Massage Parlor Reports

[CourtesanLover]

Yea guys the most to hope for in Rockville is HJ. Went to 2 yesterday. The first one I should have known it would be crap cause they advertise on dc craigslist for 45 / hr. Absolutely no extras were available she just said "massage finish" and left the room, massage was good gave a. 2 tip. Still feelin backed up I decided to check out another place.

I've been seein many places advertising asian and latin girls available. But what I think happens is that its a AMP and they have some contract latinas that they call if a client asks for one ahead of time and they come over. So checked out a spot on shady grove ct, was told they had latina. So when I get there a asian DUDE answers the door, I'm like WTF, but I say he is a guy he won't waste another guy's time he mus know why men go to parlors and it aint just for HJ. Anyway he tells me the latina chick's car broke down and she can't makeit so he show me the asian chic there who had some nice D's, so I say why not. The massage was ok, she however was not even comin close to the boys which was strange. So on the flip she ask me what I want so I do the universal hand symbol of the index and thumb on one hand and the index finger of the other hand.

I ould see the fear in her eyes she said " no, no I will get locked up", I tried to reassure her I was not he police nor would I tell anyone but she was too scared, had to plead with her to show me the funbags, I realised the night was a waste so I settled for a HJ gave her. 4 tip. So I think rockville is over priced and under serving.

Courtesan Lover

[Dj Platinum]

Jalb, haven't heard from you in a while. Did you ever find those elusive big Asian boobies that you were so desperately looking for? Good luck and good hunting. I got to say that big Asian boobies are more of the exception than the norm.

BD

Especially if they are natural kind. Bigger ones are usually store bought.

DJP

[Jalb25]

Jalb, haven't heard from you in a while. Did you ever find those elusive big Asian boobies that you were so desperately looking for? Good luck and good hunting. I got to say that big Asian boobies are more of the exception than the norm.

BD

Hey,

Thanks for the interest in my noble quest but I am still looking.
Does anyone have any info if Connie from Silk is still working anywhere in the area?
I do need a fix and I need it bad!

Thanks again.

[Butter Dog]

Jalb, haven't heard from you in a while. Did you ever find those elusive big Asian boobies that you were so desperately looking for? Good luck and good hunting. I got to say that big Asian boobies are more of the exception than the norm.

BD

[Gintonicrocks]

What does it take to become a Sr. Member on this board? Apparently it takes 6 posts of little value, and 30 posts degrading fellow comrades, or calling them out for calling a spade a spade. YOU, and I'm sure you know who you are, are degrading this forum. For somebody who likes to talk the talk, you can't seem to walk the walk. Go back to the playground and grow a pair!

[Winefan]

Have been now a few times.

Have had Linda 3x, and Nancy (CheChe) once.

I believe there is one or two other maseusses there, but have not tried yet.

Both ladies, though different in technique and attitude, were excellent providers.

One more business like, one more playful.

This is a very welcome addition to the Northern Baltimore area.

[Dickster]

Does anyone know what happened to Nirvana on Bel Air Road and the Beltway, they appear to be closed? ? Wonder where Tina is now, she was a friendly litle filly!

[Jbt1140]

Well I went to jhh for the first time last week. Was a little unsure of the parking but I parked outback next to a shed. I walked up the rear entrance and was greater by a very nice young lady. Said her name was Bonnie. I was very pleased with her youthful appearance. She was not thin but was not heavy either and the best thing was her English was really not broken. I paid her for an hour house fee. Went back to the room and the Massage was nice but not the best I have ever had although there was a lot of playing around my special place. On the flip she asked what I was willing to spend. I said. 6 and she said he HJ. Now I have been to massage parlors before and spend anywhere from 2 to 3 for that service. So I said no I don't think so. Much to my surprise she told me. 8 for full. SOLD. I've never done FS at an AMP but figured it was a good deal. Pretty decent experience. On the way out I was introduced to 2 other ladies that were working, they were older and not my cup of tea but she told me to cone back and try all the ladies. I will def go back but with the intention to see bonnie again.

[Zappa3]

I agree with this, especially considering the fact that our beloved AMPs are stationary targets. SWs and escorts are a little different in that the girls can move around, change their names, and phone numbers. A simple recommendation with ratings scale would suffice for me. Sometimes I cringe when I read some of the reports here and it makes me think twice about going anytime soon. There is no reason to be too graphic, unless you want the fun to stop.

Food for thought, this previous report by Drofnalb may apply to newly opened spots.

Highly detailed reports may draw fire, I would hate to see a good thing be shut down prematurely.

Quote Originally Posted by Drofnalb View Post.

I do not pretend to be the police of this board, but current times require more discretion.

Let me explain, I went to the westside location recently. They were full of customers. Mama wanted me to wait in the tanning room until someone was free (I left and went to Blue instead). This is because all of our spots are getting shut down.

Lets try not to loose the little we have left. Please keep reporting, but try to save the juicy details for a PM session.

Thanks

[Houndog1]

Saw your previous posts and didn't see any where what the damage $$$ was. Can you give details on how much the damage was? I'm debatin on checking this place out this week and wanted to see if it was worth it or just going to JH.

