Escort Reports

**BronxFlyGuy** · 01-02-18 12:33

https://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/c...445011931.html

The number is (347) XXX-4584.

**Chalkboard** · 01-02-18 02:38

Hey all,

New to the site, I've scoured CL and BP but feel uneasy about a lot of them so I usually do Massage parlors. Was wondering if anyone knew of any good Latina services that are fairly priced and actually enjoyable.

I'm in the bronx but also open to queens / city.

PM me!

Thanks.

**Dormus** · 01-01-18 21:41

Any info on this chick.

https://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/w...444653572.html

**KingKong1987** · 01-01-18 20:39

She is not new. She usually post under M seeking W and CL.

Originally Posted by Whateva [View Original Post]

A bit late on this TOFTT report. Was in the mood for a new big booty sensation and was searching for a few days passing by the same ole providers from yesteryear and stumbled across this ad. Said ah damn when I saw the pic, then my caution took over warning me that this was probably a fake catfish picture, but I remained curious because the ass was PHAT!

Called and did not get thru, no one picked up what so ever, so I take that as a good sign, she is probably busy. A few days go by, then finally she answers, sounds sweet over the phone, we arrange a meet and greet and I am off to the telly. Asked if the pics are real, she said yes, I say OK Kool, but if the pics are fake I am leaving, she says no worries she is the real deal. I arrive, call, get the particulars and head to the room. She opens the door......and BAM......that ASS is PHAT! She is short and thick like cold peanut butter in a refrigerator! She is the truth, finally a good look on BP! Like the rest of you guys I am tired of the booger bears and sumo wrestlers out here on BP and CL who cause me to make a U-turn and get the eff out of dodge.

She had on slippers and the PHAT ASS was just poking out lovely, she does not need heels or pumps, her shit is curvy standing flat footed from every angle, a ripe, young mini BBW, looking like the ghetto girl next door with a short goose jacket, faded tight blue jeans, and uggs boots. The type to make you turn around to get a second look, nah stare at that PHAT ASS at the mall or on the subway.

She is a little guarded seems a bit new to the game and was slow to warm up, but LL used to say, "Once she gets pumpin, its hard to make the honey stop!, she likes to dance to the rap jams, sweet as brown sugar wit dah candy yams!" but YMMV. We had some chemistry which was kinda like zero then built up over the session. I work out so, I was tired as hell after I busted a good nutt. Sometimes the physical anatomy of two bodies match up right and each stroke is all that for both, we were getting it in like that. Driving home tired, I had the cheeziest grinning smile ever as I remembered the visual, the sound effects and the feeling of that PHAT ASS in doggie, when I got home I staggered into the house with weak knees and then passed out in the bed fully dressed, sleeping like a grizzly bear hibernating for the winter. Slept about ten hours. I guess it was a combination of gym workouts and a delayed TAP OUT hehehe!

Lately, it has been nothing but L's - nothing to report, no motivation, nothing, nada, zip, zilch! Nothing but me making U-turns, mad that I wasted my time only to meet a hyena or water buffalo at the door. Nah ma, I ain't staying, I gotz ta go, see ya when I see ya! The Phatness was a nice find for me, made me remember why we do this , to sample different varieties of life. She has a super hero body in my book. A thick brown skin tenderoni with super soft skin who may just warm up to you if you come correct.

Down side, she is not GFE-does not permit any and everything and wants to keep health and hygiene on point. Remember YMMV but for me the stars lined up for me that night and it was a good look. When the ladies come correct, don't disrespect, hope I can get thru when I want another visit.

**Rampage1212** · 12-31-17 03:47

Anyone had her before? Damn.

http://newyork.backpage.com/WomenSee...7714/149947307

**Stunna1635** · 12-28-17 15:21

Has anyone been to see this Latina here? : http://bronx.backpage.com/WomenSeekM...0631/150244532.

**BennyLove** · 12-25-17 00:32

Originally Posted by BennyLove [View Original Post]

Yes that shit is the worst I used to love typing what I was in the mood for in the search bar but now this number shit is fucking it up.

