Massage Parlor Reports

[Traveler 1952]

Just got back from 105 E. 15th Street. Most of the posts have been right on. It's a bit of a strange place--small, not much privacy, pretty down-market. I had Moon, who wasn't fugly but certainly wasn't a beauty.

After collecting the .42 house charge, Moon gave me a very decent massage, which, in the scheme of things, made the whole thing worth it. On the flip, she played around the boys a bit and then brought out baby oil and made the universal hand gesture we all know and love. No forms to sign or fill out. I gave her .2 as a tip and she seemed happy.

[D Brasco]

Spearsman buddy dude check out my recent adventures in Waterbury... Apple is HOT!

You obviously have never met my ex-wife

[SpinDoctor]

If you do a search on me you can tell I'm a long time senior member with a few posts. Mostly monger in North and South Carolina. I'm visiting your fair city in mid April and am looking for a reasonable AMP. Massage and HJ ok with me. TS optional. I'll be staying in the mid forties and fifth. Any AMPs within walking distance or I could get to Chinatown and visit one for a relaxing afternoon. PM as we know down here that loose lips sink ships. And, if any of you gentlemen get down south I'd be happy to point you in the direction of some southern hospitality. Thanks in advance.

Spin

[Mikey Baby]

That the girls are more careful. Six months ago they would make you agree on the tip amount before anything special happened. This also makes it easier to negotiate

Now thats a good point. Much better than they make sour face. I have been to places where a 10 tip gets you a big thank you with a smile. I have been others where the greedy bitches complain if you only give than $40.

Thanks for the follow up.

[Purple Porkchop]

That the girls are more careful. Six months ago they would make you agree on the tip amount before anything special happened. This also makes it easier to negotiate

[Jgraham]

can you pls. comment on what the girls look like, age, etc. ?
thank you.

Open Mind

This is my 3rd attempt at posting my experience at this place, so here goes. It did only cost $42 for an hrs. worth of a FANTASTIC massage. When I asked about FS, the fugly only laughed and said, "we not prostitutes". I figured, oh well, least I'm getting one helluva massage- better than from a legitimate masseuse. Anyway, I asked about a Happy Ending, and the woman didn't say anything. When I flipped over, she massaged my front, going nowhere near my privates; I had my eyes closed, and her hear was skimming my body which was kinda turning me on (if I was looking at the woman, I woulda wilted). The she taps me, and I asked, "is the massage over?" She said no. The she presents me with a piece of paper with a list of "dysfunctions" or something like that. They were erection, premature ejaculation, and a couple other things. I'm thinking, do I want to have this 40ish fugly whack me off? I figured what the hell, I'll go for it. At her suggestion, I initialed near "erection". She then oiled up her hands, and began to stroke me. I musta been hornier than I thought, because I blew my load pretty quick. She took a warm towel to clean my privates and my hand off (she took my hand to cover my johnson so I wouldn't shoot her in the head). I tipped her $15 on my way out, she didn't thank me or anything. Looks, a 4- so fugly I didn't want to touch or even look at her when she whacked me off. The massage was great though. If anyone can tell me if Sue or moo is hot- at least a 7+, I might go back. Even at the cheap price, I'd rather do myself than pay to get whacked off by a fugly. So if anyone can shed light on names of any hot women there, I'd appreciate it.

[Ondahunt]

Stopped by a CMP on 23 just west of 7th 2nd floor. Outside sign said Massage and Nails (maybe reversed)

70 at the door. No TS available. Great msg. Tried hard for more than a HJ

One thing I’m beginning to notice at all MPs. They don’t ask for money. If you tip to little, they just make a sour face

I just went to this place on Thursday evening. There was no shower available as the girl told me that they were having a water problem. I always like to get the shower before I get the massage becuase it relaxes you. I will agree that the massage was pretty good but I think the only thing offerred is the HJ. I have been to this location a few years back when it was called Aria Salon. Aria had moved east to 23rd on 3rd ave but they have since closed in the past few weeks.

