Massage Parlor Reports

[Fun Guy 71]

Cici and Candi are both great.

Always twice with Cici and Candy never says "no".

Never left Choi's without a smile. Just sometimes a larger smile than others.

I used to hit Choi's at least once a month back in the day. Looks like Cici has been there for ages now. All I'm going to say is that once Cici is comfortable with you she's a lot of fun.

[Hines Karlton]

The pics are rarely, if ever, real. AMPs are the biggest bait and switch racket around. Don't go by the pics on their site, go by the reviews from your fellow mongers.

So true.

If you go by pics of site or ads. You will be highly disappointed.

But when you horny as fuck. She grabbing your dick and kissing on your neck.

You hand over the cash. Clap them cheeks and forget all about that bait and switch.

[Sticky]

Check out a place on little Brazil St. Between 5th & 6th. Place with the shitty lobby with no AC on the south side of the street. 2nd floor. Met with Stella. 40 ish Korean, pretty, petite, great natural D's And a small waist. Shower and massage were mediocre. After effects were very nice. .7 hour and. 8 for BBBJ. May repeat, but there's so much out there, especially mid 40's 5th through 7th. Must be 5 to 7 per block.

[MegaManSlr2]

So I went to 98 mott last Tuesday because I was super horny. I went in and saw a room full of scary looking grannies. There was only one that looked better than the others and I picked her. She took me to the room and told me to undress. I tapped on her shoulder and signaled a BJ. She asked for the money. I gave her $60 and she was ok with it. She came back to the room and washed me over the sink and got to work. Her mouth does wonders. She was blowing me just as I like it. I fucked her mouth at the end and came in it. It took her by surprise because she was coughing and gagging a lot. After she rinsed her mouth, she said thank you and told me her name was Tina and to ask for her next time again.

Went yesterday, saw shishi, nutted but man, that is the worst way to burn money. I don't think I'll be going back. Might as well spend that money on attractive women.

Third floor any better? Where to go?

[Nybaal]

You mean to say, when you see them in person, it's totally a different story. Make up can do wonders. Even on a pig covered in poo at a state fair. Sometimes I try and think how many times these ladies have had a shaft up all their orifices. Sometimes I get grossed out, other times it turns me on and I have to go outside and pay them a visit. These girls very openly enjoy doing doubles by the way gentleman.

Where's this place that does doubles? And is it worth it? I just got transferred to Manhattan from queens. I used to go to DH, and they didn't offer doubles even though I told them I would pay. Thanks for the info.

[UsedToBeReg]

Has anyone tried this place? It seems to me that the pictures are not real. The descriptive captions don't always match the therapist they're describing.

The pics are rarely, if ever, real. AMPs are the biggest bait and switch racket around. Don't go by the pics on their site, go by the reviews from your fellow mongers.

[DippedDots]

Yo what's up! It's your boy, FC, back in the game after a brief hiatus. I had to make up for lost time so I hit up Pink 31 a whole lotta times. I got a whole bunch of reviews, but I'll start off with the first time I went.

This was maybe 2 or 3 months ago. I was browsing various postings and advertisements looking for a place to go. I've been to Good Girl Spa a couple of times in the past, but I wanted to try something new and I managed to find Pink 31 (turns out it's just down the block from GGSpa). They have a website where they have their lineup as well as pictures of the girls. I'll tell you now that the girls are indeed the girls in the pictures, but it's touched up and they are angled very well. Not to say that the girls aren't hot in person. They're probably going to be some of the hottest girls you find in the business, but pictures are pictures. Her pictures had her looking fuego and I was horny so I called them up and asked if Elaine was available. Mamasan said Elaine was busy but I could come in 20 minutes so I grabbed a coffee nearby and waited.

After 20 minutes I called back and mamasan told me to come, ring the doorbell to and she'll unlock the door for me. So the door is glass and you can see into the hallway and up the stairs. I'm about to ring the bell but I look in and I see this woman with a bicycle in the middle of the stairs. She seems to be wearing a courier uniform with amazon on it. We make eye contact and she has this serious look on her face and slowly shakes her head while looking at me. I'm kind of sketched the fuck out so I turn around and walk down the block. I call up mamasan again and she immediately says "come up, second floor, I unlock door. " She didn't seem to be aware of any lady bicycle courier and I didn't really know how to bring it up. I'm a giant horndog so against better judgment I go back to open the door and it's unlocked. I avoid eye contact with the bike lady and walk up the stairs going around her and her bike.

