Strip Club Reports

[Tonygrt]

Happy New Year.

Kinky has been chatting with me on the SB side of the forum, she tells me she is a local dancer and goes by Kink, has anyone sampled the goods? Any info would be appreciated, thanks and Happy New Year!

T.

[The Impaler]

Any take out at any of these, anyone know? Also does anyone know it Jessica still dances at Christina's?

raBBit

I'm of the opinion takeout is always available for the right price and the right guy. In the case of the Dundalk clubs, the bar is low for both. The quality and quantity was so low I didn't even bother with exploring takeout because it was obviously on the menu.

I also hit Christina's and it was completely dead. I literally walked in and right back out.

[Tbroi2]

Any take out at any of these, anyone know? Also does anyone know it Jessica still dances at Christina's?

raBBit

[Jakker]

You're comparing apples vs oranges and not looking at the bigger picture. With BP, you have to deal with possibilities of phony photos, or photos of way back when the girl was younger, 5. 0 sting, etc. With strip club, you can choose whether you even want to buy the girl a drink because you see her in the flesh (pun intended). You can even kindly reject her if you need more time to enjoy your drink and sample the show and such. You can also check out other clubs' girls? But there is a cost for such a great convenience that BP does not offer.

But in the end, it is up to you wish venue you prefer. If you prefer the internet venue, have at it. It you prefer the clubs, enjoy. If you prefer the street, have at it. For me, I like all 3, and go with whichever depending on my mood or what-have-you, I then choose.

With BP, if you research, find out if photos are real, if services is good, can be better then strip club. Both have good and bad points. Remember, strip clubs you will pay as much as if you got a BP girl for a hour, but in the strip club will be at most 30 minutes. In strip club you will have your time on a sofa, not a bed, and who knows how often it is cleaned between customers. In strip clubs, girls will look better because of the lighting, if you take her out in the sunlight, you will see what you thought was a 8, is now maybe a 5. Girl in strip club will try to upsell you the whole time. If you go to BP girl, and she is now the girl on the photos, leave. Or if she is not what you expected, tell her you need to grab money from your car and leave. On the side of strip clubs, I like being able top see many girls at once and choosing who I want, reminds me when I was in amsterdam.

[TheNewestGuy]

The places off of North Point Blvd essentially died when the steel mill closed. Last few times I wasted my time by going in Dreamers, I was scared by the sights. It's crazy to think that Gails, Kaos and Memories had adult entertainment licenses and closed because there wasn't enough money in it in Baltimore County.

Happen to be on the area around 3 pm on a Thursday. I had read not-so-good reviews on tuscl so didn't expect much. A few things: the place opens at 2 pm. Some others review sites say 11 am so I mention to correct / update.

Including a worn barmaid, there are 3 girls dancing. A petite brunette with a great personality and a tight little body. Lots of tattooes but it doesn't bother me. Definitely a hood girl but again, I'm not looking to marry any of these chicks. A black spinner was there with a tight 8 body but a 3 in the face. Fucked up teeth and I think a lazy eye. The barmaid was worn. Either hard drugs or a hard life.

The positives: no pressure atmosphere, reasonable cost drinks ($4 domestics; $8 mixed drinks).

Negatives: too few girls, frigid. Chatted up the black chick and she said the heat was broken for weeks.

Of additional note, the address of this place is misleading. There's a road right past the McDonalds. Take it and Dreamers is at the end.

All in all there are much better places to visit but if you are low on money and don't mind some so-so girls, this place will do.

[The Impaler]

Happen to be on the area around 3 pm on a Thursday. I had read not-so-good reviews on tuscl so didn't expect much. A few things: the place opens at 2 pm. Some others review sites say 11 am so I mention to correct / update.

Including a worn barmaid, there are 3 girls dancing. A petite brunette with a great personality and a tight little body. Lots of tattooes but it doesn't bother me. Definitely a hood girl but again, I'm not looking to marry any of these chicks. A black spinner was there with a tight 8 body but a 3 in the face. Fucked up teeth and I think a lazy eye. The barmaid was worn. Either hard drugs or a hard life.

The positives: no pressure atmosphere, reasonable cost drinks ($4 domestics; $8 mixed drinks).

Negatives: too few girls, frigid. Chatted up the black chick and she said the heat was broken for weeks.

Of additional note, the address of this place is misleading. There's a road right past the McDonalds. Take it and Dreamers is at the end.

All in all there are much better places to visit but if you are low on money and don't mind some so-so girls, this place will do.

[DeCoria]

It's $150 now for 15 minutes IIRC. Tips are optionally I think. You don't have to buy a drink for the dancer, but they want everyone to buy a minimum of one drink.

Thanks for the intel on the Ritz!

Last time I got a lap dance there was in mid 2014 with a half-asian.

[The Impaler]

Young black chick with blonde hair.

