Escort Reports

[TerilusKong]

I went with the intent to see either Christina or Martina since she looks fine in those pics. I get there afternoon and it is packed. Usually it's not that busy that time. Is everyone on holiday vacations? LOL. I waited for 30 minutes and watch the other mongers pick a girl as soon as they come out. I saw nohelia and believe Vanessa. Dolci came out and was sitting there as no one picked her for awhile. Then a girl who I don't recognize came down and I don't know who she is. I just pick her as my impatience got the better of me. She was wearing a tight red dress. Big mistake. I gave her 2 cards and we head upstairs to that curtain room which I've never been to before. I get undressed and she gives me a nice CBJ. Then she gets undressed and it all falls apart. Her tits are not really good looking and her body is just horrible. Stretch marks all over her stomach it's just hard to look. We proceed to mish and I'm just looking at her face as that's the only good thing. Eventually we switch to k9 but I'm loosing my hard on every time I look at her body. I ask her to give me a CBJ to get it back up which worked but lost it again when we switched to cg. I then lay down and she jerks me off but I couldn't get hard let alone finish. The knock came and we cleaned up and I left. I didn't tip.

Don't get me wrong. She is not a bad provider. She is willing to please and even asks what position you want her to be in and teases too. I just couldn't stand her body. She asked me what can she do to please me and don't be shy. I didn't want to be rude and say it's just your body is a mess. Lmaoo. I didn't even ask her name. She is definitely older like over 35 but hey there are milfs out there with a banging body with stretch marks I'd still smash. She just wasn't one of them. If they post pictures of her I'll definitely remember who she was unless they photoshop it real good. At this point I was better off going with dolci as she had nice light skin but didn't chose her.

Busted broken down buicks with 100,000+ miles are the leading cause of erectile dysfunction.

[Darkmanxxx]

Anyone seen this chick? Tried to hook up on a couple of occasions, but she seems either real flaky or not appreciating black or brown guys.

https://www.adultlook.com/p/2978990

[Jpp1968]

I went with the intent to see either Christina or Martina since she looks fine in those pics. I get there afternoon and it is packed. Usually it's not that busy that time. Is everyone on holiday vacations? LOL. I waited for 30 minutes and watch the other mongers pick a girl as soon as they come out. I saw nohelia and believe Vanessa. Dolci came out and was sitting there as no one picked her for awhile. Then a girl who I don't recognize came down and I don't know who she is. I just pick her as my impatience got the better of me. She was wearing a tight red dress. Big mistake. I gave her 2 cards and we head upstairs to that curtain room which I've never been to before. I get undressed and she gives me a nice CBJ. Then she gets undressed and it all falls apart. Her tits are not really good looking and her body is just horrible. Stretch marks all over her stomach it's just hard to look. We proceed to mish and I'm just looking at her face as that's the only good thing. Eventually we switch to k9 but I'm loosing my hard on every time I look at her body. I ask her to give me a CBJ to get it back up which worked but lost it again when we switched to cg. I then lay down and she jerks me off but I couldn't get hard let alone finish. The knock came and we cleaned up and I left. I didn't tip.

Don't get me wrong. She is not a bad provider. She is willing to please and even asks what position you want her to be in and teases too. I just couldn't stand her body. She asked me what can she do to please me and don't be shy. I didn't want to be rude and say it's just your body is a mess. Lmaoo. I didn't even ask her name. She is definitely older like over 35 but hey there are milfs out there with a banging body with stretch marks I'd still smash. She just wasn't one of them. If they post pictures of her I'll definitely remember who she was unless they photoshop it real good. At this point I was better off going with dolci as she had nice light skin but didn't chose her.

Like I said in my review Cindy last week I have always found most of the DH women to be beautiful with incredible bodies but the last few weeks have been very disappointing and the pictures of the women on the website very misleading.

[Chachi79]

So I've been wanting to check out DH but concerned with traffic, seems very busy.

Also waiting for some new girls as it seems most of their all stars recently went back home.

Seen ads on adultsearch that are similar, $140 for half, pics of pretty young girl (usually Colombian or Venezuelan) request text.

Twice as much as DH but hoped it would be worth it.

Was sent an address that was nearby!

Got there, then told to go to corner where motel is.

Pics are not real but girl was HOTTER, body to die for!!

Big perky tits, perfect bubble butt, tiny waist and pretty!! Despite having no makeup on!

She was about 23 and Hispanic American.

As happy as I was to see how hot she was, that was the only positive.

Service was bad, terrible, awful, take your pick!

On her phone the ENTIRE time, literally as I'm fucking her.

I stopped at one point until she put the phone down.

Can't kiss or suck on anything "I don't like it" was her response when I asked.

CBJ was ok but only lasted a minute.