I knock on the second floor door. Mamasan takes a look at me and let's me in. Asks me if I've been here before and my name, to which I tell her no and I give her my pseudonym. She brings me to a room and tells that Joni will be with me shortly. I tell her woah, wait up, I had requested Elaine on the phone. She says Elaine is busy and I told her I would wait. She tells me okay and to hold on for a moment and a few minutes later, a girl walks in, big smile, and gives me a big hug. So I didn't realize it at the time, but I got the good ol' bait and switch. Looking at the website later that day, the other girl on the roster was Joni and the pics look like the girl I was sent. Joni was still cute and attractive so it wasn't too bad. I'd say she was late 20's, or early 30's. Cute face 7/10. Decent body, not thin, but not chubby 6/10. Fake tits and a little bit of an ass on her. Overall I would say 7/10 in terms of looks.

I undress and Joni takes me to the table shower room. In the room, there's two table showers and a shower curtain in the middle of the room. She directs me to one table and then pulls up the shower curtain, splitting the room in half essentially. A few minutes later, a girl (who I presume is Elaine) brings another monger into the other side of the room and starts giving him a table shower LOL WTF. I didn't say anything and I wasn't talking to my girl because I thought it was awkward as fuck but that dude was chatting it up with his girl, talking about where he's from (Brooklyn), what he does (enterprise software sales at some startup). So besides the fact that there was another monger not 10 feet away from me, the ts was very good. Very thorough, got me nice and clean in between the butt crack and everywhere, and a nice amount of teasing. I'm a pretty easy-going guy so I decided to just laugh about it instead of getting upset. I don't understand why they couldn't have the dude (or me) wait another 5 or 10 minutes LOL.

We go back to the room and Joni asks for the donation. I try to hand her $$. 2, and she says $$ for regular, $$. 5 for GFE. I doubt there's much difference in the service but I figured I'd give her a bit extra to make her happier and if she's happier I can get better service. I also brought some lingerie for her to wear and usually I tip a bit extra for that so I figured that qualifies for "GFE. " She takes the donation, leaves the room, and comes back after a few minutes wearing the lingerie looking sexy as hell. Time to get to business.

She has me lie face down and starts giving me a sensual massage. When she gets to my ass, she starts massaging around my butthole and my taint. I'm usually not into that, but it felt pretty nice. Starts massaging my balls and teasing junior and I'm getting worked up so I flip. Before, when she left and came back, she also brought a cup of water with her. As I'm flipping she goes and takes a big sip of her water and then starts giving me BBBJ. Turns out it was hot water and it made her mouth all warm. DAMN that is some sick tech. Felt absolutely amazing. Why'all got to spread the gospel on this technique. Warm water before the BJ, make it known. Great BJ skills as well. Good suction, good tongue action. 10/10. Almost had me busting so I told her I was ready to fuck. Put the cover on and we did mish and doggie and I busted in the bag.

I had a great experience (if you ignore the woman with the bike and the getting a ts at the same time as another monger LOL). Overall experience 8. 5/10. I'll put it this way, even though these things happened, I enjoyed myself so much that I was willing to come back again, and I have on numerous occasions. Fortunately I did not encounter any more bicycle women and mongers in the table shower room. However, there were some other funny incidents that I could tell you guys about in future posts.

This has been quite the long post. Let me know if you guys enjoy this style of prose, or if you would prefer me to just keep it shorter with only the necessary details. I got some more girls to review, so I'll be typing those up when I have some time during the upcoming days.

Peace out and happy mongering.

Thanks for the review! I for one prefer reviews just the way you wrote, maybe move the overall rating to the top so people who are in a rush can just see read that if they prefer.

[FogHill]

Has anyone tried this place? It seems to me that the pictures are not real. The descriptive captions don't always match the therapist they're describing.

Anyone have any experiences or cautions about All American Nuru?

