Escort Reports

[Gtrack]

The fact that you wasted your typing to go after me is laughable. Soak this up:I become friends with providers to get service. That is something that everybody is looking to achieve when they are mongering. My level of relationship with providers is much different than most hobbyists. I enjoy the game and I am always looking for a great experience at a reasonable price. If you use artificial stimulants more power to you. I do not drink or smoke and enjoy the same plasure that you do.

[Bxbanger]

I have to put my two cents in.

BBWS IMHO give it their all despite their size. I have never had a bad experience. Guys should watch their remarks about size unless you are pumping iron and working out. I am not going to let up on this because when I read how guys have to drug or liquor themselves up before they see a provider. That might contribute to a coronary after a few strokes so get your self I in shape. Viagra is not the answer for everyone so to burst some of you guys bubble. If you do not like big girls keep your comments to yourself. I do not make disparaging remarks about slim goodies because to each his own.

Reality check for you guys sorry LOL

Listen I'm going to just address this once and never again because I know the type of person you are thats why I stayed out of past disputes involving you. This post and a couple others from you have been directed towards me and you shouldve addressed me directly but your not a real man.

Now check it everything you said in that post was ignorant because the pills I'm talking about in this thread are pills from gnc theyre vitamins just like what athletes takes. Not x or e or none of that shit. Do you even know what gnc is? And if you read my post youll see I have no problem with bbws but there are things that I didn't post which would have been worse but I chose not to. The point was to make clear if you don't care about looks go try her.

I make this clear because I wrote a review on a bbw before and someone drove a long distance only to be dissapointed. So I write clear reviews instead of just advertising girls and getting a cut. I can tell by the way you post your just a miserable old man and I think you need to check yourself because you can lose all the pounds you want, you will never in this lifetime look, perform, or be anything close to someone like me and you can ask one of your hoes for verifacation.

I hate doing stuff like this I'm only here for one reason and I try to just contribute and mind my business but you need to get off you high horse your not a leader to anyone excecpt the multiple accounts you have. Our hobby is to fuck girls and have the best experience thats why I shared info on the vitamins it keeps you healthy makes you bust better nuts and increases your sperm count amung other things like lower blood pressure and prostate health which as men we need but you want to try to taint that and throw drugs into the air when thats not at all what I'm talking about. Thats it for me I'm done now back to my regularly scheduled fuckery

[Captain Napalm]

I have to put my two cents in.

BBWS IMHO give it their all despite their size. I have never had a bad experience. Guys should watch their remarks about size unless you are pumping iron and working out. I am not going to let up on this because when I read how guys have to drug or liquor themselves up before they see a provider. That might contribute to a coronary after a few strokes so get your self I in shape. Viagra is not the answer for everyone so to burst some of you guys bubble. If you do not like big girls keep your comments to yourself. I do not make disparaging remarks about slim goodies because to each his own.

Reality check for you guys sorry LOL

I'd rather get 10 service from a 2 than 2 service from a 10

[Night2]

To all my fellow mongers in new york

Do not and I mean do not

Go to Cali to monger thats if your black

These hoes out here are something else you pull up an they drop head and take flight LOL.

They think I'm a pimp an they don't give you a chance to halla

I'm out here for work an I try the back page but thats a bust them hoe talking to crazy for me.

An the Cali forum don't look to give you any help putting you on to were you can pull one thats not on that fronting shit.

But I most say not all was lost I did got this Ecuadoran on the street cool chick in her early 20's tight pussy an know how to use her pussy too I took sum pic

So I say stay away an if a Cali monger come to ny I will sure to ex-stand the same hand out.

[Night2]

[Gtrack]

I have to put my two cents in.

BBWS IMHO give it their all despite their size. I have never had a bad experience. Guys should watch their remarks about size unless you are pumping iron and working out. I am not going to let up on this because when I read how guys have to drug or liquor themselves up before they see a provider. That might contribute to a coronary after a few strokes so get your self I in shape. Viagra is not the answer for everyone so to burst some of you guys bubble. If you do not like big girls keep your comments to yourself. I do not make disparaging remarks about slim goodies because to each his own.

