Massage Parlor Reports

**JazzMan29** · 02-02-24 11:12

Anyone been here recently? I drive by often, haven't seen any posts since 2018. I plan on TOFTT soon and will report back. If anyone has a favorite there please let me know, PM is ok too.

Thanks, and Happy Mongering Friday!

Jazz.

**InquiringSnake** · 02-01-24 17:10

Originally Posted by SwiftChariot [View Original Post]

Wasted my time.

Just massage? She even didn't offer any performance like a magic hands show?

**Bigman1000** · 01-31-24 23:18

Originally Posted by BrightLeaf [View Original Post]

Does anyone have intel on Kim. Pretty face. https://baltimore.craigslist.org/hws...712268053.html#text=%F0%9 F%8 C%B9-,VIP%20 massage, F0%9 F%8 C%B9%F0%9 F%8 C%B7.

200 dollars to masterbait while she stands 5 feet away. Waste of time.

**Horsetrader** · 01-31-24 18:08

Originally Posted by InquiringSnake [View Original Post]

You think I can ask for line up before drawing a girl out?

Don't get too excited about J1, its a small place with limited staff. The last two times I stopped by were well within their operating hours but they were closed (lights out, exterior door locked). When they have been open, there was only one employee on site. Maybe others have had better luck there, but not me. I don't know if the same people own / run the business as the prior AMP in the same location (Magic Fingers).

**SwiftChariot** · 01-31-24 15:21

Originally Posted by BrightLeaf [View Original Post]

Does anyone have intel on Kim. Pretty face. https://baltimore.craigslist.org/hws...712268053.html#text=%F0%9 F%8 C%B9-,VIP%20 massage, F0%9 F%8 C%B9%F0%9 F%8 C%B7.

Wasted my time.

**WarHorseRider** · 01-31-24 15:17

Originally Posted by YoyoLaserBeam [View Original Post]

Last I heard, she does a fully clothed little dance and nothing else.

If you do the "VIP" up charge, you'll get a strip tease down to her birthday suit and nothing else, someone reported she used to be a stripper at one time. Some have reported self service, but that's not my thing. Looks like she's updated her pictures, particularly her studio. Appears like she upgraded her old decor in her converted shed. It used to be a futon and now looks like a real massage table. Nice woman, pictures she posts are real, gave a descent massage, but haven't seen anyone ever report any "extras". YMMV, but wasn't worth the 2 bennies to try a second time.

**InquiringSnake** · 01-31-24 14:37

Originally Posted by MarlinMan [View Original Post]

Stopped by J 1 in Lithicum. No light on but rang doorbell. Greeted by small lady. She asked if I had called. I said no. She took me to room and used her phone to ask if I wanted 1/2 or full hour.

Opted for hour at $60.00. No shower. I got undressed and laid on table. She gave light massage with some oil. Maybe 10 minutes. Lot of teasing and then full grabbing of Jr. She wiggled her hand under me and lifted. I was on my knees as she played with Jr and back door.

Not exactly my thing. I stopped her at one finger, I have feeling she would have gone way deeper. She motioned for me to roll over. Putting pillow under my head. I did OTC on top. She was braless.

Jr was getting two hand stroking. I had to stop her before blowing too fast. She caught on and edged me few times. Very nice. I got UTC and she has small tits. Like golf ball size with tiny nipples.

She put a half finger in back door and stroked Jr little tighter. All I needed to spew. She kept going until I had to grab her hand. Then had to stop her other hand in my butt. For some reason. She really likes the back door..

You think I can ask for line up before drawing a girl out?

**YoyoLaserBeam** · 01-30-24 15:28

Originally Posted by BrightLeaf [View Original Post]

Does anyone have intel on Kim. Pretty face. https://baltimore.craigslist.org/hws...712268053.html#text=%F0%9 F%8 C%B9-,VIP%20 massage, F0%9 F%8 C%B9%F0%9 F%8 C%B7.

Last I heard, she does a fully clothed little dance and nothing else.

**MarlinMan** · 01-30-24 15:20

Stopped by J 1 in Lithicum. No light on but rang doorbell. Greeted by small lady. She asked if I had called. I said no. She took me to room and used her phone to ask if I wanted 1/2 or full hour.

Opted for hour at $60.00. No shower. I got undressed and laid on table. She gave light massage with some oil. Maybe 10 minutes. Lot of teasing and then full grabbing of Jr. She wiggled her hand under me and lifted. I was on my knees as she played with Jr and back door.

