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[DevilsAlleycat]

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/i...attan/34988933

Anyone have any intel on this lady?

[PepeGrilloNYC]

Hello Gents,

Sadly it looks like IG won't be coming back. No whereabouts tried all mediums to contact. Which brings up a new question. Where did the girls go? I think a few either go back to PR, DR, Colombia. And with corona probably not coming back till.

Things get better, which I hope is soon. I think some other girls live in the tristate area.

Just wondering if anyone know of their whereabouts?

[NycHobbyist]

I saw her ad one day and saw a pic of what is offered and was like DAMN I WANT. Something about a butterfly with big wings that drives me crazy. Took the chance and yeah it feels right but she's just on that glass stick too hard. She didn't smell but looked unkept. Was an ok experience. She usually doubles with Nikki another chick that hits that glass dick hard. Nikki is a MILF in her 40's about and used to own a cleaning company.

Dude, if this Nikki chick is anything like Kelly, I'd say stay far far away.

[SliderZ]

I was in the city earlier this week and wanted to get some while there.

This was midday so some providers weren't working yet and I contacted a few regulars / bedpage ads.

I've been meaning to see a couple and saw an ad for a MILF provider I wanted to see. I guess I fucked up on the phone # and ended up visiting Kelly (ad: https://callescort.org/646-956-7788 & https://yolo.com.listcrawler.eu/post...anny/58765730/) accidentally. To be fair, I did contact her and she was on my list to see at some point but she wasn't the provider I was expecting.

I get the hotel address and head over. After waiting suspiciously in the hotel lobby for about 10 min, she comes down to meet me and, as mentioned before, I am a bit surprised to see her. She has the look of someone that's been on a 5 day coke / meth bender. I appreciate this isn't a huge deal but this chick is walking around a random hotel lobby in NYC without a mask. We get to the elevator and her card doesn't work so she has to go to the front desk and get a new one. Fine, I guess.

This chick is so stoned and / or spun that she literally cannot speak at above a near whisper so for anything she says, I have to ask her to repeat it. I don't have hearing problems but she was outright whispering.

We get to the room and she basically just drops her cloths off. Her body looks awful; the ass sags down to her thighs and she's got those nasty sucked out flapjack tits. They look like they may have been bigger but somehow got deflated.

I ask to use the bathroom since I needed to piss. The room is basically one giant ashtray. There's cigarette butts everywhere, weed bits on nearly every surface, and she's got random shit (cloths, bags, etc) all over including the toilet tank. Its to the point that, upon pissing, I can't find the flush lever and don't want to randomly move her shit around. Ok, whatever. Fuck it. I don't care if I flush my piss.

I get to the bed and she's basically laying there. I get underdressed and she informs me that she double-booked so it'll be a HHR rather then a full hour. Ok, fine. No big deal. She tells me don't worry, we'll get two pops, blah blah blah. We got on with the BBJ which quickly becomes a CBJ. This is when I notice that she's basically got a ton of missing teeth. The front teeth are there (6-8) but everything else in her mouth looks like its just gone. I don't even understand how this happens.

Then she asks if I'm ready for FS, I tell her to keep on with the BJ since its decent. She tells me her mouth hurts. I ask what's wrong and she basically looks at me like I'm crazy. She's sucked some much dick that her jaw hurts. Sorry that I didn't immediately assume that.

Ok, fine. I ask her to jump onboard and she informs me that she doesn't do that. A little surprised at this, I ask "what?" and she lets me know she doesn't ride. Apparently this is some sort of mystic service that she doesn't offer. Fine, we start with mish and move onto doggy. Her vag is super dry. I mean, I struggled to get in and tried to spit lube that shit. After about a minute or two of this, I pull out to play with her vag in hope of getting some lubrication and notice that past the lips, she's got a bucket pussy. I can literally see her cervix when I pull the lips apart. Her vag looks like the kind of thing I imagine they use to train OB / Gyn's in med school.

We agreed to do some greek as well so I ask to do that. She informs that I am too big. Umm. What? Am I supposed to debate this chick on the size of my dick? Like am I supposed to convince a provider that my dick is small. ?

I go back to doggy and not a minute later, the cover rips. I say "oh shit" and ask her if she's got another. She points to the dresser where there's a pile of those NYC shitty free condoms. Fine, I grab one and she informs me that she "doesn't like my attitude" and I have to leave. Ummm. Ok, I can't say that I am too pissed off at this point since the whole thing is so bad.

I get dressed and she's standing there demanding I pay her. I tell her that I am not paying for the full session. I only had hundreds on me so I drop one on the floor and start to leave (the hhr was supposed to be $120.) She tries to get tough with me and tells me she's got some sort of security down the hall who will beat my ass then tells me she'll call the cops then its hotel security. I roll my eyes, nod, and tell her "good luck with that".

