Massage Parlor Reports

**Connaisseur** · 01-23-06 15:42

Fellow mongers, has anyone checked this ad out: http://baltimore.craigslist.org/ers/127754847.html ? It's Alberto's address - same place, or new mgmt?

Conn.

**Randy7777** · 01-22-06 20:28

Originally Posted by Giant Figure

Does anyone know about Far East Health Center in Catonsville? I mean about the rates and the service.

Same services and rates. $70 and hour and I believe $50 for a half hour.Nice Table shower area ,clean facilities and massueses are good at combo of real Shiatsu with finish. They are not lookers and don't think FS is on the Menu .

Massueses at Green Tree are younger and cuter but facilities there are not as nice. just depends what your looking for.

**Big Tx** · 01-21-06 19:08

Any updated reports on what to expect? Do you need an appointment? I plan to visit on my next trip to the area.

**Yellofvr** · 01-21-06 13:00

Originally Posted by Umdstudent05

For the rest of the day I felt frustrated and a little pissed, so I figure I'd go to a tried and true place where I know I can get a good HJ guarenteed. I went to the parlor off exit 41A in Jessup off of 95, I can never remember the name of it though! New mamasan, I think this place has a faster turn over for management than they do girls, but I digree. I go in and get a woman who's name was Cookie. She was one of those odd girls who was a 6 in looks but who's attitude oozed so much fucking sex she got elevated to an 8. She hiked up her dress during the table shower to show off her kitty, was rubbing all around during the washing, etc. We get back to the room, I get a 10 minute massage then she stood up, took off her clothes and said to pay her. I was shocked, I've never been offered FS there and sure as shit didn't expect it so I didn't have a condom with me, but this girl was ready to go. She laid on the table under me and had me massage her as she ground her ass back up against me, then I had a little DATY followed by a BBBJ. Since I didn't have a condom she turned over and had me slip between her cheeks and thrust away without any entry which was very different but still gratifying. I will probably go back next week with a rubber in the hopes of seeing her again. She was very friendly afterwards too, highly recomend her.

Are you talking about Lotus Shiatsu (in the strip mall with the yellow roof)? That was the first AMP I went to regularly before I discovered the wonders of DC. Most of the providers were older but there was a real cutie named Candy with a wonderful set of big, natural ta-ta's that she would let you grope during the finale. FS never seemed to be an option, but I was new to the game and wasn't sure how to score any extra's.

I might have to take a trip out there soon for shits and giggles and see what happens.

**Connaisseur** · 01-20-06 16:35

UMDSTUDENT...sounds like you took one for the team, just as Jade had risen so much higher in my personal list of preferred joints based on your and my recent experiences... I believe mornings are generally bad news at AMPs, though;that's when the gems are out in the mall spending our money...
Hope next time works out better for you; keep up the great reports!

Conn.

**Giant Figure** · 01-20-06 03:22

Does anyone know about Far East Health Center in Catonsville? I mean about the rates and the service.

**Dem Gnomes** · 01-19-06 21:29

UmdStud,

ROFL, I love it. "The sea hag." That's also the name of a fantasy story (maybe more than one). David Drake, I think.

Maybe they were up late last night and so the "normal girls" were hung over or something?

You'll have to go back and get some details. (Especially after the hard/soft thing.)

Sea hag...chortle.

**Essex15** · 01-18-06 22:57

Ok, what in hell happened this morning at Jade Health? I go there at 10AM, figuring I'd be first in line and get to pick from the girls. To note, I've had full service there twice in the past month, been too busy to post the full reports though.

I get there, knock on the door at a few minutes after 10 since that's when they open, and some ugly ass woman other than the mama san opens the door. In her 30's, face like a shovel hit it, scowling. I figure it's just a new mama san, tell her I'd like a soft massage for an hour, give her the 70 and get naked on the table. She goes and takes the money away, I figure I'd be getting a new girl.

Wrong.

The sea hag comes back in and proceeds to start massaging me. I figured ok, just get a good massage and an HJ, no FS today. What folllowed was the worst massage I've had, her hands felt like sandpaper. Every time I tried to reach out and touch her leg to at least occupy my thoughts she'd dart away. Then at the end after the flip, she says that I'm done and to put my clothes on. WTF? I looked at her like a deer in the headlights and asked after the ending, did the hand motion thing and showed her the money for the tip. She said no, she doesn't do that and to leave.

I have no idea what happend. The last two times I was there I treated the girls exceptionally well and tipped above the .1 normal fee. I really don't know if I will go back or not. If I go and this woman answers the door again I'm leaving.