Yo I also think that this new shit is stopping chicks from posting on the site because they haven't been many post I'm seeing the same chicks now.

**BennyLove** · 12-25-17 00:30

Originally Posted by MarsBlackMan21 [View Original Post]

Yea man I noticed that too. It is very annoying. And now you have to be extra cautious of fake ads because you can and they text you back which is shit I never trusted.

Yes that shit is the worst I used to love typing what I was in the mood for in the search bar but now this number shit is fucking it up.

**GoldenEagle69** · 12-24-17 22:45

Originally Posted by Whateva [View Original Post]

A bit late on this TOFTT report. Was in the mood for a new big booty sensation and was searching for a few days passing by the same ole providers from yesteryear and stumbled across this ad. Said ah damn when I saw the pic, then my caution took over warning me that this was probably a fake catfish picture, but I remained curious because the ass was PHAT!

Called and did not get thru, no one picked up what so ever, so I take that as a good sign, she is probably busy. A few days go by, then finally she answers, sounds sweet over the phone, we arrange a meet and greet and I am off to the telly. Asked if the pics are real, she said yes, I say OK Kool, but if the pics are fake I am leaving, she says no worries she is the real deal. I arrive, call, get the particulars and head to the room. She opens the door......and BAM......that ASS is PHAT! She is short and thick like cold peanut butter in a refrigerator! She is the truth, finally a good look on BP! Like the rest of you guys I am tired of the booger bears and sumo wrestlers out here on BP and CL who cause me to make a U-turn and get the eff out of dodge.

She had on slippers and the PHAT ASS was just poking out lovely, she does not need heels or pumps, her shit is curvy standing flat footed from every angle, a ripe, young mini BBW, looking like the ghetto girl next door with a short goose jacket, faded tight blue jeans, and uggs boots. The type to make you turn around to get a second look, nah stare at that PHAT ASS at the mall or on the subway.

She is a little guarded seems a bit new to the game and was slow to warm up, but LL used to say, "Once she gets pumpin, its hard to make the honey stop!, she likes to dance to the rap jams, sweet as brown sugar wit dah candy yams!" but YMMV. We had some chemistry which was kinda like zero then built up over the session. I work out so, I was tired as hell after I busted a good nutt. Sometimes the physical anatomy of two bodies match up right and each stroke is all that for both, we were getting it in like that. Driving home tired, I had the cheeziest grinning smile ever as I remembered the visual, the sound effects and the feeling of that PHAT ASS in doggie, when I got home I staggered into the house with weak knees and then passed out in the bed fully dressed, sleeping like a grizzly bear hibernating for the winter. Slept about ten hours. I guess it was a combination of gym workouts and a delayed TAP OUT hehehe!

Lately, it has been nothing but L's - nothing to report, no motivation, nothing, nada, zip, zilch! Nothing but me making U-turns, mad that I wasted my time only to meet a hyena or water buffalo at the door. Nah ma, I ain't staying, I gotz ta go, see ya when I see ya! The Phatness was a nice find for me, made me remember why we do this , to sample different varieties of life. She has a super hero body in my book. A thick brown skin tenderoni with super soft skin who may just warm up to you if you come correct.

Down side, she is not GFE-does not permit any and everything and wants to keep health and hygiene on point. Remember YMMV but for me the stars lined up for me that night and it was a good look. When the ladies come correct, don't disrespect, hope I can get thru when I want another visit.

Whats the damage?

**Whateva** · 12-23-17 23:16

A bit late on this TOFTT report. Was in the mood for a new big booty sensation and was searching for a few days passing by the same ole providers from yesteryear and stumbled across this ad. Said ah damn when I saw the pic, then my caution took over warning me that this was probably a fake catfish picture, but I remained curious because the ass was PHAT!

