Massage Parlor Reports

**Kitt1** · 03-28-06 16:02

That is why I question Muff's logic. The number of posts one has does not make anyone an expert. Just proves that you like to type

**Geesh** · 03-28-06 14:14

Man oh man, this board is getting way too negative for me.
The guy asked a question and gets slammed by everyone and accused of being a cop???
Is there not a better way to deal with such problems? Ignore?

**Barthomer2005** · 03-28-06 12:59

Originally Posted by Kitt1

Muff,

I am just curious why Realone's reponse indicates he is LE.

Thanks,

Kitt

He doth protesteth too much.

Muff's response was spot on the first time, then the guy flames him try to garner sympathy. Rather than attacking Muff's logic, he attacked Muff. Big mistake.

Don't expect Muff to answer your question as to how he knows, for that would be info on how to hide as LE. Just accept it and learn from it. Muff's instincts are good.

**Kitt1** · 03-28-06 09:45

Originally Posted by Muff Scout

Your second post just proved two things. First, you can't read and second, you are a cop.

Guys, watch out for Realone. He is trying to get info on the board and through PM's. He is LE. Do not respond to his requests for info.

Muff Scout

Muff,
I am just curious why Realone's reponse indicates he is LE.
Thanks,
Kitt

**Muff Scout** · 03-28-06 09:21

Originally Posted by Realone

Holy fuck! I come on here and ask one simple question and I get a rash of shit from some ass that must think he is some kind of king and master. For your information I did do a search for Escape and nothing turned up, that is why I asked the question. Doh.

I'm sorry my first post wasn't introductory, I hope that this, my second post will surfice to introduce myself!

Peace

Your second post just proved two things. First, you can't read and second, you are a cop.

Guys, watch out for Realone. He is trying to get info on the board and through PM's. He is LE. Do not respond to his requests for info.

Muff Scout

**Winefan** · 03-28-06 08:32

These are indeed two different ladies. I have been with both this past week, actually week and a half. Experience with Ting Ting was incredible, Tan Tan very good.

**Member #4338** · 03-28-06 05:14

Originally Posted by Realone

Holy fuck! I come on here and ask one simple question and I get a rash of shit from some ass that must think he is some kind of king and master. For your information I did do a search for Escape and nothing turned up, that is why I asked the question. Doh.

I'm sorry my first post wasn't introductory, I hope that this, my second post will surfice to introduce myself!

Peace

You think that was a "rash of shit"??? No, what will likely follow is a rash of shit!

**Southpaw** · 03-27-06 23:36

Originally Posted by Umdstudent05

Got off work late last night and figured I'd go back to Jade Health and see what it looked like. If the seahag opened the door again I'd split. Nope, someone new again greeted me, I paid the 70 and went back into the room. Got a girl named Tan Tan(I know thats wrong but that's what it sounded like) who didn't even bother covering my ass with a towel, just hopped on and went to work with the massage. She was ok looking but had a tattoo under her armpit that scrolled out and made it look like she had armpit hair and for some reason that was very distracting to me. Long story short, FS is back on the menu but wasn't much to write home about. She is also, how should I put this, very shallow and not very wide, so don't expect to be able to thrust away with gleeful abandon.

I think I'm done with Jade for now. FS is there but for the same price you can get it better and younger at Moonlight.

Hey, I just came across this Asian provider on C-list that calls herself Ting Ting. These photos were with the ad along with a phone number. Could this have been her Umdstudent05??

**Member #4338** · 03-27-06 15:38

Muff:

Good job with the noob. Can't say that I have your patience.

BTW, how was the safari?

**Muff Scout** · 03-27-06 08:54

Originally Posted by Realone

Seeking info on the new Escape Spa at 2430 York Rd.

Anyone visited there?

RealOne, welcome.

Are you WickedOne's brother?

I see you just joined the forum the other day. Since your very first post was a request for information, I am going to assume you just found this forum and that you are new to the area and have never visited an amp in this area before.

I make the above-mentioned assumptions because no individual who has read this forum for any length of time would start off their forum career with a request for information. They would know that their first post should be introductory in nature, offering some useful information to begin the process of building credibility. Only after several such posts would they think of asking the existing members for help. They would not be offended by this practice because they would understand that it is necessary to protect us from unknowingly giving intel to LE.

Think I am being a hard ass? Read the following which was posted just this morning on the Charlotte board. http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=3712

I think you will find most boards on this forum operate in this manner.

Since you are new to the board, let me help you get off to a good start. Read the FAQ and abbreviations sections of the forum. Also, learn how to use the forum's search function. Having said that, I did a search on both the "General Reports" and the "Massage Parlor Reports" threads and found no data on Escape Spa. You could build some quick credibility and make a contribution by visiting the spa and posting your experience on this board.

One last piece of advice. This board, like all others, has a culture all it's own. Make a small effort to fit in and you will be welcome.

Hope the above advice helps. I look forward to your future contributions.

Muff Scout

**Handiman66** · 03-26-06 15:50

And so it shall be, my friend and I thank ye!

HM

Originally Posted by Smiling Fox

im feeling much better now, the cold in my chest and head is just about gone. im up and out again. visiting my fav with ling today. so for you mr traveling handiman, it will be rasberries to you ~~~~~~~~ (sound of the infamous rasberries). be safe out there.

lol,

SF

**Smiling Fox** · 03-24-06 01:32

im feeling much better now, the cold in my chest and head is just about gone. im up and out again. visiting my fav with ling today. so for you mr traveling handiman, it will be rasberries to you ~~~~~~~~ (sound of the infamous rasberries). be safe out there.
lol
SF

**Handiman66** · 03-23-06 18:34

ya lost me, Fox. I have had this screen name since I joined the group in Nov (or dec, can't remeber which). Sometimes I'm not on for weeks, thus I respond to older stuff when I get on. I'll get to 40, no worries. Sadly, I don't get to monger often like I did in beatown, so I have not too much to offer other then to banter with the gang. So i don't post too often.

I participte in DC becasue I travel there for work.

I participate in Boston because i can relate to their posts (I lived it).

Cut me some slack, man.

I'll take rasberry's over flames any day!

Originally Posted by Smiling Fox

who is this guy anyway, comes back with a different name, i checked out his posts, boston, dc, balto, up to 25 back. didnt bother to go to all 40. well at least he is responding to an old post. long forgotten. tell us handi, did they just let you out. im too sick to even attempt to flame him. oh just raspberries to you hand ma....lol

**Smiling Fox** · 03-18-06 02:03

who is this guy anyway, comes back with a different name, i checked out his posts, boston, dc, balto, up to 25 back. didnt bother to go to all 40. well at least he is responding to an old post. long forgotten. tell us handi, did they just let you out. im too sick to even attempt to flame him. oh just raspberries to you hand ma....lol

**Handiman66** · 03-17-06 16:18

I must missed this when I hit Baltimore.

This is what I expected.

Beautifull!

HM

Originally Posted by Smiling Fox

ok, mr d. cooper.

in days of merry old england, the police of that fine country got a nickname, a copper, cause thier badge was made of copper or something, and of course it was shortened to cop. now mr. d. cooper, how stupid do you think we are. or if you not, than how stupid are you. you know if you cant find out the info here, just go in and have a nice asian massage form one of those fine ladies. their technique is wonderful. and you will feel wonderful and refreshed and relaxed when done. now you can bust them for not having a licence to perform massage. carries a much bigger fine than does prostititution. and the legit massage community will applaud your actions.

Thank you, thank you,

SF