Massage Parlor Reports

[Jedston]

Stopped by here after RidgeRacer's report, and indeed there was a blonde working there. Older, maybe mid to late 50's. Wearing a red dress, decent bust. Russian, couldn't speak English very well. Thankfully, I only paid for the half hour, ($1 damage) because the massage was pretty much nonexistent.

Fortunately that wasn't necessarily why I was there, but still a bit offputting. No real teasing, and she just went for it on the flip. I asked her politely if she was fluent in French, to which she vehemently denied such an act. She went on about how she would lose her license, and if I wanted that kind of service, to go see a Chinese therapist. So hooray, I got a nonexistent massage, but a standard ending. Definitely wouldn't repeat for that price. Sounds to me like the brunette is the better of the two.

[RidgeRacer]

I know that's not only one place in the entire district willing to go the extra mile on a full body massage. Someone, anyone, please give me some intel.

[BadDances]

I haven't been in this area for years. I went back to G&G because I used to have a lot of fun there. Was promised FS, was then refused FS. Took my money back and walked out. Disappointing.

[RidgeRacer]

Checked out La Perla Salon near Mount Vernon Square the other day. Called ahead and when I asked if the hour massage was full body, she straightforwardly told me happy ending was included for $1. 20. Place is in a rowhouse basement. Was met by a middle aged brunette, buxom Russian in a tight red dress. Not amazing to look at but not bad.

Massage was OK, not half assed like some I've had but not something that's really going to work out the knots. On the flip, she got the job done and gave some nice verbal encouragement, but nothing out of this world. She allowed otc rubbing of her ass. Topless was more, but I didn't feel like splurging.

Did not expect or receive a tip after the initial house fee. All in all, a rather middling experience, but the only thing I've found at all convenient to downtown DC so may repeat. I think there's a blonde who works there as well.

[KO1717]

Is this $ 0 a hour?

I haven't met this one yet but she looks hot. Not FS but only $. 00 hr. She is looking for guys this morning in Rockville. Seniors can PM me.

[AngleOfRepose]

I haven't met this one yet but she looks hot. Not FS but only $. 00 hr. She is looking for guys this morning in Rockville. Seniors can PM me.

This is Liz. She has many bad reviews. You will get at best a marginally competent massage and lackadaisical HE. However, on average to worse days, she is full-blown crazy.

[Member #5795]

I haven't met this one yet but she looks hot. Not FS but only $. 00 hr. She is looking for guys this morning in Rockville. Seniors can PM me.

[RidgeRacer]

Does anyone have any leads whatsoever on a legit massage therapist who will go the extra mile in the district (or at least on the Metro lines)? Sorry to bug without posting a report of my own but it is like a desert out there without backpage and craigslist therapeutic. Thanks in advance.

[JTreehorn14]

Was wondering if anyone would be kind enough to provide some intel on Blue Tropics Spa in Sterling VA? FS in Sterling is the goal. PM if you prefer.

Thanks in advance.

If you spend some time reading the the Northern Virginia forum, or exploring Northern Virginia AMPs, it becomes very apparent very quickly that FS in Northern Virginia is basically never on the menu. If you're a regular it sounds like you can get a bit more, but if FS in a Northern Virginia AMP is your goal then I'd suggest you lower your expectations or look elsewhere.

[NikolaTesla]

Was wondering if anyone would be kind enough to provide some intel on Blue Tropics Spa in Sterling VA? FS in Sterling is the goal. PM if you prefer.

Thanks in advance.

[Max #01]

National Mall. Try Alexandria, Rossyln and Arlington. You're right about DC, the trade here is almost all but gone.

As we've noted, the closest place for any reliable consenting adult activity is in Greenbelt MD (Prince Georges County). You can get there from downtown via public transportation but it's a long trip. If you've got a rental car, you can drive there but make sure you do it in non-rush hour. If you want to stay downtown, about your only option is an escort. PM if you'd like more details.

[Slaytastic]

I'm trying to do my homework, but it seems like all the providers have been run out of DC. We're having the same issue in Chicago.

I'm trying to find a place relatively in the area of National Mall to DuPont Circle. Can anybody provide their gem of a place?

Or maybe around National Park?

I looked around. I found ThaiTas Tik, Art Massage Oriental Oasis and Touch Studio. All seem like nice wholesome places.

I'm looking for something a tad less than wholesome. I don't necessarily need FS, but a good massage and a little fun.

I appreciate your help.

National Mall. Try Alexandria, Rossyln and Arlington. You're right about DC, the trade here is almost all but gone.

[HoosierT]

I'm trying to do my homework, but it seems like all the providers have been run out of DC. We're having the same issue in Chicago.

I'm trying to find a place relatively in the area of National Mall to DuPont Circle. Can anybody provide their gem of a place?

Or maybe around National Park?

I looked around. I found ThaiTas Tik, Art Massage Oriental Oasis and Touch Studio. All seem like nice wholesome places.

I'm looking for something a tad less than wholesome. I don't necessarily need FS, but a good massage and a little fun.

I appreciate your help.

[JTreehorn14]

It's too bad we're having to relive the past rather than discuss massage establishments currently in business. I'm sure many of us wish we could have similar experiences around here today, but apparently mongers don't get the same privileges as public officials prostituting themselves at the public or lobbyist troughs.

In all fairness, if you head out to Greenbelt then you'll get the same service at any number of places that you seem to be reminiscing about. Have you read the PGC Maryland forum?

[Tom McAn]

It's too bad we're having to relive the past rather than discuss massage establishments currently in business. I'm sure many of us wish we could have similar experiences around here today, but apparently mongers don't get the same privileges as public officials prostituting themselves at the public or lobbyist troughs.