Called and did not get thru, no one picked up what so ever, so I take that as a good sign, she is probably busy. A few days go by, then finally she answers, sounds sweet over the phone, we arrange a meet and greet and I am off to the telly. Asked if the pics are real, she said yes, I say OK Kool, but if the pics are fake I am leaving, she says no worries she is the real deal. I arrive, call, get the particulars and head to the room. She opens the door......and BAM......that ASS is PHAT! She is short and thick like cold peanut butter in a refrigerator! She is the truth, finally a good look on BP! Like the rest of you guys I am tired of the booger bears and sumo wrestlers out here on BP and CL who cause me to make a U-turn and get the eff out of dodge.

She had on slippers and the PHAT ASS was just poking out lovely, she does not need heels or pumps, her shit is curvy standing flat footed from every angle, a ripe, young mini BBW, looking like the ghetto girl next door with a short goose jacket, faded tight blue jeans, and uggs boots. The type to make you turn around to get a second look, nah stare at that PHAT ASS at the mall or on the subway.

She is a little guarded seems a bit new to the game and was slow to warm up, but LL used to say, "Once she gets pumpin, its hard to make the honey stop!, she likes to dance to the rap jams, sweet as brown sugar wit dah candy yams!" but YMMV. We had some chemistry which was kinda like zero then built up over the session. I work out so, I was tired as hell after I busted a good nutt. Sometimes the physical anatomy of two bodies match up right and each stroke is all that for both, we were getting it in like that. Driving home tired, I had the cheeziest grinning smile ever as I remembered the visual, the sound effects and the feeling of that PHAT ASS in doggie, when I got home I staggered into the house with weak knees and then passed out in the bed fully dressed, sleeping like a grizzly bear hibernating for the winter. Slept about ten hours. I guess it was a combination of gym workouts and a delayed TAP OUT hehehe!

Lately, it has been nothing but L's - nothing to report, no motivation, nothing, nada, zip, zilch! Nothing but me making U-turns, mad that I wasted my time only to meet a hyena or water buffalo at the door. Nah ma, I ain't staying, I gotz ta go, see ya when I see ya! The Phatness was a nice find for me, made me remember why we do this , to sample different varieties of life. She has a super hero body in my book. A thick brown skin tenderoni with super soft skin who may just warm up to you if you come correct.

Down side, she is not GFE-does not permit any and everything and wants to keep health and hygiene on point. Remember YMMV but for me the stars lined up for me that night and it was a good look. When the ladies come correct, don't disrespect, hope I can get thru when I want another visit.

**GoldenEagle69** · 12-23-17 20:19

Hello everyone long time lurker, I'm wondering of any of you know any providers that offer cheap quickies. PM me.

**MenaceMontega** · 12-21-17 02:07

Anybody got any chicks that been in porn flicks? Got trades let me know.

**MarsBlackMan21** · 12-19-17 20:37

Originally Posted by Selfmade69 [View Original Post]

Am I the only person that is annoyed by this new thing on BP when its just a phone number instead of a title / description I'm guessing you have to pay more money to put in what you want?. Yea most of the time titles are dumb and not accurate but I've def came across a couple gems before by just being intrigued on how they described themselves. C-list blows and no BP is just as bad. Just a rant LOL good day all.

Yea man I noticed that too. It is very annoying. And now you have to be extra cautious of fake ads because you can and they text you back which is shit I never trusted.

**Selfmade69** · 12-19-17 17:02

Am I the only person that is annoyed by this new thing on BP when its just a phone number instead of a title / description I'm guessing you have to pay more money to put in what you want?. Yea most of the time titles are dumb and not accurate but I've def came across a couple gems before by just being intrigued on how they described themselves. C-list blows and no BP is just as bad. Just a rant LOL good day all.

**BigDFrank** · 12-17-17 01:36

Originally Posted by BronxFlyGuy [View Original Post]

Every time I try I get caught and they be like delete it now lmao I tried Lucy and Valerie and they no no no Papi hey you no do that I tried tootsie and rumpalicious but they said no and I tried wit like 6 other girls anybody got any vids they want to share.

I got a couple of vids of some thick girls.