Massage Parlor Reports

[Blkninj01]

Last week I went back to SS again. I was kind of looking for the other girl that was at the computer when I went the last time but I got the same provider. Massage was so so. She seems to only use oil on your back and forget about using it on your legs and arms. Not very skilled with the massage techiques but the massage is not rushed. 6 for 60min. Very nice personality and about a 7 from a scale of 1 to 10 on looks. After the the flip she seemed to actually enjoy paying attention to the most sensitive muscle. Felt 2 ways about her asking spec. About what I wanted but I told her HE and that is exactly what I got. I am going to try out a few more places before I go back. I have been to BS, BB, SS and one out Eastern Ave. Thinking about going to BB again since it reopened but not sure. Tried moonlight once but mamasan must have thought I was LE because she gave me some BS about they were not open and the relaxing machine is broke or something crazy. From what I hear though, I did not miss anything.

[Stevevain15]

Stopped bay a couple of weeks ago. Now I am still new to this but read the posts regularly and love to read others experiences! Thanks guys! It has really helped me out a ton! I stopped by ml. The only issue is all the people around when you park. But WTH. . . Went in the door and was greeted warmly by mamasan. The place isn't the nicest or cleanest but it is what it is. Went to the room and was greeted by a younger girl. Pretty attractive skinny, long hair. Asked me what I wanted right away and told her HJ. She was a little disapointed and I asked how much for a BJ. After some minor bartering we settled on. 8 for a BJ. She led me to a table shower which was nice and she hit some great spots and then back to the room. I laid down and got a nice light massage where she touched everywhere. On the flip she began to go to work. She had some talent. I had to aske her to stop because I wanted the massage to last a little longer. She was confused by this because of the language barrier. (Something you all know about). Anyway she finished up with me helping to guide her hands into some of the right places. She got me dressed gave me a hug and kiss and sent me on the way. But not before I got a loud good bye from mamasan in the back.

Overall:

Looks: 9.

Personality / cute factor: 10.

Massage: 8.

Services:6 (wasn't too impressed, but it was covered and not to enjoyable)

Would definitely repeat.

P. S. I hope I did ok by everyone on this post. Please let me know if I gave up too much or too little. Thanks guys!

Glad ML is back, hope it stays that way.

[Ekim Ekim]

Take one for the teams and let us know.

Stopped bay a couple of weeks ago. Now I am still new to this but read the posts regularly and love to read others experiences! Thanks guys! It has really helped me out a ton! I stopped by ml. The only issue is all the people around when you park. But WTH. . . Went in the door and was greeted warmly by mamasan. The place isn't the nicest or cleanest but it is what it is. Went to the room and was greeted by a younger girl. Pretty attractive skinny, long hair. Asked me what I wanted right away and told her HJ. She was a little disapointed and I asked how much for a BJ. After some minor bartering we settled on. 8 for a BJ. She led me to a table shower which was nice and she hit some great spots and then back to the room. I laid down and got a nice light massage where she touched everywhere. On the flip she began to go to work. She had some talent. I had to aske her to stop because I wanted the massage to last a little longer. She was confused by this because of the language barrier. (Something you all know about). Anyway she finished up with me helping to guide her hands into some of the right places. She got me dressed gave me a hug and kiss and sent me on the way. But not before I got a loud good bye from mamasan in the back.

Overall:

Looks: 9.

Personality / cute factor: 10.

Massage: 8.

Services:6 (wasn't too impressed, but it was covered and not to enjoyable)

Would definitely repeat.

P. S. I hope I did ok by everyone on this post. Please let me know if I gave up too much or too little. Thanks guys!

[Zappa3]

http://baltimore.craigslist.org/thp/2210710352.html

I made an appointment to see Miss Southern Signapore 2006 and when I got there guess what, it was her grandmmother. Needless to say I walked on this one. Damn I hate fake ads!

