Massage Parlor Reports

[Brahmabull]

We probably agree more than it may seem. My comments about women having diffuculty reaching climax was relative to how easily a man reaches climax (especially men of the same age as AMP women). I also know women who reach climax quite quickly, but it has never been an AMP woman. I would agree that the AMP women feel a good sensation during the session, but it a question if they really "get off" with us.

Yes when compared to men, it would be accurate. I am sure there are some AMP girls who do climax but for the most part we all know it is fake to boost our egos. Do not think I am delusional in that regard.

However it is possible to date AMP girls, or even have long standing relationships with them outside of the spa, I have several times. I know a few other people who have as well.

Let's face it, we go there because we like the way they treat us.
We like the ego boost and for 1hr (or 1/2 if thats what you paid for) everything they say is true.

No sense in pooring cold water on everyone after the fact. Its all true while we are there.

[Parkinsons]

Just remember that they are acting to make you come back next time. It's just like her helping you with your shoes: part of the service for which you paid.

Horsetrader

Things that I believed 100% when my provider told me:

1. "Oh you're so big!!"
2. "I came 3 times already, are you gonna cum soon?"
3. "I'm in love with you"

I'm not saying you'd be gullible if you believed. But the point of believing any one of the above is that you'd hope it leads to something else - that you're SPECIAL to the provider and maybe, just maybe some relationship will ensue. (At least some freebies when you two meet outside the AMP).

I'll choose not to believe in any of these and just appreciate the effort. Real or fake, it doesn't matter. If a girl moaned more or appeared to cum, the bottom line is, she's better than a robotic provider who's just going through the motion.

[Horsetrader]

Not sure where you get your info. Perhaps that is just your experience. I have known many women (not working spas or the hobby)who climax in just a few moments of stimulation....

We probably agree more than it may seem. My comments about women having diffuculty reaching climax was relative to how easily a man reaches climax (especially men of the same age as AMP women). I also know women who reach climax quite quickly, but it has never been an AMP woman. I would agree that the AMP women feel a good sensation during the session, but it a question if they really "get off" with us.

[Brahmabull]

Even though women can have sex all day long, it is difficult for them to reach a climax.

Not sure where you get your info. Perhaps that is just your experience. I have known many women (not working spas or the hobby)who climax in just a few moments of stimulation. Sure there are girls out there who take a long time, but just as there are women for whom it is difficult, there are women for whom it is very easy to climax.

That BS some women tell you about needing a "connection or feelings" for the guy in order to climax is just that BS, for some I am sure it is true because it is in their heads, programed by their own experiences. Women can and do climax from stimulation regardless of connection or emotions and many do it quickly and frequently.

No offense meant, no insult intended, I am sorry in all your years of hobbying that you have not met some. Talk about bad luck.

[Horsetrader]

Just got back from seeing Bonnie on the westside, she is new from NY today.

Did my usual thing. I try not to fantasize but I think she was all over it (moaning, gyrating, clenching her legs).
After we were done she cuddled next to me naked for a long while.
I have to think she got hers.

Am I wrong, do some of these girls get off with us?

It makes you wonder why any of us spend any time with non-AMP women.

$.2 tip

I've probably had experiences with 100-150 AMP girls over the last 15 years. They often make noises and motions to mimic getting off but I don't believe it has ever happened with me. Over my life I've had many girlfriends who would cum like a waterfaucet when I do certain things, so I know what it is like to be with a woman who is climaxing. I just never felt it at an AMP.

Even though women can have sex all day long, it is difficult for them to reach a climax. Especially when they are with a man who doesn't speak their language, isn't physically hot, and is not offering the woman a real relationship. They aren't going to have an orgasm any more than I will when I sell my next horse; it's just business and it happens all the time.

I'm sure some mongers will reply how their dates always reach multiple orgasms, and they will submit evidance of their conquests. I'll have a hard time believing it. Just remember that they are acting to make you come back next time. It's just like her helping you with your shoes: part of the service for which you paid.

