Massage Parlor Reports

[BobbyD2189]

Anyone got any recommendations for an AMP in Baltimore city? I was looking to slide over to one on my lunch break?

Thanks!

[B. U.]

How did you get providers here? Asked for lineup or just saw a girl they matched?

Sorry this is late, I was out of town.

I have usually just taken the one that answered the door. There have generally been only two working, I have asked for the other one and they switched.

Play Safe.

B. you.

[LoonyBinPatrol]

She has a warming personality. She speaks broken English. Her height is around 5'2 or 5'3. Her books were natural. She was shaved.

Private Details: After a lot of searching found this place and decided to text mms. After a few back and forth text mms sent me a address and pictures. Based on the picture I chose Penny.

Drove there. They have plenty of parking.

Entered via backdoor. Penny took me to the room. She gave me a hug and asked for house fee. Gave her the house fee. She came back and asked me to undress. Laid down on the massage table. She continued massage for like 10 minutes. Massage was okay.

Flipped over She asked me what would I like. I said full-service. We agreed on 140. She undressed. I was hoping to get dfk and BBBJ but it wasn't on the menu. CBJ was on the menu. We did missionary and doggy and I blew in the bag. Her fake moaning was killing the vibe tbh.

Overall a okay experience if you want just to blow your load. Don't head here having your expectations high.

[CanaPunter]

Spa world is the big one in Centerville VA. Be aware You will likely have an older male scrub you down in the Korean bathhouse. .

You don't have to order scrub LOL, most people don't. The other one is King Spa in Chantilly.

[CudaKid]

I don't post but I reap the reward of those who do so I felt I owe it to you fellas to share my most recent experience at GBA. Went by yesterday and drew probably the oldest provider I've ever seen in an AMP. She gave the worst massage I've ever gotten for 15 minutes then told me to flip. After absolutely no teasing and a very unattractive old woman there was not chance jr was waking up. So I cut my loses and just got up and left. I've had some decent experiences at GBA even after Cookie left but yesterday was my last attempt.

GBA used to be awesome with cookie, ok with the rest but sad to see it go so far downhill. Anywhere near it that is ok?

GBA was my goto spot.

[DCHung]

Please dm me the locations would love to try one out.

Spa world is the big one in Centerville VA. Be aware You will likely have an older male scrub you down in the Korean bathhouse. .

[Mustang69]

Please dm me the locations would love to try one out.

[CanaPunter]

Amy location with wet steam room not speaking dry sauna.

Remember old spot in security mall that was 24/7.

There are two Korean spas in VA. Longer drive but also much better than security mall establishment.

[SkiieeuUp]

I don't post but I reap the reward of those who do so I felt I owe it to you fellas to share my most recent experience at GBA. Went by yesterday and drew probably the oldest provider I've ever seen in an AMP. She gave the worst massage I've ever gotten for 15 minutes then told me to flip. After absolutely no teasing and a very unattractive old woman there was not chance jr was waking up. So I cut my loses and just got up and left. I've had some decent experiences at GBA even after Cookie left but yesterday was my last attempt.

You set yourself up for that one. With cookie gone, GBA is too much of a wild card to visit. You could get someone decent or have a visit like that.

[TinManOfOz13]

Have been very frustrated with some old regulars and the lack of any fun through some places that used to have opportunities, so I needed some kind of guaranteed release.

Had some fun this week before the holidays, and saw the same provider almost a year to the date from last year! Ha.

Went to their "new" location in Aberdeen. Very clean place, only did a hh this time with Lily.

Most unique nipples I've ever seen, sucked on them and played with them after a very perfunctory back and leg rub.

Covered up for CBJ, better than a year ago. Then cowgirl for a little and then sat her up while still in her for some seated fun (might be first time I've done it like that, she really seemed to like it and her pussy had a nice grip to stay in this position. Finished standing doggy with her on table, really took a pounding and she enjoyed. Told me to come back the next day! Haha.

She did give a nice scalp and neck rub to finish up this time too.

50 for HJ and negotiated the BJ and FS for less than last year.

Whats the new location. I loved going to Lilly at rts if necessary just message me the info.

[Metloaf]

Amy location with wet steam room not speaking dry sauna.

Remember old spot in security mall that was 24/7.

[JohnnyBravo82]

I don't post but I reap the reward of those who do so I felt I owe it to you fellas to share my most recent experience at GBA. Went by yesterday and drew probably the oldest provider I've ever seen in an AMP. She gave the worst massage I've ever gotten for 15 minutes then told me to flip. After absolutely no teasing and a very unattractive old woman there was not chance jr was waking up. So I cut my loses and just got up and left. I've had some decent experiences at GBA even after Cookie left but yesterday was my last attempt.

[Mongerian]

Have been very frustrated with some old regulars and the lack of any fun through some places that used to have opportunities, so I needed some kind of guaranteed release.

Had some fun this week before the holidays, and saw the same provider almost a year to the date from last year! Ha.

Went to their "new" location in Aberdeen. Very clean place, only did a hh this time with Lily.

Most unique nipples I've ever seen, sucked on them and played with them after a very perfunctory back and leg rub.

Covered up for CBJ, better than a year ago. Then cowgirl for a little and then sat her up while still in her for some seated fun (might be first time I've done it like that, she really seemed to like it and her pussy had a nice grip to stay in this position. Finished standing doggy with her on table, really took a pounding and she enjoyed. Told me to come back the next day! Haha.

She did give a nice scalp and neck rub to finish up this time too.

50 for HJ and negotiated the BJ and FS for less than last year.

Got one more bit of fun in before the new year.

Stopped into RTS in Edgewood, girl that opened door (too young to be called a MMS) took to room but different lady comes in for massage. Lilly was her name. No table shower here, let me wash up in basement shower room after the fun.

Massage was just ok, would've liked a little more work, but got to teasing relatively quickly, then the flip and ask. Slightly overpaid for everything 1. 4, but let me enjoy her unique nipples for a little bit before the CBJ, had a small mouth but put some effort into it then hoped on for some cowgirl. Switched to mish to finish, her on table and me standing, really wanted to pound it out for the finish. She talks a good game and put in a good effort.

Session wasn't the full hour, much just do the hh next time. Didn't do a post fun massage, which is something that I like, even if just a shoulder / neck rub.

Overall had fun but not the most fun I've had at such a facility.

Happy holidays all!

[SkiieeuUp]

I have been to York Rd 3 or 4 times in the last few months. I have gotten a bad massage there and I have gotten a couple of really good massages there. That is going to depend on what you want and if something gets lost in the translation. I have been asked if I wanted a hard or soft massage there and I said hard. She dug her elbow into my back and tried to kill me. I wheezed less hard. She lightened up. I have also limped in there with a pulled quad and a tweeky back, the girl looked at me and said, "we fix you up. " They did. But I have had a bad massage there also. YMMV I believe is the saying.

Play Safe,

B. you.

LOL that's why I always ask for soft. Some of them do the wackiest stuff they probably saw on TV or something when it comes to some massages. Just give me the soft hands with teasing and I'm good to go. If I want a legit legit massage, I'll go to an official place.

[Jokester1]

Anyone got a rec for a nova style AMP. Just want a very solid massage and standard finish. Also what should I expect for rates? Not interested in FS since that doesn't seem hard to come by. Finding a quality massage along with a wonderful release seems near impossible to find here.

"Massages? We ain't got no massages. We don't need no massages. " The lines in the original book were much saltier than in the movie, with a couple of notable oaths en Español.