Massage Parlor Reports

**TullerJohn** · 04-21-13 02:49

So I guess it's time for me to contribute, should have a while ago so here it goes, I'll start with most recent.

Went to the OS last Sunday, if you haven't been there, great off street parking, away from the city, was my first time to an AMP (not this time, but was my first AMP a few years ago) anyway, for newbies, I would recommend.

So onto the review, I ring the bell, and was greeted by a beautiful early 20's, obviously Asian, wearing cute pink sweat suit. I remember thinking, damn she's smoking, like seriously smoking, too bad she's just the greeter. I was led to the room, took care of the door fee, and told to get undressed. I grabbed the towel through it over my backside and laid down on the table and waited for the normal 35-40 year old, semi-attractive masseuse to arrive. A few minutes passed and the door opens, to my surprise, it's the beautiful 20 something girl who greeted me! This time wearing a sexy short white dress, wow, I mean wow. She spoke great English, asked if I like light touch, med, or hard massage. I went with hard, like I normally do. I received about 40 minutes of a great massage, not the best, but defiantly not complaining, non of that light rub, un-interested, just trying to get to the other part massage, but a true therapeutic massage. Hit the neck, back, legs, for a good 40 minutes, then spent a bit of time rubbing up the legs, lightly touching the boys from underneath. After about 5 minutes of focus on this area it was time for the flip. I was obviously excited and ready for the next part. She began rubbing up my thighs then went right for the target, which was pretty much pointing right at her. I gestured to her skirt in an asking way to which I received a very seductive eye squint and head nod. I started some light touching up her skirt, and she continued focusing on the main target, but unfortunately for me, it was over way too soon. She left the room and came right back with a warm hand towel, cleaned up, continued to massage my thighs and legs for about 5 minutes, then my time was up. I would have preferred a shot at a second round, but didn't know if that was an option, and really don't know how to ask for that without just, well, asking.

The bad. She left the room 3 times during my massage to answer the phone, I was pretty annoyed, but I think they were short staffed, and she was too damn sexy for me to really give a shit.

The good. She was by far, the sexiest massage girl I've ever had, young, 23 at most, super seductive and knows how to turn that on, let's you touch, and probably more (can't confirm the more part because I was done early), gave a great massage, not the best I've ever had, but definitely was worth it. Also I got the full hour.

The Damage .7 for the house fee, and I through .7 because she was so sexy. I usually give .4 or .5 as a tip for the usually services, but I think the extra was deserved.

Overall; Massage 7, looks 9, seductiveness 9.

Will definitely ask for her again.

I think I hit the main points and didn't break any forum rules, if I did, let me know, it's not intentional

**Satya** · 04-20-13 16:24

Originally Posted by Odd Dna [View Original Post]

Another visit to PT since ML failed to deliever last time.

PT is always a good place to go for the massage but this girls TS was awful and for. 7 tip I didn't get anything beyond the ordinary.

It seems like the AMP side of things has slowed to a crawl.

It is more a case of knowing where to go and if they know you or not. The "GFEs" have taken a beating though.

**Odd Dna** · 04-20-13 12:03

Another visit to PT since ML failed to deliever last time.

PT is always a good place to go for the massage but this girls TS was awful and for. 7 tip I didn't get anything beyond the ordinary.

It seems like the AMP side of things has slowed to a crawl.

**Gintonicrocks** · 04-16-13 19:59

Originally Posted by Mbwrink [View Original Post]

LOL, the HJ is the reward for putting up with the rest of it. I get it at least trimmed becuase woman complain of pubes in their mouth from oral. I figure that if she's going to handle my junk anyway for waxing maybe she will go the extra mile.

Lilly Tomlin, in one if her shows, explains to her grandson "be sure to do some manscaping down there, You don't want her to end up in a tumbleweed patch!" LOL.

GTR

**Mbwrink** · 04-16-13 18:19

Originally Posted by Smiling Fox [View Original Post]

Think I will stick with a razor or shaver. Thank you. That looks mighty painful.

Save the balls!

You can keep the bonus HJ.

LOL.

Smiling Fox, ; }

LOL, the HJ is the reward for putting up with the rest of it. I get it at least trimmed becuase woman complain of pubes in their mouth from oral. I figure that if she's going to handle my junk anyway for waxing maybe she will go the extra mile.

**John2526** · 04-16-13 14:25

Originally Posted by Mbwrink [View Original Post]

Can someone PM me if they know of a Esthetician or Cosmetologist who would do the extra. Saw a video on this on a porn tube and have been somewhat obssesed with getting one to do this for me.

http://xhamster.com/movies/1231134/h...ith_bonus.html

Marriage, in reverse.

