan lists her age at 30; the comments on LC suggest she's older. I really can't tell, although she struck me as solidly middle age. That's a turn on for me, but it may not be for you. You will likely not be shocked to find that the pictures are not representative. Wouldn't call it a catfish-it's the same person, but the pictures suggest a young curvy bbw, and what you'll get is the 48 year old version of the same. That's my jam, but may not be yours.

Her ad says. 8 for hhr, which is a great rate and should have set off alarm bells. It didn't, because I wasn't thinking with my right head. Anyway, she's to my eyes ddf, although with a bit of an attitude when I get in the room. The room is mostly clean, although she's vaping when I walk in.

The dream begins with a CBJ, which is the high point of the encounter. Honestly, if you want a decent CBJ and don't mind the incredible awe inspiring attitude which follows, you could do a lot worse. It's not as long as I'd like, but she deep throats which is nice. We start in doggy, and she starts complaining about it almost immediately. I try to focus on her fat ass and not her talking, although that is a challenge. After a minute of her doing that, she asks me for daty. I oblige, and she cums. You would think that would change her attitude, but not so much. I take her in mission, which isn't really working, and have her ride and play with her reasonably large tits.

She complains about that too, so I go back to doggy, hoping to focus on her ass and not her complaining. After a minute, with her clearly not into it, we both stop. She's like: it's time. In truth, it might have been 10 minutes into a 30 minute session. I know that's the case, but she is so unpleasant I don't ask for part of my money back or for her to make it up somehow. I just want to go. She is largely uncommunicative as I gather my stuff.

So: the search for a regular continues. It definitely isn't her. I wouldn't recommend Susan to anyone, and obviously won't repeat.

[HeyShooter]

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I have been using this site and another for a year and had amazing dreams. Even have gotten a few personal numbers from the ladies to avoid there "tax" to mamasan. In my dreams I dream for the full hour and most of the times 2 dreams in the hour and entrance to all areas.

Nice, thanks for the feedback.

[CoolSummers]

At ShootAndRoll Brianna looked amazing when she had family support. One of my most memorable sessions with her was at the Motel 6 in Odenton. She laid on her back and I went balls deep in that kitty. At this time she was still at a good weight and her tits were quite large. I loved seeing them in motion. I withdrew my dong from her kitty and got it acquainted with her tits. I squatted over her for the tit thrusting action. That was fun, but not as fun moving my wang northward to her mouth. She sucked it surprisingly well in that position. Then down the hatch went my offspring. I don't know if you consider that freaky, but I enjoyed myself. I'm assuming you and a friend of yours DP'd Bri. If so, is there a video of this activity?

A good while ago, I made an attempt to see her but when I got to the spot, that place had my spidey senses going haywire. I observed at a distance and told her I was parked but no response, waited like 15 minutes and decided to bail. A lot of unsavory characters all over the place who for some reason wouldn't mind their business. I had been to some rough spots before but this one had me on edge. She texts me like 30 minutes later saying she had fallen asleep asking me to come back but I had seen enough and was done.

Odd too since she had so many positive reviews and reviews in general. Bad timing and undesirable circumstances.

[HeyShooter]

Tried responding but inboxes are full so please clear them, in particular Daedelus and Heyshooter.

It is done. Thanks.

[CoolSummers]

Tried responding but inboxes are full so please clear them, in particular Daedelus and Heyshooter.

[DontBanMe]

https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/maryland/baltimore/167572000[/URL]

Jewlz was on my list for awhile-the older photos of her show massive tits and previous reports suggested that between her and Karmen, who she frequently rooms with, Jewlz is the get. Anyway, comms are initially good-I message her, she responds promptly, and we set up a meet for 30 minutes from then. I tell her I'm on my way, and she acknowledges. You can see where we're going from here-the typical service provider shuffle of no response when I'm on site, followed by a series of excuses like "my phone isn't working" or "I have to pay my rent" or "I fell asleep. " I threaten to leave the area if she doesn't respond, and ultimately start driving away when she messages back to say she's available now and gives the room number.

