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[Slick Tool]

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I am from out of town, and was the area recently, and went to Lilly's Spa in Laurel, MD.

It is in a shopping center, in a wide open location, with no discreet entrance.

It was one of the WORST AMP experiences I have ever had in my life!

People seem to be reading into Azn's post much more negative behavior than seems warranted. To be sure, nothing good can come from engaging in argument w / mamasan. On the other hand, if Azn wan't rude and did nothing to warrant the lack of zealous service that he describes, then I applaud him for telling mamasan what was on his mind. He's the customer, after all. I haven't been to that place in years, but that's because my experiences (yes, I gave it a second chance) weren't too far off from Azn's. Maybe things have changed for the better, I don't know, but I won't go back unless I hear a series of consistently positive reviews, and the ones I've read on that place, in this forum and other sites, are usually more negative than positive. I've learned to always be as polite and upbeat as possible in order to garner the best possible AMP experience. But sometimes the hand that's dealt is simply the "tired frowning dispirited worker" that, at least on that particular occasion, would rather be pulling up turnips from the garden, so that's what you're going to get no matter how polite you are. Like many of you, I constantly scan these reviews in search of the good or great experience, and they do happen (witness the recent series of fawning reviews of Vivian at JHH) , but just not as often as we'd all like. I've tried many of the shops, and my "go-to's" have been ML and Kyoto, but those are certainly not "sure bets" for a great or even satisfactory experience every time. Truth is, all these places are hit or miss (some more miss than others). But if there were no "hits", we'd all have stopped long ago. Party on Garth.

[Slick Tool]

Before I hear TOFTT a bunch just trying to find if anyones tried out.

http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRu...inc-31/3577543

I can't remember where, but I've read at least two unflattering reviews (to say the least) on this lady. Just avoid.

[Eggroll]

Before I hear TOFTT a bunch just trying to find if anyones tried out.

http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRu...inc-31/3577543

You need to RTTF.

Eggroll

[Bdog1414]

Before I hear TOFTT a bunch just trying to find if anyones tried out.

http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRu...inc-31/3577543

[John Chad]

Cost me $$$$$$$.1 ($$$$$$ for

That shit is so fucking stupid.

Why don't you just type $710 and $600

[Drofnalb]

There is absolutely nothing wrong with Lily's (location, staff, or mamasan) , it is a good location for people who can treat people like human beings.

Not sure where OP is from, but things obviously work differently here.

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I am from out of town, and was the area recently, and went to Lilly's Spa in Laurel, MD.

It is in a shopping center, in a wide open location, with no discreet entrance.

It was one of the WORST AMP experiences I have ever had in my life.

[Butter Dog]

Wow, after reading AznFasinazn's report, all I have to say is that it's a darn good thing that he didn't try B&S in Rosedale on Sunday. I had a flat tire that I had to get fixed in the area. Cost me $$$$$$$.1 ($$$$$$ for two tires, alignment and a new tie rod and $.1 for AMP 'therapy' afterwards).

I haven't been here is a while and had expected an older provider. Was amazed to find Grace, nice, young a pretty. Pretty much everything went downhill from there. No TS. Used so much oil that I felt like I had been washed up on a Gulf Coast beach. Back 'rub' lasted maybe five minutes. Flip and HE, followed by some of the lamest touching and rubbing that nowhere resembled anything like a massage, professional or otherwise, to round out a half hour (although I paid for a full hour). Didn't care. At this point I just wanted to get the hell out of there.

I don't know if Grace is the exception or the norm. If she is the exception, avoid her. If she is the norm at B&S, avoid B&S. In any event, this place is crossed off my list. Such a shame to go from one end of the spectrum (Vivian) to plummet to the bottom of the well (Grace).

LARS™ Rating:

Face: 8.

Body: 7 (little thick down below)

Attitude: 2

Service: 0.

Butter Dog

[Blkninj01]

Visited JHH Saturday night and saw Lucy. It was great service again. Unfortunately she told me that she was leaving to go back to NY, her home, some time this week. She said she would return. She also told me that Victoria is on vacation now but didn't say when she would return. Lucy also told me that there were two new girls there and she introduced me to them on the way out. Their names are Cindy and Anna. Both are twenties and very nice looking. Anna is short and the prettier of the two. Cindy is almost as tall as Vivian. Lucy kept pushing Cindy as the one I should see next time for what that is worth.