Reality check for you guys sorry LOL

[Da Firewithin]

This review made my night.

Okay so I've been looking on BP for something to pound out because I've had a serious urge. After a couple missed connections I found myself slumming it. Looking for who was available. I came across.

http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...ky-24/28916373

I figured ill give her a try. When I get there I see although she is he girl in the pics, in person she was not appealing at all.

Ill start by saying this, even though she was probably the most unattractive girl I ever banged, the service made up for that. She had a small round face with a large gut and no shape whatsoever she had long hair and big tities. She had a great attitude I started by sucking on her tits she said she liked the way I sucked her tits. She asked if I wanted CBJ or bbj I opted for bbj which was nice. She sucked it good while I grabbed her hair. I told her to get nasty with it and she complied well. I started with doggie her puss was real warm and her ass wasnt bad but it wasnt nice either but her dirty talk is probably amung the best I ever had. Her pussy was getting super wet and I was fucking her so hard grabbing her shoulders and her shirt, while she screamed yes papi over and over. She also made me laugh a little when she said "give me all that dick I'm a greedy *" LOL she said that a couple times but all of her moaning and dirty talk made me hornier to both our benefits, for me because I bust an intensely good nut. And when we were done she said "damn you got some good dick" she made it clear she enjoyed herself aswell

In conclusion I will say that if service is what matters above all to you then she could be a good choice, because besides her looks everything else is superb. If you want an attractive female then do not see her at all. But everybody has there own preference I've seen guys on here who like massive bbws. I wouldn't repeat at all her service is great but I feel like she should have paid me for that. I will be looking to bang a much hotter chick soon to make up for that. So keep the reviews coming!

[Bxbanger]

Hey 'Banger, this is my review on her partner. Like I said, you had the better of the 2. It's just that your trick isn't text friendly.

So you're considering the "2 tons of fun" at the same time? That should be a nice review, LOL. Can't wait to hear what happens.

LOL the friend she had with her was some latin chick a bit chubby but not big likr they are. But after I got home I felt just like you did. That experience is something I would pay to forget. I can't believe I smashed a chick so unattractive and payed for it. I had plenty of chances to change my mind but a horny entoxicated mind can't be trusted LOL.

[BPAddicted]

Last night I reached a high level of Mongoing. Which is being a scum-bag. It started with me sitting on the couch, watching TV with my lady while my little one played. I made a drink, and found myself scanning the BP ads on my new Kindle Fire my Lady bought me for our Anniversary. By the 3rd. Drink, I knew what I had to do, feed my addition. As my family gets ready for bed, I'm texting back and forth negotiating prices. I start with dime pieces, then slowly drop to anything. (I really need help). It reminds me about this joke I heard. A Bartender is serving a Patron drinks, when he notices that every time, after every drink, the guy looks in his pocket, and orders another drink. After the 6th. Drink, the Bartender ask the guy,"Why do you look in your pocket, after every drink"? The guy replies,"I have a picture of my wife in my pocket. When she starts looking like a super model, I know it's time to go home". LOL.

Anyway, my family is asleep. I shower, get dress, and creeped out the house. But what makes it bad, is I don't have any cash on me and I don't want to go to the ATM so late cause I'm drunk. So I take some money from the emergency stash. (And I take enough to bargain for the trick and her friend). So, with no coat on, I creep to my car, when I realized that my lady's car is blocking mine. So, back in the house, I go through her bag for her keys, and off I go to Elmford, in my Lady's car.

This is who I see:

http://westchester.backpage.com/Fema...rl-20/28888591

Yeah, I know. I WAS DRUNK! Give me a break, LOL.