In all likelihood, it was the obvious stuff that kept her: either one of you fine gentlemen or her habit. Either way, it's my turn eventually and so I walk into her room and start the dream. She's seen better days, and the tits which drew me to her are sort of saggy, but I like a white MILF, so it's up my alley. She changes into an outfit while we're talking, and truth be told, I appreciate the effort. The outfit shows off her tits, and the miniskirt gives me easy access to her. She gives a fairly good bbj, not outstanding but solid, and we get into it. I take her in mish, then doggy, then have her ride, and she's taking dirty all the while. I play around with her brown eye, and I think there's more there, but don't ask for extras. Eventually I blow in the bag and finish up. She offers to clean me up and makes small talk before I go.

All told, a solid B; but for the comms issues, would have been a little higher. The sex was very much by the numbers, and she seemed not particularly interested in extras, but the bbj was solid and the box was nice and wet. Mostly though, she was game. Damage was $. 5. Would likely repeat.

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The same day, I made arrangements with Susan Lust. Unlike Jewlz, she was consistently great on comms. She responded immediately, and when I said I had time in the afternoon she was like: that's fine. When I followed up in the afternoon to tell her I was on the way, she again responded promptly. When I showed up, she immediately gave me the room number.

Susan lists her age at 30; the comments on LC suggest she's older. I really can't tell, although she struck me as solidly middle age. That's a turn on for me, but it may not be for you. You will likely not be shocked to find that the pictures are not representative. Wouldn't call it a catfish-it's the same person, but the pictures suggest a young curvy bbw, and what you'll get is the 48 year old version of the same. That's my jam, but may not be yours.

Her ad says. 8 for hhr, which is a great rate and should have set off alarm bells. It didn't, because I wasn't thinking with my right head. Anyway, she's to my eyes ddf, although with a bit of an attitude when I get in the room. The room is mostly clean, although she's vaping when I walk in.

The dream begins with a CBJ, which is the high point of the encounter.

That's a shame, I've been eying Susan for a while. Much like yourself I like those MILF bods, and she was fitting the bill for sure in her photos.

[SpankyNoSpank]

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One of my early morning dreams consisted of Mimi. Communication with simple and pretty responsive. I guess because she was not busy. She feel like a lot of people play games. But I showed her that I was going to come see her. I get the address to a classic Pulaski notel. Same old story. After I arrive I get the room number and go to the door. I am greeted by the girl in the photos bucket naked. She looks just like the pictures with a business like attitude but friendly enough to make things happen. You can tell she is very hygienic.

As there was zero smells in the room. I did not have any covers with me. So I opted for the bbj. As nice and phat as her ass look I wish I had a cover. The bbjcim was above average 7/10. After we were done, we exchange pleasantries then she went back to the sink for more toothpaste and mouthwash. My kinda gal.

Mic work 7/10.

Attitude 8/10.

Body 7/10.

Will repeat.

Spanky.

[SnarfTheCat]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...more/167572000

Jewlz was on my list for awhile-the older photos of her show massive tits and previous reports suggested that between her and Karmen, who she frequently rooms with, Jewlz is the get. Anyway, comms are initially good-I message her, she responds promptly, and we set up a meet for 30 minutes from then. I tell her I'm on my way, and she acknowledges. You can see where we're going from here-the typical service provider shuffle of no response when I'm on site, followed by a series of excuses like "my phone isn't working" or "I have to pay my rent" or "I fell asleep. " I threaten to leave the area if she doesn't respond, and ultimately start driving away when she messages back to say she's available now and gives the room number.

