Escort Reports

**MrGreenJeans8** · 05-08-20 10:41

many bx mongers prolly seen ads from this girl Lola 187th Little Italy for months now

with lots of all-caps rants
- see ad below and link and crazy-face pics attached

kind of put me off but she seemed nice on the phone, and kind of game,

plus the 75ss drew me in for at least a try

so went over

but as expected she got edgy right away and started sending texts in ALL CAPS about where tf was i and so on

so got ready for a serious crack-head attitude

she texted me to guide me to a ground-foor joint on Cambreleng Ave just off 187 and was standing at the door waved me in

about 5'2" tall, seemed clean, basically pleasant, the pics are accurate

then led me back to a goddam crazy super-small broom closet apartmenty thing about four feet wide with a couch and about 6 inches of clearance for your knees

just no way, never, not happening, and next expecting to get mugged on the way tf out but she was decent about it

a few minutes later texting me about how it was my loss and how many trannies there are out there and pimps who gon rob ya and yada yada yada

she is actually kind of nice, but high-strung af and only good for a rough session no pillow talk and massages here

and also wtf is this about instead just "pick up a crack hoe on jerome ave" -- see below ?

crack hoes on jerome ave seriously ? news to me but anyway

so mongers beware of this crack-den crack-ho situation, cheers mrgj

https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/newyork/bronx/49475430/
https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/newyork/bronx/48875554/
https://escortfish.ch/ad/view/holiday-stressed-let-lla-handle-it-call-24-7-exxotic-asian-latina-m-xxed-beauty/21589297
https://escortindex.com/ad/manhattan/929-280-2448/8/3160912

Fri 01 May 2020 4:57 PM. LUSCIOUS👠LOLA💋. Wants 2 Play right. NOW! 🔥929.280. 2448🔥8311;8312;o⁹0. I am 100% really the girl in my pics! Call me on Google duo for verification.
Serious inquires ONLY PLEASE. NO I WILL NOT SEND you EXTRA PICS 🙅. You won't GET ROBBED OR RUSHED OR TREATED LIKE A "TRICK". I REALLY AM GREAT AT MASSAGES AND PRETTY MUCH. EVERYTHING I DO 😘. I'm WORTH A MILLION TIMES MORE THAN THE DONATION I ASK FOR SO NOOOOOO! I DO. NOT NEGOTIATE! WANT CHEAP SERVICE DRIVE DOWN JEROME AVE AND PICK UP A CRACK HOE. *****! 🤷129335;129335;. ALL OUTCALLS REQUIRE THAT YOU SET UP TRANSPORTATION THRU EITHER UBER OR LYFT. TO AND FROM WHEREVER you ARE. NOT NEGOTIABLE. ! I WANT TO HAVE FUN, MAKE A little EXTRA CA $H AND MAKE SURE you NEVER CALL ANOTHER.
FEMALE INSTEAD OF ME. I PROMISE you, I'm THE BEST you'LL EVER FIND ON HERE 💋128139;128139;. 929-280-2448. Nym: L0 LA💋. Age: 26. Location: Off 187th or ANYWHERE you are.

**AttackMaster1** · 05-08-20 10:32

Originally Posted by AbuSaho [View Original Post]

I was wondering why so many of the escorts/providers I had seen before stopped responding or said they aren't seeing anyone anymore. It isn't just the pandemic. Three of them texted back and said they are getting the 1,100 a week Unemployment check and are making more now then they ever did escorting or working at their day jobs. This probably why there aren't many new women as well as some no longer doing this right now. Those checks taking away the need to do this especially since it risky to see strangers right now. Maybe when the benefits are over we might see an influx. But if universal basic income becomes a thing could disrupt the monger game for good.

Alot of these girls are also promoting their onlyfans through insta as well. Onlyfans is making these girls alot of mullah.

**MrGreenJeans8** · 05-08-20 10:18

Originally Posted by JBoogie123 [View Original Post]

Facts why work at mcdonalds... covid-19 scared off a lot of chicks you wont see them around for a while if at all.

these girls - the good ones - routinely make hundreds a day

at home, on their backs - or hands and knees or on they vid-cams - hanging out in they pyjamas

milan -
Milan
CITY ISLAND bronx | Sun, October 20th, 2019 6:10 AM |

see link below -

used to charge 100- 150 but she upped her game, put out the glossy centerfold-quality photos,

and just announced 400 sessions in addition to insta, snap, and online sessions in response to the coronavirus pandemic

she gon retire a multi-millionare and the other girls gon try to follow suit

why wouldnt they ?

cheers mrgj

https://escortindex.com/ad/bronx/631-533-0534/1/1571636

**MrGreenJeans8** · 05-08-20 10:08

Originally Posted by AbuSaho [View Original Post]

I was wondering why so many of the escorts/providers I had seen before stopped .

the pandemic is bugging these girls out, as expected they getting more conservative, have had some ask me to wear my mask during the session,

so boning with a mask on looking at a girl with a mask on seriously ? yes this is happening

and others don't seem to mind at all, the fun ones, the ones keep ya coming back for more bc who gon keep on boning for how many more weeks in a mask ?

but i sense a lot more new ads from new girls, most trying to stick to the 100ss bottom line, but a few getting the 60ss - 80ss niche

the coronavirus story gonna play out for months and months, or years, and girls gonna keep plying they trade to make they green, not likely to stop right ?

