Escort Reports

[EE1234]

He's the real MVP.

Been watching his contributions since like the 600's.

Intel is always on point.

[TheBxBoy]

After yesterday's fail with what I'd hoped was a promising spot on Kingsbridge (as per my prior report), I looked up a bunch other cdps. Dunno if it was the time of day that had them all cranky, but none really sounded inviting. I found an ad similar to this https://bronx.bedpage.com/Escorts/bronx/23179819.html (6464778855 📲 sexy latina 🔥 culo grande 🍑 tetas grandes 🍒 toto grande why apretao 💦 fotos reales 💯 la mas perra en el sexo 🍑127814;128166;(26), advertising "Keila. " They sent a couple photos (that did not match the real-life chica) and asked for 100 for the quick. I asked if that includes raw (of course not), so I asked why so much, as the going rate at cdps is 50-60. She quickly agreed to 60 and off I went. It was only five minutes away from the failed Kingsbridge spot. Clean building on Creston right off Fordham, knocked on the door, and led by "Keila" to the living room, where she closed a curtain for privacy from the couple other ladies there. None were lookers and "Keila" was seemingly the best of the bunch, but that's not saying much. 5'7" thick, thirty-something Dominican, kinda dumpy if I am being honest. I don't mean it in an offensive way. It's just the way some of them carry their bodies. I hung up my clothes on hooks on the door at her suggestion, then stood in front of the bed with her seated in front of me for unrushed covered head. Once I had some wood, she attempted to persuade me to do doggy (I knew because of her lazy body language it was so she can rest her upper body on the bed), but I told her I prefer missionary. She obliged and we were off to the races. She maintained eye contact throughout the deed and broke character only once, to complain about how many positions I intended to try. Up to that point I'd merely been moving her right leg up or to the side to accommodate a smoother, deeper stroke, since she was a dead fish and not moving or grinding. I used up my full quickie time (I usually bust as soon as I feel a tingle, but I wanted my full 20 minutes this time) and busted in the bag. She gave me a paper towel for the rubber, but none to clean myself. Oh well, had to go home to wife with a wet dick. All in all, not my worst fast house experience, but certainly nowhere even remotely close to the best or even satisfying. I shouldn't have stayed, but I just wanted some new pussy before going home. While I was dressing and everyone was making small talk, the ladies all looked through their phones and laughed at the names their advertising "agent" had assigned them.

[MeatPack]

Alejandra rica Colombiana, Still couldn't connect. I call it a day and bounce, aggravated by the waste of time, considering I'd already spoken with her a couple times. This is the only dumb ***** I've experienced who insisted on repeated calls after already talking and texting.

Most buildings have stairways with big ass windows at each landing suitable for that rabbit ear antennae show.

More often than not I walk out of the building and default to the standard norm- Spanish language.

Use google translator English back and forth Spanish language APP, copy and paste text to text- explain and clear communication stuff then get let back into the building and apartment destination already provided.

[TheBxBoy]

Alejandra rica Colombiana, dispuesta a sacarte tu lechita https://callescort.org/917-741-9435 seemed promising for a $50 ss. I first text her last night, but she was too far from my location. Turns out I would be working mere blocks from her spot today and made arrangements to meet early. I reached out early as agreed, happily surprised to see she responded. Coms by text good, but she seemed irritated when she tried voice call and we had spotty service. Either way, we had chance to hear each other's voices ahead of visit. I get to location few minutes later, alert her I'm there, and then the shit show of calls start. Service in her building sucked, wouldn't allow our calls to each other to connect. I had to drape myself half in the lobby door and the street -- like rabbit ear antennae on an old box TV -- to reach her. She was upset by the tech glitch and hangs up on me. Did the same when I called from another phone and told her service in her building sucks. Shen tried calling me from another number that ties to this ad https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/dulce/59645979 or https://escort13.com/post/95183855?currentPage=1. Still couldn't connect. I call it a day and bounce, aggravated by the waste of time, considering I'd already spoken with her a couple times. This is the only dumb ***** I've experienced who insisted on repeated calls after already talking and texting.

