Strip Club Reports

[Itfcd]

Not my usual place to post, and I never went to the clubs in Baltimore anyway, but has anyone seen a newish face lately? Latina, short, good shape, really cute? Has a tattoo of a dog's face on her upper left arm, a tat of a cat lower on the left arm, and then another tattoo on the right wrist area? Got the impression from meeting her elsewhere that she might dance in the area now. Thanks.

[Bdls73]

Just wondering if anybody has been able to get any mileage from Jamie the little blonde bartender / dancer?

B. D.

[PlanesAndButts]

I went to norma jeans last night to see a girl in particular name sunshine. She has a million followers on instagram and is basically a model. I tried to get a lapdance from her cause her ass is super big and I like big butts. She gave me a halfassed lapdance where I basically had to throw alot of ones at her which I'm not really used to. I'm used to just getting a regular lapdance where I pay the bartender directly and then tip the girl after the dance is over. This however the girl barely put her ass on me and just shook it in front of me and that was the so called "lapdance". I found out later on from someone else that I was supposed have way more money for her to put her ass on me which is BS. Like why do I have to spend 300 plus dollars just for her to put her ass on me? I'm never going back there ever again. What a waste of money! Screw that place!

Okay I don't know if you are used to strip clubs but appearance is everything. First thing you need to do is get a hundred 1's. Keep your money in your hand so they know you ain't broke. Next throw like 10 bucks all together at the stage dancer. This alerts the girls that you are spending money. With in minutes a chick should be on you. From there drop 3-4 bucks at a time make sure she knows she's getting paid. You need to do this ever 20 -30 seconds. During the average song spend like 20. They will keep going as long a you spending. They will locate your man and grind on it until you stop paying. Sometimes I have to stop them to get a new one in. Way better than paying 40 a song.

[TheNewestGuy]

I was there in June and had the exact opposite experience. I arrived around 9 pm and they had nine people working. Only one, I think her name was Jesse or Jessica was worth looking at. All the rest were over weight, out of shape and heavily tatted. The one who was attractive was from Virginia and despite asking her to come chat, she went out to her car. I left at 10:30 pm Because the attractions were so awful and the one who was attarctive sat in her car (I saw her as I left) texting on her phone. It was really sad.

I think * has destroyed the talent at clubs.

As much as I like to spend time with escorts. I wanted to switch it up with my Saturday nights and return back to the hobby of going to strip clubs. I decided to do Mcdoogle since Andre Shakti told me she has dance there and is still around. Judging by the people that running this place, I think it's under new management or millenial boys getting into the hobby from within, no judgement here.

When I went there the last time (2017), it was bouncer telling me the pricing, asking I'd and patting me down. Now it's just some dude telling me the 411 and BYOB. I brought in Heineken.

The talent in the bar is SOOOOO much better! These girls were hot, young, full of energy and very nice to me compare to the last time. No old timers, no druggies and not one BBW in site, impressive! I'm not sure if I'm getting old or it was management treating the girls better but, some of these girls are nice enough to chat with you depending on who you are. I guess because I've been in this hobby for quite some time, SW trust me even more than when I was young.

Dances is still $40/ song, this dancer name ally who was one of the 3 girls I was chatting offered for $30 but I was so occupied with talking to people at that bar.

I'm going to Mcdoogles again next month. The staff and dancer were really nice to me last night.

[ShadowBK]

According to a recent review at TUSCL the Hustler Club has transformed into a "urban"(as in black) strip club. Most of the customers and dancers are AA now.

[Duuuuuuude]

One other thing, I've noticed in here, there is alot of negative reviews regarding Mill Streams. I talked to two dancers that use to dance over there and told me that mill stream is terrible in a management level. If I have time, I might go to mill streams next week just to see how bad it is. That's all I have!

Usually the only ones that complain about the MS mgmt. Are the girls who get bounced for not showing up for work on time (or at all). They are pretty strict on that.

I've gone there for more years than I care to count. LOL.

[Steverino1968]

Yes, went recently. Dances were CAD $10 topless and CAD $15 bottomless which is USD 7. 76 and 11.64 respectively. I guess you can find $30 if you want, but that's not the point. Difficulties of the border crossing are greatly exaggerated.

Pre-COVID, I never had a problem at the border.

[CanaPunter]

That's correct (although it's more like $20-30 there), but are you going to travel to Canada? I've tried it a few times and it's extremely difficult.

Yes, went recently. Dances were CAD $10 topless and CAD $15 bottomless which is USD 7. 76 and 11.64 respectively. I guess you can find $30 if you want, but that's not the point. Difficulties of the border crossing are greatly exaggerated.

[GregIsLong]

I was at fells point just to go bar hopping but to drive into a bar full of trust-fund kids who are of drinking age, just can't do it! Plus I'm not sure if it was the weather or it was me but I was sweating like I was in Miami. I didn't want to go to Ritz because of things that were mention on here and this one Google review that said that it drugs their patrons. So I took the risk; while I was at this club, I've made sure to keep a close eye on my drink no matter what.

Cover was $15, went to the bar and the domestic beers were $8. The club has a lower and upper deck which is the VIP section. Place is like a smaller version of Larry flints hustlers; it's still a tourist trap obviously.

As for the talent, everyone but one dancer was pretty good looking. No fatties or druggies. The system is a bit weird because it's like for every song, the dancers has to switch around. Plus none of them approached me, when I tired to get a dance, it was $40 per song. I forgot the other prices regarding VIP but I recalled there is a VIP room with no cameras, take that as you will.

Overall, Ritz is okay for a tourist trap, but there are other clubs that are better than Ritz.