So, I get to the Hotel. Pretty nice hotel. I get in the room. She's much cutter in person. I told her she looks like "Snookie" from the Jersey Shore. I give her the dough, and get in the bed. She lights up a cigarette and hands me the rubber. (I didn't care to much about the smoking, I just wanted to nut and get home before my Lady realizes I'm gone). She starts off with a CBJ which was ok. After about 2 minutes, she stops and ask me how I want it. I told her I wanted to get on top. So I slip it in and humped away. But for some reason I whisper in her ear "Do you feel the love"? She whispers back "Yeah, I do". While holding her arms apart, I suck on her chest which made her cum. I gave that trick a real "BFE". (And that's what I do with my Lady). When I was done, she told me I was the first all day. Which I believe, cause there were fresh towels in the bathroom. She asked me my name, and told me that she will log my number and hope we can get together again.

On my way home, the guilt hit me. I felt like a real scum-bag. Taking the house money, going through my lady's bag, and taking her car to feed a bad addiction. And if she's up, when I get in, I have some serious explaining to do. And not to mention, taking a chance by driving. A DWI would ruin me.

I get home, and everyone is still asleep.

Hey 'Banger, this is my review on her partner. Like I said, you had the better of the 2. It's just that your trick isn't text friendly.

So you're considering the "2 tons of fun" at the same time? That should be a nice review, LOL. Can't wait to hear what happens.

[Bxbanger]

Nice review 'banger. I spent time with her partner:

http://westchester.backpage.com/Fema...l-20/28888591.

I wrote about her in one of my previous reviews. Seems like you got the better of the 2. The only reason I went with this one, is because she was more text friendly.

I couldn't find your report I'm curious on how her friends service is. After I left I text her asking if her and her friend does 2girl specials, but she didn't answer.

[BPAddicted]

Okay so I've been looking on BP for something to pound out because I've had a serious urge. After a couple missed connections I found myself slumming it. Looking for who was available. I came across.

http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...ky-24/28916373

I figured ill give her a try. When I get there I see although she is he girl in the pics, in person she was not appealing at all.

Ill start by saying this, even though she was probably the most unattractive girl I ever banged, the service made up for that. She had a small round face with a large gut and no shape whatsoever she had long hair and big tities. She had a great attitude I started by sucking on her tits she said she liked the way I sucked her tits. She asked if I wanted CBJ or bbj I opted for bbj which was nice. She sucked it good while I grabbed her hair. I told her to get nasty with it and she complied well. I started with doggie her puss was real warm and her ass wasnt bad but it wasnt nice either but her dirty talk is probably amung the best I ever had. Her pussy was getting super wet and I was fucking her so hard grabbing her shoulders and her shirt, while she screamed yes papi over and over. She also made me laugh a little when she said "give me all that dick I'm a greedy *" LOL she said that a couple times but all of her moaning and dirty talk made me hornier to both our benefits, for me because I bust an intensely good nut. And when we were done she said "damn you got some good dick" she made it clear she enjoyed herself aswell

In conclusion I will say that if service is what matters above all to you then she could be a good choice, because besides her looks everything else is superb. If you want an attractive female then do not see her at all. But everybody has there own preference I've seen guys on here who like massive bbws. I wouldn't repeat at all her service is great but I feel like she should have paid me for that. I will be looking to bang a much hotter chick soon to make up for that. So keep the reviews coming!

Nice review 'banger. I spent time with her partner:

http://westchester.backpage.com/Fema...l-20/28888591.

I wrote about her in one of my previous reviews. Seems like you got the better of the 2. The only reason I went with this one, is because she was more text friendly.

[Bxbanger]

Okay so I've been looking on BP for something to pound out because I've had a serious urge. After a couple missed connections I found myself slumming it. Looking for who was available. I came across http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...ky-24/28916373 I figured ill give her a try. When I get there I see although she is he girl in the pics, in person she was not appealing at all.