Thanks for the info. I guess I will give Lucy a try this weekend.

[Ginger Man]

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I am from out of town, and was the area recently, and went to Lilly's Spa in Laurel, MD.

It is in a shopping center, in a wide open location, with no discreet entrance.

It was one of the WORST AMP experiences I have ever had in my life.

I have no agenda, and no conflict of interest.

The mamasan who greeted me was rude and demanding. It was the mamasan's way or the highway.

The house fee was a high $70.

She required that I fill out a form, with my name address, phone number, and things like you fill out when you go to a doctor, about medical history. When that occurred, I should have left. Naturally, none of the info I supplied had any relation to me.

The mamasan said they did not have TS "because that was against the law." She told me they used to have one, but no more. When I heard that, I should have left.

There was a huge sign in the room "Tips are appreciated, but not required. No sexual activity occurs here."

I wonder how many times this place has been busted.

She gave me one of the first true lineups I have ever seen, and of 5 women, which the mamasan referred to by numnber, there were 2 very hot ones.

I chose number 4, Kim.

After that, it was all downhill.

While superficially attractive, Kim had one of the worst attitudes I have ever seen in an AMP provider.

We went to the stand-up shower (ugggh) , and Kim's idea of giving me a stand-up shower was holding the showerhead with a huge frown on her face, while, as she said "you do", meaning I wash myself.

I said to her, I'll hold the showerhead, and she should wash me. I did not think her frown / attitude could get any worse, but it did.

At that point, I asked her if there was any reason to continue.

She told me "You stop complaining!" I asked her to get the mamasan.

The whole standup shower lasted no more than 5 minutes.

I told the mamasan, there was no reason to be here with a pretty woman, with a huge frown on her face.

The only other hot woman from the lineup was now unavailable.

I went back to the room, and started to put my clothes back on.

The mamasan brought in another woman, who was not attractive at all.

I said politely "no thank you".

I said,"keep $20 or whatever you think is fair", and to my surprise, the mamasan returned with $50 (actually keeping $20.) I asked you are really going to keep $20 for a 5 minute shower.

An argument ensued, and "another mamasan" appeared who started screaming me at me, about how I was a bad person, and how I insulted everyone, by passing on them etc. She also said Kim helped wash me for 10 minutes, and then started to dial a number on her cell number.

I told the 2nd mamasan what I thought in full detail, and left.

This place is f'and horrendous, and the mamasans are horrible.

I go to these places occasionally to have a good time. When I go, I want the woman, I want, not who they give me, necessarily, and as bad as it sounds, I am not concerned about the providers feelings who I pass on.

I'm sure they will bounce back from the rejection.

I will be back in town in a few weeks, and definitely won't go near this place.

One the worst AMP experiences ever!

Sorry about your bad experience. Looking at your previous posts, you seem to have had quite a few bad experiences. I don't know.

[SavantGarde]

A few things about your experience: $70 is the average cost in Howard County, TS aren't allowed in Howard County, and reading the appropriate forum (in this case Jessup) would have provided all this information all more about the AMPs including Lily's. I can't speak for the mamasan's attitude if it was in fact rude to begin with, but your getting upset about misunderstand what is / isn't the norm in HoCo didn't help the situation.

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I am from out of town, and was the area recently, and went to Lilly's Spa in Laurel, MD.

It is in a shopping center, in a wide open location, with no discreet entrance.

It was one of the WORST AMP experiences I have ever had in my life.

I have no agenda, and no conflict of interest.

The mamasan who greeted me was rude and demanding. It was the mamasan's way or the highway.

The house fee was a high $70.

She required that I fill out a form, with my name address, phone number, and things like you fill out when you go to a doctor, about medical history. When that occurred, I should have left. Naturally, none of the info I supplied had any relation to me.

The mamasan said they did not have TS "because that was against the law." She told me they used to have one, but no more. When I heard that, I should have left.

There was a huge sign in the room "Tips are appreciated, but not required. No sexual activity occurs here."

