Escort Reports

[TheHarlmen]

The girls are out there, just got to - 1) LOWER your standards, or 2) UP your budget.

For example, most indy short stays are now going for a Benny, for which you might as well pony up a bit more for the half.

Sorry, but "CDPs" are the way to go if you're on a budget in the city. Beggars can't be choosers. Besides, you can find some GREAT values at them, and yes, I speak from PERSONAL experience.

BTW, the people that brought you Paradise / Oficina just opened a spot near Parkchester.

Can't say there aint no fish out there, even in the Bronx River.

Wait there is a new spot? I love the oficina they be having Thanos with her thick ass there.

[StevenMike]

My man you see what I see, great minds think alike.

The girls are out there, just got to - 1) LOWER your standards, or 2) UP your budget.

For example, most indy short stays are now going for a Benny, for which you might as well pony up a bit more for the half.

Sorry, but "CDPs" are the way to go if you're on a budget in the city. Beggars can't be choosers. Besides, you can find some GREAT values at them, and yes, I speak from PERSONAL experience.

BTW, the people that brought you Paradise / Oficina just opened a spot near Parkchester.

Can't say there aint no fish out there, even in the Bronx River.

[LatinLicker]

The girls are out there, just got to - 1) LOWER your standards, or 2) UP your budget.

For example, most indy short stays are now going for a Benny, for which you might as well pony up a bit more for the half.

Sorry, but "CDPs" are the way to go if you're on a budget in the city. Beggars can't be choosers. Besides, you can find some GREAT values at them, and yes, I speak from PERSONAL experience.

BTW, the people that brought you Paradise / Oficina just opened a spot near Parkchester.

Can't say there aint no fish out there, even in the Bronx River.

[StevenMike]

Hate to spoil your pov on bbj from street chicks addicts, but have you ever though that the other girls you got bbj from are not doing something also, the only way you can tell is if they tell you or there paperwork, some of your favorite pornstars you might have have sex with and gotten bbj do some drugs.

I stopped with 40-50-60-70 quick.

Because the service was horrible.

We are passed Covid so you know prices have gone up.

Good luck getting something good for 80-100 dollars.

Plus I'm definitely not into fucking / or getting sucked off by crack heads dust heads dope fiends drug addicts.

Your penis is going to fall off. If not some shit is going to pop up on your dick (es tee dee or es tee eye).

[Hines Karlton]

Don't even waste your time lmao niggas in here just running they mouth. They keep throwing this $50 shit around like as if everyone in here is trying to see crackheads or some shit. But you right, no point in going back and forth with anybody in here LOL.

I stopped with 40-50-60-70 quick.

Because the service was horrible.

We are passed Covid so you know prices have gone up.

Good luck getting something good for 80-100 dollars.

Plus I'm definitely not into fucking / or getting sucked off by crack heads dust heads dope fiends drug addicts.

Your penis is going to fall off. If not some shit is going to pop up on your dick (es tee dee or es tee eye).

[TrapLord]

Alrighty let's keep the peace in here like Martin Luther King did but we shouldn't be against each other we should stick together and just write reviews but if you guys do see a escort just write a review on her so we can avoid the bad ones or good ones and if I find an attractive female I'll drop 100 or 200 on here depending on her body shape but as for now traplord is bro he cool people's and the other guys no beef intended I get it we're men and we sometimes will fight each other but I just wanted to write a report on here cause it was dead on here for a min.

Don't even waste your time lmao niggas in here just running they mouth. They keep throwing this $50 shit around like as if everyone in here is trying to see crackheads or some shit. But you right, no point in going back and forth with anybody in here LOL.

[Sex3345]

Bruh what? Why are y'all assuming dude is trying to get laid with $30? That's some crackhead shit LOL nobody is expecting to pay 30-50, the point is that these chicks are taxing for mediocre services. Also did you even read his post? At no point did he even complain about prices, he said these chicks text back late or are just straight up muck, which I agree which is why I slowed down and even just straight up stop mongering for a while.

I've made posts before talking about how these chicks are going crazy with the prices, overcharging, and now you got chicks just straight up not replying even though you can see they JUST posted an ad or they reply like 7-8 hours later and shit.

Example #1.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ronx/164456915

Now when I first saw her ad she was charging $150 and $250 so I'm guessing she wasn't getting any hits (LOL I wonder why) but peep. So for starters she isn't even doing full service just BJ only. That's already a strike because now you're limiting what service you can and can't get. I'm assuming she was probably on her period but even so that's not really on us. Then on top of that shorty is trying to charge $150 for a BJ with a condom LOL and $250 for BBJ. Now she's doing FS again, so for that you'll be paying $300 LOL now look at that chick's pics and tell me she's worth those prices.

