Massage Parlor Reports

**ReadyForFun73** · 04-25-13 09:48

Hi,

This is a little late but I am a newbie here. Several months ago I went to OS, Provider was named Niomi. Payed house fee and massage was not to great, ended with a HE / HJ was actually pretty good with an .8 tip. The second time I visited I asked for Niomi, was taken to a room and told to undress and lay on table and Niomi would be in shortly. After about a 10 min wait Niomi came in and remembered me. Same as before the massage was not that great but the finish started with a HJ and then a BBBJ. She is not very skilled in the BJ hardly any pressure at all. Ended up finishing with a HJ after about 10 mins of the BJ. House fee plus $ tip. I am hoping on the third to possible get more.

Niomi is a very thin 20 something, poss vietnamese. Very pretty, good english, very nice tight body. She will let you roam all you want, not a big fan of FIV, hoowever she will get into 69 possition for DATY. Very clean and very nice smelling. Does not appear to be over fresh (perfume or other thing to mask natural smell). Very nice Bees. Great personality. Like I said I am hoping for more on third visit. When I get there I will report faster. Have heard other providers there are very good but would like to try same provider for third visit to see how far it goes.

**DCHung** · 04-25-13 07:16

Originally Posted by Propilot [View Original Post]

It is not you. The quality at the Gwynn Oak establishment has went down hill. The providers are not as young as they used to be, plus the providers are doing less. If you return, I highly suggest you have a honest pre-discussion.

Propilot-Always check your six.

I agree after their brief closure it has never been the same.

**Propilot** · 04-23-13 21:21

Originally Posted by Horsetrader [View Original Post]

The differences between JHH and Pink are night and day. I put Pink near the top of the top of the K-AMP scale, only below the truly great ones (I liked Fun City while near Spring Garden in Philadelphia and the old Neverland next to the Verizon Center in DC). My personal experiance at JHH did not produce the playful young hotties, the table shower, the body slide, or the near GFE experience, most of which happened every visit at Pink.

RIP Pink

Fun City was definitely a great AMP. Ahhh, the memories of Fun City.

Propilot-Always check your six.

**Propilot** · 04-23-13 21:09

Originally Posted by GrandeCarlos [View Original Post]

Is it me or is quality really dropping at our favorite and well established Massage Locale in Gwynn oak? For the total damage, I believe the low service and such lack of GFE is excessive.

It is not you. The quality at the Gwynn Oak establishment has went down hill. The providers are not as young as they used to be, plus the providers are doing less. If you return, I highly suggest you have a honest pre-discussion.

Propilot-Always check your six.

**VAmongerman** · 04-23-13 18:20

Just to be clear. I paid $60 and $60. The GFE aspects were lots of kisses. She likes to kiss. This is not common at AMPs.

Hope this helps and sorry for the confusing review!

The way back through I cruised the PP area and saw nothing but an LE car. So, I left.

Vam

Originally Posted by Satya [View Original Post]

This sentence confused me "Still, there were *excellent* GFE aspects which I really enjoyed and because of these gave her the generous tip, which was collected in advance." He said he gave her a "generous tip" for the GFE but he also says the tip was collected in advance. It is a confusing report for sure.

**PaulHahn3** · 04-23-13 06:40

Had some aches and pains, so I visited Michelle in the relatively new Urgent Care Center. Very nice visit and I would repeat. Will provide more info to senior members I know.

**GrandeCarlos** · 04-23-13 01:06

Is it me or is quality really dropping at our favorite and well established Massage Locale in Gwynn oak? For the total damage, I believe the low service and such lack of GFE is excessive.

**Satya** · 04-22-13 21:44

Originally Posted by Zappa3 [View Original Post]

I hope this is a misunderstanding but from what you're saying it appears you paid $160 for the massage and $160 for the tip. Totalling $320. I am not abbreviating because A) I can be sure you understand the dollar amount that you posted and B) It is just pointless.

Most places charge around $60 per hour for the massage. Typical tip for standard HE would be an additional $40 to $60. I never understood the abbreviation protocol for cash. The abbreviations for cash spent are defined on this website. What is the point of stating $.6 versus $160? It seems to be an endless point of confusion for some (most likely yourself). I hope you only really spent $120 total. If not you over tipped for a standard HE. Thanks for the report. It sounds like it worked out for you after all.

