Massage Parlor Reports

**Gintonicrocks** · 04-07-11 03:51

Originally Posted by Jay Licsem [View Original Post]

I'll probably catch crap for this, but I've been looking all over for jhh that I keep reading about. Can't find the ad cause I don't know what jhh stands for. Can someone maybe give me an address?

Thanks

Go to backpage and follow link to body rubs and sign up, all info is there. Ad says find out about all massage parlors in your area.

GTR

**Jay Licsem** · 04-06-11 18:49

I'll probably catch crap for this, but I've been looking all over for jhh that I keep reading about. Can't find the ad cause I don't know what jhh stands for. Can someone maybe give me an address?

Thanks

**Turkish3000** · 04-06-11 14:23

Originally Posted by Evoman8 [View Original Post]

Any advice for a first timer.

I am trying to to go my first AMP I live in Towson and not sure what one to head to, but I want some fun.

A nice release would be great any pointers so its not odd ect.

Thank you

If this is your 1st time, jerk off first then think about it. If you still really want to go then do it. I understand that the whole point of this is so someone besides me can touch my junk but sometimes are little head takes over our big head and takes us on an adventure. If you still want to go do it at someplace with a good track record you can find these buy reading the forum and going back several weeks in posts. When you get the spa act calm and have confidence. Take a certain amount of money with you and leave everything else at home. Whatever your willing to loose with no reward is what you should bring. Find out how much an hour session is and bring that and enough for a tip maybe 40. When you get to the spa ask mamasan for an hour massage and she will take you to a room. Sometimes its good to leave some bait money out on a table so she knows your down for some fun. Do not be shy get changed right in front of them and lay face down on the table. Let them do the massage and afterwards they'll ask you to roll over. Most of the time if its your 1st visit they will only do a HE and if your sporting wood its a good signal to the girl your ready for it. After the session is over hand the girl your tip and leave with a smile on your face. Do not high five the guy coming in as you are leaving.

**Blkninj01** · 04-05-11 22:06

Just a little tid bit about the other night at Sky. I ran into a fellow Monger when I was leaving the place to take one of the provider to the store. LMAO The look on his face when he opened the door and saw me coming down the stairs with one of the providers was priceless. It looked like he wanted to turn around and leave at first but I guess the calling was way to strong and he just looked away until we walked past him. It can be a wierd situation.

**Drofnalb** · 04-05-11 04:24

But, I think Jackson himself has also left the USA.

As far as I know he is now living in Argentina. He sent out an invite to the Argentine mongers last year for a dinner in Buenos Aires. I was tempted to but a plane ticket.

Anyways, it is becoming more obvious. America is in rapid decline, on top of that it has some of the worst sex laws on the planet. One has to ask himself after a while if this place is still worth anything.

Originally Posted by Smiling Fox [View Original Post]

Yes, the International house of philosophers, committee for the annual breakfast philosophy-off has read your post and have decided to take up this very question at their next annual breakfast philosophy-off. According to the announcement they have tendered the question,

Is the question a question of morality, or can there be a moral action in response to an a moral or immoral behavior. What is the morality of the question. When tipping an Asian massage parlor girl.

Now Cece, I gave her an extra 20. She was a sweet heart. Kissed me, GFE. Wow. Held me tight when she came.

Panted, sweated, blushed. Lay in my arms exhausted. Wow. Even if she acted it was well worth the 20 extra bucks.

LOL.

Is that moral. LOL, don't know, don't care. But she was worth the extra, and I LIKED it.

Way too much fun playing here.

Smiling Fox. ; }

Oh and if you want to move to Germany, please go. Ugh. Now Amsterdam, that's ok.

SF

**Evoman8** · 04-05-11 03:38

Any advice for a first timer.

I am trying to to go my first AMP I live in Towson and not sure what one to head to, but I want some fun.

A nice release would be great any pointers so its not odd ect.

Thank you

**Gintonicrocks** · 04-05-11 00:53

Originally Posted by Dickster [View Original Post]

Who pissed in your wheaties old man? If you RTFF you will see that I have contributed valuable information to other willing members. I thought that this web site was to provide and get information which I am doing and will continue to do hopefully without senseless interference from the likes of such as you.

Thank you very much!

I did RTFF and find that of 16 posted reports. 3 had intell. 3 repeated intell, and the rest were asking for info. This is stellar reporting for your 5 years as a member of this forum. Nobody pissed in my wheaties, just letting the facts speak for themself.

GTR

**Smiling Fox** · 04-05-11 00:18

Yes, the International house of philosophers, committee for the annual breakfast philosophy-off has read your post and have decided to take up this very question at their next annual breakfast philosophy-off. According to the announcement they have tendered the question,

Is the question a question of morality, or can there be a moral action in response to an a moral or immoral behavior. What is the morality of the question. When tipping an Asian massage parlor girl.

Now Cece, I gave her an extra 20. She was a sweet heart. Kissed me, GFE. Wow. Held me tight when she came.

Panted, sweated, blushed. Lay in my arms exhausted. Wow. Even if she acted it was well worth the 20 extra bucks.

LOL.

Is that moral. LOL, don't know, don't care. But she was worth the extra, and I LIKED it.

Way too much fun playing here.

Smiling Fox. ; }

Oh and if you want to move to Germany, please go. Ugh. Now Amsterdam, that's ok.