[Hines Karlton]

So I went to 98 mott last Tuesday because I was super horny. I went in and saw a room full of scary looking grannies. There was only one that looked better than the others and I picked her. She took me to the room and told me to undress. I tapped on her shoulder and signaled a BJ. She asked for the money. I gave her $60 and she was ok with it. She came back to the room and washed me over the sink and got to work. Her mouth does wonders. She was blowing me just as I like it. I fucked her mouth at the end and came in it. It took her by surprise because she was coughing and gagging a lot. After she rinsed her mouth, she said thank you and told me her name was Tina and to ask for her next time again.

There is Lisa and then.

There is 2 semi attractive grannies here. I still would like to know their names.

Thanks for the review.

You'd be hard pressed to find a spot that lets you go in all holes for 60.

[Fuck Cancer]

Yo what's up! It's your boy, FC, back in the game after a brief hiatus. I had to make up for lost time so I hit up Pink 31 a whole lotta times. I got a whole bunch of reviews, but I'll start off with the first time I went.

This was maybe 2 or 3 months ago. I was browsing various postings and advertisements looking for a place to go. I've been to Good Girl Spa a couple of times in the past, but I wanted to try something new and I managed to find Pink 31 (turns out it's just down the block from GGSpa). They have a website where they have their lineup as well as pictures of the girls. I'll tell you now that the girls are indeed the girls in the pictures, but it's touched up and they are angled very well. Not to say that the girls aren't hot in person. They're probably going to be some of the hottest girls you find in the business, but pictures are pictures. Her pictures had her looking fuego and I was horny so I called them up and asked if Elaine was available. Mamasan said Elaine was busy but I could come in 20 minutes so I grabbed a coffee nearby and waited.

After 20 minutes I called back and mamasan told me to come, ring the doorbell to and she'll unlock the door for me. So the door is glass and you can see into the hallway and up the stairs. I'm about to ring the bell but I look in and I see this woman with a bicycle in the middle of the stairs. She seems to be wearing a courier uniform with amazon on it. We make eye contact and she has this serious look on her face and slowly shakes her head while looking at me. I'm kind of sketched the fuck out so I turn around and walk down the block. I call up mamasan again and she immediately says "come up, second floor, I unlock door. " She didn't seem to be aware of any lady bicycle courier and I didn't really know how to bring it up. I'm a giant horndog so against better judgment I go back to open the door and it's unlocked. I avoid eye contact with the bike lady and walk up the stairs going around her and her bike.

I knock on the second floor door. Mamasan takes a look at me and let's me in. Asks me if I've been here before and my name, to which I tell her no and I give her my pseudonym. She brings me to a room and tells that Joni will be with me shortly. I tell her woah, wait up, I had requested Elaine on the phone. She says Elaine is busy and I told her I would wait. She tells me okay and to hold on for a moment and a few minutes later, a girl walks in, big smile, and gives me a big hug. So I didn't realize it at the time, but I got the good ol' bait and switch. Looking at the website later that day, the other girl on the roster was Joni and the pics look like the girl I was sent. Joni was still cute and attractive so it wasn't too bad. I'd say she was late 20's, or early 30's. Cute face 7/10. Decent body, not thin, but not chubby 6/10. Fake tits and a little bit of an ass on her. Overall I would say 7/10 in terms of looks.

I undress and Joni takes me to the table shower room. In the room, there's two table showers and a shower curtain in the middle of the room. She directs me to one table and then pulls up the shower curtain, splitting the room in half essentially. A few minutes later, a girl (who I presume is Elaine) brings another monger into the other side of the room and starts giving him a table shower LOL WTF. I didn't say anything and I wasn't talking to my girl because I thought it was awkward as fuck but that dude was chatting it up with his girl, talking about where he's from (Brooklyn), what he does (enterprise software sales at some startup). So besides the fact that there was another monger not 10 feet away from me, the ts was very good. Very thorough, got me nice and clean in between the butt crack and everywhere, and a nice amount of teasing. I'm a pretty easy-going guy so I decided to just laugh about it instead of getting upset. I don't understand why they couldn't have the dude (or me) wait another 5 or 10 minutes LOL.