This sentence confused me "Still, there were *excellent* GFE aspects which I really enjoyed and because of these gave her the generous tip, which was collected in advance." He said he gave her a "generous tip" for the GFE but he also says the tip was collected in advance. It is a confusing report for sure.

**Zappa3** · 04-22-13 20:40

I hope this is a misunderstanding but from what you're saying it appears you paid $160 for the massage and $160 for the tip. Totalling $320. I am not abbreviating because A) I can be sure you understand the dollar amount that you posted and B) It is just pointless.

Most places charge around $60 per hour for the massage. Typical tip for standard HE would be an additional $40 to $60. I never understood the abbreviation protocol for cash. The abbreviations for cash spent are defined on this website. What is the point of stating $.6 versus $160? It seems to be an endless point of confusion for some (most likely yourself). I hope you only really spent $120 total. If not you over tipped for a standard HE. Thanks for the report. It sounds like it worked out for you after all.

Originally Posted by VAmongerman [View Original Post]

Was passing through your great city and a senior member kindly pointed me to a flowery place which I checked out. I called for an appointment and, of course, when I showed up I had to wait 30 minutes. Should have left having been in this situation before and knowing that it does not usually turn out well since it is evidence of either extreme popularity or slovenly service, or both. Drew S* as recommended and was greeted by a 30s Chinese girl with lots of personality, a toothy smile and a typical AMP type outfit. I was not sure what to expect having been used to typical NOVA service and expectations. After introduction and a very brief massage a menu became available. FS was too much and a CBJ I was not really interested in. BBBJ was available but she asked for a lot more than expected. Unfortunately in these challenging economic times I have to be a bit careful with funds so I wasn't going to pay up. Settled for a nova std HE, paid $.6 and $.6 tip. Had full roaming available and FIV showed a very slippery place. Almost surely not from erotic stimulation but rather lube, ruling out DATY and. Indicating maybe she had been very busy that day, not what you really want to know. FS I am sure would have been fun as she knows her craft very well. Almost too well, actually, she was very much a pro and interested only in the $$. Still, there were *excellent* GFE aspects which I really enjoyed and because of these gave her the generous tip, which was collected in advance. Not sure I will repeat, but the relaxation was great for an evening rush hour. Also I felt that repeat business would bring benefits either with more reasonable tips and / or more GFE. She was nice. Just business like.

Thanks so much to the senior member with the referral.

VAM

**VAmongerman** · 04-22-13 16:18

Was passing through your great city and a senior member kindly pointed me to a flowery place which I checked out. I called for an appointment and, of course, when I showed up I had to wait 30 minutes. Should have left having been in this situation before and knowing that it does not usually turn out well since it is evidence of either extreme popularity or slovenly service, or both. Drew S* as recommended and was greeted by a 30s Chinese girl with lots of personality, a toothy smile and a typical AMP type outfit. I was not sure what to expect having been used to typical NOVA service and expectations. After introduction and a very brief massage a menu became available. FS was too much and a CBJ I was not really interested in. BBBJ was available but she asked for a lot more than expected. Unfortunately in these challenging economic times I have to be a bit careful with funds so I wasn't going to pay up. Settled for a nova std HE, paid $.6 and $.6 tip. Had full roaming available and FIV showed a very slippery place. Almost surely not from erotic stimulation but rather lube, ruling out DATY and. Indicating maybe she had been very busy that day, not what you really want to know. FS I am sure would have been fun as she knows her craft very well. Almost too well, actually, she was very much a pro and interested only in the $$. Still, there were *excellent* GFE aspects which I really enjoyed and because of these gave her the generous tip, which was collected in advance. Not sure I will repeat, but the relaxation was great for an evening rush hour. Also I felt that repeat business would bring benefits either with more reasonable tips and / or more GFE. She was nice. Just business like.

Thanks so much to the senior member with the referral.

VAM

**Marcus Weiner** · 04-21-13 13:06

No not Pele, or Senna. I have been seeing a woman in NOVA who knows what she's doing and it's not painful. If you just get your junk done. Cock, scrotum, balls, taint and asshole. Leaving the hair above the cock to shave, as it's easy to access, and waxing there can be painful, it can be a very pleasant experience. Shaving causes stubble and the time it takes the hair to grow back is much longer with a good wax. All I can say SF is that ignorance is bliss, keep shaving so my wax girl isn't overburdened with other clients, LOL.

