Massage Parlor Reports

**Travelure** · 08-30-11 00:10

Against my better judgement I went to Jasmine one afternoon, it being close to work and what not. First day I reached and the mmsn opened the door and said that sorry we are full, I asked how much time will it take, she said long time. Kike an idiot I went back the next day. Mmsn took me in, no acknowledgement of my having come there earlier.

Anyway, she put me in the cubby and then it took forever anyone to come in. By then I was a little irritated since this was a short excursion out from work, so I said hhr when mmsn came to ask. Finally in walks a tranny. He / she (it) proceeded to joke with me in a masculine voice. By then I was already sick of the whole thing, so I said, lets just see how bad this can get. Well I got a horrible, casual and basically harsh massage. In between the mmsn talked with this tranny through the bedsheet that hung on the cubby no less than 4 times, as if it was just incidental that I was paying my hard earned money to get harshly kneeded by IT.

Now I was waiting to see what would happen next. Well what happened takes the cake, suddenly the mmsn said something in korean, IT proceeded to slap my butt and say massage over. Bye. And left. Just left and disappeared.

But I left out the worst part, IT used a kind of cream to massage me, no unscented oil but some kind of cheap white cream which left me all sticky AND stinky. I felt horrible, but worse, now I could not get back to work without also reeking of this horrible stench. Had to drive all the way home and take a shower and then go back to work.

My worst AMP experience to date! And its not that great a story either, just a pathetic experience. Don't go there.

**Parkville** · 08-29-11 20:59

Originally Posted by JohnnyPassion [View Original Post]

Hit ML today. Enjoy being friends with Julie. Fine TS and everything available. IMHO ML is five star establishment.

Seconded. Julie + well all of the girls that have worked there are quite good. Is there even another AMP that compares?

**Pikey488** · 08-29-11 14:30

Based off many praises for Lucy at JHH I took the opportunity of a day off and visited her. Reports are dead on and she is simply amazing. Best experience I have had at an AMP in a long time. Usual fees applies. I was tempted to see a traveling pro but in the end to try and save money decided to see lucy instead. I am glad I did so. She is just a gem. Treat her well. Thanks to all who have put the word out there on her.

Stay safe

**Lostpuppy3** · 08-29-11 12:02

Perhaps someone out there can help. I was walking Harford Road with my wife, and when I passed 8604 Harford, an old White house that has a Bradford Bank sign out front, I noticed that there was a banner in the window that says massage and a neon open sign that was not lit up due to the hurricane power outage. I have checked the forum and checked CL and BP. I haven't noticed any new spas listed. This is a tough one for me since it is very close to my house, but would be interested in knowing for sure if this is new talent in the area. Thanks for any help you can provide. LP

**JohnnyPassion** · 08-28-11 16:58

Hit ML today. Enjoy being friends with Julie. Fine TS and everything available. IMHO ML is five star establishment.

**Ekim Ekim** · 08-28-11 13:30

Has anyone been to ML lately? Any reports? I have had an itch and was going to try to pay a visit.

**Mob833** · 08-28-11 02:44

Originally Posted by MisterOtk [View Original Post]

I was passing through Baltimore last week and tried this place.

http://baltimore.craigslist.org/thp/2544520972.html

Its pretty well off the beaten path for a traveller, but the price is right for the service. I thought I was at the wrong place at first as Its a nail salon, but talking to the gal at the desk, she took me straight back to a room where they've got a table set up.

Massage was good, and she had no problems w / getting right too it on the flip. A. 4 donation for the hands, and she allowed some roaming, but everything stayed on. Finished the hand work and then had another 15-20 min of massage to relax with.

Very nice experience! Wish I wasn't 4 hrs away from here normally!

I was thinking about going here too. The women looked really old and not sexy. Good cheap price but you may want to just pay the extra $10 for a another place.

**Mob833** · 08-28-11 02:40

Originally Posted by Mbwrink [View Original Post]

Has anybody checked this out as far as I can tell they opened up in June!

Asain Bodywork.

7437 Baltimore- Annapolis Blvd, Glen Burnie, MD 21061.

410 487 6982

I went there the other day. Overall ok service. She wanted $40 for a HJ. And it was not that great.

**Bullmarket2** · 08-26-11 11:20

I went to B&B today, off of Baltimore National Pike located in a small shopping center. They advertise on Craigslist. I was greeted by Jae, a 35-45 year old asian woman.

Appearence 7. Attitude 5. Service 5. I was charged $75 for the hour, but received on 45 minutes of attention. No table shower available.