Then weird thing was the girl acted as if she was not going to do the HJ and even went so far as to massage around the man. After about two minutes of that she took my hand and placed it on myself and hinted that I should take care of it by winking her eye. After I held it for a bit she was massaging my thighs I grabbed her hand and guided her to where I needed the massage, she asked would I take care of her. After I agreed she took care of business. Strange experience to say the least.

[Mikey Baby]

One thing I’m beginning to notice at all MPs. They don’t ask for money. If you tip to little, they just make a sour face[/QUOTE]


So What! and your point is????

[Jgraham]

Been to the 15st. spot before and was not impressed. Ladies are way too old and not much privacy for xtras.

Was there today. Met by some middle aged hag- not hag, but nowhere near hot. I wonder what Sue or Moo look like? Anyway, I asked about FS before going, was told there was, but after getting on the table and getting a massage by a not very attractive woman, I figured the only consolation was getting a GREAT tui na massage. After I flipped over, and she massaged my front- not coming anywhere near my private area, she asked if I would sign a piece of paper that had a list of "dysfunctions": erection,premature ejaculation, and a couple more. I'm thinking, do I let this fugly whack me off? I said, WTF, after she suggested I sign "erection, so no problem with illegal touching". I just closed my eyes, did some serious fantasizing, and blew my load faster than I though possible. She did have good hands. She cleaned me off well, I got a great massage. I was gonna tip a minimum of 7 bucks for the regular massage; I ended up tipping her a total of 15 bucks. So a total of $57 for a fantastic body massage and HJ made it kinda worth it. I think I'd return only for a regular massage, but if I saw someone really hot, I'd spring a couple extra bucks for extras. No fee was negotiated before the HJ, btw. My first experience at a "rub and tug" as I found it's called here. If someone here can tell me that Sue or moo is a 9-10, I'd definitely go back.

[Purple Porkchop]

Stopped by a CMP on 23 just west of 7th 2nd floor. Outside sign said Massage and Nails (maybe reversed)

70 at the door. No TS available. Great msg. Tried hard for more than a HJ

One thing I’m beginning to notice at all MPs. They don’t ask for money. If you tip to little, they just make a sour face

[Mighty Spearsman]

...If a woman's face is all wrinkly, she's definitely not in her 30s!!...

You obviously have never met my ex-wife

[Traveler 1952]

Here's a legal question for all you lawyer-mongers out there. Is it illegal for a provider at an AMP (or any massage place) to provide a happy ending if there's no financial consideration. In other words, if she doesn't ask for money and you don't offer, is it illegal.

[Flip Mo]

Does anyone know of any Nail Salons in the Flushing area that has cute young Asian girls working? Nail Salons that offer "Extras" arent that important although that would be a BONUS come to think of it. I'm looking to get back into getting manicures and I would rather it not be from older Asian ladies that I usually see when walking by the windows of some nail salons here in Queens. If theres one in China Town that I should know about, please let me know as well.

FlipMo

[John Stagger]

Sorry for sounding like an idiot, but what is qi gong?

When in doubt, Wikipedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qi_Gong

In the NY context, it refers to those really ubiquitous back rub/ foot massage places around NYU, in the 20s, and in Chinatown. Definitely Chinese in nature, seemingly always goodie two-shoes, and in my experience, no table shower.

At this point, I'm sticking with the Koreans.

[Heatguyj]

I went on a Qi Gong tour tonight and no dice. Hit all the places on Grand and Spring east of Broadway. Maybe I'm naive, but I think you can really feel a place out if there's something naughty going on. Some of the places had multiple patrons in one room, and some had definite mother-daughter situations, and not in the late-night Cinemax sort of way either. It was all PG-13. There was a place on Grand just east of Lafayette though that semed sort of wierd. It was a basement spot, and when I went in there was no one there. After half a minute a woman came out from behind the curtain and told me she was busy for the next *2* hours. But she touched my shirt and told me to come back then. Made me go 'hmm'.

Sorry for sounding like an idiot, but what is qi gong?

I am really looking for an affordable FS place. If anyone has any info I would love to hear it!