[FarRockQueens]

Saw this ad a few times decided to take the plunge. Hit her up through text and she quoted me 100 for Ss w bbj. Told her I was already 10 minutes out since I was in the area. So she gives me the addy. I tell her again when I was like 4 minutes away. I get there park and tell her I'm here. She goes I didn't really think you were coming give me a few my roommate is leaving the kitchen. Huge red flag right there. Anyways I waited for like 7 or 8 minutes and hit her back with no reply another 5 minutes hit her again with no reply. I just left the location. Figured it was worth TOFTT since I was close. Waisted time in the end.

https://aaok.com.listcrawler.eu/post...ronx/166122843

Yeah I've seen her a couple of times she's always laughing like she's on something but I've seen her in Harlem and one time in Jamaica queens and then the bx on Webster she did the same thing to me but I got in the apartment automatically the whole apartment smelled like weed and I heard a guy and another white girl that's a provider too but I never went to see her cause of the pics it look like she stinks but yeah I told her let me know if you tryna line me and I took off my jacket and threw it on the couch she seen it in my face that I was playing around also she's submissive and looks like 18 or something she kinda look like Selena blaze from porn LOL but yeah she know the vibes with me I don't play around especially if I hear other people in the room due to past experiences.

[AbuSaho]

Saw this ad a few times decided to take the plunge. Hit her up through text and she quoted me 100 for Ss w bbj. Told her I was already 10 minutes out since I was in the area. So she gives me the addy. I tell her again when I was like 4 minutes away. I get there park and tell her I'm here. She goes I didn't really think you were coming give me a few my roommate is leaving the kitchen. Huge red flag right there. Anyways I waited for like 7 or 8 minutes and hit her back with no reply another 5 minutes hit her again with no reply. I just left the location. Figured it was worth TOFTT since I was close. Waisted time in the end.

https://aaok.com.listcrawler.eu/post...ronx/166122843

I have seen her. I can provide insight. After this will take a break from posting on Bronx section. I have posted too many posts. It is a multi provider spot that changes locations last I saw them. Roommate leaving kitchen was a indeed a lie. What happened was either she was with a client or "roommate" was with one. I happened to be on the other end of that. I was with her and someone else texted they were downstairs and she started telling me to hurry up and finish. I was trying to see her for a ss and I checked the time to see I had only been there 5 minutes. I won't repeat.

[MarsBlackMan21]

Saw this ad a few times decided to take the plunge. Hit her up through text and she quoted me 100 for Ss w bbj. Told her I was already 10 minutes out since I was in the area. So she gives me the addy. I tell her again when I was like 4 minutes away. I get there park and tell her I'm here. She goes I didn't really think you were coming give me a few my roommate is leaving the kitchen. Huge red flag right there. Anyways I waited for like 7 or 8 minutes and hit her back with no reply another 5 minutes hit her again with no reply. I just left the location. Figured it was worth TOFTT since I was close. Waisted time in the end.

https://aaok.com.listcrawler.eu/post...ronx/166122843

[AbuSaho]

What I don't get is the SAME "cast of characters" posting ads on the various sites, day in, day out.

If you're not going to bother answering your phone, or ghosting potential clients, WHY bother?

I still argue that the best options in the Bronx are the various CDPs.

Granted, they can be hit or miss, but occasionally a real "winner" like Brittany comes along, and makes it all worthwhile.

And for those brothers hoarding UTR regulars, SHAME on you.

I mean, how many times you going to hit it on the regular?

Unless directed otherwise, you bros really should consider sharing said info in the interest of continuing to make this board RELEVANT.

I think the answer to why UTR are hoarded and limited reviews is there has been a shift against TOFTT. The current state of hobby the thing being recommended is only seeing well reviewed providers. This creates a paradox. How does a provider become well reviewed to then hop on and do a review of her after if no one wants to be the first. And what you are seeing with the bronx section is how this can cause the death of a section / forum. No one wants to put themselves on the line and be that first positive review. If it negative there is no issue putting that out there.

Other sections like Queens section they at least have a group of CDPs to keep reviewing over and over. I mentioned in past there are like 50 CDPs or multi provider spots in Bronx yet Paradise is only one people care about. I think the odds favor at least one of those other CDPs being good. Same thing with providers there are probably 100 in bronx yet rumps is one people keep bringing up.

I don't really use this site much so don't care if I get in trouble. I think another issue is other review sites have risen up making this site obsolete. Other sites have a format where if you don't do a review you don't get to see any one else review. And you have to keep doing reviews if you want to keep that ability to see other reviews. Unlike this site where you put something out there anyone can see it and they don't even have to contribute or even be a member LOL. Which kinda works against forum. There is no benefit to providing a positive review on an unreviewed provider. You do all that work and in return you get you PMs blown up by people wanting more info on your review like does she do BBFS, GFE, Anal, etc. Or you make her so popular she raises her rates. Or stops doing BBFS because you shared it here and 50 guys out of nowhere ask for BBFS scaring her.