In all likelihood, it was the obvious stuff that kept her: either one of you fine gentlemen or her habit. Either way, it's my turn eventually and so I walk into her room and start the dream. She's seen better days, and the tits which drew me to her are sort of saggy, but I like a white MILF, so it's up my alley. She changes into an outfit while we're talking, and truth be told, I appreciate the effort. The outfit shows off her tits, and the miniskirt gives me easy access to her. She gives a fairly good bbj, not outstanding but solid, and we get into it. I take her in mish, then doggy, then have her ride, and she's taking dirty all the while. I play around with her brown eye, and I think there's more there, but don't ask for extras. Eventually I blow in the bag and finish up. She offers to clean me up and makes small talk before I go.

All told, a solid B; but for the comms issues, would have been a little higher. The sex was very much by the numbers, and she seemed not particularly interested in extras, but the bbj was solid and the box was nice and wet. Mostly though, she was game. Damage was $. 5. Would likely repeat.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...more/167598039

The same day, I made arrangements with Susan Lust. Unlike Jewlz, she was consistently great on comms. She responded immediately, and when I said I had time in the afternoon she was like: that's fine. When I followed up in the afternoon to tell her I was on the way, she again responded promptly. When I showed up, she immediately gave me the room number.

Susan lists her age at 30; the comments on LC suggest she's older. I really can't tell, although she struck me as solidly middle age. That's a turn on for me, but it may not be for you. You will likely not be shocked to find that the pictures are not representative. Wouldn't call it a catfish-it's the same person, but the pictures suggest a young curvy bbw, and what you'll get is the 48 year old version of the same. That's my jam, but may not be yours.

Her ad says. 8 for hhr, which is a great rate and should have set off alarm bells. It didn't, because I wasn't thinking with my right head. Anyway, she's to my eyes ddf, although with a bit of an attitude when I get in the room. The room is mostly clean, although she's vaping when I walk in.

The dream begins with a CBJ, which is the high point of the encounter. Honestly, if you want a decent CBJ and don't mind the incredible awe inspiring attitude which follows, you could do a lot worse. It's not as long as I'd like, but she deep throats which is nice. We start in doggy, and she starts complaining about it almost immediately. I try to focus on her fat ass and not her talking, although that is a challenge. After a minute of her doing that, she asks me for daty. I oblige, and she cums. You would think that would change her attitude, but not so much. I take her in mission, which isn't really working, and have her ride and play with her reasonably large tits.

She complains about that too, so I go back to doggy, hoping to focus on her ass and not her complaining. After a minute, with her clearly not into it, we both stop. She's like: it's time. In truth, it might have been 10 minutes into a 30 minute session. I know that's the case, but she is so unpleasant I don't ask for part of my money back or for her to make it up somehow. I just want to go. She is largely uncommunicative as I gather my stuff.

So: the search for a regular continues. It definitely isn't her. I wouldn't recommend Susan to anyone, and obviously won't repeat.

[Hugh Jardon]

I had a dream about a southern smurfette. She had good comms the entire time. Made my way to a bwi incall where I was greeted by a pawgish southern accented female. After a hh was agreed upon I was hoping for the no rush as I read about. After I got comfy there was some nice covered mix word for the 1st 2 minutes then the rush started. A minute later she flipped into k9 and said come on here. I said hell I never thought I would be banging smurfette k9 so I matched the Rush tone and went to pound town. With blue hair flapping and a silly grin on my face I blew in the bag and left out.

She is real.

She is thick.

Mic work 6/10.

Main event 7/10 good grip.

Won't repeat.

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I had pretty much the same kind of experience with her this week. She's in her 40's but looks younger. Service ok. Not on drugs which is nice. Recommend? Sure in a pinch. Repeat? No.