We go back to the room and Joni asks for the donation. I try to hand her $$. 2, and she says $$ for regular, $$. 5 for GFE. I doubt there's much difference in the service but I figured I'd give her a bit extra to make her happier and if she's happier I can get better service. I also brought some lingerie for her to wear and usually I tip a bit extra for that so I figured that qualifies for "GFE. " She takes the donation, leaves the room, and comes back after a few minutes wearing the lingerie looking sexy as hell. Time to get to business.

She has me lie face down and starts giving me a sensual massage. When she gets to my ass, she starts massaging around my butthole and my taint. I'm usually not into that, but it felt pretty nice. Starts massaging my balls and teasing junior and I'm getting worked up so I flip. Before, when she left and came back, she also brought a cup of water with her. As I'm flipping she goes and takes a big sip of her water and then starts giving me BBBJ. Turns out it was hot water and it made her mouth all warm. DAMN that is some sick tech. Felt absolutely amazing. Why'all got to spread the gospel on this technique. Warm water before the BJ, make it known. Great BJ skills as well. Good suction, good tongue action. 10/10. Almost had me busting so I told her I was ready to fuck. Put the cover on and we did mish and doggie and I busted in the bag.

I had a great experience (if you ignore the woman with the bike and the getting a ts at the same time as another monger LOL). Overall experience 8. 5/10. I'll put it this way, even though these things happened, I enjoyed myself so much that I was willing to come back again, and I have on numerous occasions. Fortunately I did not encounter any more bicycle women and mongers in the table shower room. However, there were some other funny incidents that I could tell you guys about in future posts.

This has been quite the long post. Let me know if you guys enjoy this style of prose, or if you would prefer me to just keep it shorter with only the necessary details. I got some more girls to review, so I'll be typing those up when I have some time during the upcoming days.

Peace out and happy mongering.

[Insayne914]

So I went to 98 mott last Tuesday because I was super horny. I went in and saw a room full of scary looking grannies. There was only one that looked better than the others and I picked her. She took me to the room and told me to undress. I tapped on her shoulder and signaled a BJ. She asked for the money. I gave her $60 and she was ok with it. She came back to the room and washed me over the sink and got to work. Her mouth does wonders. She was blowing me just as I like it. I fucked her mouth at the end and came in it. It took her by surprise because she was coughing and gagging a lot. After she rinsed her mouth, she said thank you and told me her name was Tina and to ask for her next time again.

[KkinSanitary]

Kkin my words exactly with any and all working lady's. I nominate that for best quote of the month sir.

Thanks bro.

[KkinSanitary]

Yo.

I thought you had to pay the standard fee of 130.

Which is to make it look like you actually getting a massage.

Then when you get Mandy Sarah kim.

You tip her 120+130 for the full service?

Total is 260.

Is I thought that's how it works.

You getting the whole Schbang for 140?

I hope I'm not getting finessed.

BRO WTF.

This is the LAST TIME I'm going to post this:

The house fee is $120 cash or $10 more if you use a credit card.

Then on top of that you have to tip your woman another $140.

Geezuz Kriiiist.

Why is this so difficult to understand? ? ? ? ?

[ThaCumbackKid]

AMP Middleman, those pictures make them look younger. When you see them in person it's another story.

No lie. I know a lot of guys like the cheap extras and yea theyre pretty cheap, but I can't see going back up there to mess with a 70 yr old woman.

[Amp Middleman]

Further up the block from Aura is Spa Sol. Not as nice but it's not dingy at all. Decent shower and locker area. Got there around 11:30 pm.

Gina used to work at Aura til she got fired last year. So she's back here. She is petite and has a nice body but I can't take her over the top phoniness. Plus if you give her your number she'll blow up your phone with dopey ass gifs saying HAVE A NICE DAY! .

Gina's pussy has gotten pretty loose too. And I'm not small. I tipped her $140 on top of the $90 house fee. My friend went with Yoyo. She didn't offer full service so he was pissed off and split, went down the block to Aura and saw Mandy the rim job queen! LOL.

I probably won't see her again because of her phoniness. Just can't stomach it. I guess some guys believe all the shit she says like "Oh honey, you and I are like long lost souls who have known each other for so many lives! LOL! Who is buying into that shit? Just swallow my load and STFU!

Kkin my words exactly with any and all working lady's. I nominate that for best quote of the month sir.