Massage Parlor Reports

[CTGucci]

Staying in crown heights this weekend. Can any guys respond or please pm me best spots for at least CBJ. Looking for the best price and could care less about massage. I'm from the state just north and have plenty of spots I can recommend in westchester area.

[Member #6348]

Any good Thai spas anyone can recommend? Thank you.

[GillyBikky2]

I met her when she took over the practice from another lady, Lucy, who went back to China. Rate was affordable, $100 including BBBJ. At some point she suddenly started asking for the money upfront, though she had known me for quite a while. The last time I saw her, this annoyed me and I just left before the service, and she blocked me. I still have her numbers, though.

You still have number or address for this place?

[BkJumpMan]

At drinks earlier this evening with a few low key monger friends and one ass hole from NJ- aka The Fat Nurse. The fat nurse pulls out a card and start bragging about how he destroyed this one girl Linda from this place in Brooklyn. He was telling the story in such a distasteful manner, I had to stop the conversation and took a pic of the card.

We all gone crazy one way or another once or twice in a room, that's a given, not every session is gentle and Considerate. But I was appalled by this nurse's story that it bothered me all night. I text the place (mentioned in the head line) and I get a text back almost immediately that she has two girls working Lida and Candy. I ask is she means Linda and she says no Lida. LOL.

A few more texts and she says both are free is I want to come by. Wth not so I go over.

I introduce myself as the friend of the Fat Nurse and in chinglish she says "bad guy, no Gooda". She told me the real story in broken English and what he failed to mention in his embellished story is that the girl got up and hit the mms and she kicked him out.

Douch! To get kicked out of an AMP.

Anyway I assure her we are not the same and I would love to see the same girl. Lida.

Such a beauty m, tall, big eyes, I'd say about 35-40 but you can tell she takes care of her self so well that I thought she was Korean. Big top, bubble ass, and a smile to light up a room. She looks tough too, not the kinds of chick you can throw around.

She speaks no English so we try to communicate via phone and gestures, it was funny.

Now, by my other reviews it's easy to figure out where I go and I do that mainly because I get treated right and all the girls know me and now what I like and I don't have to sit there ruin the mood by trying to get it for $20-$40 cheaper. So without asking what the house fee is or what her fee is, I leave $300 (I'm well aware I'm over paying) and she looks very surprised and says it's too much. I close my eyes and motion for her to take it.

Lida gives me a nice LfK and asks me to lay down and helps me undress, I like that.

I slowly remove her clothes to reveal a very nice set of tits that I can't tell if real or not. I and ow she's not a young girl but these tits look magnificent, small nipples, light brown almost a shade darker than pink and massive but perky. Flat stomach and the lingerie set she had on just made her body pop. It was perfect for her. I lay down and let her lead, good massage I like it soft. Her touch gives me the chills and I'm turned on immediately. I don't normally get the massage part where I normally visit. After about 7-10 min I have Lida lay next to me and I return the favor. Soft with lotion. I tease her as she would me. LOL. I can see when I spread her legs a bit that her shaved kitty is glossy, from being wet. Yes mam. That's how I like it.

I ask her to turn over and she's lying in her back now with her eyes closed. I spread her legs all the way and get up on the shitty but wide table to position my face right over her wet puss. I kiss all around it, lightly and give her clit a gentle blow, she hold her breasts with both her hands and she starts playing with her nipples. I know she's ready so I get up and lick them for her so they're wet too.

Lida was like butter slippery, easy to spread, shiny and smelled good.

I daty for about 5 min and she cums hard while holding my head with both her hands and my hands grabbing her tits.

She reaches for the cover and we fuck like two 20 yr old madly in love. Mish first, then she mounted me as I lay on the table, doggy of course. I ask if I can CIM by point to mouth and doing the jerk of motion. She points to her tits and that's where she gets it, a whole lots of it.

I collapse next to her right after I hand her the paper towels. What a great unexpected find thanks to an asshole from NJ. I skip the shower since my hotel is a short Uber ride away, Lida walks me out after we get dressed and keeps wiping the sweat off my forehead. I apologize to the mms for going over time and for the actions of the Fat Nurse. I promise to come back when in Brooklyn.

Whats the number to this spa? Can't find anything on google. Thanks.

[One Eyed Man]

I met her when she took over the practice from another lady, Lucy, who went back to China. Rate was affordable, $100 including BBBJ. At some point she suddenly started asking for the money upfront, though she had known me for quite a while. The last time I saw her, this annoyed me and I just left before the service, and she blocked me. I still have her numbers, though.

[TravelinMonger]

At drinks earlier this evening with a few low key monger friends and one ass hole from NJ- aka The Fat Nurse. The fat nurse pulls out a card and start bragging about how he destroyed this one girl Linda from this place in Brooklyn. He was telling the story in such a distasteful manner, I had to stop the conversation and took a pic of the card.