Horsetrader

[Drofnalb]

Just got back from seeing Bonnie on the westside, she is new from NY today.

Did my usual thing. I try not to fantasize but I think she was all over it (moaning, gyrating, clenching her legs).
After we were done she cuddled next to me naked for a long while.
I have to think she got hers.

Am I wrong, do some of these girls get off with us?

It makes you wonder why any of us spend any time with non-AMP women.

$.2 tip

[Mandruas]

I see, not a bad idea, I do not know how that would work, in CA medical mj is legal so it is kind of a grey area, our hobby currently is not.

Indeed, I always thought of it as sort of pink.

[Liketowatch56]

That's an excellent idea!

I guess it's time for us oldtimers to break out our old Ovaltine decoder rings and start using them for our reports. X#CT%&HG??
GTR

[Gintonicrocks]

I guess it's time for us oldtimers to break out our old Ovaltine decoder rings and start using them for our reports. X#CT%&HG??
GTR

[Rockstar1290]

If it's the one on a hill I have visited it. After climbing the xmas lit stairs you will get a good massage. Older provider, very proficient, standard rates apply.

GTR

That would be the one.

Thanks

[Brahmabull]

I want for us to impose a luxury tax on ourselves. AMPs are legal, but can be closed down based on accusation.

In Oakland, CA the marijuana cafes imposed a special tax on themselves that they pay to the city of Oakland. Now the marijuana cafes are a revenue source for the city, and (suprise suprise) harassment has dropped to near zero.

Currently AMPs pay the same taxes as a mechanics shop. What I am proposing is that they pay more.

Money talks! If the county gets their share everyone will win.

I see, not a bad idea, I do not know how that would work, in CA medical mj is legal so it is kind of a grey area, our hobby currently is not.

[Drobsdaman]

Brillant idea! Maybe someone can suggest this to Philly's Mayor Nutcase who wants to tax soda/sugary drinks and have us pay for trash pickup.

I'd throw my trash in the middle of the fucking street before paying someone to pick it up. If i have to pay for pick up, then my taxes should be reduced that portion of the fee they use to pay the garbageman today.

[Drofnalb]

AMPS are legal. They are already taxed. What is not legal may be extra services you receive and pay the girl for. Your house fee is already part of the legitimate income of that business, reported and taxed.

I am not sure what you want to "Legalize".

I want for us to impose a luxury tax on ourselves. AMPs are legal, but can be closed down based on accusation.

In Oakland, CA the marijuana cafes imposed a special tax on themselves that they pay to the city of Oakland. Now the marijuana cafes are a revenue source for the city, and (suprise suprise) harassment has dropped to near zero.

Currently AMPs pay the same taxes as a mechanics shop. What I am proposing is that they pay more.

Money talks! If the county gets their share everyone will win.

[Red330]

Guys - yesterday I heard from a business owner in the same two story building as Baco, that they were busted. It was at night, and late. I lot of people inside at the time. That's all I know.

Careful on York Road.

[Brahmabull]

I mentioned something like this on the DC board a while back.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...postcount=4373

DC board did not take me seriously, but I am as serious as a heart attack.

If we were to do this in Maryland I think we might need to focus on a specific county. Baltimore county seems like a good one.

What we need is too put a blanket tax on the whole industry, sending the proceeds to Towson. If that happened we would never see another raid by Balt. county PD again!

Could you imagine the flood of AMP ladies that would come out of the woodworks!

This would not even require a revolution, as Baltimore county is already home to the best AMPs in the region.

AMPS are legal. They are already taxed. What is not legal may be extra services you receive and pay the girl for. Your house fee is already part of the legitimate income of that business, reported and taxed.

What you are really talking about is legalizing prostitution. That just is not going to happen. Even if it did, the girls in AMPs mostly do not have papers allowing them to legally work in the USA, they may be here legally but not to work, some may not be here legally. As such they could not work if the extra services were legal, taxable and income needed to be reported. Instead of a flock of girls comming you would see an exodus to states where they could work undetected, undocumented and keep all their money.

I am not sure what you want to "Legalize".