Ripoff Reports

[CubaCloves]

http://brooklyn.backpage.com/FemaleE...en-22/31018965

I was taken in by this scam artist, the girl never came, but the driver did to collect the money, kinda muscled me into giving it to him. Beware!

[Findaho]

Haha, the monger game got so dead that the hottest topic right now is the Ripoff Report

[Gtrack]

Men should never be desperate for pussy. Just horny LOL. I have certain standards for my game.

[Megga]

Wasn't beeper around in the 80's?

DJP

This post is almost 6 years old.

[Chocha Lover]

I was getting head from some biyatch one time. She had her arm all wrapped up in a dressing. So she's blowing me all fucking crazy. Arms are flailing around, head is gyrating all over the place. I couldn't cum for the life of me. Said I was taking too long. Told her to lick my balls why I was jerking off. Licked my balls all crazy too. When I was ready I pulled her head in and I came in her mouth. I got home I was minus a beeper. She managed to snatch it off my waist while she blew me. Damn it was a cool Indiglo one too. Back in the day when people actually wore beepers. Luckily it was a company beeper and I just reported it lost. Still I was jerked and wanted go back to run her over.

Lessons learned. Don't carry valuables (wallets, cellphones ,etc) on you. Put it under your seat or trunk.

Don't pick up hos that have bandages cuz they might have a place to hide your beeper. Hide knives. Or worse hide their AIDS lesions / sores. Oh man I saw an AIDS victim one time during the day. Junky white chick had puss filled lesions all over her arm. NASTY NASTY. If I was driving around at night I would've definitely stopped for her.. (cute face). Remember to cover the cock it's just not worth it.

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