Overall a lame massage and standard HE. Tip $40. I would not repeat.

**Member #4259** · 08-26-11 11:08

Originally Posted by Gintonicrocks [View Original Post]

EROS guide to Baltimore escorts.

GTR

I was doing some research and seemed that most providers are in the DC area except for one or two.

**Gintonicrocks** · 08-26-11 00:08

Originally Posted by WildWilly68 [View Original Post]

Other than the website I have never heard of EROS. What part of town is EROS in?

EROS guide to Baltimore escorts.

GTR

**Gintonicrocks** · 08-25-11 23:55

Originally Posted by Zappa3 [View Original Post]

I called jh a few weeks ago and ask who's working. As usual, she rattles off four names. I didn't hear any names that I was familiar with and didn't feel like risking getting a dud so I ask when is Lucy going to be back. She tried to get me to come in to see new girl Linda,"very popular, Lucy be back August". Last week I called back and she rattles off four more names, Lucy's included. Let's just say I've seen her a few times and each time as the comfort level increases so does the level of service. She's less shy and we talk and laugh. Lucy has that slender, slinky, cat-like quality that really gets to me. She put a little more effort into the massage this time, although it did occasionally revert back to the "one handed lazy" technique. I've often wondered what she's doing with the other hand while it's not on my back? Rockin good time for full hour.

BTW, as usual, I saw the rest of line up as I was leaving. Two of the girls were plain Janes but the third was pretty hot and you wouldn't even have to have lived in Asia to determine that.

Z3

The forth girl sounds like Michelle (see recent review) Just off the boat from China. Had the pleasure of seeing Lucy Weds. An hour of bliss. This little spinner will treat you right once she gets to know you, and will comply with most reasonable requests. I love me some Lucy. I've seen her many times over the past 3-4 yrs. My $.02.

GTR

**Satya** · 08-25-11 23:46

Originally Posted by Rahjohn [View Original Post]

I beg to differ. Tbc has had non euro women working there. And BTW, their therapist actually give superb massages. Additionally, I'm sure that any asian american woman that fit tbc's standards and criteria could work there. I guess the difference between the two of us is what you consider hot and what I consider hot. Having lived in japan, China, south korea, and vietnam, I know a hot asian woman when I see her. The majority of the AMPs in baltimore are staffed by what most who've actually lived in asian countries "5's" on a 10pt scale.

I'm not hung up on a womans race. Hot is hot and a great massage is a great massage.

I have never been to China but I have dear friends who are Chinese. Both he and his wife said China does not allow beautiful single women to leave, only the 5s and below are allowed out. I am a 5 myself so it works out beautifully for me.

**Zappa3** · 08-25-11 19:40

I called jh a few weeks ago and ask who's working. As usual, she rattles off four names. I didn't hear any names that I was familiar with and didn't feel like risking getting a dud so I ask when is Lucy going to be back. She tried to get me to come in to see new girl Linda,"very popular, Lucy be back August". Last week I called back and she rattles off four more names, Lucy's included. Let's just say I've seen her a few times and each time as the comfort level increases so does the level of service. She's less shy and we talk and laugh. Lucy has that slender, slinky, cat-like quality that really gets to me. She put a little more effort into the massage this time, although it did occasionally revert back to the "one handed lazy" technique. I've often wondered what she's doing with the other hand while it's not on my back? Rockin good time for full hour.

BTW, as usual, I saw the rest of line up as I was leaving. Two of the girls were plain Janes but the third was pretty hot and you wouldn't even have to have lived in Asia to determine that.

Z3

**Zappa3** · 08-25-11 18:53

Originally Posted by Rahjohn [View Original Post]

I beg to differ. Tbc has had non euro women working there. And BTW, their therapist actually give superb massages. Additionally, I'm sure that any asian american woman that fit tbc's standards and criteria could work there. I guess the difference between the two of us is what you consider hot and what I consider hot. Having lived in japan, China, south korea, and vietnam, I know a hot asian woman when I see her. The majority of the AMPs in baltimore are staffed by what most who've actually lived in asian countries "5's" on a 10pt scale.

I'm not hung up on a womans race. Hot is hot and a great massage is a great massage.

Let me try this again. My point is that it is rediculous to say that TBC is only for the well heeled rich. It's equally rediculous to say that you'll only find 50 year old ugly or mediocre women at the AMPs. I know there are some but there are plenty that are not. Believe me, you don't have to live in an asian country to set yourself up as an expert on asian beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Quit acting like a pompous "know it all". You don't know everything.

If liking asian women is a hang up, I think I can live with that one.