Ill start by saying this, even though she was probably the most unattractive girl I ever banged, the service made up for that. She had a small round face with a large gut and no shape whatsoever she had long hair and big tities. She had a great attitude I started by sucking on her tits she said she liked the way I sucked her tits. She asked if I wanted CBJ or bbj I opted for bbj which was nice. She sucked it good while I grabbed her hair. I told her to get nasty with it and she complied well. I started with doggie her puss was real warm and her ass wasnt bad but it wasnt nice either but her dirty talk is probably amung the best I ever had. Her pussy was getting super wet and I was fucking her so hard grabbing her shoulders and her shirt, while she screamed yes papi over and over. She also made me laugh a little when she said "give me all that dick I'm a greedy *****" LOL she said that a couple times but all of her moaning and dirty talk made me hornier to both our benefits, for me because I bust an intensely good nut. And when we were done she said "damn you got some good dick" she made it clear she enjoyed herself aswell

In conclusion I will say that if service is what matters above all to you then she could be a good choice, because besides her looks everything else is superb. If you want an attractive female then do not see her at all. But everybody has there own preference I've seen guys on here who like massive bbws. I wouldn't repeat at all her service is great but I feel like she should have paid me for that. I will be looking to bang a much hotter chick soon to make up for that. So keep the reviews coming!

[BPAddicted]

My time spent with this trick was nothing special. But you know how I go into details. (Unlike some of you other guys). On this particular night, I was feeling froggie, and wanted to jump some bones. The Trick I was planning to hook up with for a 70 hour out call run at the 'tel, cancelled on me at the last minute. (sorry guys, not sharing info). I called "Ruby Red" that I've been eyeing for sometime. But she was on that Out calls at your house shyt only, 'tels wasn't an option. After about 10 calls to other providers, getting the hang-ups and the "not for that", I reached "Felicia". Very nice on the phone. I told her I wanted an Hour. She told me the hour is 150. I told her I'm only working with 130. After a short pause, she said ok. So after a quick stop to pick up some Nuvo, I was on my way.

So I get to the room, and my first thought was, she's not the one in the pictures. Which turned out to really be her. It was her before she started using crack. She's very short. About 5'1 and about 110 lbs. Her teeth were jacked up. She latter explained that her ex boyfriend knocked out her teeth and dragged her down a flight of stairs causing the bruises on her back and on her butt. And all because she told him she didn't want to be with him anymore. Whatever.

As I walked in and sat down, her phone started to ring. She gave someone rates and the address to the 'tel she was staying at. I reminded her I was staying for an hour. She said 150. I had to do the "Vulcan Mind Trick" on this trick. I told her she told me 100. For the hour. LOL. After a pause, she said "ok, but only this time", (like there's going to be a next time)

So I sit on the bed. She must have went shopping, cause she had new stockings and nighties on the bed. I have to say, her attitude was really good. We talked a little while she showed me her new things. She even tried some on. Then she told me to get undress. As I was taking off my clothes, she said "wow, you work out?" I said "yeah, a little". She had such compliments. Anyway, she started with a decent CBJ. She was trying to go deep which was pretty good. After a few minutes, we went mich. While I was putting it in and out, I made sure I didn't go deep. I didn't want to go pass the rubber. And after a few minutes of that, I nutted. Laid there for a while. Her phone kept going off. After about 10 minutes, I was ready for round two. She sucked me off again, I put it in again, and with that second nut, I was ready to bounce.

Here is her ad: (In this ad. She looks haft decent. But it must have been taken last year before the crack. She doesn't look the same)

http://newyork.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-e-23/28846231

So:

4 on looks (Messed up teeth and the red marks on her back)

9 on personally (Very sweet person, the best I've met so far)

6 on CBJ (I was drunk. Can't really remember, LOL but I got it twice)

6 on overall performance (I got 2 BJ's and put it in twice for 100. Got to give that a 6)

She was super sweet. I wish all the BP tricks where as nice as her, but I don't think I would repeat. (Maybe. Only if she got off the crack and got back to how she use to look)

[Jason371]

http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...41-19/25235725

And.

Tootise she has lost it those pics she has up. Don't show the whole thing big ass, and big gut.

[Jay Play42]

Thats not unuasual for your first time. I tried a MP in Jersey and read reviews of FS, when I went I only got a HJ, when I left they gave me a membership card.

