Massage Parlor Reports

**D Brasco** · 02-14-06 16:22

After seeing all the glowing reviews last year I had to check out Gold Spa. I have to give it a serious 2 thumbs down. I came in and was given a woman who looked like she was 50 years old. I asked for a younger girl and she argued with me and said next time. She gave me a table shower and massage, and on the flip she couldn't even get me hard. I was ready to walk out and was putting my clothes back on when she said she would bring me someone else. The woman looked even worse than the 1st one, and then I continued to put my clothes on, when they brought a third who looked equally as bad. I ran out of there as fast as I could, and am trying to erase the memory as quickly as possible.

**Pleasure Dude** · 02-13-06 20:03

I am in town for the international toy fair and had a chance to visit the 4 hand massage after getting the contact info from another member. They are located on the 52th st in a very clean 2 room apartment complex. Since I spoke Chinese, I was able to get more info on the type of service they offer. If you are interested in fs, you might want to bring it up and negotiate a price while getting a massage on the back. Both of them took their top off while giving me a massage so I got to play around with their tits while getting the massage. Once I turned over, I chose Lisa for FS and we did cg style. While doing cg, I got to play around with Terry's boobs who was standing behind me. It was an interesting experience since I never had 2 girls together at the same time. The total damage was $2.2.

**Open Mind** · 02-12-06 01:14

lets not put the details out openly as it is closing all the places. others boards (i.e. UG) are much more tightly run and for good reason. hopefully, everyone else will abide by more discretion. perhaps jackson can tighten the rules for all our sakes.
regards, Open Mind

**chattenooga** · 02-10-06 15:20

Sticky,

I am glad that you're restraining from posting contact/address details here cause i think that can doom the forum for all of us. Now I only hope everyone else here follow's your lead.

I would like to suggest that we institute a policy, that any and every new member or poster must first have atleast one new place he introduces to the forum, and has atleast 4 more writeups about that place or other places. If we see 5 valuable posts or more, then we can trust the person via PM's etc. But strictly no address / names / contact info here at all.

I have a feeling I know the place you're reffering to Sticky, and I'm glad you wrote it the way you did. Kudos!!

**Sticky** · 02-10-06 10:58

I was at one of the MP talked about often here. The massages are starting to drop in quality, but the "Service" seems to be improving! There are at least 3 there that I've had the pleasure with. The one I had on Wednesday was early 20's cute, nice body about a 7. The first time I saw her, I had a hard time getting her top up. Now as long as I was "safe", there were no limits. When someone walked past the door (with missing doorknob) I stopped for a second. She said OK, OK, as if everyone there was onto what was going on.
The last time I was there, a week ago, I was with another early 20's one. As she was giving me the massage, the two in the next room were going at it. The moans were pefectly clear thru the walls. When I commented, she said sorry. At that piont I said I felt left out, so we got started. The mood in this place has changed. For a while things were very tense. Not the impression I get is very different.
Regulars with heavy posts can PM me for details on location & names ect. Others shouldn't bother, as I will not respond. Sorry, but I've learned my lesson. I don't need to impress anyone but myself. Too much info on this board ruins a good thing.

**Heatguyj** · 02-06-06 22:29

Originally Posted by Mighty Spearsman

Normally I wouldn't write a complaining post like this, but I'm in a piss-y mood tonight I guess. The following is a PM that I've just received from someone with 0 posts - that's right ZERO posts:

With all due respect, Mr. Oldschool 25, sorry but you've got to write a few useful posts of your own before you ask someone else to do your legwork for you. Otherwise, all of us will think that you're LE or a newspaper reporter (don't laugh, one of my past USA SG posts was quoted in the Hartford Courant several months ago).

In the meantime, RTFF!! (click on 'Abbreviations' on the above menu bar if you don't know what that means).

Geez, LOL

**BigEl** · 02-06-06 20:38

Originally Posted by John Stagger

So during the holidays I was coming back home drunk from a party. I was on the 7 at 2am, and when I got to my stop, this Latin girl smiled at me and got off at the same stop. Now when I say Latin girl, I don't mean a 19 year old bombshell with J-Lo booty, I actually mean some 30-something obese freakshow who had a face that resembled potholes in the summertime. But whatever, I smiled back and got off the train. Half way down the street I look over my shoulder and see her in tow, so I slow my drunk stagger down and she catches up and asks me what's up. I tell her "damn you're beautiful" and she giggles. Not in the "I'm shy and cute" way, but in the "You're a freakin' liar, but thanks for trying" way. So we chat a bit and she grabs my package and asks me if I want to go to her place. I comply and we go to a nearby apartment building. But instead of going inside, we go downstairs into the alley and she unzips me. I ask how much for a BJ, and she's says 40. I laugh and explain to her some of the market realities that she was facing, and after that she came down to 15 and got to business. It was a quick CBJ and as I started to shoot my load, I ripped off the condom and jacked off the rest on the ground. I gave her the contribution but the wierd thing was that she grabbed the partially full condom off the ground and took it with her. I got wierded out in a way - I mean, I have little to worry about from some fat ho I met on a train, but in this day and age, she might be up to some sort of DNA identity theft or something - you never know, right? That stuff's MINE... although I wasn't about to ask for it back. In any event, she went upstairs, and then I went on my way.