Got the digits last week while doing a the strip club loop. Picked her up after the shift, went down to Fells, grabbed a pizza. Back to my place where we drank, ate and flirted. Got her to the bedroom and right before the panties come off she quotes me 2 bills. Stupid me I should have nailed down the price beforehand and did any ATM run. This chick definitely not worth 2 bills but I'm horny as f*ck and she's half naked in my bed. Try to convince her I'm good for it but she insist I go to the atm and starts crying about how dudes have shorted her before.

Long story short, the drama kills the mood and I kick her out courtesy of Uber.

Again, totally my fault for not settling the transaction beforehand but I also told her she should have brought up $ in the car so I could have made the run. In any case, for 2 bills I could do a hell of a lot better. Avoid this pricey head game (not in a good way).

[The Impaler]

Was in the club last week, two nights in a row. Both nights there are about 4-5 girls working.

Mostly black girls with one MILF-ish blonde. Definitely had some mileage but ok body for her age. Came on hard with an immediate rub down under etc. Didn't indulge but certainly could have gotten takeout if I wanted. There was a really hot blasian spinner with natural hair that caught my eye. Definitely got the vibe takeout was available with her for the right $ and guy. Didn't get to interact too much with her because some cholo occupied all her time. One thick light-skinned black chick who wouldn't STFU. I didn't tip her or buy her a drink but she just plopped down beside me. When I finally got rid of her, I bought a drink for another black chick with a good body. Solid 7 in the face. Slipped her my digits and we've arranged to meet outside the club.

One big negative with this place is that the bartenders are men. And big bouncer-like white guys at that. Totally throws off the vibe of the club and I think what will ultimately doom this place even though they did the upgrades and name change. I can only think of one other club with male bartenders and it's equally shitty.

[Enor Muscock]

The good ole days when a cnote got you fun in the back of the bar or if you were good at the art of negotiations the back room.

Amen Bro.

You know you got a good one when as soon as she sat down she pulled out the bottle of hand lotion to lube up.

[BigPappay]

You're comparing apples vs oranges and not looking at the bigger picture. With BP, you have to deal with possibilities of phony photos, or photos of way back when the girl was younger, 5. 0 sting, etc. With strip club, you can choose whether you even want to buy the girl a drink because you see her in the flesh (pun intended). You can even kindly reject her if you need more time to enjoy your drink and sample the show and such. You can also check out other clubs' girls? But there is a cost for such a great convenience that BP does not offer.

But in the end, it is up to you wish venue you prefer. If you prefer the internet venue, have at it. It you prefer the clubs, enjoy. If you prefer the street, have at it. For me, I like all 3, and go with whichever depending on my mood or what-have-you, I then choose.

Always providing good advice. There's several newbies on here that are offering really good advice, even for us seasoned veterans. Read and heed.

[Sleeping Bag]

...With the existence of backpage, I'm surprised they can get away with these ridiculous prices.

You're comparing apples vs oranges and not looking at the bigger picture. With BP, you have to deal with possibilities of phony photos, or photos of way back when the girl was younger, 5. 0 sting, etc. With strip club, you can choose whether you even want to buy the girl a drink because you see her in the flesh (pun intended). You can even kindly reject her if you need more time to enjoy your drink and sample the show and such. You can also check out other clubs' girls? But there is a cost for such a great convenience that BP does not offer.

But in the end, it is up to you wish venue you prefer. If you prefer the internet venue, have at it. It you prefer the clubs, enjoy. If you prefer the street, have at it. For me, I like all 3, and go with whichever depending on my mood or what-have-you, I then choose.

[SirDrDunk]

Used to be if you found a honey you liked, you'd buy a bottle up front for a c-note, and your beer was free till the bottle was gone. Worked out to be a pretty good deal, if such a thing can be said for the block. Extra's were still extra, but handjobs and stinky fingers were pretty much included.

Haven't been in quite some time.

The good ole days when a cnote got you fun in the back of the bar or if you were good at the art of negotiations the back room.

[ShadowBK]

With a good looking/slim girl on backpage going for < 150 for half-hour, I think I'll just stick to buying drinks at strip clubs from now on, unless they reduce their dances by 40%.

I don't know how it is now, but Ritz Cabaret was $70 for 10-15 minutes and no upfront tips included. And I don't remember getting harassed by the bartender constantly telling me to buy the girl a drink.

It's $150 now for 15 minutes IIRC. Tips are optionally I think. You don't have to buy a drink for the dancer, but they want everyone to buy a minimum of one drink.

[DeCoria]

Isn't this the normal pricing on the block, 25 for dancers drink, 80-100 for lap dance, this goes to bar. Then you tip the girl above cost to bar. Lily is usually pretty fun.

With a good looking/slim girl on backpage going for < 150 for half-hour, I think I'll just stick to buying drinks at strip clubs from now on, unless they reduce their dances by 40%.

I don't know how it is now, but Ritz Cabaret was $70 for 10-15 minutes and no upfront tips included. And I don't remember getting harassed by the bartender constantly telling me to buy the girl a drink.