MW

Originally Posted by Smiling Fox [View Original Post]

Think I will stick with a razor or shaver. Thank you. That looks mighty painful.

Save the balls!

You can keep the bonus HJ.

LOL.

Smiling Fox, ; }

**TullerJohn** · 04-21-13 02:49

So I guess it's time for me to contribute, should have a while ago so here it goes, I'll start with most recent.

Went to the OS last Sunday, if you haven't been there, great off street parking, away from the city, was my first time to an AMP (not this time, but was my first AMP a few years ago) anyway, for newbies, I would recommend.

So onto the review, I ring the bell, and was greeted by a beautiful early 20's, obviously Asian, wearing cute pink sweat suit. I remember thinking, damn she's smoking, like seriously smoking, too bad she's just the greeter. I was led to the room, took care of the door fee, and told to get undressed. I grabbed the towel through it over my backside and laid down on the table and waited for the normal 35-40 year old, semi-attractive masseuse to arrive. A few minutes passed and the door opens, to my surprise, it's the beautiful 20 something girl who greeted me! This time wearing a sexy short white dress, wow, I mean wow. She spoke great English, asked if I like light touch, med, or hard massage. I went with hard, like I normally do. I received about 40 minutes of a great massage, not the best, but defiantly not complaining, non of that light rub, un-interested, just trying to get to the other part massage, but a true therapeutic massage. Hit the neck, back, legs, for a good 40 minutes, then spent a bit of time rubbing up the legs, lightly touching the boys from underneath. After about 5 minutes of focus on this area it was time for the flip. I was obviously excited and ready for the next part. She began rubbing up my thighs then went right for the target, which was pretty much pointing right at her. I gestured to her skirt in an asking way to which I received a very seductive eye squint and head nod. I started some light touching up her skirt, and she continued focusing on the main target, but unfortunately for me, it was over way too soon. She left the room and came right back with a warm hand towel, cleaned up, continued to massage my thighs and legs for about 5 minutes, then my time was up. I would have preferred a shot at a second round, but didn't know if that was an option, and really don't know how to ask for that without just, well, asking.

The bad. She left the room 3 times during my massage to answer the phone, I was pretty annoyed, but I think they were short staffed, and she was too damn sexy for me to really give a shit.

The good. She was by far, the sexiest massage girl I've ever had, young, 23 at most, super seductive and knows how to turn that on, let's you touch, and probably more (can't confirm the more part because I was done early), gave a great massage, not the best I've ever had, but definitely was worth it. Also I got the full hour.

The Damage .7 for the house fee, and I through .7 because she was so sexy. I usually give .4 or .5 as a tip for the usually services, but I think the extra was deserved.

Overall; Massage 7, looks 9, seductiveness 9.

Will definitely ask for her again.

I think I hit the main points and didn't break any forum rules, if I did, let me know, it's not intentional

**Satya** · 04-20-13 16:24

Originally Posted by Odd Dna [View Original Post]

Another visit to PT since ML failed to deliever last time.

PT is always a good place to go for the massage but this girls TS was awful and for. 7 tip I didn't get anything beyond the ordinary.

It seems like the AMP side of things has slowed to a crawl.

It is more a case of knowing where to go and if they know you or not. The "GFEs" have taken a beating though.

**Odd Dna** · 04-20-13 12:03

Another visit to PT since ML failed to deliever last time.

PT is always a good place to go for the massage but this girls TS was awful and for. 7 tip I didn't get anything beyond the ordinary.

It seems like the AMP side of things has slowed to a crawl.

**Gintonicrocks** · 04-16-13 19:59

Originally Posted by Mbwrink [View Original Post]

LOL, the HJ is the reward for putting up with the rest of it. I get it at least trimmed becuase woman complain of pubes in their mouth from oral. I figure that if she's going to handle my junk anyway for waxing maybe she will go the extra mile.

Lilly Tomlin, in one if her shows, explains to her grandson "be sure to do some manscaping down there, You don't want her to end up in a tumbleweed patch!" LOL.

GTR