Massage Parlor Reports

**Franchise2** · 05-01-24 00:10

I take everything with a grain of salt. No one in this room will admit it. But its a lot of lonely old guys. That believe. That these girls. Are their girlfriends. And that. They are in a relationship. Silly old saps. I'm just trying to enlighten the fellow gentlemens. That these females. Move from city to city. Telling the same lies. They know we're old and desperate and will believe anything they say. Because our lives sucks. We give them our real names.

I hope you suckers. Don't belive. Anna. And sarah. Are their real names.

You guys make me want to have tits. So I can get all of your money. And make you believe. We're in a relationship! I'm trying to help us out. I myself being 67. Have been part of the shame game. But no more. These females. Lie to us. Take our money. Rush us out the door. And some other poor sap. Walks in. Smiling thinking. Yeah. This could be the one!. You stupid fool. I can't help buy feel sad. For my fellow. Lonely naive. Pitiful, idiots. And those are your best qualities.

**SwiftChariot** · 04-30-24 18:18

Hello Gents,

Found an ad on craigslist that led me to TER.

https://www.theeroticreview.com/revi...5547988-215690

She is the one in the pics, BBBW about 51 yrs old. Place is an office complex with private rooms. Asked for B2 B for 1. 8. Face down was excellent with good tease with boobs. Did rub her body on me. On flip it was a standard HJ with no B2 B, which was disappointing. I finished.

She is very friendly and not ghetto.

**SwiftChariot** · 04-30-24 12:54

Originally Posted by Franchise2 [View Original Post]

I've just left a masseuse,. And she was telling me how these poor saps. Get tricked into believing that they're their gf's. And its ony them. Smdh. She told me that it's a easy for these pitiful ol geezers. Think that they are their gf's. They get their money. And smile. And tell them what they want to hear. Then they, see me. And tell me how simple and easy it is to trick the stupid white man. I'm white myself. I can't get mad. Cause they're right. Guys please understand they are telling each of us a fake name. With fake feelings. And getting real money. I don't want to believe. That some of us. Are so desperate and lonely and gullible. I'm trying to save some poor sap. That think that these girls only see them as a slot machine. That says jackpot everytime. Or more like jack at $$.

Ever thought that this is the way they play you?

**Scubahere** · 04-29-24 21:09

I have been really wanting to go back to a new spot for another great time, but I was really really sore from the gym and I turned to ivy for a massage. The boss lady texted me that they have a new girl. I was sure I knew the new girl named Juny but I was wrong. 70 house fee, no ts or regular shower. In comes a stocky, unattractive lady. I really didn't care bc I just wanted a good massage. And that part she did well. Her beefy arms and masculine hands got the job done with a feverish vigor. While on my back, after about 45 min, she started a little soft touch down below and my hand started roaming around her but. She went to get hot towels and wiped me down and I flipped over. Here is where it went bad. She made the motion and I nodded. Whew, this lady was anything but gentle. She was in such fear of someone coming through the door she was going to town. She let me hesitantly reach under her bra, but here again, she was extremely worried. I tried to reassure her to relax and take it easy but if it wasn't for the oil, I'm pretty sure she would have started a fire. I got up and grabbed my phone to use a translator to tell her to calm down and relax. So. She didn't. I looked up and saw the grimace on her face watching the door and her hands abusing my member. I had to stop her. I motioned "no" and she put a towel on me and massaged more since I still had a few minutes left. She kept trying again and again and I stopped her, finally just getting up. Then came the flood of 'sorries' and couldn't help but laugh at the whole event. On the way out, the bathroom was out of order and a customer was standing there bewildered. I pretty much ran out of there giving her 50 just for the effort. Later at home, I thought I might serve myself but it looks like I lost a layer of skin. But. My sore muscles fell better.

**OlderGentleman** · 04-27-24 15:43

Her name is Jessie. She's better than Ella. PM me for details.

**Denturesman** · 04-25-24 16:05

Went on a late night expecting to see Amanda again, but a new girl Anna was available. Mamasan answered the phone and told me they were still open (I called after 10 PM.) Anna is new and spoke very little English. She has a decent body and looked like she could be in her late 20's or early 30's. She gave a rather bland massage not too much pressure. On the flip she gave HJ signal and I gave her the FS signal she put 1 finger up as in 100. I accepted and we went to town lots of positions and moaning. Since I did the half hour I didn't want to go to long with her. I definitely recommend if you're not to in need of a real massage. After we were finished I gave an additional 20 for no haggling and just being nice. This is why the total is 120. Anna was extremely appreciative. Mamasan showed me a picture of a new girl coming and this girl is smoking hot. I have to try to see this new girl.