For the rest of the day I felt frustrated and a little pissed, so I figure I'd go to a tried and true place where I know I can get a good HJ guarenteed. I went to the parlor off exit 41A in Jessup off of 95, I can never remember the name of it though! New mamasan, I think this place has a faster turn over for management than they do girls, but I digree. I go in and get a woman who's name was Cookie. She was one of those odd girls who was a 6 in looks but who's attitude oozed so much fucking sex she got elevated to an 8. She hiked up her dress during the table shower to show off her kitty, was rubbing all around during the washing, etc. We get back to the room, I get a 10 minute massage then she stood up, took off her clothes and said to pay her. I was shocked, I've never been offered FS there and sure as shit didn't expect it so I didn't have a condom with me, but this girl was ready to go. She laid on the table under me and had me massage her as she ground her ass back up against me, then I had a little DATY followed by a BBBJ. Since I didn't have a condom she turned over and had me slip between her cheeks and thrust away without any entry which was very different but still gratifying. I will probably go back next week with a rubber in the hopes of seeing her again. She was very friendly afterwards too, highly recomend her.

**Butter Dog** · 01-16-06 17:40

Well, I decided to celebrate the holiday with a trip to the Harford Rd. AMP. Of course I now realize that it wasn't in the budget, but what can you do?

The results are much like my last post of this place. Excellent rub. Both times the girls knew exactly how to do it. Then the flip and negotiations. I must of had the same provider as described earlier (cute, late 20's, short hair) because she asked for 7 for hj. 7??? You have to be kidding me. Maybe just to piss of Incog, but I didn't have the cash. 4 was offered and agreed on. And not too much fake moans eaither.

I am still mixed on this place. No TS (points off in my book). The providers don't dress the part. But boy can they give the relaxing rub.

Butter Dog

**Connaisseur** · 01-16-06 16:05

Things are looking up again! Decided to drop in at Jade again and was being asked 'You like hard or soft?' by Mamasan right away (thanks for the update on that, UMDSTUDENT!); decided on soft, and was presented Mimi (late 20s/early 30s, skimpy outfit and actually quite cute, perhaps a 7-8). She proceeded with very soft and sensual touching (can't quite call it a massage), stroking and caressing my backside. Once she moved between my thighs little Conn. was almost ready to go! Then the flip, little Conn. was covered at first with a towel (the famous "pitching a tent" analogy came to mind...LOL), then Mimi playfully approached the region with licks and kisses, which were soon extended to little Conn. and his crown jewels... All the while touching and groping was encouraged, and she popped out a boob to play with. Damn, she was good! To cut a long story short, I left very happy and almost convinced that more may yet to be had at Jade. Total damage: .7 house fee, .4 tip.

Conn.

**dob1969** · 01-16-06 13:32

I am going to visit Baltimore for a short business trip and would appreciate it if someone could give me a pricing structure for 1/2 hour, 1 hour, R+T, bj, and fs.

Thank you in advance for the info.

**Smiling Fox** · 01-16-06 01:31

soothing touch, thats the one at reisterstown rd. and slade, in the office bldg. upstairs from the county LE substation. nope never been there.
the place i refered to was an amp out in owings mills, in a wht house, near fudruckers, i think. not even sure it has a name, they advertise in CP.
sorry for the mixup.

i priced ST, at rt and slade, i hate paying the house and it was far to expensive. i met gina, came from ST. she was an independent. a true class act. great massage, licensed, and a great piece too, actually became friends, used to bump into her at the giant. lol.
hooked me up with some fine ladies too. i actually thought the place was called something like JL assoc. or something. met the "J" part of the org. one day in hamden. oh well. thats enough baltimore geography.

SF

**Muff Scout** · 01-15-06 20:21

I only went to ST once, about two years ago. FS was not on the menu because the manager at the front desk would periodically come to the door of your room and peer in the peephole to make sure nothing was going on besides a R&T.

Maybe he was the only manager so dedicated to doing his job, but from what the girl said, I doubt it. Never went back to see. Too bad, they had some cute girls on staff.

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

**Surfing for Fun** · 01-15-06 14:44

Soothing touch was always my place when I wanted something other than asian cuisine. It is pricier, I only ever got hj, but I think more may be available.

Was creepy going in there w/ the police station right there.

The place down on belair road also had fs I think, but it had a weird pricing system the one time I went (high rate for a ts) and I had to wait a long time. Place appeared to have a good set up though, lots of rooms, just not providers I guess.

Still saving my pennies for an adventure. York road is my go-to, as the last few times I went to ML, it was busy.

Enjoying the activity on the boards though, this one seems to be picking up.

SFF

**Smiling Fox** · 01-15-06 01:52

last time i was there, well 2 times ago, and that was prob. last year, oh, a year ago. lovely comes and opens the door, thanks said i, i would prefer just a rub and tug, dont think i want to mess with that cold soar on your lip.
duh,,,,,,,

SF