I realize that this probably belongs on the Queens or SW threads, and I'm sorry if that offends anyone, but on the one hand, even though I mostly lurk, I consider this part of the board my spiritual home. And on the other hand, I just wanted to suggest one thing: if it's 2am and you're drunk and all the amp's are closed, just check out some of the fat girls on the train. You never know who's gonna be that freaky trick willing to take care of your predicament.

Alright, back to lurk mode. Happy mongering.

Funny story and I can see why you were a bit weirded out but she probably just didn't want to leave a condom outside for others to see, but you can swing by in 9 months and find out. Riding the 7 train in search of fat girl sluts...that's what I thought the Casual Encounters on CL was for.

**Sticky** · 02-06-06 10:53

John S.

You got all they offer at Heaven Spa (17th). It's clean, very nice and most of the women are 8's, but a tug is all they offer.

**Mighty Spearsman** · 02-06-06 01:18

Normally I wouldn't write a complaining post like this, but I'm in a piss-y mood tonight I guess. The following is a PM that I've just received from someone with 0 posts - that's right ZERO posts:

Originally Posted by Oldschool25

I'm coming into the city next week on business and want to check out some massage parlors. Can you give me the number of Pine House or any other massage parlors that you know of. I wanna splurge and get to as many as I can.

Thanks,
Oldschool

With all due respect, Mr. Oldschool 25, sorry but you've got to write a few useful posts of your own before you ask someone else to do your legwork for you. Otherwise, all of us will think that you're LE or a newspaper reporter (don't laugh, one of my past USA SG posts was quoted in the Hartford Courant several months ago).

In the meantime, RTFF!! (click on 'Abbreviations' on the above menu bar if you don't know what that means).

**John Stagger** · 02-05-06 04:34

So during the holidays I was coming back home drunk from a party. I was on the 7 at 2am, and when I got to my stop, this Latin girl smiled at me and got off at the same stop. Now when I say Latin girl, I don't mean a 19 year old bombshell with J-Lo booty, I actually mean some 30-something obese freakshow who had a face that resembled potholes in the summertime. But whatever, I smiled back and got off the train. Half way down the street I look over my shoulder and see her in tow, so I slow my drunk stagger down and she catches up and asks me what's up. I tell her "damn you're beautiful" and she giggles. Not in the "I'm shy and cute" way, but in the "You're a freakin' liar, but thanks for trying" way. So we chat a bit and she grabs my package and asks me if I want to go to her place. I comply and we go to a nearby apartment building. But instead of going inside, we go downstairs into the alley and she unzips me. I ask how much for a BJ, and she's says 40. I laugh and explain to her some of the market realities that she was facing, and after that she came down to 15 and got to business. It was a quick CBJ and as I started to shoot my load, I ripped off the condom and jacked off the rest on the ground. I gave her the contribution but the wierd thing was that she grabbed the partially full condom off the ground and took it with her. I got wierded out in a way - I mean, I have little to worry about from some fat ho I met on a train, but in this day and age, she might be up to some sort of DNA identity theft or something - you never know, right? That stuff's MINE... although I wasn't about to ask for it back. In any event, she went upstairs, and then I went on my way.

I realize that this probably belongs on the Queens or SW threads, and I'm sorry if that offends anyone, but on the one hand, even though I mostly lurk, I consider this part of the board my spiritual home. And on the other hand, I just wanted to suggest one thing: if it's 2am and you're drunk and all the amp's are closed, just check out some of the fat girls on the train. You never know who's gonna be that freaky trick willing to take care of your predicament.

Alright, back to lurk mode. Happy mongering.

**John Stagger** · 02-05-06 04:09

I've seen this place on CraigsList a couple of times and wanted to try it out. I went tonight and it was ok. The girl at the desk was kind of skittish at first (my caucasian features always screams LE to providers... it's really hard to deal with sometimes) but she invited me in and I got changed. Once again, I saw some definite cuties in the back, but I ended up getting Juile, the slightly older, overweight desk girl. I guess it's just me being old fashioned, but I don't want to be like "Ummm.. so there's someone else I can get right?"... it just seems uncouth in a way.