Not exactly my thing. I stopped her at one finger, I have feeling she would have gone way deeper. She motioned for me to roll over. Putting pillow under my head. I did OTC on top. She was braless.

Jr was getting two hand stroking. I had to stop her before blowing too fast. She caught on and edged me few times. Very nice. I got UTC and she has small tits. Like golf ball size with tiny nipples.

She put a half finger in back door and stroked Jr little tighter. All I needed to spew. She kept going until I had to grab her hand. Then had to stop her other hand in my butt. For some reason. She really likes the back door.

Warm towel to clean me up. She saw goo up on my chest and smiled. Nice arm / leg massage with finish at scalp. Got dressed and handed her $40.00 - she gave the pout face but I motioned HJ and held up 4 fingers. Trying to tell her that is going rate.

Did not ask her name. Not sure if she speaks much English. Was there 45 minutes. But left happy. No other customers called / rang door bell when I was there.

**BrightLeaf** · 01-30-24 12:15

Does anyone have intel on Kim. Pretty face. https://baltimore.craigslist.org/hws...712268053.html#text=%F0%9 F%8 C%B9-,VIP%20 massage, F0%9 F%8 C%B9%F0%9 F%8 C%B7.

**Horsetrader** · 01-30-24 11:31

Originally Posted by CarlosDanger1 [View Original Post]

Would be appreciated. I'd like to give it a try.

One of the advertisers on this forum is listed as AMPMAPS. Click that advertisement and it will take you to a directory of massage shops, including their addresses.

**CarlosDanger1** · 01-30-24 10:25

Originally Posted by MonogamousMan [View Original Post]

I visited Wellness due to the closure of Harford County Spa in northern Maryland. Not a fan of wellness because the location is pretty much in the wide open and there is very little discretion when entering or leaving. I texted the number, and they sent three pictures. I picked Bella based on appearance. Bella answered the door in a negligee and looked pretty good. I paid the fee and tip, then went to the shower. Uneventful shower, but it was nice and thorough. I came back and laid down for a decent massage, not the greatest, but not the worst. On the flip, I didn't realize that she was nude for the entire massage, which is welcomed but unusual. She was quiet the whole time but very pleasant and smiled but seemed to be tired. The main event was standard, and I worked a few positions without complaint. Out the door at right around an hour. Overall decent experience but not worth the drive up to Elkton.

Would be appreciated. I'd like to give it a try.

**MonogamousMan** · 01-28-24 13:57

I visited Wellness due to the closure of Harford County Spa in northern Maryland. Not a fan of wellness because the location is pretty much in the wide open and there is very little discretion when entering or leaving. I texted the number, and they sent three pictures. I picked Bella based on appearance. Bella answered the door in a negligee and looked pretty good. I paid the fee and tip, then went to the shower. Uneventful shower, but it was nice and thorough. I came back and laid down for a decent massage, not the greatest, but not the worst. On the flip, I didn't realize that she was nude for the entire massage, which is welcomed but unusual. She was quiet the whole time but very pleasant and smiled but seemed to be tired. The main event was standard, and I worked a few positions without complaint. Out the door at right around an hour. Overall decent experience but not worth the drive up to Elkton.

**JazzMan29** · 01-23-24 14:44

Originally Posted by FaddyFuck [View Original Post]

Place has really gone to the dogs. The last three visits (months apart) I keep drawing some busted lady with really bad fish lips. I swear I'm cursed. The last time I went, I asked if there was anyone else twice and she said she was the only one who wasn't busy. The benefit of pinetree is the table shower at no extra price, but I'm not sure if I can keep going back if fish lips is there. Bad massage, unenthusiastic finish.

Alberto's has similar offerings, but they have an older provider who is sweet, Mimi. I feel its much better than PineTree.

Jazz.

**Fuzby69** · 01-22-24 11:36

Originally Posted by FaddyFuck [View Original Post]

Place has really gone to the dogs. The last three visits (months apart) I keep drawing some busted lady with really bad fish lips. I swear I'm cursed. The last time I went, I asked if there was anyone else twice and she said she was the only one who wasn't busy. The benefit of pinetree is the table shower at no extra price, but I'm not sure if I can keep going back if fish lips is there. Bad massage, unenthusiastic finish.

Yeah, I stopped in there as well a few times, ugly broad tried to seriously upsell me and I hit the road. Total waste of money in my opinion. All places have 50 ys plus women working a hustle for those willing to part with their money. Times like now, better to get a chick from Hoesdale for cheaper. Go to green belt or areas near by there for better luck.