Example #2.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ronx/164462539

Now this one is even worse because at least the other one's face looks kinda decent. This chick is HIT. Fat, floppy, and sloppy. Now again, she's dropped her prices from a couple of weeks ago (LOL again, I wonder why lmao) but she was originally trying to charge like $180 for HH. While her ad is also littered with a bunch of "no this, no that, no this, no extras" LOL.

And these were only the ads I were able to find again. There are way more chicks out there, that look way worse than these two doing the same fuckery. Again, nobody is expecting to pay these chicks $20, but what the hell do we look like giving Snorlax $180 for HH. Or 150 for CONDOM HEAD?

Example #3.

https://uberover.com.listcrawler.eu/...ronx/164457924

Now THIS one is my absolute favorite. Again, another one who dropped their prices. And apparently she's doing $60 specials NOW. Which for what you're getting is fair. But she was charging ridiculous rates. I check her pics and realize she's actually pretty so it makes sense. She's young. She's attractive. Isn't fat or beat in the face so she can afford to have higher rates right? Until I check the comment reviews and there is like 3 dudes saying "she don't suck d" "she doesn't give blowjobs" lmaoooooo so we went from charging $150 for CONDOM HEAD, to chicks trying to charge $150+ WHILE ALSO STRAIGHT UP CUTTING OUT SERVICES.

Again, as I've said I have no problem dropping $100, $200, even $300 on a chick but for my money I expect DAMN GOOD service. Which is why I don't do the CDP BS because all they do is rush. They're just looking to make quick cash and get as many people in and out as they can. Nevermind the fact that there's always a bunch of dudes around, working there AND other mongerers. If a chick doesn't want to do BBJ that's fine. If she doesn't want to even give blowjobs, that's fine but I expect her rates to REFLECT the SERVICE she's offering. Not charging $200 for you to jerk off and get hard and then just do doggy for 15 minutes lmao the BS some of y'all are willing to put up for some ass is INSANE. I'll keep my money in my pocket until these chicks start acting right, clearly some of y'all are new to the game.

These checks be wilding IMO. Service these days sucks. I have stopped mongering for a while. I posted it about it earlier after my last bad experience. Randomly decided to try it again and low and behold its still the same. The prices these chicks charge is pretty high for bad service. But I guess it is what it is. People willing to pay so till that stops they not going to change and I don't know if I'd even blame them.

[FarRockQueens]

"I don't do the CDP BS because all they do is rush. They're just looking to make quick cash and get as many people in and out as they can".

Whatever you say big dawg. Can't win against fools.

Alrighty let's keep the peace in here like Martin Luther King did but we shouldn't be against each other we should stick together and just write reviews but if you guys do see a escort just write a review on her so we can avoid the bad ones or good ones and if I find an attractive female I'll drop 100 or 200 on here depending on her body shape but as for now traplord is bro he cool people's and the other guys no beef intended I get it we're men and we sometimes will fight each other but I just wanted to write a report on here cause it was dead on here for a min.

[Hines Karlton]

Hey gents, just giving you guys a heads up this person is a post op trans. Use to post as a transgender and guess now had the surgery done.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ronx/164307501

I been trying to warn dudes on here about the trans.

They will post in the female section as if they are really ladies.

Bronx runs rampant with those transmissions.

[Hedon39]

Well based on his posts, I'd say he's not coming out too empty if he's still seeing people no? Farrock is one of the last few people that I see still dropping reviews here.

"As for this, that's a decent point. You do get girls who rush or upcharge for some services that others don't. But to say that ALL girls who work in cdps do this is dead wrong. ".

And for the record if you reread my post you'd see that I never said all girls did this. In fact, I wasn't even referring to CDP chicks, I was referring to INDY providers hence the 3 examples I gave LOL.

"I don't do the CDP BS because all they do is rush. They're just looking to make quick cash and get as many people in and out as they can".

Whatever you say big dawg. Can't win against fools.

[StevenMike]

Well you are crying just as the last dude, as hedo stated and I added to his statement, its up to you to network and research, you find what's a budget for you, but also have to be realistic about it, ya want top quality services like ya in DR and tech all the traveling ya do with hotel stay going out there to trick ya be paying a high price escort. Also there's reviews on these chicks, if they don't have any, don't see them, if ya do just do short stays. If your instincts tells you somethings fishy, listen to it, all these $50 girls ya see and complain about, ya better off adding that up to see one top quality girl with reviews and a great clean spot to work at and please with that. "I don't have bread like that excuse" because ya do, ya just waste it on small fry. These are the risk that comes with it and BTW, if a girl don't respond, So what move on to the next, she don't own you anything just like you don't own her anything.