TL; DR I paid $100 to hang out in a dirty hotel room with a crackwhore, got a mediocre BJ, and borderline serviceable FS ending in blue balls. Stay away at all costs.

Contact details:

646xxxx788.

https://switter.at/@Sexiroxi/media

I saw her ad one day and saw a pic of what is offered and was like DAMN I WANT. Something about a butterfly with big wings that drives me crazy. Took the chance and yeah it feels right but she's just on that glass stick too hard. She didn't smell but looked unkept. Was an ok experience. She usually doubles with Nikki another chick that hits that glass dick hard. Nikki is a MILF in her 40's about and used to own a cleaning company.

[BrooklynMatt]

So what is her current look? Some of the pics that come up with a Google search suggest a BBW.

Maybe even a VBBW.

She's very curvy but proportional as I stated. I wouldn't call her a BBW. If you're into curvy women she looks great. If not don't see her.

[HollywoodViper]

It's called meth mouth. Also causes skin problems. Long story but I woman I used to see (not a provider. A friend who's boyfriend got off on me fucking his girlfriend) developed these weird spots on her skin that she claimed were from new birth control pills. Shortly after that I found out she and her boyfriend had developed a meth problem. Let's just say they didn't end well because of it. You don't hear much about meth in NYC but it's here and it's a nasty drug.

The one time I saw Kelly she hid it fairly well but when she smiled after our session I noticed her tooth issues and put two and two together. If I had noticed earlier I would have bailed. This was probably two years ago and from what I've been reading it sounds like she's gone a lot further downhill.

I wondered what happens to the teeth. Do they just fall out or just decay slowly until they just disappear.

[SpaspaHunter]

So what is her current look? Some of the pics that come up with a Google search suggest a BBW.

Maybe even a VBBW.

If you googled her then you should know to check her social media links. She left NYC anyway as confirmed by her twit so you'd have to wait til next time LOL.

[Dennyo]

While she may not be everyone's cup of tea, Karen Fisher is kind of everything I find attractive. Mature and very curvy but proportional. I discovered her relatively recently and saw online that she'd be coming to NYC soon. I figured she'd be about 1500 an hour like a lot of porn stars but when I checked I saw her rate is 700. I quickly checked some reviews which were a little mixed but mostly good (I suspect there's a bit of YMMV). I figured fuck it. I've never spent that much for an hour with anyone but I can afford it and at the very least I get to fuck my favorite porn star. Emailed her, she got back to me and asked for screening info. Penelope was kind enough to provide a glowing reference and I sent her proof of where I work (which frankly anyone can find in seconds with my name of phone number). She asked for a 20% deposit which I don't normally do but it's Karen Fisher so why not? Sent and she confirmed the appointment. Flash forward a couple of weeks and she emailed me the night before to reconfirm and texted me her hotel info the next morning.

I got there and knocked on the door. She opened it and let me in. And there was Karen Fisher wearing a tiny red dress and nothing else. She looks a little prettier in person. Really beautiful eyes and a more youthful face than I was expecting. We talked for a couple of minutes and then she started kissing me. LFK for a couple of minutes slowly becoming DFK. Clothes came flying off and next thing I'm playing with he massive tits. I told her I have a fetish for DATY and she got very excited. I started and she tasted great. Went at it for quite a while and she came (or at lest acted like she did. She is a porn actress after all) several times. After that she went in for some fantastic BBBJ. She slipped on a cover and we went for mish for a while followed but cg. More BBBJ after that and I finally popped on her tits.

We wound up talking for quite a while afterwards. She's very smart and great to talk to. She told me quite a bit about her personal life and about the porn industry and seemed happy that I was interested in hearing about her (I guess a lot of guys don't bother talking to her). Overall it was a great time. While she's expensive I think I will repeat next time she's in town. She's one of the ones I will remember for the rest of my life.

So what is her current look? Some of the pics that come up with a Google search suggest a BBW.

Maybe even a VBBW.

[BrooklynMatt]

While she may not be everyone's cup of tea, Karen Fisher is kind of everything I find attractive. Mature and very curvy but proportional. I discovered her relatively recently and saw online that she'd be coming to NYC soon. I figured she'd be about 1500 an hour like a lot of porn stars but when I checked I saw her rate is 700. I quickly checked some reviews which were a little mixed but mostly good (I suspect there's a bit of YMMV). I figured fuck it. I've never spent that much for an hour with anyone but I can afford it and at the very least I get to fuck my favorite porn star. Emailed her, she got back to me and asked for screening info. Penelope was kind enough to provide a glowing reference and I sent her proof of where I work (which frankly anyone can find in seconds with my name of phone number). She asked for a 20% deposit which I don't normally do but it's Karen Fisher so why not? Sent and she confirmed the appointment. Flash forward a couple of weeks and she emailed me the night before to reconfirm and texted me her hotel info the next morning.