One other thing, I've noticed in here, there is alot of negative reviews regarding Mill Streams. I talked to two dancers that use to dance over there and told me that mill stream is terrible in a management level. If I have time, I might go to mill streams next week just to see how bad it is. That's all I have!

[Visitor1980]

Just to clarify my post: Penthouse is open Mon. -Fri. Starting at noon, but Sat. / Sun. It opens at 7 pm.

What kind of mileage can you get at nightshift.

I haven't tried lap dances there yet. I believe they have a similar $160-200 15-min. VIP option, that's what I've been told, but haven't tried it.

[ShadowBK]

Thanks for answering. What's the lap dance area like for McDoogles?

That's correct (although it's more like $20-30 there), but are you going to travel to Canada? I've tried it a few times and it's extremely difficult. The plane tickets, accommodations, and the rest (incl. Very unpleasant border control if you're a male traveling alone, and don't have family or business in Canada -- you'll have to explain who you are and why you're travelling) is almost insurmountable. Canadian strip clubs (and massage parlors) are amazing, and those of us in the US are unlucky because we don't have their liberal sexual culture. I've had an amazing time in Canadian strip clubs. It used to be that here in the US full-contact lap dances were completely unavailable at regular strip clubs, but lately they are available for $160, e. G. At Penthouse. Absurdly expensive, yes, but there's at least some equivalent now -- I'm talking about semi-passable women at semi-decent places like Penthouse or Nightshift (not the ghetto Block). For that level of women, you're right, in Canada it's $20 full-contact, whereas here in the US this used to be completely unavailable, and is now available for ~160.

I used to frequent local MPs rather than strip clubs in the 2000s, because in those days full physical contact with attractive/mainstream white women was available at MPs and prohibited in US strip clubs. Nowadays, MPs don't have attractive white women anymore, but local strip clubs have begun offering mildly equivalent full-contact dances (obviously without the HJ) for ~$160 which is expensive but... if you care about quality, having that locally is a good replacement for MPs.

Funny you mentioned Canada because my first strip club experiences with LDs was at Montreal in 2008. I agree that Canada (at least for Toronto and Montreal) has a better message parlor scene than those in Baltimore and many parts of the USA, especially if you want non-Asian women. I never had problems entering Canada as a single male last time I visited back in 2016.

[BabyRuth]

I checked out Penthouse last month. It's conveniently located in downtown Baltimore, in an OK area (not the block). One good thing about it is that it's open in the daytime Mo-Fr starting at noon (I don't like late-night visits). Full-contact, tit-sucking VIP lap dances are available for $160 for 15 min. and are expensive but good (a novelty in "mainstream" US strip clubs). The girls are white and black. The white girls are very young and somewhat plain, not necessarily bad-looking but not sexy strippers in the traditional sense; they're more of the "girl next door" type. Some elegance is lacking in their attire and grooming, which I found surprising, and different from my strip club experiences in the 2000's when strippers used to be sexier. Maybe they're just too young here. They never have enough girls for the number of guys present, and the hottest 1-2 options are always occupied or in "cliques," so it's hard to get them, even if you're willing to shell out a lot of money. I found NightShift to be better in terms of the sexiness of the women. But NightShift only opens at 8 pm and there's no one there till 10 pm which I don't like.

What kind of mileage can you get at nightshift.

[Visitor1980]

I checked out Penthouse last month. It's conveniently located in downtown Baltimore, in an OK area (not the block). One good thing about it is that it's open in the daytime Mo-Fr starting at noon (I don't like late-night visits). Full-contact, tit-sucking VIP lap dances are available for $160 for 15 min. and are expensive but good (a novelty in "mainstream" US strip clubs). The girls are white and black. The white girls are very young and somewhat plain, not necessarily bad-looking but not sexy strippers in the traditional sense; they're more of the "girl next door" type. Some elegance is lacking in their attire and grooming, which I found surprising, and different from my strip club experiences in the 2000's when strippers used to be sexier. Maybe they're just too young here. They never have enough girls for the number of guys present, and the hottest 1-2 options are always occupied or in "cliques," so it's hard to get them, even if you're willing to shell out a lot of money. I found NightShift to be better in terms of the sexiness of the women. But NightShift only opens at 8 pm and there's no one there till 10 pm which I don't like.

[Visitor1980]

What are you getting for $40? Better be something special because LDs with tit suck are $8-12 per song just across the northern border.

That's correct (although it's more like $20-30 there), but are you going to travel to Canada? I've tried it a few times and it's extremely difficult. The plane tickets, accommodations, and the rest (incl. Very unpleasant border control if you're a male traveling alone, and don't have family or business in Canada -- you'll have to explain who you are and why you're travelling) is almost insurmountable. Canadian strip clubs (and massage parlors) are amazing, and those of us in the US are unlucky because we don't have their liberal sexual culture. I've had an amazing time in Canadian strip clubs. It used to be that here in the US full-contact lap dances were completely unavailable at regular strip clubs, but lately they are available for $160, e. G. At Penthouse. Absurdly expensive, yes, but there's at least some equivalent now -- I'm talking about semi-passable women at semi-decent places like Penthouse or Nightshift (not the ghetto Block). For that level of women, you're right, in Canada it's $20 full-contact, whereas here in the US this used to be completely unavailable, and is now available for ~160.

I used to frequent local MPs rather than strip clubs in the 2000s, because in those days full physical contact with attractive/mainstream white women was available at MPs and prohibited in US strip clubs. Nowadays, MPs don't have attractive white women anymore, but local strip clubs have begun offering mildly equivalent full-contact dances (obviously without the HJ) for ~$160 which is expensive but... if you care about quality, having that locally is a good replacement for MPs.

[CanaPunter]

Dances is still $40/ song..

What are you getting for $40? Better be something special because LDs with tit suck are $8-12 per song just across the northern border.