Strip Club Reports

[Joey D]

One of favorite girls from the Circus got fired two weeks ago by Tom (Bartender). I am curious what happened. Anybody tight with Tom? Inbox me.

[Skipper633]

Just made a quick run to the Block. I hit a couple of the clubs. It had been a long time since I was down there, but it just seemed like a good day to see what was on the menu. I walked into one club that reminded me of one of those Russian dolls where you see the big one, then a little smaller, then a little smaller, then a little smaller, and so on. When I got to the last doll, I found only acceptable one in the bunch. Nice face. Small enough body. She was quite frank about how much she wanted to suck my cock. SHE REALLY WANTED IT. It was like she thought my balls had heroin in them. Catch no swallow. Note to all: Don't try to pass a girl your number in the club. Bartender didn't like that.

I have been waiting to hear about this one.

[Skipper633]

In some clubs, Upstairs Jewel Box for one, that tends to get the girls fired.

Wait until you're in the back to exchange numbers.

Watch out for the old broad who runs that bar. She will kick you out for laying your phone on the bar.

[Skipper633]

I've passed girls my digits in the past all you got to do is take the napkin that your drink sitting make sure it's not a wet spot go in the bathroom put the digits on it and come back and while you talking turn with your back to the bartender and hand it to her under the bar works every time.

Be very discrete. Don't let anyone see you passing numbers. Most girls will just ask for your digits and discretely call you before you leave. Be safe!

[Liketowatch56]

Use to be my favorite spot at lunch time 10 years ago, sorry to here about the closing. The Gold Club is my favorite now.

I spent much of my college years in this place. It used to be a great club. You think running a strip club and making money is a no brainer but these string of owners where idiots and had no clue.

Seems a few clubs in the county are gone now a days: KAOS, Gails, Crazy Russian. Any others? Haven't really been hit the clubs in years except for a few in the city.

[Bdls73]

I spent much of my college years in this place. It used to be a great club. You think running a strip club and making money is a no brainer but these string of owners where idiots and had no clue.

Seems a few clubs in the county are gone now a days: KAOS, Gails, Crazy Russian. Any others? Haven't really been hit the clubs in years except for a few in the city.

Memories closed up a couple of months ago too.

Be. The.

[ShadowBK]

Never heard of Gails. What was the experience like in Kaos?

[Max #01]

I found out today that Kaos Gentlemen's Club based in Towson is closed. When did that happened?

I found a cached blog site containing this entry from a former employee. It sounds legit. The author says it closed in November 2013 and says much of the same things other posters have said:

"November 13,2013 I worked here off and on since '99. My first impression was that the girls were so hot and that the club was upscale and clean at the time. There was a very personable dj both day and night shift. They had a good variety of menu items including a t-bone steak dinner or steamed shrimp for a very reasonable price. Lighting and welcoming atmosphere made every visit an awesome experience. Kaos girls were the hottest, classiest and most entertaining girls out there. From '99-'01 Kaos was the place to be. Any night of the week. Fri & Sat nights were usually standing room only. Even had a good day crowd during the week. They were open from 12 p-2 a every night including sundays.

After 9/11 (wtc disaster) happened, business changed drastically. They switched managers, cut the hours of operation, stopped promoting / advertising and the quality of the entertainment went to hell, too. They also changed the physical bar set up from a gentlemens club to a bar and grill / gentlemens club. Actually added a wall and divided the whole bar in half. Cut the business in half too.

After 12 years of rapidly declining business, they finally closed their doors for good this past Monday, Nov. 11,2013. The cruddiest part of the shut down being the fact that they left no note or gave any warning to the girls scheduled to work. Just locked the doors and that was it.

It was a long time coming but it's still sad to see a club that was so top of the line at one time and had so much potential to be back on top again. Just needed better management, some money dropped into advertising, promotions, some slight renovations and A LOT OF CLEANING. They should've hired someone to manage it that cared about the business and the people in it. They should've hired me to manage it!! .

REST IN PEACE, KAOS!"

It sounds like the owners stiffed the girls and other employees as well and just bailed.

[FunShip75]

I spent much of my college years in this place. It used to be a great club. You think running a strip club and making money is a no brainer but these string of owners where idiots and had no clue.

Seems a few clubs in the county are gone now a days: KAOS, Gails, Crazy Russian. Any others? Haven't really been hit the clubs in years except for a few in the city.

I know. My only visit was almost 10 years ago. Hell I forget all about that place until recently.

[ShadowBK]

I know. My only visit was almost 10 years ago. Hell I forget all about that place until recently.

[Ebdawgg]

I found out today that Kaos Gentlemen's Club based in Towson is closed. When did that happened?

I believe it was more than a year ago. I was at the Persian restaurant. You really should go sometime. In the same complex and noted to a friend that it was a place not to go and then we looked up and it was shuttered.

You really didn't miss anything. It was so mediocre that I wonder if the competition from Hooters did it in.

[ShadowBK]

I found out today that Kaos Gentlemen's Club based in Towson is closed. When did that happened?

[SirDrDunk]

In some clubs, Upstairs Jewel Box for one, that tends to get the girls fired.

Wait until you're in the back to exchange numbers.

I've passed girls my digits in the past all you got to do is take the napkin that your drink sitting make sure it's not a wet spot go in the bathroom put the digits on it and come back and while you talking turn with your back to the bartender and hand it to her under the bar works every time.

[Ebdawgg]

Silly me. I thought he was just writing poetry.

It has been a long while since I'v hit the Block.

I stepped in a few places a couple of days ago.

Met quite a few lovely ladies. However, one girl.

Stuck in my mind. Her name was Vixen. I came.

Into the club and she.

Was preoccupied with a couple of gentlemen at.

The far end of bar. I chatted with a few broads.

When she took tote stage. This girl could dance!

It wasn't the usual shake her booty and floppin.

Her top. No, she was writhing, pumping, stretching.

And flexing. She really could dance.

How she carried herself, and her looks, that of a goddess.

She had long red / auburn hair that was just full and bounced.

Her body was perfection. Nice wide hips, plump apple bottom.

And a chest that could suffocate you. A gorgeous face with a cute.

Nose and plump lips. Her eyes drew you in.

The only draw back it seems was that she had what looked like.

Scars on her arm.

She seemed pretty sweet when to spoke with her but it was brief.

As this was near the end of my night.

Anyone have any intel on this lady?

I wish I knew which club it was.

Any info would be much appreciated!

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[Thenocturnal]

Note to all: Don't try to pass a girl your number in the club. Bartender didn't like that.

In some clubs, Upstairs Jewel Box for one, that tends to get the girls fired.

Wait until you're in the back to exchange numbers.