Strip Club Reports

[Jakker]

I was in Baltimore this weekend and decided to visit The Block for the 2nd time ever (the first was years ago to see pornstar Cherokee D'Ass perform).

I made my trip around 8 PM. My first stop was Hustler. $8 cover charge that included a wristband for re-entry. As far as patrons, it was pretty empty but a lot of pretty dancers walked around. A busty girl on stage caught my eye. Her name's Unique. We made small talk that eventually led to me agreeing to a 5-for-$85 in the VIP. Unique gave a very enthusiastic lap dance, however I noticed she wasn't very "hands-on" and grabby with certain areas. After it was over I bought a drink and watched a more stage dances. A couple of other dancers sat with me but I declined any more VIP. Hustler offers either a 2-for-$40 or 5-for-$85. After a while I left to see what else was on The Block.

Next was Norma Jeans. No cover charge. It wasn't crowded either. Most of the guys I saw were playing pool. There was one girl on stage. I sat at the bar but wasn't feelin' it. It was probably too early in the evening. I tipped one stripper who twerked on my back to get my attention. I didn't stay long.

My last stop was Red Room. Again, no cover charge. I made contact with a busty black dancer who was on stage and she made her way over to me. Her name's Ariana. We were making small talk and she seemed real friendly. She explained the two VIP sections: one for dances, one for "extra" entertainment. Damn at the Baltimore prices! If I remember correctly: A VIP dance for 30 min would be $110 to the club plus any tip for the dancer. A VIP "extras" room would be $185 for the club and $150 for the dancer. I declined both. Ariana asked me to buy her a drink for $25. I've RTFF so I expected it but I still don't understand Baltimore's SC culture of buying drinks. Apparently that's all it took for her to get closer and hug and rub all over me. I wasn't sure how far my drink was supposed to take things but it led to me agreeing to the 30-min $110 VIP dance. Big mistake. The VIP dance was sectioned off by a beaded curtain. Ariana gave one of the laziest lap dances ever. She spent most of the time trying to convince me it wasn't too late to go in the next room. She was willing to work with me as long as she got over $100. I couldn't do it. For all of this money I could get a GFE provider in a hotel. I'm not sure we went a full 30-min but I was glad the dance was over. I tipped her. 6. Lesson learned.

Afterwards I left The Block. I had done enough damage to my wallet.

So I thought I comment.

Hustler is a waste of time, girls will tease you and take your money. 85 for lap dances, wow. When you go to other places on the block, redroom club pussyycat, etc. What is best to do is make small talk, tip for stage dances when the girl is done and she is making her rounds. Girls will come by to talk. Talk until you are asked to buy a drink, but don't buy a drink for the girl. This is just another way they make money from you, and this is not needed.

Ask the girl about VIP room, some have private rooms with a sofa, ask price, does it include all? Club will try to get 110. But I have gotten VIP room with price to club being 65, when they are slow, 65 better then nothing. Negotiate, tell the girl you only have xxx amount of money, so the club needs to lower price. Tell the girl you rather give her the money instead of this going to the club, sometimes girl will provide takeout, however that has risk, such as you can be set up and robbed. Just know, price you are quoted, can be negotiated, say, you only have 150, or 130, but want VIP. Some girls will make this happen, some will just say get more money and return. I don't think it is worth paying more money for 30 minutes when you can go to hotel and see a BP girl for less money. Last thing, some strippers in daylight, don't look as beautiful and are older then you thought, BP girls have reviews whereas most strippers you just hope for the best.

[Jim1542]

A pretty good show all in all. Rob was his typical whiny self, begging the girls to work the customers better (read, make him money). Two of the dancers were into each other and would dance together when it was one of their turns. They were actually 69 ing on stage and made for good viewing. Nikki looked good and I had a drink with her blonde friend. The dancer who actually caught my eye was a very pretty brunette with a large tattoo on her lower back and side. REALLY good dancer and a cute figure. She wore bright pink stripper shoes, so if anyone has a name or information, I would appreciate it.

Thanks in advance. Stay safe and have fun.

Jim.