, time will tell, cheers mrgj

**MrGreenJeans8** · 05-08-20 10:01

Originally Posted by Pat2019 [View Original Post]

the ads say Pelham, Eastchester (Fenton Ave), Gun Hill Road, Bathgate Ave and they quote 100 ss /150 hh /200 h, .

have also visited the fenton ave place a few blocks north of pelham parkway and the crosby avenue place by middletown ave 6 train and wrote about it a couple weeks ago

they are both joints in garden apartments on the side of houses, clean, legit, but i bolted bc the photos were totally misleading and the girls were about as plain as it gets,

and for a 100ss i bailed and saved my green, just no way, not happening, plus the joints seem to have pimps or manager dudes hanging around, probably the owners

anyways, you could do worse and more dangerous, as i have many many times mostly by trial and error , happy mongering, cheers mrgj

**JBoogie123** · 05-08-20 08:37

Facts why work at mcdonalds, wendys other fast food spots when you can get more in a week from unemployment, welfare etc, these chicks aint no dummy lol, plus the covid-19 scared off a lot of chicks you wont see them around for a while if at all.

**AbuSaho** · 05-08-20 01:35

I was wondering why so many of the escorts/providers I had seen before stopped responding or said they aren't seeing anyone anymore. It isn't just the pandemic. Three of them texted back and said they are getting the 1,100 a week Unemployment check and are making more now then they ever did escorting or working at their day jobs. This probably why there aren't many new women as well as some no longer doing this right now. Those checks taking away the need to do this especially since it risky to see strangers right now. Maybe when the benefits are over we might see an influx. But if universal basic income becomes a thing could disrupt the monger game for good.

**Kleenex222** · 05-07-20 22:27

Originally Posted by Pat2019 [View Original Post]

I made report here on this type of ads a couple of weeks ago and these providers have different locations and the ads say Pelham, Eastchester (Fenton Ave), Gun Hill Road, Bathgate Ave and they quote 100 ss /150 hh /200 h, but they are legit and you will get good service but the only obvious catfish is that the girls use fake pictures, so you won't see the girls as portrayed in ads. For marketing technique, they use exotic and pretty pictures to lure clients but the girls are not that exotic, but based on my experience the girls are young and they are Latino and Black Latino, and they charge extra 50-100 for bbj. I went to their spot twice at their location off Gun Hill Rd, so I know from my experience and I got good service for short stay but the girls are not the ones in the pictures but I still banged with them, so it is up to you and if you get lucky you might meet a beautiful chick, otherwise you might meet a chick that is not pretty, so it depends and each location has 2-3 girls available. The first time I went I got a decent girl but not that pretty but the second time I got a girl that is prettier than the first one, so it is kind of hit / miss situation.

I have to agree. I was there a couple of days ago. Definitely not the girl in the pic, but the girl I met in Fenton was young and provided good service. Paid ss 100. Gave me multiple positions and didn't tract time at all. Hit / miss.

**Pat2019** · 05-07-20 22:05

Originally Posted by Joban1 [View Original Post]

Any of you guys been to this place, the ads have me curious. Here's the latest ad I've come across.

https://cityxguide.photo/ads/new-in-...inded-40208582

Also if anyone can tell me about that spot on Crosby, that would be great.

I made report here on this type of ads a couple of weeks ago and these providers have different locations and the ads say Pelham, Eastchester (Fenton Ave), Gun Hill Road, Bathgate Ave and they quote 100 ss /150 hh /200 h, but they are legit and you will get good service but the only obvious catfish is that the girls use fake pictures, so you won't see the girls as portrayed in ads. For marketing technique, they use exotic and pretty pictures to lure clients but the girls are not that exotic, but based on my experience the girls are young and they are Latino and Black Latino, and they charge extra 50-100 for bbj. I went to their spot twice at their location off Gun Hill Rd, so I know from my experience and I got good service for short stay but the girls are not the ones in the pictures but I still banged with them, so it is up to you and if you get lucky you might meet a beautiful chick, otherwise you might meet a chick that is not pretty, so it depends and each location has 2-3 girls available. The first time I went I got a decent girl but not that pretty but the second time I got a girl that is prettier than the first one, so it is kind of hit / miss situation.

**Brujas1990** · 05-07-20 19:06

Hey guys, so this whole quarantine has put me off for awhile, but I'm starting to get that urge again. Been seeing this delivery service ad for awhile now: https://backpage.co/ads/646-283-0869...uana-38884789. Been wondering if you guys got any experience with such services and to their average fees. Safe Mongering.