Anyway, she gave me a really nice table shower with lots of attention in all the right places. I pushed back into her hands a lot just to let her know that I was legit, and after 15 minutes of that she was done and toweled me off. We went back to the room and got to business. The massage was ok, but not that great. I prefer Khmer or Chinese massage to Korean, but she straddled my back and tried really hard, so I didn't complain. She did a lot of light touching too which was great, and there was enough anal play to keep me tingly. Then I got the flip and she got on the bed with the lotion. She started rubbing me and when I was hard I started putting my hands up her shirt. She started squirming and kept saying "No, it's not like that here" but I kept trying and cajoling. At one point I asked why I couldn't touch her and she was like "Because I'm not your girlfriend!"... and I looked at her with a shocked face and said "Well, if you're not my girlfriend, then why are you rubbing my c*ck???" Although it garnered a laugh, it didn't get me anywhere, and no matter how I phrased it, nothing seemed to get me anything more. So I just let her go, and she got me off pretty hard anyway. I held back until the bitter end though, and I think I almost shot her in the eye 'cause she yelped when I popped. But all was good, and after I got cleaned up we shook hands and I left.

The door was a bit high at 75, but it's a really clean, almost luxurious environment with a good table shower, so I didn't mind the extra expense. Tip was 30. If you're into the basics, I'd recommend it, but you know... ask for the girls in the back. They might be into more.

**John Stagger** · 02-05-06 03:48

I hit this place a couple of months ago. It's on the West Side on the second floor. The whole set-up was so-so. The mamasan was a little pushy.... like literally. She pushed me right into a room while I was still asking questions. She knew what was up but still asked if I was LE, and then gave me a towel and robe. All they had was stand-up shower, and then afterwards I went back to the room. I saw some other girls there, a couple of definite 8's, but the girl I got was a 6. A bit older, a little thick around the middle, but a decent face. Her name's Mae, and she was really nice, so we chatted for a while. She also gave a decent massage, and when I got the flip, she was kind of playful. I pulled her on the bed and gave her a massage for a while, which seemed to do a lot for the experience, and she got fairly GFE with me after that. Then she got down to business, and some of the fun went away. I was rubbing her in the kitty and asked to take off her clothes, but she kept saying no, and then said "40 more for no clothes", but I wasn't about to part with that just to see some busted Korean woman naked. So I just kicked back, let her do her thing, and tried to enjoy it. She started talking really dirty at the end, and gave a lot of anal play until I popped. Then she cleaned me up and I was out.

60 for the door, 40 for the tip. Not really worth it, but what are you going to do in a pinch?

**tribalicious** · 02-01-06 09:55

Originally Posted by Coalboy

I have visited Pine House a several times over the couple months. I have had some excellent rub and tug experiences there. The cover was $80 - a little more than most places but I really like the atmosphere. The place is in the West 30s. You take a freight elevator up to the 4th floor. The mama-san places you into a room that has a locker to lock your things up (maybe I am paranoid but I always appreciate that feature). Then she comes back with a girl.

For an oustanding experience, I tip $40. Good - $20. What do other folks give as tips at the rub and tug joints? Do people announce that extra good service will bring an extra good tip?

Thanks CB for the update. I finally went based on above despite my doubts due to frequent posting on cl. I was surprised with a very clean and pleasant place. Close to wgs minus the price but you dont go into the locker room everything happens as stated by cb.

I got a girl named Ginny or Jenny. A true spinner at 4'10" ish and looked 80lbs soaking wet. Nice bod for an AMP girl and passable english. TS was nice and gentle but she asked me to was the boys. When I looked at her cross and said why she giggled so I started to hr myself to get some attention (dirty I know but thats who I am) when she saw me "full" she took over and all was well. Massage was average at best but she tried hard. She was a little too talkative.

On the flip after some good fore play she was good (about a 7). She didnt dress me like in Gold but not too important. Over all a good substitute for WGS if I find some one who give a good massage. All the girls I saw were young and above 6 in looks.

I give 3flower for so so service and 4 flowers for good. house was 7 flowers.

**Heatguyj** · 01-28-06 11:20

On canal street, 917-355-39xx

I found her info on a website that I go to, I don't want to post the address and full number on the board, but known members can pm me for it.

I havent been yet but I've spoken to her on the phone at least 3 times. I work near c-town so I usually monger at lunchtime. Every time I call she is waiting for an appointment or actually working. I ask for an appointment and she says call back later.

Has any of you guys ever seen her? should I continue to waste my time with her?

**Heatguyj** · 01-28-06 11:12

For what it's worth, I went back to the canal street location that I posted a while back.

I saw a different girl this time, I don't remember her name right now, but it was like an average american girl name, not the lulu or mimi that the girls at amps usuallu have. She wasnt very attractive either, but I'm there to get serviced, not to fall in love.

She gave a pretty good massage, but I got an ABSOLUTELY AMAZING HJ. Pprobably one of the best I ever had. I actually had to hold my breath to keep from screaming during climax. (no wise ass comments please. LOL)

She used this two hand technique, and they don't use baby oil, they use some kind of lotion. Its very silky and it doesnt have a smell.

The whole thing for an hr massage and the HJ cost 80. 40 house + 40 tip.

I usually ony tip 20, but it was a great experience, so I gave a little more!

Needless to say I floated back to work after the best lunch hour in a long time!