**Scubahere** · 04-25-24 07:45

Originally Posted by Randy7777 [View Original Post]

Unless they changed ownership since my visit a month ago I find the review suspicious. The 2 woman working their have been older. You can leave happy but Full Service and nudity has never been on the menu. Even if the pricing you quote is off. Always been 60 for hour. Other reviews on Wellness are similar to my experiences.

No need for me to be dishonest.

I never stated I received FS.

As far as house fee, I may have heard wrong. I stated I did not receive a 10 back. So that makes 60.

As far as her age, I don't know. If she is in her 40's then she surely wears it well.

**GuideFan34** · 04-25-24 01:47

Originally Posted by Randy7777 [View Original Post]

Unless they changed ownership since my visit a month ago I find the review suspicious. The 2 woman working their have been older. You can leave happy but Full Service and nudity has never been on the menu. Even if the pricing you quote is off. Always been 60 for hour. Other reviews on Wellness are similar to my experiences.

They had an attractive younger provider (with a nice bubble butt) about 2 years ago, but it is usually older with just a standard finish. Once I was allowed to unbutton a shirt to expose a braless A cup. Times change though. Being next to Hana, maybe they have some newer providers pushing the limits.

**Franchise2** · 04-25-24 01:19

I've just left a masseuse,. And she was telling me how these poor saps. Get tricked into believing that they're their gf's. And its ony them. Smdh. She told me that it's a easy for these pitiful ol geezers. Think that they are their gf's. They get their money. And smile. And tell them what they want to hear. Then they, see me. And tell me how simple and easy it is to trick the stupid white man. I'm white myself. I can't get mad. Cause they're right. Guys please understand they are telling each of us a fake name. With fake feelings. And getting real money. I don't want to believe. That some of us. Are so desperate and lonely and gullible. I'm trying to save some poor sap. That think that these girls only see them as a slot machine. That says jackpot everytime. Or more like jack at $$.

**Scubahere** · 04-24-24 21:23

Originally Posted by Randy7777 [View Original Post]

Unless they changed ownership since my visit a month ago I find the review suspicious. The 2 woman working their have been older. You can leave happy but Full Service and nudity has never been on the menu. Even if the pricing you quote is off. Always been 60 for hour. Other reviews on Wellness are similar to my experiences.

So, this is all true. I never said I got FS.

I may have misheard the house fee, like I said she didn't give me 10.

Back.

She may be older than I thought. She looked good whatever her age is.

**Randy7777** · 04-24-24 20:41

Originally Posted by Scubahere [View Original Post]

So in my effort to replace j1 and Lilly acupressure I tried another place. Wellness foot massage near Ellicott city. There is no double door or door bell, just step in and you should be greeted promptly. An attractive lady helped me. I'd say she was in her 30's. Very pretty long hair, bubbly personality and nice smile. I used the rr and then she showed me to a room. I think she said it was 50 for an hour. I gave her 60 and never got back a 10 . I wasn't too worried about it since most places have gone up to 70 or 80 . She gave a good massage. I love when the petite girls climb up and kneel on the table to be effective. She joked that she wanted a massage and I said I would. 10 or so minutes later, she was laying face down and I was kneeling behind her. Gave me a chance to unsnap her bra and pull her pants down some. Built very fine. That didn't last too long really but I think she enjoyed it.

I was back on the table face up and she offered HJ and shirt pulled up for 100 . I agreed. A little more than I wanted to spend but I was eager. That soon turned into her straddling my face and me having a nice DATY session for 140 . She was so fine. Young tight body. Said she never had kids and was not married. It was a great ending.

So. My complaints. This place is small. It's likely you will see or hear other customers. I was fortunate to be the only one. Thin walls and small curtains.

And again, not a full hour. What's with these girls? We need to teach them where the big hand should end up!

So 60 house, 140 top for great service. Her name was Kerry. Beautiful lady with a happy personality.

I will repeat.

