Massage Parlor Reports

[Lvillig]

Thanks to all of the info here I stopped into JHH a week or so ago before my trip to the DR. I saw Bonnie who was absolutely wonderful. This is the best AMP around hands down.

[The NewGuy]

12:30am and I caught the first itch I've had in over 5 months. Most providers were off the clock. I had to have called at least 4. This one picked up. Looked like I was going to be swimming in a green ocean on this night. Spefically asked for a more youthful provider. This was my first time going there, didn't know what to expect. Reports on here weren't really cohesive or complete. The location is awful. Bar was packed next door full of drunkards I suppose. Anyway, provider opens the door and doesn't look half bad. Give her a solid 7 on the east coast AMP scale. Told her I saw there ad for. 5 for 1H and she said that they were getting ready to go to sleep so could I do. 4 for HH. That should have been my first clue right there. Stupid me. Get to the room and I gave her the. 4. She looks at the. 4 as if it were monopoly money. Asks me was I going to tip her. Mind you this is before the massage or any clothes were off. What the hell? Should have been my second clue. She leaves out. I disrobe and jump on the table. She comes back and starts off with a very lame massage. I mean it was OK but definitely not anything to write home about. Massage lasted all of 10 minutes. She tells me to flip. Once I flip, she wants to negotiate her tip. She asks me what I want and I ask for BJ. She says $. I tell her I'd give her. 7. Given her very lame massage I wasn't really too pressed for the BJ. She then tells me she would give HE, and strip for. 7. At this point I knew I was overpaying but rather than make a scene I just decided to oblige her take the loss. 15 seconds of titty suck and finger bang later, my loads on her arm and she's cleaning me up. I'm pretty sure for some, that would have been great but for me. I've always prided myself on the fact that I've never paid more than $ for FS. To add insult to injury, I gave her the. 7 and she asks if I could give her. 8. WTH? I told her maybe next time. So for a HH nude HE with touching I was out 1. 2. I guess the good thing I can report back is that when I was leaving out, there was a much younger chick in the living room. Perhaps one of you lucky bastards was in the room with her, idk!

So which provider did you end up going to? The review didn't give us a name so that we can avoid it.

[Houndog1]

Dropped into Victoria spa last Monday morning. I had some time off work and was feeling like some attention. It's right on York road next to a bike shop but you can pop in the door and down the steps without attracting any attention. Door has a buzzer and answered by a the manager who looks good enough to take a swing at. Got a girl, Shee-Shee, couldn't really catch the name. She's got a tight body but about a 6 for the face. Table shower is good with a lot of attention where it belongs and the girl is friendly and laughing and smiling while she plays with me which I like. Back to the room and a pretty nice massage with lots of attention to the boys and roaming for me. After about 20 minutes I flip and get her out of her clothes and she starts with lots of nice tongue action and a good BBBJ that about gets me gone before I can get her to CG me. She is super tight and from the look on her face she's feeling it too. We go for it and after we're done she finishes the massage. Must have been slow because I got about 1 1/2 hours instead of the agreed hour. Tipped her, got a nice hug from her and the manager and out the door again. Nice place, real convenient, hope it lasts!

[Butter Dog]

Went to 8910 Hard Fought Rolls the other day. This was my 3rd time. All 3 times I've gone, the quality of the mp has gone down.

That's too bad. This place used to be my go to when you really needed a Grade A rub to work outsome kinks and soreness. The providers never dressed the part, but were on the younger side of 35, and an average of 8 on looks.

Sometimes these things go in cycles. Anyone with 50+ under their belt will know what I'm talking about. Specially with the AMP's that have been around for 20+ years.