I got there and knocked on the door. She opened it and let me in. And there was Karen Fisher wearing a tiny red dress and nothing else. She looks a little prettier in person. Really beautiful eyes and a more youthful face than I was expecting. We talked for a couple of minutes and then she started kissing me. LFK for a couple of minutes slowly becoming DFK. Clothes came flying off and next thing I'm playing with he massive tits. I told her I have a fetish for DATY and she got very excited. I started and she tasted great. Went at it for quite a while and she came (or at lest acted like she did. She is a porn actress after all) several times. After that she went in for some fantastic BBBJ. She slipped on a cover and we went for mish for a while followed but cg. More BBBJ after that and I finally popped on her tits.

We wound up talking for quite a while afterwards. She's very smart and great to talk to. She told me quite a bit about her personal life and about the porn industry and seemed happy that I was interested in hearing about her (I guess a lot of guys don't bother talking to her). Overall it was a great time. While she's expensive I think I will repeat next time she's in town. She's one of the ones I will remember for the rest of my life.

[AbuSaho]

I've been meaning to see a couple and saw an ad for a MILF provider I wanted to see. I guess I fucked up on the phone # and ended up visiting Kelly (ad: https://callescort.org/646-956-7788 & https://yolo.com.listcrawler.eu/post...anny/58765730/) accidentally. To be fair, I did contact her and she was on my list to see at some point but she wasn't the provider I was expecting.

I get the hotel address and head over. After waiting suspiciously in the hotel lobby for about 10 min, she comes down to meet me and, as mentioned before, I am a bit surprised to see her. She has the look of someone that's been on a 5 day coke / meth bender. I appreciate this isn't a huge deal but this chick is walking around a random hotel lobby in NYC without a mask. We get to the elevator and her card doesn't work so she has to go to the front desk and get a new one. Fine, I guess.

It sucks Kelly has fallen. Its been a year now in the pandemic and honestly I have seen dozens of woman and none of them wore a mask if they came down to get you. So being maskless in lobby shouldn't be used against her. It just how the game is

She also hosts with three other women and they all likely see clients maskless and then talk to each other maskless so yea. Her being maskless in lobby is least of your worries if you worried about COVID.

[JohnGalt34]

I was in the city earlier this week and wanted to get some while there.

This was midday so some providers weren't working yet and I contacted a few regulars / bedpage ads.

I've been meaning to see a couple and saw an ad for a MILF provider I wanted to see. I guess I fucked up on the phone # and ended up visiting Kelly (ad: https://callescort.org/646-956-7788 & https://yolo.com.listcrawler.eu/post...anny/58765730/) accidentally. To be fair, I did contact her and she was on my list to see at some point but she wasn't the provider I was expecting.

I get the hotel address and head over. After waiting suspiciously in the hotel lobby for about 10 min, she comes down to meet me and, as mentioned before, I am a bit surprised to see her. She has the look of someone that's been on a 5 day coke / meth bender. I appreciate this isn't a huge deal but this chick is walking around a random hotel lobby in NYC without a mask. We get to the elevator and her card doesn't work so she has to go to the front desk and get a new one. Fine, I guess.

This chick is so stoned and / or spun that she literally cannot speak at above a near whisper so for anything she says, I have to ask her to repeat it. I don't have hearing problems but she was outright whispering.

We get to the room and she basically just drops her cloths off. Her body looks awful; the ass sags down to her thighs and she's got those nasty sucked out flapjack tits. They look like they may have been bigger but somehow got deflated.

I ask to use the bathroom since I needed to piss. The room is basically one giant ashtray. There's cigarette butts everywhere, weed bits on nearly every surface, and she's got random shit (cloths, bags, etc) all over including the toilet tank. Its to the point that, upon pissing, I can't find the flush lever and don't want to randomly move her shit around. Ok, whatever. Fuck it. I don't care if I flush my piss.

I get to the bed and she's basically laying there. I get underdressed and she informs me that she double-booked so it'll be a HHR rather then a full hour. Ok, fine. No big deal. She tells me don't worry, we'll get two pops, blah blah blah. We got on with the BBJ which quickly becomes a CBJ. This is when I notice that she's basically got a ton of missing teeth. The front teeth are there (6-8) but everything else in her mouth looks like its just gone. I don't even understand how this happens.

Then she asks if I'm ready for FS, I tell her to keep on with the BJ since its decent. She tells me her mouth hurts. I ask what's wrong and she basically looks at me like I'm crazy. She's sucked some much dick that her jaw hurts. Sorry that I didn't immediately assume that.

