Massage Parlor Reports

[Wikid]

After seeing all the fuss about about Relax I pulled the trigger on going for the first time.

I get there and it seems to be just me, I didn't see any other cars, not an issue. I walk up and get let in by who I later learn is "Lilly". She takes me to the room and lets me get myself set up. On her return I learn that they don't do TS (my f up from a lack of due diligence) and give up the house fee of. 6. Lilly starts the massage which is actually pretty good but goes a lot longer than I am used to. After about 15-20 minutes she is called out of the room, I'm like WTF. She pops back in and says that she has an appointment and that she will send someone else in to finish the session. I'm dumbfounded. Her sub comes in, slim, dark hair, probably late 30's early 40's, and starts back up with the massage. Not 5 minutes goes by and Lilly opens the door and swaps out with the sub and apologizes. Apparently the appointment wanted a table shower too, smh.

Fast forward, she asks what I want and I say the works, she tells me she's on her period! I'm like this has to be a joke. She says she can still do CBJ if I'm interested. I indulge. She asks for $ and I counter with. 6. I'm annoyed at this point and feel like I should have left. She climbs on top and goes to work. She took direction fairly well and was good with physical guidance. Popped in the bag, clean up, more massage, and got the hell out of there. I inquired about the 4 hand as I was leaving but I'm not sold on this place yet. The first impression was awful.

All in all 5 out of 10 for the experience. I wouldn't go out of my way to go back but if in the area and bored, I would possibly give it a second try.

[Kris106]

Just make the drive to Relax the Spa. You won't regret it.

Any recommendations in the Timonium / Towson area? Just looking for standard finish from decent looking girl.

[MoonMonger]

Any recommendations in the Timonium / Towson area? Just looking for standard finish from decent looking girl.

The only one I would recommend is Lly. Kungfu & the other one in Cockeysville only gives massages. Anna & Tina (now that she's back) are your only choices.

[Scumbler]

Tina left a while ago, won't be back till late March. She's in Flushing now.

New girl in charge now is Anna. (Think that's what it is, can't quite make it out through the mask) taller, thinner & prettier imo. She's 52 if you're into milfs. Massage is as good as Tina, if not better. Nice slender body with A+/ B- naturals. Usual ending with OTC. Hot towel cleanup after. Caution- do not try the short, chunky one. She's terrible in both massage & ending.

Tina is back. Saw her this afternoon.

[Freddy43]

Any recommendations in the Timonium / Towson area? Just looking for standard finish from decent looking girl.

No. There is nothing consistent in that area. Occasionally something will open but it gets shut down very quickly. Maybe if you become a regular somewhere but that's going to take a lot of patience.

[RavensFan2012]

Any recommendations in the Timonium / Towson area? Just looking for standard finish from decent looking girl.

[KareNeeded]

I haven't been in a few months but I can say I've never had a bad time there. I've tried about 6 different ladies over the year or two I've been there and luckily never had anyone over mid 30's. I had more than a handshake offered by 3 of them but the wallet said handshake only.

Some differences here. Much older girls (maybe mid 40's), asked for more tips, cut time, and couldn't even release.

[MDFootLover]

Tell us about your experience.

I haven't been in a few months but I can say I've never had a bad time there. I've tried about 6 different ladies over the year or two I've been there and luckily never had anyone over mid 30's. I had more than a handshake offered by 3 of them but the wallet said handshake only.

[Kris106]

Tell us about your experience.

Relax the spa paid you or something? From my own experience, girls there are way different as what you promote.

[KareNeeded]

I'm good. I'm sticking with Relax the Spa. No drama, hot young pretty girls. Last time I was at All lucky both girls were over 50 and chunky. The short haired one, I couldn't even get hard with her.

Relax the spa paid you or something? From my own experience, girls there are way different as what you promote.

[MoonMonger]

She might have been having an off day. I usually get amazing massages at LLY. Ask for Tina.

Tina left a while ago, won't be back till late March. She's in Flushing now.

New girl in charge now is Anna. (Think that's what it is, can't quite make it out through the mask) taller, thinner & prettier imo. She's 52 if you're into milfs. Massage is as good as Tina, if not better. Nice slender body with A+/ B- naturals. Usual ending with OTC. Hot towel cleanup after. Caution- do not try the short, chunky one. She's terrible in both massage & ending.

[Kris106]

I'm good. I'm sticking with Relax the Spa. No drama, hot young pretty girls. Last time I was at All lucky both girls were over 50 and chunky. The short haired one, I couldn't even get hard with her.

I didn't defend it as hard as you wanted All Lucky to close. Once again, I SAW and READ the peace order. I believe what I saw. Just go visit and mention you see some shit on Google, and they will tell everything.

[Kris106]

Helen and Jessie.

Awesome, I'm going to try out Relax the Spa first, I saw they do 4 hands, is it any good? And recommends on who I should pop my cherry with?

[Wikid]

2903 and 2905 Pulaski highway.

Awesome, I'm going to try out Relax the Spa first, I saw they do 4 hands, is it any good? And recommends on who I should pop my cherry with?

[HornyKojak]

Any provider around that has a tattoo on her shoulder and hip? Can't remember the name. I called her Aphrodite 😂 she's in Maryland somewhere now.