BD

[Rahjohn]

12:30am and I caught the first itch I've had in over 5 months. Most providers were off the clock. I had to have called at least 4. This one picked up. Looked like I was going to be swimming in a green ocean on this night. Spefically asked for a more youthful provider. This was my first time going there, didn't know what to expect. Reports on here weren't really cohesive or complete. The location is awful. Bar was packed next door full of drunkards I suppose. Anyway, provider opens the door and doesn't look half bad. Give her a solid 7 on the east coast AMP scale. Told her I saw there ad for. 5 for 1H and she said that they were getting ready to go to sleep so could I do. 4 for HH. That should have been my first clue right there. Stupid me. Get to the room and I gave her the. 4. She looks at the. 4 as if it were monopoly money. Asks me was I going to tip her. Mind you this is before the massage or any clothes were off. What the hell? Should have been my second clue. She leaves out. I disrobe and jump on the table. She comes back and starts off with a very lame massage. I mean it was OK but definitely not anything to write home about. Massage lasted all of 10 minutes. She tells me to flip. Once I flip, she wants to negotiate her tip. She asks me what I want and I ask for BJ. She says $. I tell her I'd give her. 7. Given her very lame massage I wasn't really too pressed for the BJ. She then tells me she would give HE, and strip for. 7. At this point I knew I was overpaying but rather than make a scene I just decided to oblige her take the loss. 15 seconds of titty suck and finger bang later, my loads on her arm and she's cleaning me up. I'm pretty sure for some, that would have been great but for me. I've always prided myself on the fact that I've never paid more than $ for FS. To add insult to injury, I gave her the. 7 and she asks if I could give her. 8. WTH? I told her maybe next time. So for a HH nude HE with touching I was out 1. 2. I guess the good thing I can report back is that when I was leaving out, there was a much younger chick in the living room. Perhaps one of you lucky bastards was in the room with her, idk!

[Satya]

The older and fatter the mp will be. I am truly convinced.

Went to 8910 Hard Fought Rolls the other day. This was my 3rd time. All 3 times I've gone, the quality of the mp has gone down. This particular time, when I called on the phone I specifically asked for a younger girl. I don't really know how many girls this spot has working as it seems to be a 2 girl op. When I got there, I quickly realized that I guess mama thought I meant younger than 60. LOL The girl was not thin, not that it's a requirement, was dressed like a 50 year old french teacher from Champaign, Il and her body was not all that. She led me to the room, I quickly dethroned and jumped on the table. Fuck it, I wasn't about to go back home. She asked what I wanted and I opted for the hh. The massage was great. Me being the young horndog that I am, I always make the best out of a bad situation. Went she went around to massage my shoulders I just started feeling on the back of her ass. She was turned on by how muscular and in shape I was, so I made sure that all my moves were exagerated LOL. She was getting really turned on. I don't know if it was because it was late or because she really wanted to fuck but 15 minutes into the massage she asks me to flip and says that she wanted to take mr candy in her mouth. I smiled and said but of course. She might have been older and less attractive but her head skills made her look like Ms. America at the moment. She then gets up, strips down bends over on the end of the table and taps her bottom. I think you all know what happened next. Stella Chang got her groove back because I rocked that thing something good. When all was said and done and after she toweled me off, she only charged me. 4 for the half and. 2 for what went down. I tipped her an extra. 2. It was a nice little suprise. When life hands you lemons, make some lemonade.

On a side note, has anyone been to 9001? Any reviews?

Rah

I have been going there off and on for years and the workers vary and like anywhere else they change every 10-14 days. There is only one worker but the manager only goes there when busy. There was a very nice girl maybe 26 who worked through the 14th of May and it sounds like you missed her. BTW it is a good practice to bring your own rain coats. Some of the women who work there have been middlin so I go with a HJ.

Saty

[Satya]

1. 6 for an AMP in bmore is just silly. You guys are going to eventually start pricing yourself out of the market. Keep in mind most girls are here either illegally or on gc. $20 a day would be considered great wages where they come from (and intend on returning someday). I'd pay no more than. 6 for an hour door fee at a bmore AMP. The quality of girls up here doesn't really justify anything higher than that.

Where these girls come from maybe $20 is a good days wage but these girls are not in China, S. Korea, or Malaysia, they are in the USA where $20 ain't shit. I have been with over 100 of these girls and most live in "China Town", Flushing, LA and San Francisco which are not the cheapest places to live in America. So don't sell them short while all of them lie about some things but most do send money home to family.

[Rod Philderup]

Can somebody explain to me how to use the search box? When I use it it refers me to an entire forum, not a page number or specific post.

Should have been "Search Thread" not the other way around. Sorry, also you must log in or you you won't see the right display.