SF

**Blkninj01** · 04-04-11 22:52

Today I actually went to 2 places. The first was a girl I found on backpage and she is ligit. At least I think so. Only did 1/2 hour with her because it was close to my job near St. Paul street. She goes by appointment and shows up to the location when she has an appointment. It is like in a brown stone and she has one of the rooms that she works out of. A few other low profile businesses in the same brown stone. The massage was just wonderful. She only did the back side of my body. Gave her a good tip and gave her a call on the way home and asked how much was an hour and if she also does the other side like my thighs and pecs. She gave me the price and said that she def. Do both sides for a hour. She just did not want to rush and give me and half job for the 1/2 hour. I must say say that she did get close to the boys from behind and focused on that spot for a while when she could tell I enjoyed it. I get the full thing and report back later.

Feeling relaxed but still had some tension so to speak, I took a ride to Sky. Got a kind of old provider tonight. The massage was not that good. Just some unskilled back rubbing. Flip and about the same until the HE. She was skilled in the release department but that was about it. Even the usual hot towel was done with cold water this time. One the way out believe it or not a provider named Jennifer asked if I could take her to the Giant down the street real fast. I said what the hell. It will give me a chance to get to know them and to make sure they remember me. She was also a little older but actually kind of attractive with a nice personality. She said she just started working there 3 days ago. May see what kind of service I get because she knows me now and I did her a favor.

**Drofnalb** · 04-04-11 18:44

Fox you have been on point since day one, I love your contrib.

Let me be clear on my position for the sake of politics, even though I know you are joking.

I feel it is PERFECTLY moral for me to pay for companionship and service from fully grown women who are given free choice.

My ancestors came to this ridiculous country from Scotland and Germany decades and centuries ago.

Little did they know that they were entering a puritan bastion which viewed male / female intimacy as the worst possible thing known to man.

Looking at how awesome the hobby is in Germany these days I can honestly say I wish they never migrated to this extremely backwards society. Actually, if the German economy keeps doing well and America collapses like I think it will this will likely be my last year here.

I have a German born relative (my mothers grand father). If I can get the papers in order I can apply for EU citizenship. Move to Hamburg, and live the rest of my life in absolute bliss. Life is to short for this BS.

Originally Posted by Smiling Fox [View Original Post]

Dro.

You were ok until you used that word

MORALLY? ! LOL.

Smiling Fox, ; }

**Ginger Man** · 04-04-11 17:00

Originally Posted by Drofnalb [View Original Post]

Sure, you can get seen for $100.

But remember, the max price of $100 from the 90s is our rule not theirs.

The price of everything in life is higher today than in the 90s, including milk, gas, school fees, doctors visits.

I have no problem paying low tuition for bad service.

I can no longer morally pay $100 when I receive excellent service.

Many, many years ago, I was close with a DC spa girl. She and I would spend considerable time together in her Arlington apartment when she was on vacation.

Anyway, I asked her once what was the largest tip she ever got? She said one night, late, when she worked at Sky a guy from Florida came in, and he had been drinking. After the shower he did lines of cocaine and her, alternatively, using the coke for its' Viagra-like properties. She said he finally came after an hour, and left her $900.

Another time an older man came in, she said he was lonely. He saw her twice in the same day, morning and evening, and left her $250 each time. He never returned, she said.

There are men out there who really spread the wealth, and our lady friends are always grateful for them.

**Smiling Fox** · 04-04-11 09:57

Dro.

You were ok until you used that word

MORALLY? ! LOL.

Smiling Fox, ; }

**Drofnalb** · 04-04-11 05:52

Sure, you can get seen for $100.

But remember, the max price of $100 from the 90s is our rule not theirs.

The price of everything in life is higher today than in the 90s, including milk, gas, school fees, doctors visits.

I have no problem paying low tuition for bad service.

I can no longer morally pay $100 when I receive excellent service.

Originally Posted by Smiling Fox [View Original Post]

DRo,

Its $ for full menu. And the tip is your bonus. Thats why she loves you so much.

Your overpaying. Thats why they love you.

$ for a full menu.

You want to give the honey a little extra fine. But its a $ for a full menu. Best massage on earth. Nothing more, nothing less. I guess if you want to be remembered. And get that special attention. I gave Cece an extra 20 for that extra special attention. She was a sweety, so.

No wonder she loves you. LOL. ; }

Smiling Fox, ; }

**Ginger Man** · 04-04-11 04:55

Originally Posted by Gintonicrocks [View Original Post]

RTFF Do a search and READ the reports. There have been more lameass, stupid questions, lately, than I have seen in a long time.GTR

What bothers me is that there were a lot of questions like this in DC just before they shut everything down. Really.

"7437 B&A Blvd. Is the worst AMP I have ever been to. The old lady that I got had horrible breath and tries to man handle you. Demanding when it comes to tips and basically pushed me out the door with a half hour left in the hour."

Thanks for that, I was wondering. Now I do not have tp gp there.

**Gintonicrocks** · 04-04-11 02:59

Originally Posted by Dickster [View Original Post]

Has anyone been to Nirvana on Bel Air Road and Beltway lately?

How was the service and do they have a rotating staff?

Thanks

RTFF Do a search and READ the reports. There have been more lameass, stupid questions, lately, than I have seen in a long time. This forum used to be ripe with with, sarcasm, humor and good intel. Now, it's just getting tedious. The recent appearance of Vivian was a godsend, took me back to better days. Hey, here's a novel idea, if you can't find info by reading, and searching, nobody's been there! TOFTT spend your allowance and get some intel on your own. Leave a report of your adventure, and build this forum back to what it was. Thanks for letting me vent.

GTR