Massage Parlor Reports

**Ravensfan1234** · 04-02-11 14:16

Originally Posted by Whitt [View Original Post]

Guys, if you haven't forked out the little extra she charges, you are crazy. It is like the difference between a Fogo de Chao and McDonald's, on a bad night, with only Mexicans working, and they are stoned. The difference between this little number and the women twice her age at an AMP is too significant to pass up. I hit her up again the other night, and I don't know if I'll ever be able to hit an AMP again. The only draw back is the parking and the fact that I need to schedule the appointment, so she might not be available right when I need her. Otherwise, is the best massage therapist in MD that I have found. Just don't go giving her any diseases. I want to see her for years to come.

I saw her this past week as well. THe new place is ALOT better than the old. Your right, the parking sucks, but its worth the extra few bucks and 2 minute walk for this girl. For $ you get a much more skilled massage than at some shady AMP. Tug was actually not bad once I told her how I like it. But you get a great massage from a petite girl who truly enjoys what she does. $ for an hour of great massage, decent ending, and a nice girl.

**Foxfax** · 04-01-11 23:27

Visited again this week, and drew Cindy. The massage was nothing special, but the rest of the time was great. The most GFE girl I've ever seen at an AMP. Not sure it was entirely real, but it feels great to have a girl so focused on making sure you're happy, and being so enthusiastic about spending time with you.

**Dickster** · 04-01-11 21:59

Originally Posted by Bullmarket2 [View Original Post]

Like Disckster, I was lured in by the adverstisement that promised Miss Southern Singapore. When I got there, I was met by an older woman, clearly not Miss Singapore. But, she promised to send Miss Singapore to my room. To my surprise and disappointment, it was the same woman. A false advertisement to say the least. I paid for an hour, but the massage lasted only one half hour. The HE was not much to write about. My advice is to avoid this place. I should have known better. My ratings:

Massage 5.

Appearence 5.

Personality 5.

Originally Posted by Dickster.

http://baltimore.craigslist.org/thp/2210710352.html

I made an appointment to see Miss Southern Signapore 2006 and when I got there guess what, it was her grandmmother. Needless to say I walked on this one. Damn I hate fake ads!

Too bad you didn't take my warning and walk out like I did. Did you notice that the pics indicate the there were two Miss Southern Singapore in 2006. Strange!

**Bullmarket2** · 04-01-11 09:52

Like Disckster, I was lured in by the adverstisement that promised Miss Southern Singapore. When I got there, I was met by an older woman, clearly not Miss Singapore. But, she promised to send Miss Singapore to my room. To my surprise and disappointment, it was the same woman. A false advertisement to say the least. I paid for an hour, but the massage lasted only one half hour. The HE was not much to write about. My advice is to avoid this place. I should have known better. My ratings:

Massage 5.

Appearence 5.

Personality 5.

Originally Posted by Dickster.

http://baltimore.craigslist.org/thp/2210710352.html

I made an appointment to see Miss Southern Signapore 2006 and when I got there guess what, it was her grandmmother. Needless to say I walked on this one. Damn I hate fake ads!

**Drofnalb** · 04-01-11 05:38

This does sound like an experience I had at Lotus with a fat provider, plus Lotus is the one that is close to the trucker stops.

Lily's really is a nice place that is clean with good workers.

Originally Posted by Whitt [View Original Post]

Not to the defend the guy, I cannot really talk to his experience because I wasn't there, but Lilly's is the second worst AMP in Maryland. The only way it has been able to stay in business is because of the truckers who haven't visited before. I have never seen a woman under 50 in there. Only one of them ever had a good attitude, but-damn-it has been like 4 years since I had that one. I once had really fat ***** there who insisted she walk on my back. I think I am still suffering mentally and physically from that night. All I am saying is that I will give a place like that another chance if I don't feel like driving an extra 10 minutes to Columbia or another 5 minutes to Elkridge. I'd rather go to Walmart and by something I plug in for a massage first even. It just isn't worth 50, let alone 80. Heck, for 80, I could go to the GGC, pay the toll fee on the bridge to get there, cover at the club, get a drink, and have a hottie rub her ass on me for almost as long. At least I'd go home smelling like I had a better time.

**Ginger Man** · 04-01-11 04:42

Originally Posted by Whitt [View Original Post]

Not to the defend the guy, I cannot really talk to his experience because I wasn't there, but Lilly's is the second worst AMP in Maryland. The only way it has been able to stay in business is because of the truckers who haven't visited before. I have never seen a woman under 50 in there. Only one of them ever had a good attitude, but-damn-it has been like 4 years since I had that one. I once had really fat ***** there who insisted she walk on my back. I think I am still suffering mentally and physically from that night. All I am saying is that I will give a place like that another chance if I don't feel like driving an extra 10 minutes to Columbia or another 5 minutes to Elkridge. I'd rather go to Walmart and by something I plug in for a massage first even. It just isn't worth 50, let alone 80. Heck, for 80, I could go to the GGC, pay the toll fee on the bridge to get there, cover at the club, get a drink, and have a hottie rub her ass on me for almost as long. At least I'd go home smelling like I had a better time.

I think you are talking about Lotus Shiatsu at 175 and Route 1, and not Lilly's.

**ThroatPlunger** · 03-31-11 21:19

Guys, if you haven't forked out the little extra she charges, you are crazy. It is like the difference between a Fogo de Chao and McDonald's, on a bad night, with only Mexicans working, and they are stoned. The difference between this little number and the women twice her age at an AMP is too significant to pass up. I hit her up again the other night, and I don't know if I'll ever be able to hit an AMP again. The only draw back is the parking and the fact that I need to schedule the appointment, so she might not be available right when I need her. Otherwise, is the best massage therapist in MD that I have found. Just don't go giving her any diseases. I want to see her for years to come.

