Massage Parlor Reports

**BobbiBrown1981** · 02-14-24 02:40

Originally Posted by DontGiveUp [View Original Post]

"Funky butthole" and "whole room smelling like ass" I got a good laugh out of this, I could totally imagine this.

Man it was tough. I was caught between getting some poon and smelling the tang. She acted like she didn't smell that booty spray odor but I did. It wasn't even sulphuric like a fart it was just plain old booty hole in abundance. I'm like I'll be damned. Just my luck.

**DontGiveUp** · 02-13-24 21:39

Originally Posted by BobbiBrown1981 [View Original Post]

If this is Lotus Shiatsu in Elkridge, it's not hard there. If you break out about $140-160, they get the picture. The problem there is hit or miss. I've never had any time with Lily but I've been told she's the star there. I've had a turn with a couple of other providers and it's been ok. One let me finger her brown eye during a CBJ. The other claims it was that time of the month yet got fully nude and gave me a "fake" uncovered BJ. I wasn't real impressed with her enhanced hand job. She must been an asst. MMS because she told me to come back and they would have some younger girls for "bang bang. " The other was a FS situation. She was little older body about average nothing special but she had a funky butthole. Had the whole room smelling like ass. So if you go, make sure you go for Lily specifically because everything else is a toss up.

"Funky butthole" and "whole room smelling like ass" I got a good laugh out of this, I could totally imagine this.

**BobbiBrown1981** · 02-13-24 18:48

Originally Posted by InquiringSnake [View Original Post]

How did you upgrade menu? Did you send her signals or she whispered in ear? And the total cost was reasonable?

If this is Lotus Shiatsu in Elkridge, it's not hard there. If you break out about $140-160, they get the picture. The problem there is hit or miss. I've never had any time with Lily but I've been told she's the star there. I've had a turn with a couple of other providers and it's been ok. One let me finger her brown eye during a CBJ. The other claims it was that time of the month yet got fully nude and gave me a "fake" uncovered BJ. I wasn't real impressed with her enhanced hand job. She must been an asst. MMS because she told me to come back and they would have some younger girls for "bang bang. " The other was a FS situation. She was little older body about average nothing special but she had a funky butthole. Had the whole room smelling like ass. So if you go, make sure you go for Lily specifically because everything else is a toss up.

**Bored44** · 02-13-24 10:49

Do you all find these roadside attractions by driving around or is there a selection I am missing out on?

**Youngster83** · 02-13-24 06:53

Ivy and the one on b&a that's upstairs is all that's left. Atleast that I know of. Both aren't what they were forsure. I'd love to see another or hear of one.

**InquiringSnake** · 02-12-24 17:34

Originally Posted by IslandSchlang [View Original Post]

Lily gives a great vacuum without cover. Her massage is just like "filling in time". Some teasing with her fingertips followed by BBBJ. She allowed me to load in her mouth but refused swallowing it. Reasonable price.

How did you upgrade menu? Did you send her signals or she whispered in ear? And the total cost was reasonable?

**Revvoctolot** · 02-12-24 16:33

Has any been to the 5**2 location recently and has any tips on how to best out of a session there and what their menu is like?

Thanks!

**IslandSchlang** · 02-09-24 18:13

Lily gives a great vacuum without cover. Her massage is just like "filling in time". Some teasing with her fingertips followed by BBBJ. She allowed me to load in her mouth but refused swallowing it. Reasonable price.

**IslandSchlang** · 02-09-24 18:09

Was a decent HJ shack but Cathy only gave me a therapeutic massage. Where's Cici now?

**Jalb25** · 02-09-24 13:49

Originally Posted by OralOne6969 [View Original Post]

Good Afternoon,

Does anyone have any information on Ivy Spa in Glen Burnie? All of my recent go to's in Glen Burnie have been closed, looking for a new spot. Please let me know if you have any information.

I have been there twice. Probably two times too many. There was an older 55 or 60+, not very attractive woman working both times. I don't think it was the same woman both times. She told me the other girls were on vacation. Who knows? The place is very rundown, had a strange odor and definitely not the cleanest place I've visited. Anyway, I did get a mediocre massage and left with standard relaxation. Not likely going back unless I hear some better reports. If anyone has any better info, please PM me.

**AxeMan77** · 02-09-24 10:39

Originally Posted by MDFootLover [View Original Post]

What was the damage?

140 if I remember correctly. But not worth it!

**OralOne6969** · 02-06-24 15:13

Good Afternoon,

Does anyone have any information on Ivy Spa in Glen Burnie? All of my recent go to's in Glen Burnie have been closed, looking for a new spot. Please let me know if you have any information.

**InquiringSnake** · 02-05-24 18:53

Fast houses give no massage. Just feel like we are on the track like a stallion and mare. Once you pour the hot sauce it's done. Whereas, traditional AMPs give a decent / good massage and tries to build good rapport to make you as their regulars. You can get nearly 60 min. Maybe a bit higher tipping like 20 or 40 bucks more. If I'm not in a pinch, I'd go traditional FS palors.

**Fuzby69** · 02-05-24 17:53

Originally Posted by LostSailor [View Original Post]

Is there anything worthwhile on Belair Rd outside of the beltway?

Nothing worth while, been doing the AMP thing for over 20 ys. Old women, 50 plus. I've hung it up for a while now, hit escorts instead, have a few in rotation. Never a sure thing with AMP, 30 minutes, will rush you out the door before that, an hour your lucky to get 45 minutes. For 120 to 160 you can hit a few record escorts and get a way better time.