The massage was actually pretty good and the chick was cute so I tried again another time and she offered me FS for 120 ontop of the 60 door fee.

Was not GFE, no CBJ just two positions, for the money I could have gotten FS cheaper elsewhere but they always have chicks, so I don't waste hours looking, places like that you can just roll up. I went a third time and haven't gone back.

Places like that are good when you don't want to waste time searching around, I've spent upto 4-5 hrs sometimes before I land something and then its hit or miss.

GL.

Hey Cool, I'm glad we share a taste in Asian food, but I have to say you won't find it here. (sad face, I had high hopes at this place)

So I get to the address that was given. But when I called, there was no answer. I called a few times with no answer. Then I remembered how strange the dude sounded when I asked him on the phone if there's a happy ending. I'm thinking that they're not taking my calls. So, instead of using my Google number, I used my personal phone and "boom", they answer. (I think I should have used that as a sign for "no happy ending". So he gives me the address (again) and off I go.

They buzz me in. I knock on the door and a semi cute Asian lets me in. Not what I expected. I kinda thought that one of the chicks they post on their add would greet me while I have a choice of sexy Asians to choose from, NOT. She was about 5'0, kinda thick. Dressed in shorts. A tight Asian shirt. Not much skin showing. (She wasn't going for the sexy look at all). She says "follow me". She leads me to a small room with a Massage table and a chair. Let me say that the place was clean and well kept. Dim lights and a very nice atmosphere. She asked me if I wanted a table bath. Being that I never had one, I was very interested in what it is. (Nobody here has written a review on what to expect in a table bath at an Asian spa before, so here it is). After giving her the 60. For the hour, she told me to undress and put on a robe she had handed me. She took my hand a lead me to another room. This room had a table with a long shower hose coming out the wall. She told me to drop the towel and lay on the bed. She literally sud me up and scrubbed me down. Similar to how a dog gets washed. Scrubbed my legs, my a$$, my back. Then she scrubbed the front. She had on one of those long rubber aprons on. Can't say I didn't enjoy it. This was my first one. It would have been much better if she had gotten naked too. So after this 10 minute "Dog bath", She dries me off. I stand there with my arms apart while she toweled me dry. While she's doing that, she asks me in her broken English,"you pick up weights". (I guess they don't see much fit black guys). I say,"Yeah, a little". She says."Vady nice body". I'm thinking, Suki love is getting ready to go down! (The liquor had this 5 looking like a 7, LOL)

So now where back in the room. She told me to lie down. I asked her if she's going to take her clothes off. She giggled and said "No, we no do that". I'm thinking "oh nooo". So I lie down. As she's rubbing oils on my back, I tried touching her. She wasn't having it. She kept saying "No baby". Maybe I'm being to aggressive, so I wait till I turn around. By now I'm hard as a rock and ready to move around her insides with my dik, LOL. By now she knew what I wanted and asked me if I wanted her to "touch". I say "yeah", and she say "Tip". As I go to get the 40 from my pocket, the thought "Love me long time" was getting ready to pop off. I laid back down and she sat on my legs and gave me a two handed HJ for a 1/2 hour, fully dressed. An then got the nerve to say her hands are getting tired, and for me to do it. WTF. So needless to say, There was no Happy Ending. I got dress, said thank you and hugged her. But as I hugged her, I put both hands on her little a$$. LOL.

So:

5 for looks (Take a couple of shots before you go to this place)

0 for CBJ (none offered)

0 for Performance (none offered)

5 for overall experience (Now I know how a dog feels when its getting washed at the Kennel)

If you have 60 to burn and not expecting nothing more than a HJ, I would recommend this place with a 10 tip. Would I repeat? Probably not.

My next try will be this spot:

http://westchester.backpage.com/Fema...ea-22/18728072

I called them. It's a buck sixty for the hour and seems very official.

I hope this was helpful to you cool. Some may think this is a "Needless" post, but I hope it was helpful to you. And what's up with that Brandy? You have any info you want on that?