**ThroatPlunger** · 03-31-11 20:59

Originally Posted by Nah He [View Original Post]

I have had many a good time at Lilly's in N Laurel. As a matter of fact I have had many good times at a bunch of AMPs in MD. I have never been treated bad and I can't see why an Asian would act the way you described unless there was something wrong with you. Asians may not speak the language as well as we do but they are pretty smart and can pick out an a*hole pretty fast. Once you are discovered it is down hill from there. Try this the next time you visit an AMP. Cover up that third eye in your forehead and try to be a little nicer. Treat the ladies like ladies and maybe your trip will be worth while.

Nah He

Not to the defend the guy, I cannot really talk to his experience because I wasn't there, but Lilly's is the second worst AMP in Maryland. The only way it has been able to stay in business is because of the truckers who haven't visited before. I have never seen a woman under 50 in there. Only one of them ever had a good attitude, but-damn-it has been like 4 years since I had that one. I once had really fat ***** there who insisted she walk on my back. I think I am still suffering mentally and physically from that night. All I am saying is that I will give a place like that another chance if I don't feel like driving an extra 10 minutes to Columbia or another 5 minutes to Elkridge. I'd rather go to Walmart and by something I plug in for a massage first even. It just isn't worth 50, let alone 80. Heck, for 80, I could go to the GGC, pay the toll fee on the bridge to get there, cover at the club, get a drink, and have a hottie rub her ass on me for almost as long. At least I'd go home smelling like I had a better time.

**Blkninj01** · 03-31-11 19:34

Originally Posted by Deldog [View Original Post]

*Thanks for the heads up. I saw the website myself and figured with all the low cut blouses, there would definitely be additional services. What a bummer. Thanks for taking a hit for the team*

I guess I can scratch that place off of my list too. Her web page is a little deceiving when she talks about Tantric stuff. Glad I did not go check that one out.

**Nah He** · 03-30-11 20:38

I have had many a good time at Lilly's in N Laurel. As a matter of fact I have had many good times at a bunch of AMPs in MD. I have never been treated bad and I can't see why an Asian would act the way you described unless there was something wrong with you. Asians may not speak the language as well as we do but they are pretty smart and can pick out an a*hole pretty fast. Once you are discovered it is down hill from there. Try this the next time you visit an AMP. Cover up that third eye in your forehead and try to be a little nicer. Treat the ladies like ladies and maybe your trip will be worth while.

Nah He

**Drofnalb** · 03-30-11 19:40

I am noticing more part time work, especially among my regulars.
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Tried 18 in the District, but they said they had a water problem and were closed for the night.

Tried 2nd in the District, but no answer.

Called for Cookie in HC, she was off that day.

Called for Toni in HC, she was also off.

Called for Kelley in HC, but I was not interested in breast relief that night.

Called ML in BC, asked for new girl, as I was driving up heard she would be busy for the next 30 mins.

No choice but to go to BlueSky, a place I generally try to avoid as I do not think they offer the full spa experience.

Saw Coco, who I have seen 2 times before, she runs the place and is as cold as ice. I tried to hint to her that I would prefer one of her employees, but no luck. She just got back from China where she spent 45 days and was in one hell of a good mood. She once took part in a double team on me (her and her employee vs me, I lost).

Anyways, she worked well and gave nice service. Left $70 for the house $80 for service. She seemed happy, I just don't know how to tell her that I do not think of her as a provider, she is management and too cold to be sexy.

Originally Posted by Smiling Fox [View Original Post]

Bluesky closed for repairs.

Open on Fri. God can I wait that long.

For a good massage.

Smiling Fox, ; }

**Smiling Fox** · 03-30-11 15:34

Bluesky closed for repairs.

Open on Fri. God can I wait that long.

For a good massage.

Smiling Fox, ; }

**Ginger Man** · 03-30-11 14:51

Yesterday it was locked up, no one answering the phone. Shoot! If it is. I just found it.

**Deldog** · 03-30-11 13:43

Originally Posted by Jim1240 [View Original Post]

Almost scared! Nobody most likely has tried this spot but the whole Rev. Jenn thing trips me out with this place. They suppose to offer all these things with no tip necessary and said what they do is protected by religious freedom. Any info on it?

http://baltimore.craigslist.org/thp/2290689443.html

I tried "Rev." Jenn about two weeks ago. As has been stated in pervious posts this place is totally legit. Though I must say her web site appears very provocative. I wanted to see if she was "really legit". She gives a great massage. But that is it. Period. She wears a smock like a mediical provider, nothjing at all like on her web site. I asked about additional services, but she was quite emphatic that she does not provide them. She and the whole place was a bit weird. I will not be going back.

*Thanks for the heads up. I saw the website myself and figured with all the low cut blouses, there would definitely be additional services. What a bummer. Thanks for taking a hit for the team*

**ThroatPlunger** · 03-30-11 13:30

Guys, I go to this one place often, so I don't know if I overlooked the sign or if it was new. In the sauna yesterday, I saw a sign that read,"Gentleman do not urine on rock." Seriously? If I ever find a guy who pissed on the rocks, I will put his cock to the rocks. It is just wrong.

As for the rest of the story, a 50ish woman in what looked like a prom dress did her best. I squinted my eyes to not make her out completely. A little better than typical attitude and delivery, but old nonetheless.