I wonder how many times this place has been busted.

She gave me one of the first true lineups I have ever seen, and of 5 women, which the mamasan referred to by numnber, there were 2 very hot ones.

I chose number 4, Kim.

After that, it was all downhill.

While superficially attractive, Kim had one of the worst attitudes I have ever seen in an AMP provider.

We went to the stand-up shower (ugggh) , and Kim's idea of giving me a stand-up shower was holding the showerhead with a huge frown on her face, while, as she said "you do", meaning I wash myself.

I said to her, I'll hold the showerhead, and she should wash me. I did not think her frown / attitude could get any worse, but it did.

At that point, I asked her if there was any reason to continue.

She told me "You stop complaining!" I asked her to get the mamasan.

The whole standup shower lasted no more than 5 minutes.

I told the mamasan, there was no reason to be here with a pretty woman, with a huge frown on her face.

The only other hot woman from the lineup was now unavailable.

I went back to the room, and started to put my clothes back on.

The mamasan brought in another woman, who was not attractive at all.

I said politely "no thank you".

I said,"keep $20 or whatever you think is fair", and to my surprise, the mamasan returned with $50 (actually keeping $20.) I asked you are really going to keep $20 for a 5 minute shower.

An argument ensued, and "another mamasan" appeared who started screaming me at me, about how I was a bad person, and how I insulted everyone, by passing on them etc. She also said Kim helped wash me for 10 minutes, and then started to dial a number on her cell number.

I told the 2nd mamasan what I thought in full detail, and left.

This place is f'and horrendous, and the mamasans are horrible.

I go to these places occasionally to have a good time. When I go, I want the woman, I want, not who they give me, necessarily, and as bad as it sounds, I am not concerned about the providers feelings who I pass on.

I'm sure they will bounce back from the rejection.

I will be back in town in a few weeks, and definitely won't go near this place.

One the worst AMP experiences ever!

[Anjguy39]

There were 3@baltimorecity. Gov addresses on my CC. I left them off this report as a sign of respect. But the reality is as follows:

This would provide Baltimore with a LARGE new source of income and revitalization. The city would instantly become a global destination for high end sex work.

I think maybe just maybe if enough of us write the city government we could change their thought process. We all remember what the block was at one time. It has really gone down hill since I moved into the city just 4 yrs ago. I am sure the city is missing some of the revenue that they once had by changing their regulations on parking along Baltimore St. And the surrounding streets. If they are so worried about drugs then park the ATF van on Gay St that certainly cleaned up the block of drug salesmen, or better yet legalize it and enjoy the increase revenue by taxing the products. Maybe this would improve the quality of street drugs at a cheaper cost.

So Gentlemen and your friends, start writing the City representatives and expressing your opnion. Just look at the change in the federal governmnet made since new political activist started pushing their opinion. One would be surprised the effect of a few letters can make on government officals Give me back my liberty.

[JGarvey69]

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I am from out of town, and was the area recently, and went to Lilly's Spa in Laurel, MD.

The mamasan who greeted me was rude and demanding. It was the mamasan's way or the highway.

The house fee was a high $70.

She required that I fill out a form, with my name address, phone number, and things like you fill out when you go to a doctor, about medical history. When that occurred, I should have left. Naturally, none of the info I supplied had any relation to me.

The mamasan said they did not have TS "because that was against the law." She told me they used to have one, but no more. When I heard that, I should have left.

One the worst AMP experiences ever!

1. When they ask if you've been there before, you say yes. Always. Otherwise, they have to collect a form, and it makes them nervous you're LE.

2. $70 is the standard around here, some places are even $80 now.

3. They don't have TS, because it does violate local regulations most places in Maryland. Only a very few places do have one.

4. Not saying Lily's is the greatest or anything. And I don't know for SURE that you said you hadn't been there before. But I'd be willing to wager on it. But even if not, asking for a lineup will also make them nervous. So once you arrived and convinced them you were LE, how exactly was your session supposed to go well?

So if instead of what actually happened, you just said "Yeah, I've been here many times. I come here every time I'm in town, but it has been a little while." I think things would have gone very differently.

[Jake L]

The answer is obvious and if a debate took place legalized sex work would win.