Rode me but wouldn't sit all the way down and lasted 2 minutes.

I flipped her over into doggy, had her on her side and then I got on top.

She wasn't into it at all and kept asking me to cum.

Each position only lasted a min or so before she wanted to change.

Did not help in the cleanup process either.

The real nail in the coffin is after I finish and am getting dressed I ask her to do a spin for me (remember the body is ridiculous but now she's holding a towel over her) and she responds by telling me, "well what I really want is for you to leave quickly as possible" as if her spin would delay me leaving?

I'm not a bad looking guy and was very polite so imagine this is how she is all the time, seems to have a pimp.

Would not go back there or recommend.

[AWong467]

Figure with all the reports from dh, I share something else. Went to carol yesterday after texting her / her bf. Two girls were available and one was busy. Went up stair to pick, one tall skinny girl was still on her bed and phone. She didn't look interested at all, so I went with Kira or soemthing with a K LOL. She's around 5'4" cute face, smile and thick. She lunges at me when I walk up the stairs, gave the donation to the guy and went in the room. She went for a hug / kiss. Only wanted a BBJ and CIM. She did follow instruction and definitely was into it. I was done in like 10 minutes, thought she would rush me out. She ask if I wanted a massage and I said yes. Some small talk and I left with another hug / kiss. She's leaving today if anyone is interested.

Happy Holiday everyone!

[Savage123]

I went with the intent to see either Christina or Martina since she looks fine in those pics. I get there afternoon and it is packed. Usually it's not that busy that time. Is everyone on holiday vacations? LOL. I waited for 30 minutes and watch the other mongers pick a girl as soon as they come out. I saw nohelia and believe Vanessa. Dolci came out and was sitting there as no one picked her for awhile. Then a girl who I don't recognize came down and I don't know who she is. I just pick her as my impatience got the better of me. She was wearing a tight red dress. Big mistake. I gave her 2 cards and we head upstairs to that curtain room which I've never been to before. I get undressed and she gives me a nice CBJ. Then she gets undressed and it all falls apart. Her tits are not really good looking and her body is just horrible. Stretch marks all over her stomach it's just hard to look. We proceed to mish and I'm just looking at her face as that's the only good thing. Eventually we switch to k9 but I'm loosing my hard on every time I look at her body. I ask her to give me a CBJ to get it back up which worked but lost it again when we switched to cg. I then lay down and she jerks me off but I couldn't get hard let alone finish. The knock came and we cleaned up and I left. I didn't tip.

Don't get me wrong. She is not a bad provider. She is willing to please and even asks what position you want her to be in and teases too. I just couldn't stand her body. She asked me what can she do to please me and don't be shy. I didn't want to be rude and say it's just your body is a mess. Lmaoo. I didn't even ask her name. She is definitely older like over 35 but hey there are milfs out there with a banging body with stretch marks I'd still smash. She just wasn't one of them. If they post pictures of her I'll definitely remember who she was unless they photoshop it real good. At this point I was better off going with dolci as she had nice light skin but didn't chose her.

[WyldLobo]

This ***** used to post on lsitcraweler and escortreviews as DOMINICAN rather than Puerto Rican ,was thinking about seeing her but passed on it. Saw her in the street one time too....
has about 5 kids...

Yea, she has bad reviews. She post that she is in her middle 20's but I read many reviews that she is awful. She is straight up hood plus she looks dirty as well.

[KCM91]

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[Jjolly0]

This ***** used to post on lsitcraweler and escortreviews as DOMINICAN rather than Puerto Rican ,was thinking about seeing her but passed on it. Saw her in the street one time too....
has about 5 kids...

She quoted me 250 for BBFS. At least I know it would be a waste of time and $.

[Gabe0823]

I saw on the website that DH was open on Thursday so I went there in the afternoon. The lineup on that day was Vanessa, Dulcinea, Nohelia, and 2 new girls Karen and Claudia. I actually wanted Martina but the card guy told me she wasn't available. So I decided to try out one of the new girls even though their pictures were not on the website. One of them, a MILF, came downstairs so I gave her 2 cards and we headed into one of the rooms upstairs. She's not thick but her body is petite, all natural, and her face looks cute. She took everything off except her top, which she charged me to take off. Unfortunately I didn't have extra cash for her so I wasn't able to see her boobs. She cleans me up and I laid on the bed for a slow but nice CBJ which lasted for a few minutes until I was hard and ready. Then she got on top for CG, starting off slowly, but then started bouncing faster on my dick, moanly softly at the same time. Her pussy felt nice and tight. I brought her closer to me and started pumping into her, while grabbing her ass. Then we went to mish and started to thrust into her harder, while watching her boobs jiggle inside her top. Finally we switched to doggy. Her ass wasn't that impressive but it looked nice for her petite size. I grabbed her by her waist and pounded into her until I nutted. We chatted for a bit until there was the knock on the door. I tipped her, gave her a hug and kiss, then left. Overall she had a friendly attitude, although it might be because I can speak Spanish so it was easier for her to talk to me. I'm sure her name is Claudia but if I'm wrong then correct me LOL.