That's funny. Went there late last Summer during daytime weekend. It is in a sketchy very busy residential area. People everywhere, bus stop across the street, etc. As I walked up, I noticed several young dudes hangin out on the front porch of the attached house. Tried to go in without making eye contact. Opened door to see security camera. Drew the younger, mid to late thirties provider calls herself She She. Massage was ho hum. I do prefer a good massage but got what I came for. Nips were the size of acorns, if your into that. When leaving I asked if I could exit via the backdoor which was in the back by the kitchen. She said "no back door". Would not repeat due to the location. Looks 6. 5, body 7, service 7.

[Columd]

Anybody been to ML lately? Is the line-up still Ruby and Mary?

I don't know about Mary, but Ruby was back from vacation as of last week.

[Butter Dog]

Sensitive are we? Haha. Jesus pal. I bet you got your panties in as big of a bunch when your Magic Cards or Dungeons and Dragons were out of order as well. Nerd. Get a job.

Yawn. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[Junior 80]

Wow. 6 whole posts and you're already attacking multiple Mongers.

Probably won't last too long around here. No big loss either way. You would have known the terminology if you would have just RTFF or the Terms and Abbreviations List. Here let me help.

Get it? A little sarcasm goes a long way! I'll give your regards to CiCi.

Butter Dog

Sensitive are we? Haha. Jesus pal. I bet you got your panties in as big of a bunch when your Magic Cards or Dungeons and Dragons were out of order as well. Nerd. Get a job.

[Member #4338]

Anybody been to ML lately? Is the line-up still Ruby and Mary?

[Brahmabull]

http://baltimore.craigslist.org/thp/2210710352.html

I made an appointment to see Miss Southern Signapore 2006 and when I got there guess what, it was her grandmmother. Needless to say I walked on this one. Damn I hate fake ads!

WOW, did you actually believe that a Beauty Contest winner would be so down on her luck that she would be working an AMP in MD a short 5 years later?

The whole fact that ad made such a claim should have been enough to put anyone's BS meter through the roof.

Also the pictures of the girls in the AMP ads are also of people who do not and never will work there.

[Dickster]

http://baltimore.craigslist.org/thp/2210710352.html

I made an appointment to see Miss Southern Signapore 2006 and when I got there guess what, it was her grandmmother. Needless to say I walked on this one. Damn I hate fake ads!

[Butter Dog]

Nighty Nighty Jerkoffs

Wow. 6 whole posts and you're already attacking multiple Mongers.

Probably won't last too long around here. No big loss either way. You would have known the terminology if you would have just RTFF or the Terms and Abbreviations List. Here let me help.

Terms and Abbreviations List

$ $100.

$$ $200.

$$$ $300.

$$$.5 $350 (get it?)

Get it? A little sarcasm goes a long way! I'll give your regards to CiCi.

Butter Dog

[Heavy D]

When people type $ it means 100. So I agree with Butter Dog that you said the price was 150 and 150.

If it's 50 just put 50.

[Junior 80]

$300! Holy F, she had better been above average! I'm out of this hobby when it gets this expensive.

Butter Dog

Hm. Well seemed to me that seemed like 50 and 50 as I would have thought 1. 5 and 1. 5 would be 300. Or just simply $$$. Anyhow, you're welcome for the update on CiCi. Hopefully she gets some bacterial infection before she wraps he kissers around your "butter Dog."

And to the RBW guy. I read what you wrote. You wrote you were "unsatisifed." As this is www.usaSEXguide.info/forum And not Yelp, where people would write reviews about legit massages, it would be in your best interest to use the information properly.

Nighty Nighty Jerkoffs

[Butter Dog]

One hour was $.50 and the tip was $.50.

$300! Holy F, she had better been above average! I'm out of this hobby when it gets this expensive.

Butter Dog

[Hrdndp]

If you read really close again, I was not pleased with the massage. Better yet body rub. Fyi I did want a real massage. I can rub my own body. Shm.