[HeyShooter]

Contacted UTR Jay\Kitty yesterday morning. She had some dumb-ass typical provider drama going on. The people at Tim's were giving her a hard time telling her that if she had another guy going in and out, they would kick her out. Needless to say, this was my first time attempting to see Jay, and I was already on my way there so I offered to pick her up and take her to another No-tell of her choice where she could conduct business for the day without harassment. She obliged and I met her at the RoFo down the street along with her sack of belongings, and took her up the road to another No-tell. It was a Tip Top establishment. During our 6 minute journey up the road, I was quite turned off. I mean she looks like a guy, talks like a guy, walks like a guy, acts like a guy, dresses like a guy, there's literally nothing feminine about this person. Totally killed my mood. But being the decent guy I am, I still offered to take her to the new motel so she could make a living today. Dropped her off and let her get checked in and showered with intent to come back. No smile, no thank you, no nothing.

I went to get something to eat as it was just passed noon. As I'm at Subway eating, I'm trying to get back in the mood and just can't do it, so I start looking at other provider ads and posts, remembering past encounters to get me back on track. Well, it worked but my focus then changed to Halestorm who was my backup, incase this one fell through. Turns out Halestorm was just across the street on the Terrace and her coms were nice and sweet and sexy and she woke jr. up a little. So I walked over and had a dream of her. Amazing BBBJ with lots of extras including sloppy toppy, HJ, dirty talk, DT, Face F_ck, ball s_ck, CIM and COF. I mean when it comes to a BJ, Halestorm comes through with flying colors. She was into it. She was just a bit too tiny for the big man to fit comfortably in the kitty. The BJ totally made up for it though and she offered a discount because of the inconvenience. Make no mistake, it's obvious the lifestyle and medication are showing a bit. She's definitely a scatterbrain like others have mentioned and her comms are not so good. Kept having to call her several times until she answered, instead of waiting for her to reply to texts. https://www.theeroticreview.com/revi...3036193-388202.

As for UTR Jay, BTW she said she would rather go by "Kitty" in this business, there's literally no way I even want to be with this person in a sexual way. Completely turned off. Not judging any of you on here. I know your encounters and circumstances were different. You saw her briefly before she disrobed and you could keep your horn vibe going. My encounter was too long with clothes on and too much chit chat to overcome the dude vibe. Too butch for me to continue. Sorry, I'm sure if circumstances were different, I may have been able to do the deed and have fun but just couldn't go through with it. Wrong place, wrong time. She texted when she was ready and I told her I had got called into work. Earlier she had mentioned that she had tons of guys contacting her already that morning so I'm still under the impression that I was helping her out but she didn't see it that way and gave me some shit for not coming back. I do feel sorry for that but I'm sure as the day went on, she made some cash.

Shooter out!!

[MrChips11]

Just wanted to share with y'all an amazing dream I had with an Asian Agency chick around BWI yesterday. It was one of my best dreams in a long time. As you know, the posted pics are always Asian models so it's expected that the girl you get is not the same as the pics. Getting that out of the way. I have dreams about these ladies every now and then when I get the itch for the far east and usually the lady is half way decent lately and provides a decent service once you establish (through translator app) that you don't want her to rush you. Also, I've noticed when you go for the hour, they are much more laid back and accommodating than the half. Anyhoo, I wanted to share this dream with you because this one, although was a little on the fluffy side, she was very cute, late 20's early 30's and she took the D balls deep in every position. I mean during my dream I pounded that hole to oblivion for a good 30 minutes after an amazing 10 minutes BBJ, and she kept getting loser and wetter. It was a nice unexpected surprise. Afterwards I asked if it hurt and apologized and she rubbed my back and said she loved it and wanted me to come back again. They've always let me know if it hurts and I go more gentle as I don't want to cause any pain to anyone. When you can see it hurts them, it makes me go soft.

If you usually have the same issues I have with Asians (and other smaller built ladies) go and see her before she leaves. I don't know when that is but they usually rotate these ladies often.

I tried searching for the Baltimore link but could only find the Atlanta one but it's the same number. Totally enjoyed this one and will probably repeat today again.

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Shooter.

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I have been using this site and another for a year and had amazing dreams. Even have gotten a few personal numbers from the ladies to avoid there "tax" to mamasan. In my dreams I dream for the full hour and most of the times 2 dreams in the hour and entrance to all areas.