Rp

[Rod Philderup]

Can somebody explain to me how to use the search box? When I use it it refers me to an entire forum, not a page number or specific post.

Log in, select a thread, right hand corner you will see "thread search" Click that, a box will appear with search or advanced. I always use search not advanced.

Hope this helps.

Rp

[Rapid]

Can somebody explain to me how to use the search box? When I use it it refers me to an entire forum, not a page number or specific post.

Click Advanced Search first.

Rapid

[Kousei]

I guess you don't know how to click the back pages and LOOK for yourself.

Also I would guess you don't know how to use the search box in the upper right hand corner

I have to say, I think some people might be a little uptight here, others, thanks for not blowing a gasket when a newcomer asks a question. In all fairness, yes, I should have just searched. To avoid any bad blood with anyone here, I apologize if my humor is not your brand.

I fully intend to make a visit to one of the aforementioned Towson / Baltimore area locations and make a full report.

Cheers to you all!

[Gintonicrocks]

Can somebody explain to me how to use the search box? When I use it it refers me to an entire forum, not a page number or specific post.

After logging in, and selecting a thread, click on search, put in search request and click. If your request is recognized, the screen will fill with all reports in that thread that contain your parameters. Scroll them, and click on the ones you want to read, and they will show rest of report.

Hopes this helps.

GTR

[The NewGuy]

Driving up from VA today I had to make a detour onto Washington Blvd since of an accident right after route 32. While driving by I noticed a sign for a SPA on my left side. I swung by and noticed that there was actually 2 SPAs in the area. I discovered Silk in the back when I drove around to see if there was a back entrance so I don't have to be seen by all the people hangin out outside the other spa. Before going in, I googled the spa and saw there was good reviews on it. I called the # and asked if they had anyone available. The mamason said yes. I asked for the address to make sure I was making an appt at the correct spot. Mamason said they were on the border of Elkridge and Jessup. (However to me I think it was in Jessup). I entered and she collected the due. 7 for 45mins (they don't offer 1 hr massages) and a few minutes later a cute korean girl walks in.

She said her name was Kim. She told me she was 28 yrs old (even though she looked like she was 21/22). She was tall and slender with maybe a B / C cup. She asked if I wanted a shower, I said sure. She took me to the shower and it was not a TS but a standing one. She didn't clean too well but did pay attention to the boys to make sure they were well cleaned and was smiling. She then took me to the Sauna. This all took about 10-15mins. She then took me back to the room and began to give me a back massage and started asking what else she can do to make me relax more. I took that for a hint for a flip and I told her what I wanted. She told me everything else was on the menu but FS. She insisted. 8. I know this was more than I wanted to spend for something non FS but since I was already there and she was good lookin, I said sure. She had a rule about no kissing her above the neck (even the neck) when I tried. She ended up giving me BBBJ and a HJ. She enjoyed the 69 position and didn't really hint but insisted on this. She was very clean and well groomed. My hands and fingers did alot of probing and she was tight compared to the many K girls I have seen. After the deed was done. She left and cleaned me up with a hot towel and continued the massage. Her skills wasn't really in the massage but rather the BBBJ. I decided to tip her. 2 at the end since after the massage to end it off she ended up giving me a 2nd BBBJ. It was my first time there so I assume that is why FS was not on the menu but on the way out all the girls walked out and said Hi since they were all about to eat dinner together it seems. The girls look very young. I would probably recommend this place again. Not sure if anyone of you remember niki from Kyoto way back, but she reminded me of her since she was tall, slender, with long legs.

[Drop a Load]

Perhaps I should have stated that YMMV. I don't know what everyone else gets with her but I have gotten cfs. I also mentioned that she likes gifts from doctors. If you want more info pm me if you are a senior member with good reviews.

I believe he refers to the old " Script for a screw" exchange. Ahh the barter system.

[Dickster]

Don't waste your money. Massage was OK but not great. Completely clothed and when I touched her she said too hard. HJ was OK which she said on phone was included. After massage she wanted a tip, I said for what you didn't even get nude, she said for HJ, I gave her. 20 and she was pissed, she wanted. 40. Too fucking bad, I only pay for what I get. My guess is that she won't be around long, hope she didn't sign a 1 yr lease.