[AbuSaho]

I know that list crawler is probably dried up like a prune, but I've often seen a lot of girls advertising in the north Bronx up near New England Thruway and the Sheridan Expressway. Are any of those ads authentic or is it just another Bait and' Switch? They seem legit, but it could still be a scam seeing as how it's The Bronx.

Would appreciate anyone's insight.

Thanks.

I been to the New England Thruway and the Sheridan Expressway motel type providers. It has a different mix of providers over the last 6 months. It used to be like 99% of the providers there were bait and switch to underaged women. Now in my experiences it is like 50/50 have been underaged looking. The ads are real and the women real and give you the service you ask for. The issue is due to them being kidnapped / missing people generally they don't use pics for majority of ads. I wish it was just them having day jobs they don't want outed but at hotels it is more likely trafficked stuff.

I posted about one provider being missing months ago. Linked to the missing article and it got transferred from this section into the news section and that info got completely buried. So I stopped sharing that info I come across. An example of this is providers were getting robbed at those Bronx hotels recently which impacted the way some women operate. But if I post article it probably get transferred to news section and dies too. So will just say handlers are back to hiding in bathroom in a few of those ads.

Bronx has some good providers. Issue is not many clients/mongers are seeing these women so they go to other boroughs where the money is at.

[AbuSaho]

How many of you fellas have partaken of encounters in hotels / motels, specifically the ones in Crotona and CoOp city?

They intrigue me, but I've read SOME stories on here of handlers waiting in closets and the like.

Whats been your experience?

I have gone to those hotels in the last year. It varied from ad to ad. If you want a summary in general the women at the hotels weren't the people in the pics. There weren't any underaged looking women. Just Latinas at those hotels. I would repeat just due to there not really being a guarantee I see them again. It seemed more like a temporary get some cash today type of thing. Where if you texted the next day they might be gone.

[AbuSaho]

I only went to motels in the Bronx like Coner st, the super 7 and holiday inn, but most of the time I go there if I'm paying for the room, my experience been good so far but that was during backpage days so I always go for the quickie for first time girls and check around the area also, I always drive there I live wallet in car and just bring the short stay cash and if she takes too long to respond when you get there, then leave. But most of my incalls at hotels are in Manhattan midtown, they are better and of course better women so I'm willing to pay the extra for better scenery.

Dude Backpage shut down like 6 years ago. This is a hobby where women might not even be around for 6 weeks let alone the 6 years since your meetings took place.

[GnatKingCole]

I know that list crawler is probably dried up like a prune, but I've often seen a lot of girls advertising in the north Bronx up near New England Thruway and the Sheridan Expressway. Are any of those ads authentic or is it just another Bait and' Switch? They seem legit, but it could still be a scam seeing as how it's The Bronx.

Would appreciate anyone's insight.

Thanks.

[LatinLicker]

Should we put a FORK in it, fellas?

This board is as DEAD as a door nail. (SMH).

[LatinLicker]

Anybody OUT there?

Or is this board going the way of "TNA?

[LatinLicker]

Alright you sad rat bastards, I finally got one for ya!

Granted, she aint new, but she's REAL! (kudos to Mr. Greenjeans for giving her a trial run. Where you at, Green?

This sexy mami goes by Maria / Sabrina, and despite what we've all been taught, she's EXACTLY as she looks in her pics on the usual sites.

She has a body made for carnal pleasures, with either a DD or E natural rack, with a juicy caboose to match.

She's located just a few blocks from the Jackson St. Station, for those of you too afraid to venture into the urban wilds.

She's strictly all business, no GFE, but she knows her "business" well.

Solid BJ and she allowed me to play with her "puppies. ".

Finished it up with some strong strokes and a pop from the rear, all taken with no complaints.

This is as good as it gets in the Bronx, gents, at CDP rates to boot.

The only potential downside for some of you is that there was a dude sitting in the hallway, but he didn't so much as raise his head from his phone to acknowledge my presence.

Honestly, gents. This is the Bronx. Unless the girl doubles as some kinda jacked up linebacker for the Giants, they are pretty much guaranteed to have a fella around for their own protection.

Its a phobia you're going to have to get over if ya want to sample the ripe Latina "fruit" the Bronx has to offer.

Got another review of another similarly plump Latin mami on the way.

Cheers!

(Shout out to "PlanetEarth!" I see what you did there, bro! LOL!