We all gone crazy one way or another once or twice in a room, that's a given, not every session is gentle and Considerate. But I was appalled by this nurse's story that it bothered me all night. I text the place (mentioned in the head line) and I get a text back almost immediately that she has two girls working Lida and Candy. I ask is she means Linda and she says no Lida. LOL.

A few more texts and she says both are free is I want to come by. Wth not so I go over.

I introduce myself as the friend of the Fat Nurse and in chinglish she says "bad guy, no Gooda". She told me the real story in broken English and what he failed to mention in his embellished story is that the girl got up and hit the mms and she kicked him out.

Douch! To get kicked out of an AMP.

Anyway I assure her we are not the same and I would love to see the same girl. Lida.

Such a beauty m, tall, big eyes, I'd say about 35-40 but you can tell she takes care of her self so well that I thought she was Korean. Big top, bubble ass, and a smile to light up a room. She looks tough too, not the kinds of chick you can throw around.

She speaks no English so we try to communicate via phone and gestures, it was funny.

Now, by my other reviews it's easy to figure out where I go and I do that mainly because I get treated right and all the girls know me and now what I like and I don't have to sit there ruin the mood by trying to get it for $20-$40 cheaper. So without asking what the house fee is or what her fee is, I leave $300 (I'm well aware I'm over paying) and she looks very surprised and says it's too much. I close my eyes and motion for her to take it.

Lida gives me a nice LfK and asks me to lay down and helps me undress, I like that.

I slowly remove her clothes to reveal a very nice set of tits that I can't tell if real or not. I and ow she's not a young girl but these tits look magnificent, small nipples, light brown almost a shade darker than pink and massive but perky. Flat stomach and the lingerie set she had on just made her body pop. It was perfect for her. I lay down and let her lead, good massage I like it soft. Her touch gives me the chills and I'm turned on immediately. I don't normally get the massage part where I normally visit. After about 7-10 min I have Lida lay next to me and I return the favor. Soft with lotion. I tease her as she would me. LOL. I can see when I spread her legs a bit that her shaved kitty is glossy, from being wet. Yes mam. That's how I like it.

I ask her to turn over and she's lying in her back now with her eyes closed. I spread her legs all the way and get up on the shitty but wide table to position my face right over her wet puss. I kiss all around it, lightly and give her clit a gentle blow, she hold her breasts with both her hands and she starts playing with her nipples. I know she's ready so I get up and lick them for her so they're wet too.

Lida was like butter slippery, easy to spread, shiny and smelled good.

I daty for about 5 min and she cums hard while holding my head with both her hands and my hands grabbing her tits.

She reaches for the cover and we fuck like two 20 yr old madly in love. Mish first, then she mounted me as I lay on the table, doggy of course. I ask if I can CIM by point to mouth and doing the jerk of motion. She points to her tits and that's where she gets it, a whole lots of it.

I collapse next to her right after I hand her the paper towels. What a great unexpected find thanks to an asshole from NJ. I skip the shower since my hotel is a short Uber ride away, Lida walks me out after we get dressed and keeps wiping the sweat off my forehead. I apologize to the mms for going over time and for the actions of the Fat Nurse. I promise to come back when in Brooklyn.

[BrooklynMatt]

I live in Queens and have my spots there but am occasionally in north Brooklyn (Greenpoint / Williamsburg) and am looking for any recommendations for anything in Greenpoint and Williamsburg. Called almost every ad on AS and all end up being in south Brooklyn (sunset park, Coney island, etc). Thanks in advance and I can offer suggestions for queens locations.

Nothing great in Williamsburg that I'm aware of anymore. Purple Castle (which I think has rebranded) is both expensive and not a great experience. There's a place on Marcy that I've heard only bad things about. Greenpoint I haven't explored enough more recently so I can't give a fair answer.

[TravelWiths]

I live in Queens and have my spots there but am occasionally in north Brooklyn (Greenpoint / Williamsburg) and am looking for any recommendations for anything in Greenpoint and Williamsburg. Called almost every ad on AS and all end up being in south Brooklyn (sunset park, Coney island, etc). Thanks in advance and I can offer suggestions for queens locations.

[JavierC]

I'm looking for a good Asian place around please help.

[BKShibaBoyz]

Hey, does any one from Brooklyn know some spots in this neighborhood, I guess sunset park but greenwood also. If you do let me know and how they are.

Any recommendations is much appreciated my guys.

[Scream3000]

Was the deed covered or bare?

Everything covered.

