Massage Parlor Reports

[Connaisseur]

Returned to one of my all-time favorites on a recent Sunday; my high hopes kindled by my previous visit (search my posts for Morgan) were quickly deflated when Kelly introduced me to Mae, the one and only choice that day (unfortunately, Kelly couldn't be persuaded).

Mae is a 30-some y/o Asian, average to ok in the looks department, but below my standards in attitude. A mediocre massage, during which I attempted a bit of touching, at first. No teasing, etc. Then the flip, and Mae would not remove her shirt ('Noooo, you pay me marney!'), either. Mechanical HJ, and the tip of .3 (completely not earned, but I am a polite person) was frowned upon.

In conclusion, I still do like MU, but a word to the wise: if you get Mae, don't walk away, run!

Happy Hunting!

Conn.

[Danny MD]

RTFF, which stands for Read the Fucking Forum.
The whole reason we post information is for it to be read and learned.

Bench

This is precisely why I 'lurk' here instead of contributing to this forum. The man asks a question, and immediately gets flamed. If you don’t want to answer his question, that’s fine, but you don’t need to flame him. Why not just ignore the man if you don’t want to answer his question? I don’t know what JHHC means either.

I’ve been in this hobby for 30 years and am quite familiar with the Baltimore scene. I submitted several posts when this was a static site and tried to contribute when Jackson started using the vBulletin software, but I stopped when things just turned into an endless argument. It is for the most part, a great site to glean information from, but when I see people getting flamed for no reason, I don’t want to contribute and I know this is the reason many other people lurk as well. There are occasionally occasions when I see justifiable retribution such as with a person whose name I don’t even want to list here, but will just say the person was so obnoxious, Jackson eventually gave him his own thread.

Bench, you’ve contributed a lot to this forum, but I don’t consider flaming people a contribution. All this does is chase potential contributors away.

[Natty Bohner]

Same here. I am in the area and see the open light often. Im in white marsh. I have seen it still on up to midnight! I tried the old number awhile ago, but no luck also. I have not ventured in yet. Who is going to be the first to explore again? If i get a chance before the weekend I will. If someone beats me make sure to post up here

I think it is still open. I live close and am by there all the time. Open sign is on every night until 11:00 and there is usually a car or two in the lot at night so I would assume there is someone there. Have never been in due to the close proximity of my home.

[Rtlr1]

RTFF, which stands for Read the Fucking Forum.
The whole reason we post information is for it to be read and learned.

Bench

I don't see any reason that just because someone is a senior member that that gives them the right to be nasty. JHHC is Jade Heart Health Center on Joppa Rd. Go there and enjoy yourself, I know I do everytime I go there.

[Bertoni212]

Does anyone know if this place is still open. Have tried phone # from CP ad., but message says that # is no longer in service. Drive by and OPEN light is on?

WTF, did they get a new #. Any input appreciated.

GTR

I think it is still open. I live close and am by there all the time. Open sign is on every night until 11:00 and there is usually a car or two in the lot at night so I would assume there is someone there. Have never been in due to the close proximity of my home.

[Benchseats Rock]

This is probably a dumb question, but what does jhhc stand for? I'm trying to find it.

RTFF, which stands for Read the Fucking Forum.
The whole reason we post information is for it to be read and learned.

Bench

[Josh2456]

Returned to JHHC the other week, just wanted to share how a returning visitor can be treated.

After I parked in the nearby shopping center, I made the short walk to JHHC (Parking is available in back for those who don't mind being less discreet than myself). I used the side door and had to wait a minute or two before someone answered it after knocking. The woman who greeted me was older, probably in her 50's and not too atractive, but not horribly ugly either. She definately was not the MMS. She was probably more friendly than she should have been (Light kisses on the cheek and lips almost immediately after I stepped inside). This worried me a little bit, but I thought maybe the MMS had told her about me since I setup an appointment and she supposedly has a knack for remembering phone numbers and faces. I asked to see all the girls but she said all of them were busy which upset me a bit, but I wasn't in the mood to wait. So I agreed to have a 1 hour session with her. Once again it was $.7 for FS. At the reccomendation of one of the other members, I requested the TS. She replied by saying she was going to give me 2 pops and would use the TS after the first one. So she took me to one of the rooms and went straight into heavy FK and body rubbing. She definately was an eager one. After a minute or two she signaled me to strip down, then she started to rub, pet and compliment me all with a smile. I admit I almost had to laugh when she pointed to me and said "You....Superman, you...like superman". She had such a heavy accent it was hard not to. She really did an excellent job of warming me up for about 5 minutes with all the touching and kissing. For about the next 20 minutes she gave me a BBBJ, CW, missionary, and finally getting me to pop with an HJ (She provided protection for the penetration portion). She tried to put her finger up my butt at one point, which I personally dislike but I just gently nudged her hand away and she got the message. Next, she went outside the room and got a towel, wiping me down before bringing me downstairs for the TS. She showered and massaged me for maybe about 15 minutes before bringing me back upstairs for a regular massage. She liked to be very rough with her massage, which I actually like but do not recommend for everyone. To end the session we basically repeated what we did before, only she finished me off with alternating between BBBJ and HJ until I popped. I consider myself very lucky to get this kind of treatment having only been there once before. Once again the girl wasn't much on looks, but when it come to technique and ethusiasm she's definately worth the money. I really think this one was probably closer to an hour and 20 minutes rather than an hour. Maybe I just have a bad sense of time though. I wasn't rushed out either which is nice, she actually took her time escorting me out. Overall I think its worth the money if you don't mind sacraficing a little on looks for good service.