[Yoyo1234]

Anyone visit her can confirm its her?

Took one for the team but I was slick! Nowhere near girl in pic. I was expecting Mandy and got a too skinny woman who looked like she's been picking at her face. I said I left my wallet in car and didn't look back. And then she texted me asking why I didn't go back. Really? She went by name Amber.

[Feldman]

I'm being told that Haven may close their doors for good. I do not have a date but I heard it from Kathy (Butch hair, fake breast). Something about the owner giving up on the business. I was trying to go there because its the safest place to "Get it in" with one of the strippers. I don't know who to talk to so I can get "intimate" with one of the strippers. So far Lolipop and some plus-size chick has been confirmed as "For sale".

Please help me!

This doesn't surprise me. The owner (I will keep his name private) has been having health problems. While he was out his wife dropped by the bar and caught a dancer and customer during a "VIP session" in the basement and she was quite upset about it.

[Yoyo1234]

It looks like Mandy to me.

Anyone visit her can confirm its her?

[OskarM]

Is that Mandy? I can't tell.

It looks like Mandy to me.

[LibidoLuvr]

http://baltimore.backpage.com/WomenS...eauty/14294563

Looks like another ex haven chick is turning pro.

B. D.

Has anyone hooked up with her?

[Yoyo1234]

http://baltimore.backpage.com/WomenS...eauty/14294563

Looks like another ex haven chick is turning pro.

B. D.

Is that Mandy? I can't tell.

[JaeBmore]

Celebrate the haven half century, say when. ?

I'm being told that Haven may close their doors for good. I do not have a date but I heard it from Kathy (Butch hair, fake breast). Something about the owner giving up on the business. I was trying to go there because its the safest place to "Get it in" with one of the strippers. I don't know who to talk to so I can get "intimate" with one of the strippers. So far Lolipop and some plus-size chick has been confirmed as "For sale".

Please help me!

[Waahoo]

Couldn't resist. Happy 4th!

Yes, this is a tough audience. Wouldn't expect any less from my fellow knuckleheads. Sarcasm and smart ass are my personal favorites! We need to find out the last day and take this place out in style! Who's with me!

[Bdls73]

http://baltimore.backpage.com/WomenS...eauty/14294563

Looks like another ex haven chick is turning pro.

B. D.

[JoeBlowDC]

That is truly depressing. Had a lot of fun and killed a lot of brain cells there over the years-almost 30. Still have the memories. Ran between there and Lucky Spirits many a night. There is another gone establishment I really miss. Lets not forget Gail's. Man, now I just want to cry. May have to head down there right now!

Couldn't resist. Happy 4th!

[OskarM]

I'm being told that Haven may close their doors for good. I do not have a date but I heard it from Kathy (Butch hair, fake breast). Something about the owner giving up on the business. I was trying to go there because its the safest place to "Get it in" with one of the strippers. I don't know who to talk to so I can get "intimate" with one of the strippers. So far Lolipop and some plus-size chick has been confirmed as "For sale".

Please help me!

Sounds like an investment opportunity. I need to catch up with lolipop anyway.

[Waahoo]

I'm being told that Haven may close their doors for good. I do not have a date but I heard it from Kathy (Butch hair, fake breast). Something about the owner giving up on the business. I was trying to go there because its the safest place to "Get it in" with one of the strippers. I don't know who to talk to so I can get "intimate" with one of the strippers. So far Lolipop and some plus-size chick has been confirmed as "For sale".

Please help me!

That is truly depressing. Had a lot of fun and killed a lot of brain cells there over the years-almost 30. Still have the memories. Ran between there and Lucky Spirits many a night. There is another gone establishment I really miss. Lets not forget Gail's. Man, now I just want to cry. May have to head down there right now!

[GregIsLong]

I'm being told that Haven may close their doors for good. I do not have a date but I heard it from Kathy (Butch hair, fake breast). Something about the owner giving up on the business. I was trying to go there because its the safest place to "Get it in" with one of the strippers. I don't know who to talk to so I can get "intimate" with one of the strippers. So far Lolipop and some plus-size chick has been confirmed as "For sale".

Please help me!