[Roxas151]

Another bait & switch spot. They advertise under several different locations in Sunset Park on BP as a FS Asian spot. I am sure many of you have seen those ads that say 6-8 girls, 69, GFE, etc. For 100 roses. More lies lies lies. I texted one of the numbers and received an automated reply back saying 100 for HHR and 120 for HR, GFE and Table Shower and posted their REAL address which happens to be a place called Beauty Plus on 5th Ave at 60th St. (I have a feeling no matter which ad you reply to, they will send you to this same location). It simply looks like a legit street level massage spot from the outside, despite the covered windows.

I rang the bell and quickly buzzed in. It is right on street level, no stairs. I was greeted by a very pretty young Asian, but then an older Asian really started staring at me and whispered to the other something. I realized she must have told her that she wanted me instead. Therefore, got the lower end of the deal and didn't appear I had a choice. She spoke hardly any English, and almost would qualify as a smaller Asian BBW. Yet, she knew enough to try and swindle an extra 20 from me up front. There was no massage or table shower offered, despite the lie I received via text. However, she did say "massage and chingy chinga 200", 120 just chingy chinga". Her words, not mine. I got nude, and laid faced up on the bed. She attempted a terrible BBJ in a very robotic, I hate my job sort of way. She couldn't get me too excited, but this also could have been because I was kind of buzzed from drinking earlier. Yet, she showed no enthusiasm and then went to FS cowgirl although I was only semi hard. It didn't get me any more excited, especially since she was very mechanical and not a GFE experience in the least. Finally gave up, and switched to standard HJ, which did lead to a release. I do give her credit for going the extra mile to get me off at least. But after my release, she sqeezed junior very hard and hurt me a little. Cleaned up, rushed me to get dressed..

Was the deed covered or bare?

[Scream3000]

Another bait & switch spot. They advertise under several different locations in Sunset Park on BP as a FS Asian spot. I am sure many of you have seen those ads that say 6-8 girls, 69, GFE, etc. For 100 roses. More lies lies lies. I texted one of the numbers and received an automated reply back saying 100 for HHR and 120 for HR, GFE and Table Shower and posted their REAL address which happens to be a place called Beauty Plus on 5th Ave at 60th St. (I have a feeling no matter which ad you reply to, they will send you to this same location). It simply looks like a legit street level massage spot from the outside, despite the covered windows.

I rang the bell and quickly buzzed in. It is right on street level, no stairs. I was greeted by a very pretty young Asian, but then an older Asian really started staring at me and whispered to the other something. I realized she must have told her that she wanted me instead. Therefore, got the lower end of the deal and didn't appear I had a choice. She spoke hardly any English, and almost would qualify as a smaller Asian BBW. Yet, she knew enough to try and swindle an extra 20 from me up front. There was no massage or table shower offered, despite the lie I received via text. However, she did say "massage and chingy chinga 200", 120 just chingy chinga". Her words, not mine. I got nude, and laid faced up on the bed. She attempted a terrible BBJ in a very robotic, I hate my job sort of way. She couldn't get me too excited, but this also could have been because I was kind of buzzed from drinking earlier. Yet, she showed no enthusiasm and then went to FS cowgirl although I was only semi hard. It didn't get me any more excited, especially since she was very mechanical and not a GFE experience in the least. Finally gave up, and switched to standard HJ, which did lead to a release. I do give her credit for going the extra mile to get me off at least. But after my release, she sqeezed junior very hard and hurt me a little. Cleaned up, rushed me to get dressed. Then had the nerve to ask for MORE tip. I simply laughed at her and walked out. There was a nerdy white guy working at the front desk managing them. He was polite and even thanked me for stopping by when I left.

I won't go as far as saying avoid this place, but beware of Bait and Switch, no GFE, no 69, standard mechanical service, and sqeezing your junk. You also don't really need to call ahead of time either. Just ring the bell at Beauty Plus on 5th Ave at 60th. I guess this place is ok if you are in the area, since Brooklyn is pretty dry these days as it is. I would not repeat.

[SauceAc2]

Hey, does any one from Brooklyn know some spots in this neighborhood, I guess sunset park but greenwood also. If you do let me know and how they are.

[Scream3000]

At least one of the rooms is set up for nuru but this place just isn't worth it. For the sort of money they want you can get a much better experience elsewhere. This place would be very convenient for me as I live really close but I would describe my experience here as disappointing and very mechanical.

Oh ok. I happened to be walking down 6th Ave (it was either 6th or 7th Ave) in Williamsburg and noticed a few basement massage parlors near Bedford Ave. One of them was right on Bedford. Do any of these places offer at least a HJ or CBJ? They do look kind of discrete, which is why I am curious. If not, where is the closest spot from Williamsburg for any kind of action? If you dont want to post here, please PM me.