Well hopefully thats helpful to someone.

This is probably a dumb question, but what does jhhc stand for? I'm trying to find it.

[M1951]

Hi All
Went to Asian Flower last night, House fee .60 had a girl name Lisa around 40 but could pass for early 30's. Massage was good and a little roaming was allowed. Nothing offer but HJ for .40 extra. I didn't take up on it gave a tip and out the door I went. Would I don't think so.

Have a good one and be careful
m1951

[Paradox1213]

Returned to JHHC the other week, just wanted to share how a returning visitor can be treated.

After I parked in the nearby shopping center, I made the short walk to JHHC (Parking is available in back for those who don't mind being less discreet than myself). I used the side door and had to wait a minute or two before someone answered it after knocking. The woman who greeted me was older, probably in her 50's and not too atractive, but not horribly ugly either. She definately was not the MMS. She was probably more friendly than she should have been (Light kisses on the cheek and lips almost immediately after I stepped inside). This worried me a little bit, but I thought maybe the MMS had told her about me since I setup an appointment and she supposedly has a knack for remembering phone numbers and faces. I asked to see all the girls but she said all of them were busy which upset me a bit, but I wasn't in the mood to wait. So I agreed to have a 1 hour session with her. Once again it was $.7 for FS. At the reccomendation of one of the other members, I requested the TS. She replied by saying she was going to give me 2 pops and would use the TS after the first one. So she took me to one of the rooms and went straight into heavy FK and body rubbing. She definately was an eager one. After a minute or two she signaled me to strip down, then she started to rub, pet and compliment me all with a smile. I admit I almost had to laugh when she pointed to me and said "You....Superman, you...like superman". She had such a heavy accent it was hard not to. She really did an excellent job of warming me up for about 5 minutes with all the touching and kissing. For about the next 20 minutes she gave me a BBBJ, CW, missionary, and finally getting me to pop with an HJ (She provided protection for the penetration portion). She tried to put her finger up my butt at one point, which I personally dislike but I just gently nudged her hand away and she got the message. Next, she went outside the room and got a towel, wiping me down before bringing me downstairs for the TS. She showered and massaged me for maybe about 15 minutes before bringing me back upstairs for a regular massage. She liked to be very rough with her massage, which I actually like but do not recommend for everyone. To end the session we basically repeated what we did before, only she finished me off with alternating between BBBJ and HJ until I popped. I consider myself very lucky to get this kind of treatment having only been there once before. Once again the girl wasn't much on looks, but when it come to technique and ethusiasm she's definately worth the money. I really think this one was probably closer to an hour and 20 minutes rather than an hour. Maybe I just have a bad sense of time though. I wasn't rushed out either which is nice, she actually took her time escorting me out. Overall I think its worth the money if you don't mind sacraficing a little on looks for good service.

Well hopefully thats helpful to someone.

[Rtlr1]

Does anyone know if this place is still open. Have tried phone # from CP ad., but message says that # is no longer in service. Drive by and OPEN light is on?
WTF, did they get a new #. Any input appreciated.
GTR

I was there a couple weeks ago and the experience was not worth it. On the plus side other times I have had a good time but think I will stick to Jade Heart, always a good time there.

[Jackburtonpce]

I found myself in the area again Monday evening and went by Kyoto. Like other reviewers I too like the setup in the office building. Discrete enough to not feel quite so exposed. It was my4th or 5th time, and the mms (who recognizes me now) sent in Bonnie. I found her to be very cute, thin with small but perky tits. She gave me the full range of desired activities. My only complaintcame after the act.- where other therapists there spend some more time with you chatting/touching/etc she was just "OK get dressed and go now", which put a slight stain on an otherwise great experience. 7 + 1

[Gintonicrocks]

Does anyone know if this place is still open. Have tried phone # from CP ad., but message says that # is no longer in service. Drive by and OPEN light is on?
WTF, did they get a new #. Any input appreciated.
GTR

[Arc Happy]

That happened to me too.

I was quite drunk, and just could not finish the job. The girl pushed me off and refused to continue. I complained to the mms and left without paying any except the house fee.

You did the right thing!!

[Jizzblaster]

As AMPs go, this has always been satisfactory from shower to massage to the typical non-fs ending. But I went in there on the 6th and there was a new girl there. Shower was ok as was the massage. The flip was non-existent. Her comment was "you drinking all done". Now, I am very respectful of the ladies and am conservative in my demeanor, and I had had a couple of shots. She then proceeded to slap at me when I said "all done, no tip". It's a shame because of the closeness to my place and the previous service, but I will be going elsewhere. I always tip for the non-fs ending, but if all I wanted was a massage and shower, I could have jumped in my tub and rubbed against the wall afterword for free.

[Arc Happy]

Visited JNW on Sunday nite. To my surprise, there are 3 gals (usually 2) there, and they are all pretty.

FS is provided, so bring your cover . extra tip is 1.

Business in AMP has deteriorated , and the gals are desperate. This very much a buyer's market.

I like it.