Unless they changed ownership since my visit a month ago I find the review suspicious. The 2 woman working their have been older. You can leave happy but Full Service and nudity has never been on the menu. Even if the pricing you quote is off. Always been 60 for hour. Other reviews on Wellness are similar to my experiences.

**Scubahere** · 04-24-24 17:48

So in my effort to replace j1 and Lilly acupressure I tried another place. Wellness foot massage near Ellicott city. There is no double door or door bell, just step in and you should be greeted promptly. An attractive lady helped me. I'd say she was in her 30's. Very pretty long hair, bubbly personality and nice smile. I used the rr and then she showed me to a room. I think she said it was 50 for an hour. I gave her 60 and never got back a 10 . I wasn't too worried about it since most places have gone up to 70 or 80 . She gave a good massage. I love when the petite girls climb up and kneel on the table to be effective. She joked that she wanted a massage and I said I would. 10 or so minutes later, she was laying face down and I was kneeling behind her. Gave me a chance to unsnap her bra and pull her pants down some. Built very fine. That didn't last too long really but I think she enjoyed it.

I was back on the table face up and she offered HJ and shirt pulled up for 100 . I agreed. A little more than I wanted to spend but I was eager. That soon turned into her straddling my face and me having a nice DATY session for 140 . She was so fine. Young tight body. Said she never had kids and was not married. It was a great ending.

So. My complaints. This place is small. It's likely you will see or hear other customers. I was fortunate to be the only one. Thin walls and small curtains.

And again, not a full hour. What's with these girls? We need to teach them where the big hand should end up!

So 60 house, 140 top for great service. Her name was Kerry. Beautiful lady with a happy personality.

I will repeat.

**Scubahere** · 04-23-24 21:11

Originally Posted by DCHung [View Original Post]

The place across the street is not what you're seeking They advertise in the Korean newspapers and have predominantly female customers.

Thanks for the tip.

**DCHung** · 04-23-24 11:56

Originally Posted by Scubahere [View Original Post]

I loved my first trip to Glen Burnie accu but it's a little out of my way. I wanted to try some other places and started with jade in ellicott city. It's in a small strip center. The double door entrance with doorbell told me I was on the right track. I was met by jasmine, a beautiful lady. After using the rr I was led to a typical room with a curtain. The house fee was 70 for 1 hour. I heard her talking to someone else who sounded older. Jasmine was scantily dressed and gave me a great massage which I like and needed. My complaint would be it was way too quick, barely 20 min. She didn't even hesitate to start the light touch and playing around. Very direct she said FS was 200 . No way I'm paying that. I said I only have 130 which was true and she agreed. Very hot looking. Nice rack and soft skin. CBJ and her on top and mish. She was impatient with me taking a while and wanted to HJ the finish. I insisted though. I was just enjoying the moment and taking my time. Good thing no one else was there bc the curtain was useless. Total time was maybe 40 min. Something I would want to discuss next time. Across the street is another place I want to try. Personally, I like a real massage. The extras are enjoyed and appreciated but if there is no massage I usually don't repeat. I'll repeat jade at some point.

The place across the street is not what you're seeking They advertise in the Korean newspapers and have predominantly female customers.

**Scubahere** · 04-21-24 05:30

I loved my first trip to Glen Burnie accu but it's a little out of my way. I wanted to try some other places and started with jade in ellicott city. It's in a small strip center. The double door entrance with doorbell told me I was on the right track. I was met by jasmine, a beautiful lady. After using the rr I was led to a typical room with a curtain. The house fee was 70 for 1 hour. I heard her talking to someone else who sounded older. Jasmine was scantily dressed and gave me a great massage which I like and needed. My complaint would be it was way too quick, barely 20 min. She didn't even hesitate to start the light touch and playing around. Very direct she said FS was 200 . No way I'm paying that. I said I only have 130 which was true and she agreed. Very hot looking. Nice rack and soft skin. CBJ and her on top and mish. She was impatient with me taking a while and wanted to HJ the finish. I insisted though. I was just enjoying the moment and taking my time. Good thing no one else was there bc the curtain was useless. Total time was maybe 40 min. Something I would want to discuss next time. Across the street is another place I want to try. Personally, I like a real massage. The extras are enjoyed and appreciated but if there is no massage I usually don't repeat. I'll repeat jade at some point.