Strip Club Reports

[Smiling Fox]

Well if you remember back a while ago, we had a RT to the goddess, cause my heart throb, Annalisa, was supposed to be working there. She has since moved over to the Milstream.

She is tall, and lean, and amazing looking. Ah but for those that don't remember the short story.

A while back I posted, got a response from a young lady wanted to get together for some fun. But first we had to meet in public. Sure. Columbia, set time and date. On the way there she changed the location, Cool, smart lady.

Well it was a coffee shop in columbia. I was there, and saw her walking across the parking lot. So did ever guy within a 100yards. She was a tall bruenette, with high heels, the tightest shortes skirt you could imagine, and a very revealing top. Now this is a public meeting.

We meet sit down and have a cup of coffee to discuss the arrangement. The table is a glass top. This girl knows what she is doing. She sits across from me and speads her legs apart, to reveal, you got it, on of the prettiest pussies I have seen. And I am supposed to negotiate a visit with her. LOL.

Well the upshot is she wanted too much. Understandably. And then she backed out, when we came to an amount.

Saw her once or twice at Milstream, It was one of the funniest experiences I have had. And if she ever wanted to hook up again, I would jump at it. Oh but not at that price.

Na, my price.

Any way if you see her at Millstream, Give her a kiss from me, Smiling Fox. LOL.

Smiling Fox

[Aacountyman]

Dropped by yesterday afternoon/evening for a beer after playing some golf. Talk about wall to wall snapper! 18 girls working the floor, and every one was a 9+. Was there early so it got a little spendy dropping a buck every time one walked by the bar, but the eye candy was well worth it. Love the Millstream girls. With few exceptions they are smart, pretty and can make good conversation. Sooner get free food in a Chinese restaurant than get any action in the club, but what the hell. Spring for a couple drinks, and you never know...

A Millstream dancer used to advertise in the City Paper.

Massage and FS could be had.

[Enor Muscock]

Dropped by yesterday afternoon/evening for a beer after playing some golf. Talk about wall to wall snapper! 18 girls working the floor, and every one was a 9+. Was there early so it got a little spendy dropping a buck every time one walked by the bar, but the eye candy was well worth it. Love the Millstream girls. With few exceptions they are smart, pretty and can make good conversation. Sooner get free food in a Chinese restaurant than get any action in the club, but what the hell. Spring for a couple drinks, and you never know...

[Bad Bad Boy]

the city liquor board penalized three strip clubs on the block for **** drinking and indefinitely suspended the license of a west baltimore liquor store for repeatedly selling alcohol to minors.

mouse trap ii, at 406 e. baltimore st., and plaza saloon, at 404 e. baltimore st., were both fined $3,000, while circus bar, at 427 e. baltimore st., was fined $500. liquor board commissioners also ordered the owner of wonderland discount liquors, in the 2000 block of pennsylvania ave., to sell its liquor license within six months.

the fines at mouse trap and plaza saloon were the maximum allowed, and commissioners cautioned owners that they face suspensions if they come before the board again.

mouse trap was hit with an additional $500 fine for prostitution feb. 26 after a dancer propositioned an undercover police detective, according to testimony during the hearing. the dancer offered to take the detective into a vip room for $250 and have sex, according to testimony.

the article recently appeared in the sun.

bbb

[SirDrDunk]

A brief report. I went to the Flamingo Friday, after work where I met Sandy, age about 40, but killer body, formerly of the Mousetrap II. She says Lou has walked away from the Mousetrap II and that all of the girls from the Mousetrap II are now working at the Flamingo. This may explain why I saw about 8 attractive woman dancing, while sitting with Marcy at the bar, age about 25, an attractive blond with long hair and a slim body. For a related report on the ownership of the Mousetrap II, see Balitimonger's report under the General Reports section.

Did this girl Sandy have some tat's and a nice fake rack? because if that was her look up one of my past strip club reports you I'm quite sure you might be inclined to take another trip to the Flamingo.

[Bullmarket2]

A brief report. I went to the Flamingo Friday, after work where I met Sandy, age about 40, but killer body, formerly of the Mousetrap II. She says Lou has walked away from the Mousetrap II and that all of the girls from the Mousetrap II are now working at the Flamingo. This may explain why I saw about 8 attractive woman dancing, while sitting with Marcy at the bar, age about 25, an attractive blond with long hair and a slim body. For a related report on the ownership of the Mousetrap II, see Balitimonger's report under the General Reports section.

[Slamdoor]

Have a beer, have a chuckle, pay a buck to the nice Russian ladies.

After leaving, I had started to wonder why anyone would want to visit that club, this at least makes sense. If TCR were around the corner from me I could imagine dropping in from time to time for exactly the reason above. But since it's across town that's not likely.

[Feldman]

Slamdoor, that was a perfect description of TCR!

[Smiling Fox]

Look, if your out for a lap dance, (although I can't figure out why anyone wants a lap dance) or to score, the Crazy Russian is NOT the place to be. But for the sheer Kink of going in and watching 2 girls in cowboy suits dance to some off the wall cowboy music is so over the top, and wierd, and strange, and just flat out kinky, you just have to see it.

When ever I am out late, and that is rare, and I am in the neighborhood, I ALWAYS stop in to say Hi. Last time they did a pirate theme. OMFG I thought I would fall off my chair.

Besides perhaps one of you guys will strike gold. We all have been trying to hit the Russian girls, maybe one of them can help direct our poor souls into that world. I would love, let me repeat love to tap the Russian market. And no I don't mean going to total body.

The world is sometimes so disgusting, we see so much of it out there. The Crazy Russian is like a comedy central of strip bars. Have a beer, have a chuckle, pay a buck to the nice Russian ladies. Then go down the street and pick up some skank SW and have fun. LOL.