**Smiling Fox** · 04-16-13 01:40

Think I will stick with a razor or shaver. Thank you. That looks mighty painful.

Save the balls!

You can keep the bonus HJ.

LOL.

Smiling Fox, ; }

**Horsetrader** · 04-15-13 23:25

Originally Posted by Propilot [View Original Post]

I know that this is the Baltimore thread, but I want to warn the guys that are planning a trip to the Philadelphia AMPs from where I have just returned. Le raided and closed an AMP by the name of Pink a few days ago. It was raided around 11:00 pm. As far as I can ascertain, people in the community complained to the police about the AMP. Seems eerily similar to what happened to JHH. The cops know that the AMPs are in the neighborhood, but usually will not bother / raid / close them unless someone complains. Seems that there is a nation-wide push to remove AMPs afoot. For more information check the Philadelphia AMP section.

Propilot-Always check your six.

While it may seem eerily similar that they both closed recently, the differences between JHH and Pink are night and day. I put Pink near the top of the top of the K-AMP scale, only below the truly great ones (I liked Fun City while near Spring Garden in Philadelphia and the old Neverland next to the Verizon Center in DC). My personal experiance at JHH did not produce the playful young hotties, the table shower, the body slide, or the near GFE experience, most of which happened every visit at Pink.

Monger reports on JHH were extensive and, perhaps, were out of hand. Monger reports on Pink were much more limited. Propilot is right, closures are due to neighborhood complaints or major government sweeps. I don't think posting of our "dreams" does much except make us feel like we got a special piece of ass from a hot Asian girl who wouldn't give us a second look at the mall. Still, I'll stay nearly silent when it comes to my frequent AMP visits. Right now I have 3 favorites where service far exceeds JHH, but I'll remain siilent except for PMs from people who I trust based on prior direct contact.

RIP JHH
RIP Pink

**HdRider331** · 04-15-13 22:24

I found this new place off of Dorsey Road. It is near Finici Pizza. Has no name on the outside. A lot of closed offices there too. This place looks closed as well. I have been their 3 times. Standard 60 for the room and rub. But 80-100 more will get you FS. No showers or bath. Only 2 girls working there and one is old and horrible in my book, the other is really good, nice body. 29-33 and eager to please, treat her right. I have her number PM me if you need it.

**Ginger Man** · 04-15-13 12:55

Originally Posted by ReadyForFun73 [View Original Post]

Depends on where you go. Oriental spa does more on repeat visits.

This is true at many, many places. Being a known, regular, good tipping customer can have many benefits.

**ReadyForFun73** · 04-15-13 00:04

Originally Posted by Mbwrink [View Original Post]

I got one both at Natural and Miami if you RTFF, but payed more with the house fee than I would have from a non pro, via CL or BP.

Depends on where you go. Oriental spa does more on repeat visits.

**Propilot** · 04-14-13 18:30

I know that this is the Baltimore thread, but I want to warn the guys that are planning a trip to the Philadelphia AMPs from where I have just returned. Le raided and closed an AMP by the name of Pink a few days ago. It was raided around 11:00 pm. As far as I can ascertain, people in the community complained to the police about the AMP. Seems eerily similar to what happened to JHH. The cops know that the AMPs are in the neighborhood, but usually will not bother / raid / close them unless someone complains. Seems that there is a nation-wide push to remove AMPs afoot. For more information check the Philadelphia AMP section.

Propilot-Always check your six.

**Mbwrink** · 04-14-13 14:59

Can someone PM me if they know of a Esthetician or Cosmetologist who would do the extra. Saw a video on this on a porn tube and have been somewhat obssesed with getting one to do this for me.

http://xhamster.com/movies/1231134/h...ith_bonus.html

**Mbwrink** · 04-14-13 14:56

Originally Posted by BlackkTut [View Original Post]

Is it safe to say the MP's no longer do BJ. I've been to only one which was Pinetree great HJ but no BJ.

I got one both at Natural and Miami if you RTFF, but payed more with the house fee than I would have from a non pro, via CL or BP.

**Ginger Man** · 04-14-13 14:31

Originally Posted by BlackkTut [View Original Post]

Is it safe to say the MP's no longer do BJ. I've been to only one which was Pinetree great HJ but no BJ.

But it is true. Another poster, several years ago, said those guys who have providers giving them BBBJs rarely tell. They keep them to themselves.

And don't ask me.