**MrGreenJeans8** · 05-07-20 08:34

Originally Posted by Deep2111 [View Original Post]

Funny. "What time, you're waiting around to get fucked, you got nothing but time". .

these bx girls losing the marketing game by starting off with all-caps warnings in their ads about "wasting their time" and "not sending any pics",

killing the vibe before it even starts,

so when a monger arrives, the session be like coming home to an angry bugged-out girlfriend, but hey that is what frustrated bugged-out girls do

so why they frustrated and edgy?
because there's an ocean of dick-heads and slobs out there playing around, texting girls alotta nonsense just to play, making appointments but never showing up, it happens all the time every day all day - and night - while they payin they hotel bill or tryin to make the monthly rent and so the girls understandably get on edge with everybody who contacts them

including well-behaved mongers

so finding a girl in a good mood and trying to calm them down is a serious challenge and just part of the game, part of the essential skill-set of any true monger, esp in da bx, cheers mrgj

**Joban1** · 05-07-20 05:12

Any of you guys been to this place, the ads have me curious. Here's the latest ad I've come across.

https://cityxguide.photo/ads/new-in-...inded-40208582

Also if anyone can tell me about that spot on Crosby, that would be great.

**Deep2111** · 05-06-20 20:49

Originally Posted by AttackMaster1 [View Original Post]

THIS THIS THIS.

This guy paid 220 for trash. 60 Dollars more (280) and you can get an INCREDIBLE experience with a TOP TIER HIGH QUALITY woman in Manhattan. I can judge too much because I been there before and I had to learn too. But it just pains me to see this. Let me make it crystal clear.

THERE ARE NO PROVIDERS IN THE BRONX WORTH $200.

Zip, nada, zilch. You go to the Bronx to get a quick (protected) nut off for $80 or less. The providers in the Bronx have no understanding of customer service and will rush and give attitude. If you want a full hour where you are treated like a king, you need to go to Manhattan where the women understand the value of having repeat customers and building a clientel base. The screening process is heavier but the end result is worth it.

My philosophy changed early last year. Why pay 80 for half decent small sessions in the Bronx when you can save up three of those sessions (240) for a high quality experience downtown. Life should be a series of high quality breathtaking experiences, not mediocrity. Why pay for mediocrity? Again, its your money, WHY PAY FOR MEDIOCRITY? / End rant.

- Didn't I just write a post about fools like this. Why, please tell me WHY? $220? - He could've seen Angie, Rump, Naomi, and Val / Lucy / Marie with that amount. 80,60, 40 and 40. Four FUCKIN' short stays, with four different women, and four nuts. UNFUCKIN'BELIEVABLE.

**Deep2111** · 05-06-20 20:40

Originally Posted by DeeMoney27 [View Original Post]

There's a search bar on the top of the page. Type her name in and all the previous reviews and comments will pop up. Your welcome.

No 100 SS and stay safe.

- I'm sorry sir (at RussianHacker6), but I've never seen this person called rumpalic, rupalicio, whatever you called her. I don't think anyone on this thread has ever heard of her. You have a nice day sir.

**Deep2111** · 05-06-20 20:32

Originally Posted by Tanatloc [View Original Post]

With those kind of ads you can usually read between the lines the girl is a self appointed princess and will eventually waste your time and money.

"NO CREEPS" What does this even mean? A creep is typically a person who is onto you but you don't feel attracted to them. Going by this definition any guy can fall into this category for some woman out there. But most importantly those chicks just do not understand they are working in the service industry. I totally get it if some guy lacks basic hygiene because nobody wants that for health concerns. But being picky just because she does not feel attracted to someone is a sign this girl has this whole thing all wrong. Guys use providers because they are either lonely, or they need to relief some stress, or they are in a bad relationship, or they just look for something they cannot get anywhere else. In none of those scenarios, possibility of being labeled as a 'creep' is going to win such provider more clients.

Another phrase I see way too often is "DO NOT WASTE MY TIME. " Well, spoiler alert honey, that's what guys actually pay for. Your time. An if you consider describing your services over the phone as a waste of time then I'm sorry but your marketing department needs to do better than this.

Funny. Yeah, I see a "creep" as that dude staring at a chic menacing like, but thinking its sexy, and not being cognizant that he straight up looks like a rapist. Now, the "don't waste my time" thing. That's foolish, because that's usually aligned with the texting / phone conversation, and something goes awry, and she's like "you're wasting my time". Or in one of my cases, I decided not to go see a chic, after I said I was on my way, and she texted back "next time don't waste my time", my response was "What time, you're waiting around to get fucked, you got nothing but time". Chics act like they're in the middle of preparing their dissertation in between customers and shit. B*H, you ain't doing shit, but waiting around to put a dick in your mouth. The chics that say that don't have high volume like the Naomi's, the Rump's, even the Val & Lucy's, etc, where they have people waiting sometimes. It seems like Naomi has lines like they used to have back in the late 80's in Harlem during the heyday of crack. Haha.