Where is your humor man?

Smiling Fox

[Horsetrader]

I visited The Crazy Russian recently....Crazy Russian is not someplace that I'd recommend and would not see myself going back there....

Good first report, it pretty much slams the door closed for me ever visiting that place.

Horsetrader

[Slamdoor]

I visited The Crazy Russian recently. I've made it my goal to visit every Baltimore strip club before the end of the summer. Of the nearly thirty clubs, I can say that I've been to about half of those in my life. But Crazy Russian is one that I've never been to before and my first club visit of the summer. This is a topless/pastie club on US-40, just outside the city limits. For a Friday night, they weren't very busy and I was one of less than a dozen customers in the place. Very strange place. A stage sits in the center of a large open room. Surrounding the stage is the bar, which is where most every one was sitting. There are a few tables throughout the club and a pool table.

All the dancers (or most of them) are Russian girls. When I was there two were dancing on the stage at a time. They all wore elaborate costumes. Like, two girls came on stage in Pirate costumes and had a sword fight while dancing. Another pair of girls dressed in Latin costumes and danced to Latin music. Another pair and one girl dressed in a sexy bride costume while the other was in a sexy groom costume. For a guy like me, who likes seeing girls dressed in sexy lingerie and outfits, this as a bit of a bonus. But the dancing they did was pretty lame. Just a little shaking and kicking. They didn't fully strip. They were on stage for only two songs. At the end they'd be topless (with pasties covering the nipples) and wearing panties (no thongs, just panties).

After dancing their two songs, the girls would walk around the bar asking each person for a tip. I tipped each a dollar, which was what everybody was tipping. The guy sitting next to me started to complain. 'They only dance two songs and then come around for a tip," he said, "And none of them are any good dancing." I saw his point. Sure, I wasn't spending much, but this was barely a strip club in my opinion.

But, the girls were all cute and as I said I dug the outfits. One dancer did catch my attention more than the others and when she came round for a tip, I tipped her two bucks. Several minutes later she returned and sat next to me. I offered to buy her a drink and we chatted for a while. Julia was a young blonde girl with a thick Russian accent. She wore a black bra and panty set with black stockings and high heals. We chatted about nothing particularly important for a while and then she had to go back up on stage. At that point I finished my beer and was ready to leave.

Crazy Russian is not someplace that I'd recommend and would not see myself going back there. The good things about the club are 1) no cover 2) cheap drinks 3) attractive women but the down sides are no lap dances and no nudity.

[Dr.Monger]

And that's the problem with going to the block before the night shift girls get there. Now, I'm not saying that there's not some girls to find during day shift, because I've had some amazing times with less hassle during off-peak hours, but your chances are definitely slimmer. And some of the girls that work during the day, I have no idea what goes inside that head of theirs to think that they should put some sexy lingerie on that 250 lbs body and try to dance on stage with their tits hanging down to their fat belly. Yeah, real sexy.

It's a shame, their should be more girls that work during Happy Hour, but you have to take what you can get. And that's why I don't really frequent the Block anymore. It's always a crap-shoot. You never know what you're going to get, but you know regardless, you're going to lose money. Hopefully you lose it with a smile on your face.

But, I have to say, it's always an experience.

Keep drinking.

The Block is constantly morphing, and no generalization about it is true. Talent varies from day to night, day to day, and sometimes hour to hour. Most recently I have been lamenting the lack of talent, etc. And then very recently I met a hot young Blockette who knows the game, and was up for adventure, all at the standard rate. She had a great attitude, and is reliable. While she is appropriately cash oriented, she is aware that she is in a customer service industry, and her attitude shows that. I'm not done with her yet, but when I am finished savoring her sweet treats, I will pass her along to trusted friends.

Dr. Monger

[Drunk Again]

I left the block around 8ish, saw new girls entering the club but I called it a day hoping for better luck next time.

Tantric.

And that's the problem with going to the block before the night shift girls get there. Now, I'm not saying that there's not some girls to find during day shift, because I've had some amazing times with less hassle during off-peak hours, but your chances are definitely slimmer. And some of the girls that work during the day, I have no idea what goes inside that head of theirs to think that they should put some sexy lingerie on that 250 lbs body and try to dance on stage with their tits hanging down to their fat belly. Yeah, real sexy.

It's a shame, their should be more girls that work during Happy Hour, but you have to take what you can get. And that's why I don't really frequent the Block anymore. It's always a crap-shoot. You never know what you're going to get, but you know regardless, you're going to lose money. Hopefully you lose it with a smile on your face.

But, I have to say, it's always an experience.

Keep drinking.

[Da Tantric]

Ask the girls themselves.

Thanks for the advise Sleeping Bag! I did and got the name of a hotel that rents room by the hour for a minimum of 4 hrs. I was told that the hotel is within 4 to 6 blocks. Trusting members can PM me for details.

Tantric

[Da Tantric]

Hit the block on Wednesday, was thoroughly disappointed this visit. There were just 4 girls at Flamingo and just one looked appealing. Then went to Red Room, saw Gabby and Scarlet, had a beer, chatted with Rob (the bartender) and left. Stopped at JB (street level). The place was dry. There was just one okay looking girl in Circus so I was out of there in < 5 mins. Next went to Chez J. Where I met Brandy and spent the next 20 minutes with her. Being my last stop for the evening I took her to the VIP room (very uncomfortable setting, I am 6' tall so it was okay, but you'd have to stand on your toes if you were under 5'8" or so). Brandy's service was good, spent.3 on her (totally worth it) plus house fee (total waste).

I left the block around 8ish, saw new girls entering the club but I called it a day hoping for better luck next time.

Tantric.