Well based on his posts, I'd say he's not coming out too empty if he's still seeing people no? Farrock is one of the last few people that I see still dropping reviews here.

"As for this, that's a decent point. You do get girls who rush or upcharge for some services that others don't. But to say that ALL girls who work in cdps do this is dead wrong. ".

And for the record if you reread my post you'd see that I never said all girls did this. In fact, I wasn't even referring to CDP chicks, I was referring to INDY providers hence the 3 examples I gave LOL.

[TrapLord]

Yeah my bad I forget not everyone has a memory span longer than 8 minutes. Farrock posts all the time bitching about the same shit, and one of his gripes is sometimes the price.

Now, if you want to go for comprehension, the point I was trying to make was comparing my experience with indys vs to cdp girls. If you're not getting responses from these posts, why keep going the same route? Makes no sense. Also, if they post high rates on their ads and they look busted you can end the search right then and there. Easy. Why would anyone pull the trigger and then ***** about a bad experience that was OBVIOUSLY going to be a bad experience? But whatever.

As for this, that's a decent point. You do get girls who rush or upcharge for some services that others don't. But to say that ALL girls who work in cdps do this is dead wrong. The worst of then are usually older jaded girls. Lately theres been a lot of younger girls in rotation, some of them don't even know you can charge for showing tits, or lowball their prices for extras! You can get a deal even if they wise up later.

Idk when or where the cdps you've gone to are, but in my experience the operator is usually pretty good about keeping the flow of traffic steady and avoids too many heads in the place at once. And if they don't do that, don't go back if it bothers you.

I'm just sick of hearing the same 5 people posting on this board about how dry it is when they are only scratching the surface, and I know I'm not the only one. Its either them or people with 2 posts under their belt only asking about a provider without contributing anything.

Anyway, my main 2 cents is that if you're only coming up empty out here then you deserve to stay out of the hobby because you're doing it wrong. Its definitely not dry out here.

Well based on his posts, I'd say he's not coming out too empty if he's still seeing people no? Farrock is one of the last few people that I see still dropping reviews here.

"As for this, that's a decent point. You do get girls who rush or upcharge for some services that others don't. But to say that ALL girls who work in cdps do this is dead wrong. ".

And for the record if you reread my post you'd see that I never said all girls did this. In fact, I wasn't even referring to CDP chicks, I was referring to INDY providers hence the 3 examples I gave LOL.

[FarRockQueens]

Bruh what? Why are y'all assuming dude is trying to get laid with $30? That's some crackhead shit LOL nobody is expecting to pay 30-50, the point is that these chicks are taxing for mediocre services. Also did you even read his post? At no point did he even complain about prices, he said these chicks text back late or are just straight up muck, which I agree which is why I slowed down and even just straight up stop mongering for a while.

Yeah, I think these new mongers out here are new to the game but it's okay tho I just wanted to post every now and then to see if anyone was still alive, cause the forum use to be lit but yeah, as of now I'm trying to Vaca out of the country just to see something new to clear my head and these rotten listcrawler females. But I'm glad a few of you are still replying back.

[Hedon39]

Bruh what? Why are y'all assuming dude is trying to get laid with $30? That's some crackhead shit LOL nobody is expecting to pay 30-50, the point is that these chicks are taxing for mediocre services. Also did you even read his post? At no point did he even complain about prices, he said these chicks text back late or are just straight up muck, which I agree which is why I slowed down and even just straight up stop mongering for a while.

Yeah my bad I forget not everyone has a memory span longer than 8 minutes. Farrock posts all the time bitching about the same shit, and one of his gripes is sometimes the price.

Now, if you want to go for comprehension, the point I was trying to make was comparing my experience with indys vs to cdp girls. If you're not getting responses from these posts, why keep going the same route? Makes no sense. Also, if they post high rates on their ads and they look busted you can end the search right then and there. Easy. Why would anyone pull the trigger and then ***** about a bad experience that was OBVIOUSLY going to be a bad experience? But whatever.

Again, as I've said I have no problem dropping $100, $200, even $300 on a chick but for my money I expect DAMN GOOD service. Which is why I don't do the CDP BS because all they do is rush. They're just looking to make quick cash and get as many people in and out as they can. Nevermind the fact that there's always a bunch of dudes around, working there AND other mongerers. If a chick doesn't want to do BBJ that's fine. If she doesn't want to even give blowjobs, that's fine but I expect her rates to REFLECT the SERVICE she's offering. Not charging $200 for you to jerk off and get hard and then just do doggy for 15 minutes lmao the BS some of y'all are willing to put up for some ass is INSANE. I'll keep my money in my pocket until these chicks start acting right, clearly some of y'all are new to the game.