Ok, fine. I ask her to jump onboard and she informs me that she doesn't do that. A little surprised at this, I ask "what?" and she lets me know she doesn't ride. Apparently this is some sort of mystic service that she doesn't offer. Fine, we start with mish and move onto doggy. Her vag is super dry. I mean, I struggled to get in and tried to spit lube that shit. After about a minute or two of this, I pull out to play with her vag in hope of getting some lubrication and notice that past the lips, she's got a bucket pussy. I can literally see her cervix when I pull the lips apart. Her vag looks like the kind of thing I imagine they use to train OB / Gyn's in med school.

We agreed to do some greek as well so I ask to do that. She informs that I am too big. Umm. What? Am I supposed to debate this chick on the size of my dick? Like am I supposed to convince a provider that my dick is small. ?

I go back to doggy and not a minute later, the cover rips. I say "oh shit" and ask her if she's got another. She points to the dresser where there's a pile of those NYC shitty free condoms. Fine, I grab one and she informs me that she "doesn't like my attitude" and I have to leave. Ummm. Ok, I can't say that I am too pissed off at this point since the whole thing is so bad.

I get dressed and she's standing there demanding I pay her. I tell her that I am not paying for the full session. I only had hundreds on me so I drop one on the floor and start to leave (the hhr was supposed to be $120.) She tries to get tough with me and tells me she's got some sort of security down the hall who will beat my ass then tells me she'll call the cops then its hotel security. I roll my eyes, nod, and tell her "good luck with that".

TL; DR I paid $100 to hang out in a dirty hotel room with a crackwhore, got a mediocre BJ, and borderline serviceable FS ending in blue balls. Stay away at all costs.

Contact details:

646xxxx788.

https://switter.at/@Sexiroxi/media

This is the kind of alpha context I read this sub for. "Good luck with that" Lmfao.

Sorry about the horrible service, though. There is nothing worse then dropping money on a horrible time.

[BrooklynMatt]

From what I've seen Meth Mouth affects the entire mouth and not just specific teeth. Kelly reminded me of this:

https://img1.looper.com/img/gallery/...1579012859.jpg

It's a severe form of tooth decay where teeth also start falling out. When she smiled at me I could see her front teeth had brown stains and she was missing some side teeth. Sounds like she's lost a few more and she's deteriorating fast. It's sad really.

[NycHobbyist]

It's called meth mouth. Also causes skin problems. Long story but I woman I used to see (not a provider. A friend who's boyfriend got off on me fucking his girlfriend) developed these weird spots on her skin that she claimed were from new birth control pills. Shortly after that I found out she and her boyfriend had developed a meth problem. Let's just say they didn't end well because of it. You don't hear much about meth in NYC but it's here and it's a nasty drug.

The one time I saw Kelly she hid it fairly well but when she smiled after our session I noticed her tooth issues and put two and two together. If I had noticed earlier I would have bailed. This was probably two years ago and from what I've been reading it sounds like she's gone a lot further downhill.

From what I've seen Meth Mouth affects the entire mouth and not just specific teeth. Kelly reminded me of this:

https://img1.looper.com/img/gallery/...1579012859.jpg

[BrooklynMatt]

All joking aside, I don't know how she lost her teeth in that configuration. Like the front teeth are there but nothing else. I really wish I took a picture to show my dentist.

I really should've walked out as soon as I saw her body. I don't think she's over 30 even but she's covered in those weird skin tabs that old people have.

It's called meth mouth. Also causes skin problems. Long story but I woman I used to see (not a provider. A friend who's boyfriend got off on me fucking his girlfriend) developed these weird spots on her skin that she claimed were from new birth control pills. Shortly after that I found out she and her boyfriend had developed a meth problem. Let's just say they didn't end well because of it. You don't hear much about meth in NYC but it's here and it's a nasty drug.

The one time I saw Kelly she hid it fairly well but when she smiled after our session I noticed her tooth issues and put two and two together. If I had noticed earlier I would have bailed. This was probably two years ago and from what I've been reading it sounds like she's gone a lot further downhill.

[SpaspaHunter]

All joking aside, I don't know how she lost her teeth in that configuration. Like the front teeth are there but nothing else. I really wish I took a picture to show my dentist.

I really should've walked out as soon as I saw her body. I don't think she's over 30 even but she's covered in those weird skin tabs that old people have.

Yup you should have walked when you saw her in the lobby. We've talked about her a few times on here and probably her friends too but there was chatter elsewhere. Back when switter was still manageable she dropped that she miscarried like other dude mentioned but I didn't want to mention that because it's irrelevant but If you'd checked her most recent switter pics you'd know what you were getting into to as far as looks go. Basically what WhiteKnight said except I wouldn't call her cute LOL. She rock bottom a few times already if you ask me LOL.