Same damage as JH, .7 house and $ for FS (at least that's what they've charged me ). I really like JH but prefer how clean VicSpa was. Forgot to mention the last time I was there 1/2 way through sounded like the landlord or the bike shop manager from upstairs came in and was complaining loudly about the humidity problem and how it smelled like a swimming pool (the table shower) and how they never had that problem before. I was getting annoyed and CoCo eventually went out and let mama know in Chinese and she finally kicked him out so we could get back to business. Hope this doesn't cause unwanted attention.

Anybody seen any other girls here or is it just Sheshe and Coco?

Cheers!

[Newbie]

Food for thought, this previous report by Drofnalb may apply to newly opened spots.

Highly detailed reports may draw fire, I would hate to see a good thing be shut down prematurely.

Quote Originally Posted by Drofnalb View Post.

I do not pretend to be the police of this board, but current times require more discretion.

Let me explain, I went to the westside location recently. They were full of customers. Mama wanted me to wait in the tanning room until someone was free (I left and went to Blue instead). This is because all of our spots are getting shut down.

Lets try not to loose the little we have left. Please keep reporting, but try to save the juicy details for a PM session.

Thanks

[Lover Bug]

I recently paid a visit to Victoria Spa on York road in Lutherville. Have not seen a lot of buzz on the place so I though I would leave a quick report.

The place was clean and quite. In the basement of the building. Entry is on the side so it is easy to avoid attracting to much attention, also one can park in the back, albeit the place is on a busy street.

I was met by Coco who was sort of attractive but not ugly. Tall, thin nice skin, small-ish chest. Massage was mediocre although she did ask if I wanted soft or hard massage. When she led to the room she asked me to undress. She stepped out, and to my surprise didn't return for far to long. When the massage started it was little more than girlfriend quality soft touching, although I asked for hard massage. Just prior to the turn she said,"just a minute" and left the room again. I was all ready to go and began to lose interest as it took her about 3 minutes to return.

When she did, she arrived completely dis-robed which quickly put me in the mood again. She began with a CBJ on her own and then pointed to her honey-spot and asked if I wanted that as well. Her attitude improved and the service finished nicely. I got the feeling service would improve with repeat visits.

Cheers!

What was the $ damage?

[Kousei]

I recently paid a visit to Victoria Spa on York road in Lutherville. Have not seen a lot of buzz on the place so I though I would leave a quick report.

The place was clean and quite. In the basement of the building. Entry is on the side so it is easy to avoid attracting to much attention, also one can park in the back, albeit the place is on a busy street.

I was met by Coco who was sort of attractive but not ugly. Tall, thin nice skin, small-ish chest. Massage was mediocre although she did ask if I wanted soft or hard massage. When she led to the room she asked me to undress. She stepped out, and to my surprise didn't return for far to long. When the massage started it was little more than girlfriend quality soft touching, although I asked for hard massage. Just prior to the turn she said,"just a minute" and left the room again. I was all ready to go and began to lose interest as it took her about 3 minutes to return.

When she did, she arrived completely dis-robed which quickly put me in the mood again. She began with a CBJ on her own and then pointed to her honey-spot and asked if I wanted that as well. Her attitude improved and the service finished nicely. I got the feeling service would improve with repeat visits.

Cheers!

[The NewGuy]

Had such a good time the other day went back to the new place. Saw the manager at the door and greeted her by name and she seemed surprised, didn't recognize me I guess. I tried to get the same girl as last time but didn't get her name right and when I tried to describe her they seemed to get confused so instead I pulled a petite 30's girl, about an 8 and went for the shower. I was in there for a few minutes when the manager showed up with the other girl and peeked in to see if she recognized me, which she did so everything is cool and I now have three girls in the shower with me. I would like to report an interesting experience here, but it didn't happen, the other two left and we went back to the room. Average massage, not much roaming, and on the flip she wasn't interested in a lot of preliminaries. Tried kissing her neck and she went nuts, real ticklish, so anything above the boobs technically off limits but I kept going for it since it got a great reaction and everything tightened up. Finished mish and that was pretty good but overall her attitude wasn't all that friendly and I won't repeat. I like a lot of smiles and laughing and playing. Any recommendations for a new guy? I think this is Coco that has been described before in other places in the forums (see, I RTFF, why can't everyone chill and just have fun? New guys need some advice so their first experiences are good and they don't call it quits. I've tried to give some good reports as a new guy so please don't give me shit, happy memorial day!).

Saw your previous posts and didn't see any where what the damage $$$ was. Can you give details on how much the damage was? I'm debatin on checking this place out this week and wanted to see if it was worth it or just going to JH.

[Butter Dog]

But now the Orphan Annie decoder rings can be put away, the code is English, plain and simple.

Yeah, you ain't kidding me. Just a little wee bit of effrot is all it takes. But aparently this dick is just a complainer. Oh, don't forget about 3426 and 3193. I don't want to hear about any complaints about just ONE vague reference.

El Mantequilla Perro