As for this, that's a decent point. You do get girls who rush or upcharge for some services that others don't. But to say that ALL girls who work in cdps do this is dead wrong. The worst of then are usually older jaded girls. Lately theres been a lot of younger girls in rotation, some of them don't even know you can charge for showing tits, or lowball their prices for extras! You can get a deal even if they wise up later.

Idk when or where the cdps you've gone to are, but in my experience the operator is usually pretty good about keeping the flow of traffic steady and avoids too many heads in the place at once. And if they don't do that, don't go back if it bothers you.

I'm just sick of hearing the same 5 people posting on this board about how dry it is when they are only scratching the surface, and I know I'm not the only one. Its either them or people with 2 posts under their belt only asking about a provider without contributing anything.

Anyway, my main 2 cents is that if you're only coming up empty out here then you deserve to stay out of the hobby because you're doing it wrong. Its definitely not dry out here.

[TrapLord]

I doubt youll find anything different just from using another site, maybe switch up your approach. Seems like cdps arent popular with bronx mongers, but I'm not sure why. I've got a few chicks in rotation now that I met in those cdps and haven't needed to keep going back once I got those digits.

Some give me lower rates than cdps since theres no splitting with the house, and others give up extras for free. You just got to do that initial shopping around.

I myself haven't had that much luck from 'indys' that only post their own ads. Very few compared to chicks I've met in cdps. But to each their own.

The girls are out there, you just got to put in the work to find them. Don't even have to break the bank, either. That being said, 30-50 bucks alone isn't going to get you far if that's your budget.

Bruh what? Why are y'all assuming dude is trying to get laid with $30? That's some crackhead shit LOL nobody is expecting to pay 30-50, the point is that these chicks are taxing for mediocre services. Also did you even read his post? At no point did he even complain about prices, he said these chicks text back late or are just straight up muck, which I agree which is why I slowed down and even just straight up stop mongering for a while.

I've made posts before talking about how these chicks are going crazy with the prices, overcharging, and now you got chicks just straight up not replying even though you can see they JUST posted an ad or they reply like 7-8 hours later and shit.

Example #1.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ronx/164456915

Now when I first saw her ad she was charging $150 and $250 so I'm guessing she wasn't getting any hits (LOL I wonder why) but peep. So for starters she isn't even doing full service just BJ only. That's already a strike because now you're limiting what service you can and can't get. I'm assuming she was probably on her period but even so that's not really on us. Then on top of that shorty is trying to charge $150 for a BJ with a condom LOL and $250 for BBJ. Now she's doing FS again, so for that you'll be paying $300 LOL now look at that chick's pics and tell me she's worth those prices.

Example #2.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ronx/164462539

Now this one is even worse because at least the other one's face looks kinda decent. This chick is HIT. Fat, floppy, and sloppy. Now again, she's dropped her prices from a couple of weeks ago (LOL again, I wonder why lmao) but she was originally trying to charge like $180 for HH. While her ad is also littered with a bunch of "no this, no that, no this, no extras" LOL.

And these were only the ads I were able to find again. There are way more chicks out there, that look way worse than these two doing the same fuckery. Again, nobody is expecting to pay these chicks $20, but what the hell do we look like giving Snorlax $180 for HH. Or 150 for CONDOM HEAD?

Example #3.

https://uberover.com.listcrawler.eu/...ronx/164457924

Now THIS one is my absolute favorite. Again, another one who dropped their prices. And apparently she's doing $60 specials NOW. Which for what you're getting is fair. But she was charging ridiculous rates. I check her pics and realize she's actually pretty so it makes sense. She's young. She's attractive. Isn't fat or beat in the face so she can afford to have higher rates right? Until I check the comment reviews and there is like 3 dudes saying "she don't suck d" "she doesn't give blowjobs" lmaoooooo so we went from charging $150 for CONDOM HEAD, to chicks trying to charge $150+ WHILE ALSO STRAIGHT UP CUTTING OUT SERVICES.

Again, as I've said I have no problem dropping $100, $200, even $300 on a chick but for my money I expect DAMN GOOD service. Which is why I don't do the CDP BS because all they do is rush. They're just looking to make quick cash and get as many people in and out as they can. Nevermind the fact that there's always a bunch of dudes around, working there AND other mongerers. If a chick doesn't want to do BBJ that's fine. If she doesn't want to even give blowjobs, that's fine but I expect her rates to REFLECT the SERVICE she's offering. Not charging $200 for you to jerk off and get hard and then just do doggy for 15 minutes lmao the BS some of y'all are willing to put up for some ass is INSANE. I'll keep my money in my pocket until these chicks start acting right, clearly some of y'all are new to the game.