This would provide Baltimore with a LARGE new source of income and revitalization. The city would instantly become a global destination for high end sex work.

Right now, Baltimore city is NOT a hot spot for high end sex work but this could change.

Imagine the empty warehouses and row homes becoming new high end spas, clubs, and sex hotels.

The plan would be to decriminalize the indoor variety with commercial areas zoned for the activity, the outdoor variety within red light districts.

When you look at all the damn hotels they keep building in Baltimore, producing such an enormous glut in housing supply that you see for lease / for rent signs *everywhere, someone at City Hall has to figure out that we need a decriminalized sex industry to fill up these empty hotel rooms.

In the 1950s it was fashionable for celebrities to cruise the Block. The City should take the brass knuckles off and embrace the Block, making it a likely destination for the conventioners that they have been trying to bring in with all the hotels that have been built.

[AznFasinazn]

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I am from out of town, and was the area recently, and went to Lilly's Spa in Laurel, MD.

It is in a shopping center, in a wide open location, with no discreet entrance.

It was one of the WORST AMP experiences I have ever had in my life.

I have no agenda, and no conflict of interest.

The mamasan who greeted me was rude and demanding. It was the mamasan's way or the highway.

The house fee was a high $70.

She required that I fill out a form, with my name address, phone number, and things like you fill out when you go to a doctor, about medical history. When that occurred, I should have left. Naturally, none of the info I supplied had any relation to me.

The mamasan said they did not have TS "because that was against the law." She told me they used to have one, but no more. When I heard that, I should have left.

There was a huge sign in the room "Tips are appreciated, but not required. No sexual activity occurs here."

I wonder how many times this place has been busted.

She gave me one of the first true lineups I have ever seen, and of 5 women, which the mamasan referred to by numnber, there were 2 very hot ones.

I chose number 4, Kim.

After that, it was all downhill.

While superficially attractive, Kim had one of the worst attitudes I have ever seen in an AMP provider.

We went to the stand-up shower (ugggh) , and Kim's idea of giving me a stand-up shower was holding the showerhead with a huge frown on her face, while, as she said "you do", meaning I wash myself.

I said to her, I'll hold the showerhead, and she should wash me. I did not think her frown / attitude could get any worse, but it did.

At that point, I asked her if there was any reason to continue.

She told me "You stop complaining!" I asked her to get the mamasan.

The whole standup shower lasted no more than 5 minutes.

I told the mamasan, there was no reason to be here with a pretty woman, with a huge frown on her face.

The only other hot woman from the lineup was now unavailable.

I went back to the room, and started to put my clothes back on.

The mamasan brought in another woman, who was not attractive at all.

I said politely "no thank you".

I said,"keep $20 or whatever you think is fair", and to my surprise, the mamasan returned with $50 (actually keeping $20.) I asked you are really going to keep $20 for a 5 minute shower.

An argument ensued, and "another mamasan" appeared who started screaming me at me, about how I was a bad person, and how I insulted everyone, by passing on them etc. She also said Kim helped wash me for 10 minutes, and then started to dial a number on her cell number.

I told the 2nd mamasan what I thought in full detail, and left.

This place is f'and horrendous, and the mamasans are horrible.

I go to these places occasionally to have a good time. When I go, I want the woman, I want, not who they give me, necessarily, and as bad as it sounds, I am not concerned about the providers feelings who I pass on.

I'm sure they will bounce back from the rejection.

I will be back in town in a few weeks, and definitely won't go near this place.

One the worst AMP experiences ever!

[A Otay]

Was wondering who the heavier one was when I went last time. I think I may give her a try the next time. Sorry I missed vivian but the one that called herself Selena was pretty good also.

Visited JHH Saturday night and saw Lucy. It was great service again. Unfortunately she told me that she was leaving to go back to NY, her home, some time this week. She said she would return. She also told me that Victoria is on vacation now but didn't say when she would return. Lucy also told me that there were two new girls there and she introduced me to them on the way out. Their names are Cindy and Anna. Both are twenties and very nice looking. Anna is short and the prettier of the two. Cindy is almost as tall as Vivian. Lucy kept pushing Cindy as the one I should see next time for what that is worth.