[Noble Vendetta]

Anyone knows what happened to Samantha the head master? 917-913-5963 worked out of a trap house in Jamaica queens? LOL best throat in the game.

[BobTheMan085]

Went do DH in the afternoon and the place was packed. I waited for a few minutes but I needed to bounce so I picked the one chick that was sitting there and no one was taking her, for good reason. I giver her my card and we head upstairs everything seems fine. I get undressed, she only undresses her bottom half, top stayed covered and I wasn't about to pay extra. I lay down she starts with a CBJ for all of 5 secs and then wants me on top, I'm like whatever. So I pound away for a pit, but I really prefer CG. So I stop and ask her to get on top, she flat out refuses, says I'm too big, I'm like bullshit. I've had smaller girls on my shit with no complaints. While I am above average, I ain't no monster. So I was like fuck this, got dressed and bounced, she told me her name was Sandra. Idk if she was lying but I she wasn't I now know why no guy wanted her.

[TerilusKong]

The outcall small latina agencies are a waste of time. Either they don't pick up the phone, barely speak even basic 101 English (even when ads posted in English) or fail to confirm or communicate times or when running late etc.

No loss for me since I am using a burner and the address next door just in case.

Note. I speak / understand Spanish but prefer to communicate in English when it comes to these things to prevent any misunderstandings. (It forces them to be clear and concise on time / availability / price).

They have many numbers but this is one of them: 646-XXX-1403.

Also know that they do blacklist your number for any ole reason so if you REALLY want to try then just call from a couple of different numbers until you finally get them to answer or actually send a girl instead of juking you.

One other possibility is they may prefer houses to apartment buildings for safety reasons (or the reverse. They are looking for someone to rob / extort). They may google the address after you text it.

[KkinSanitary]

Okay so this might be the silliest post here but its a serious inquiry. What condoms do they use at DH because I swear I've used trojans and those mofos slip off all the time. Now it could be I got length but not girth which sucks tbh and kinda ashamed idk why plus all the porn got me going hatd and then limp during sex. But anyways back to the main question what condoms do they use because they never slip. Also got any advice for a guy in his mid 20 that has a hard time keeping it up. Thanks.

Hey bro,

SKYN condoms are great. Highly recommend them.

And for your other problem check out taking this. PERFORMIX - Super male T.

You can buy it at GNC but it costs around $100. Search for it on ebay and you can get it for half the price. Take one or two in the morning and also at night. This shit works!

Good luck!

[KirkDiggler]

Been a monger for some time now but I rarely share. Since we live in a post BP-shutdown world now, I've decided sharing information with each other about providers is the only way we will keep valuable information like that you find on this forum and others going.

Now that we got that out of the way, onto the review.

So I met Red. I think she is Puerto Rican. Anyway, I saw her post on IG constantly. Ass looked good in some shots and I love slutty tattoos and pornstar nails so I had to see what she was about.

She is older. Mid 40's. Candidly mentioned that she was a cancer survivor. Definitely lost some weight. Nipple rings, short blue hair, and talks like a sailor.

She quoted me 120/ half 200/ hour to link and made it clear that there would be no BJ. I left her hanging for a day and she messaged me again the next morning. By then I knew I could negotiate. I said since no BJ, I'll come by for 80. She agreed but said only 15 min instead of half. Damn she is good.

I got to her place and she led me through the side entrance to the basement, which was gross to be honest. She at least laid clean towels all over the bed so there was that.

Once we got passed a few pleasantries, we spoke. Her one rule was not to touch her tits because of the chemo treatment. I mentioned that I would like to touch her body at least some to get my cock hard since I wasn't going to get a BJ. She said don't worry.

I lay on the bed, get naked, and sure enough she starts jerking me. 30 seconds later, she is blowing me. Nice little surprise I guess. We switch places and I get on top. I spend maybe five minutes pounding away at her, changing positions a couple of times. Popped and got dressed in front of the kitten that was watching us. Bathroom isn't very sanitary.

Disappointing is a good word for this review. That is her in the IG pics but her IG pics are much more poppin than she is. Very much the hoodrat when she speaks.

Don't worry, I have some good reviews to come but I had to start somewhere. This was just this past weekend. Just sharing the info in case it is of use to anyone.

This ***** used to post on lsitcraweler and escortreviews as DOMINICAN rather than Puerto Rican ,was thinking about seeing her but passed on it. Saw her in the street one time too....
has about 5 kids...